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2012-09-26 10:11 13015464 Anonymous (AMA.png 831x778 88kB)
Can we have a relationship thread, whether they be failed, current, or impossible? I'll start: >be in middle school >hang out with this great girl >nothing happens romantically, just silly kids >she moves literally across the nation >start talking more and more as time passes >totally fucking in love with her, absolutely perfect for me >still lives literally across the country >want to move out there but short on money In time, I guess, but it still sucks dick, guys. Picture unrelated.

5 min later 13015506 Anonymous
>Start hanging out because we wanted to fuck each other >We didn't end up sexing for the longest time >When we did, shit was so bad because virgins >Get better, >Got closer, started to become clingy >Bitch about everything, make him stay home to talk with me >Spends all our money on each other >He breaks up with me so I show up at his work and make a scene >Gets back together >Same thing 3 weeks later >Police involvement and we never speak again >Only be 17 after 2 years of dating.

6 min later 13015515 Anonymous
>>13015506 Well that sure is something.. Are you in a relationship with somebody else currently?

8 min later 13015530 Anonymous
>>13015515 It's my most interesting. And yes, kind of. We're really close and we kiss/cuddle and stuff. It's a relationship without the commitment, essentially. and I don't have a problem with being clingy or crazy anymore. You?

10 min later 13015538 Anonymous
>>13015530 That's good. Glad it all worked out. And no, I haven't been able to fully commit to a relationship with this girl in the back of my mind. For reference of the distance, I live in Florida, and she lives in Washington. Not D.C., the state.

15 min later 13015566 Anonymous
>be 11 >fall in love with a grown man, got fucked in the ass >then he vanished >be 13 >lose virginity after recovering from broken heart from the previous crush >become slut >fuck anybody and everybody in any way >be 20 >meet lovely and handsome guy >fall in love like when i was 11 >get married >have kids everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

17 min later 13015576 Anonymous
>>13015566 Well that is also quite the tale. Glad to hear everything worked out well for you, too.

18 min later 13015586 Anonymous
>>13015538 that's far.. shit man. I used to complain of a 4 hour commute to see my ex! >>13015566 glad it worked out for you ;-;

18 min later 13015589 Anonymous
>>13015566 i feel a bit sorry for the guy. he probably has no idea you were a huge slut.

19 min later 13015597 Anonymous
>>13015589 Which guy would that be?

19 min later 13015598 Anonymous
>>13015586 Yeah I just Google Map'd it and it said it's 51 hours.. Could be worse, though! If I/we want it badly enough, it'll work out for the best.

23 min later 13015631 Anonymous
>Date for 7 years (13-20) >Plan to move out together, find a place an' shit. >plans fall through, she moves in with some random from a notice boards Room for Rent sign >Moved out with half of my stuff >Try to reorganise plans >She moves out of state to be with another guy >Took my stuff >Still won't return my calls Yep.

24 min later 13015641 Anonymous
>>13015631 Damn, that really sucks. I'm truly sorry for you, man. Shit.

27 min later 13015663 Anonymous (1346738183128.jpg 337x342 20kB)
>>13015641 She called me a while ago saying that she was going to come back into town. Asked if she could stay with me for a week or so to get away from her crazy arse family. I said yeah, why not. The day before she's meant to leave, says she'll do a flying visit. Doesn't. Pic related.

29 min later 13015671 Anonymous
>>13015663 Why would you let her stay with you after all of that shit?

29 min later 13015675 Anonymous
>>13015663 How rude of me. I didn't thank you for your sympathy. Thanks bro :D

29 min later 13015676 Anonymous
>return home from college for the summer >same old crew with a few new people >few new girls >end up alone with one