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ITT post a vocaroo of yourself talking if you are a man from the UK. Feel free to post requests!
0 min later 14021059 Anonymous
What shall I say
3 min later 14021081 Anonymous
>>14021059
uhhh... what are your favorite foods?
5 min later 14021091 Anonymous
>>14021081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nRGZhhoAdu
7 min later 14021115 Anonymous
Have you ever been to the US/ would you ever want to come here? Why/Why not?
9 min later 14021126 Anonymous
>>14021081
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PNvWJ4R8Ot
9 min later 14021134 Anonymous
>>14021115
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i7gYAe5Nrf
10 min later 14021143 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VoJSDCK2Ry
12 min later 14021156 Anonymous
1: I didnt think they'd have much Mexican food there, I couldnt even find it when I visited the other side of the US. 2: America would be a lot better if we had more Englishmen...
13 min later 14021170 Anonymous
>>14021143
so far I have never heard someone from the UK who's accent I didn't want to bang. Just sayin.
13 min later 14021173 Anonymous
>>14021156
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fWEQCYVKLR
16 min later 14021196 Anonymous
>>14021173
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fWEQCYVKLR
you should come to the south western part of the US and get some good Mexican food! Or I suppose you could just go to Mexico if you're gonna travel that far.
17 min later 14021205 Anonymous
>>14021196
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IlOTXL8ns4
19 min later 14021218 Anonymous
>>14021170
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gku5C7Zltf
21 min later 14021243 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yz5qRXQmek
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>>14021170
>>14021218
>>14021243
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s8Oh3bVBd4
31 min later 14021333 Anonymous
>>14021303
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0s8Oh3bVBd4
now I need to hear this accent. What could be that bad about it?
32 min later 14021340 Anonymous
>>14021243
If you look like your voice sounds, I will move to the UK right now.
32 min later 14021343 Anonymous
Just because I'm bored, this thread is now entering Free Derry.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0oOWHyFYCKt
>>14021303
ahaha
Manc? I'm pretty sure, at least.
>>14021333
The joke is that Scousers are uneducated, filthy, arrogant and angry descendants of Scandinavian fisherman and Irish immigrants, and that they're all criminals and on the UK's version of welfare.
33 min later 14021350 Anonymous
I was creeping on okcupid and decided to look at guys from London, and I have to say there are a ridiculously larger amount of attractive men there than there are from where I live. You boys got it going on over there, maybe everyone should just move over to the US for me :)
34 min later 14021362 Anonymous
>>14021333
>>14021343
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H2ZxhWwmVD
35 min later 14021369 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1J9xqKLKu10
35 min later 14021377 Anonymous
>>14021350
I never understand why to anyone from outside the UK, 'The UK' means 'London'
No love for us northerners at all :(
37 min later 14021389 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VdXFvF9x4d
38 min later 14021399 Anonymous
>>14021362
ahaha "cock it up" you're so adorable.
I looked up the accent on youtube, my conclusion: sounds good to me. Maybe I looked it up wrong..
40 min later 14021405 Anonymous
>>14021369
oh my god your voice I cant even get over it
41 min later 14021413 Anonymous
>>14021350
London is also a major metropolitan conurbation, so...
>>14021362
>>14021377
Because us Americans aren't particularly well-educated on the intricacies of Europe. For the most part, European history in classes in mandatory school years (primary, secondary) covers only the Roman Empire and then WW1-WW2, pretty much
>>14021369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02cLKePW0qy
>>14021399
ahaha, look up Harry Enfield's Scousers and you'll see. That's more or less the public perception.
41 min later 14021414 Anonymous
>>14021399
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RCbT9Bj6Yd
And they aren't friendly.
41 min later 14021415 Anonymous
>>14021377
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VdXFvF9x4d
I only looked up London on there cuz it's ginormous! I say the UK meaning the whole place I promise! I'll do better googling next time ;)
44 min later 14021439 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ybRpoxiTQS
44 min later 14021440 Anonymous
You guys, this is the best thread ever.
45 min later 14021455 Anonymous
Tell your favorite joke!
47 min later 14021469 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uCcSfDyqVv
I only like terrible jokes..
49 min later 14021497 Anonymous
>>14021455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qdI9mWxJOb
50 min later 14021509 Anonymous
>>14021469
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uCcSfDyqVv
hahahahaha oh man, that was awesome.
50 min later 14021512 Anonymous
>>14021455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SuaLLHgAvs
51 min later 14021521 Anonymous
>>14021415
>I'll do better googling next time ;)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TLXtxNKkUk
52 min later 14021524 Anonymous
>>14021497
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qdI9mWxJOb
I dont think I understood one word of that joke. I think there was a cat at a vet and maybe a tongue involved.
53 min later 14021536 Anonymous
>>14021455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y90tj4scWf
Accent based jokes are the best.
54 min later 14021544 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qmuTRDeRxE
54 min later 14021547 Anonymous
>>14021524
Haha here's a transcript:
Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."
A play on "is it a tom" sounding like "is it at home" in yorkshire :)
56 min later 14021566 Anonymous
>>14021521
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TLXtxNKkUk
if I ever meet someone from the UK I'm gonna be trying so hard to get their clothes off I dont think I'll have time to discuss these things. I suppose it'll be useful afterwards though... Also everything you talk about is incredibly interesting. Tell me more of your culture!
58 min later 14021593 Anonymous
>>14021547
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qmuTRDeRxE
I feel so dumb now that you've had to explain your joke. That being said people have to explain jokes to me when they have American accents so there that is!
59 min later 14021599 Anonymous
>>14021544
Listen you, stop what you're doing and marry me already.
1 hours later 14021622 Anonymous
>>14021593
http://vocaroo.com/i/s111rcDDPbop
I'm just finding these on the net and I find em pretty funny!
1 hours later 14021623 Anonymous
all my akward
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dJszjtx4Zk
1 hours later 14021636 Anonymous
>>14021599
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JmlwQvbAYB
1 hours later 14021638 Anonymous
>>14021566
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11eJ7L6Qy5T
1 hours later 14021655 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sNOKsO5Ond
1 hours later 14021657 Anonymous
>>14021622
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s111rcDDPbop
that was funny and I understood all the words!
1 hours later 14021667 Anonymous
>>14021623
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dJszjtx4Zk
hahahaha <3
1 hours later 14021672 Anonymous
>>14021655
ahahaha perfect
1 hours later 14021681 Anonymous
>>14021636
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JmlwQvbAYB
I would feed your narcissism for a living. Oh dear, idk tell me some of your favorite quotes.
1 hours later 14021706 Anonymous
>>14021638
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s11eJ7L6Qy5T
I think I could learn a lot more in school if my teachers sounded sexy too.
1 hours later 14021715 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fIbUvNQ4Tf
1 hours later 14021716 Anonymous
>>14021638
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sNOKsO5Ond
ALSO I wish our education system was good enough for us to know our history...
1 hours later 14021735 Anonymous
>>14021681
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1H8qSRBK8gh
1 hours later 14021739 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kY8ZfmeojL
1 hours later 14021740 Anonymous
>>14021655
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sNOKsO5Ond
hahahah
1 hours later 14021763 Anonymous
>>14021715
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fIbUvNQ4Tf
LOL
1 hours later 14021771 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D8FWe6cUCU
Bah
1 hours later 14021780 Anonymous
>>14021739
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1kY8ZfmeojL
why you so funny?!
1 hours later 14021792 Anonymous
>>14021735
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D8FWe6cUCU
what are your favorite books, tv shows, and movies
1 hours later 14021793 Anonymous
>>14021706
>>14021716
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HbIelKLgoC
1 hours later 14021796 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQR_s4yz3d8
This made me laugh too.
1 hours later 14021810 Anonymous
I want to kiss all of you on the mouth, because that is where happiness comes from.
1 hours later 14021841 Anonymous
>>14021796
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQR_s4yz3d8
hahahaha
1 hours later 14021893 Anonymous
What are the major differences you've noticed about Americans versus yourself?
1 hours later 14021919 Anonymous
>>14021792
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kiqfXgcERj
The Captcha just askmed me for my last name. Creepy.
1 hours later 14021939 Anonymous
>>14021913
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0helccJpCrQ
1 hours later 14021941 Anonymous
>>14021893
My god you people are busy, it's as if you don't enjoy idle time. I lived in the South for a little while and even there, the pace of life is so much faster.
1 hours later 14021955 Anonymous
>>14021893
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PjSAeaeiN1
1 hours later 14021980 Anonymous
>>14021919
yeah, I'm in charge of captcha now, so I was just trying to very long distance stalk you. No big deal. I also love House! Look, we're soul mates...
1 hours later 14021991 Anonymous
WTB English boyfriend
1 hours later 14022009 Anonymous
>>14021991
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SIOigRmuT4
1 hours later 14022012 Anonymous
>>14021939
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0helccJpCrQ
oh man you are adorable
1 hours later 14022038 Anonymous
>>14021991
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OvtErxLxuQ
1 hours later 14022046 Anonymous
>>14022009
hahaha <3<3<3 oh my god
1 hours later 14022057 Anonymous
>>14021982
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q757bJdPpW
1 hours later 14022062 Anonymous
>>14022038
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OvtErxLxuQ
Listen guy, you're stealing my heart, and I live way too far for that to be happening. Calm down.
1 hours later 14022077 Anonymous
it's sad to think after this thread dies I'll never hear from any of you again. Until next time I start this thread...
1 hours later 14022094 Anonymous
tfw I realize I thought the thread said 'post a vocaroo of yourself talking AS IF you are a man from the UK'
oh god I'm so sorry I misunderstood
1 hours later 14022097 Anonymous
>>14022077
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JWX3uFpqBt
1 hours later 14022103 Anonymous
>>14022077
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RtnnK8bd4I
1 hours later 14022122 Anonymous
>>14022097
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JWX3uFpqBt
so his mother has my dream job?
1 hours later 14022123 Anonymous
>>14022094
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kECrCbuIwf
1 hours later 14022127 Anonymous
>>14022103
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NaySpSRlCy
1 hours later 14022134 Anonymous
>>14022123
yes I am I'm sorry I deleted it ;_;
I am neither a man nor someone from the UK sigh
1 hours later 14022147 Anonymous
>>14022127
do want
1 hours later 14022158 Anonymous
The more things from BBC they put on Netflix the more I watch, and the more I watch the less I want an American man. Time to move!
1 hours later 14022189 Anonymous
>>14022158
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hrxkIErfLZ
1 hours later 14022239 Anonymous
>>14022189
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hrxkIErfLZ
well currently I watch Doctor Who and Being Human, I need to start Sherlock and Torchwood. What do you suggest?
1 hours later 14022265 Anonymous
>>14022239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TNzI5CXu0g
1 hours later 14022310 Anonymous
>>14022265
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TNzI5CXu0g
the concept of a tv license is still mind boggling to me. You guys dont have commercials though right? You even need a tv license to watch tv on your computer is what the internet told me. I did research for a minute or two on moving there and the differences. I would need a 24/7 tour guide for a while. Also I prefer you respond via voice, that's why I started this thread!
2 hours later 14022372 Anonymous
>>14022310
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FHbvrRQgHK
2 hours later 14022456 Anonymous
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V8ynK2pwXy
2 hours later 14022477 Anonymous
>>14022372
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FHbvrRQgHK
yeah commercials come up every like 10ish minutes on shows here for like 2-5 minutes and we dont pay for general tv, but we do have to pay for cable which gives you tons of channels which also have commercials. I just watch Netflix now, so I dont deal with commercials at all, but I'm not always up to date on tv. So the only thing you know about America is about terrible Texans? What a poor representation of our country... :(
2 hours later 14022486 Anonymous
>>14022094
I made that same mistake man
2 hours later 14022489 Anonymous
>>14022456
you're still here, that's not dead! Unless you go to bed :(
2 hours later 14022501 Anonymous
>>14022486
If that was a man I definitely want to meet them. Highest voice I think I've ever heard..
2 hours later 14022521 Anonymous
>>14022489
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fA6nTLvgKj
2 hours later 14022540 Anonymous
>>14022521
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fA6nTLvgKj
I've gone to bed at noon, you can handle it! You're a sexy Englishman! I think!
2 hours later 14022543 Anonymous
>>14022501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LQV2ya2G2W
2 hours later 14022606 Anonymous
>>14022543
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LQV2ya2G2W
those didnt seem like words... Note to self: get a translator when I go to England.
2 hours later 14022609 Anonymous
>>14022540
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mrZq4RI1iV
2 hours later 14022617 Anonymous
>>14022543
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HluqFtizLs
2 hours later 14022619 Anonymous
btw this is me right at this very moment. It's cold in my apartment so I've been wearing my Jayne hat all night http://images.4chan.org/soc/src/1355367657877.jpg
2 hours later 14022636 Anonymous
is this sexy?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0edrM0wmi6B
2 hours later 14022641 Anonymous
>>14022609
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mrZq4RI1iV
drink lots of coffee and stay up with me, seeing as it's only 8PM here I've got LOTS of time.
2 hours later 14022651 Anonymous
>>14022636
certainly sexier than an American accent...
2 hours later 14022692 Anonymous
>>14022636
10/10, would bang. Oh please put a credit card in my mouth, it's my fetish.
2 hours later 14022735 Anonymous
Thread don't die! You're all I have in life!
2 hours later 14022758 Anonymous
>>14022735
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p7u2M4p6hR
2 hours later 14022781 Anonymous
>>14022758
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p7u2M4p6hR
I guess there's more to life, but nothing more interesting. You're my new favorite strange Englishman.
2 hours later 14022822 Anonymous
>>14022758
English guy, sometimes I wonder if we're really a 4chan couple or if you're just here to fill some need to be accepted by strange American girls.
2 hours later 14022835 Anonymous
>>14022822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GzJVP13emE
2 hours later 14022857 Anonymous
>>14022835
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1GzJVP13emE
I think any masturbation is good masturbation personally. Let me finish up my psychology degree then I'll analyze you myself, Doctor Sexypants. That's your name now.
2 hours later 14022901 Anonymous
>>14022857
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hRdO53THI9
2 hours later 14022957 Anonymous
>>14022901
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hRdO53THI9
Yeah, palms cant grow hair. If you dont believe in masturbation you must just get lucky a lot.
2 hours later 14022982 Anonymous
>>14022957
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FXj14lfv1j
2 hours later 14023012 Anonymous
>>14022982
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FXj14lfv1j
masturbation doesnt necessarily mean pornography though, one could masturbate to the though of having sex with their significant other. There's also masturbating with another person, things of that nature. I agree with the porn thing though, in psychology we talked about how eventually it isnt enough and you go onto weirder and weirder stuff and grow dependent on it.
3 hours later 14023043 Anonymous
>>14023012
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09oUB1kN7ov
3 hours later 14023077 Anonymous
>>14023043
goodnight <3
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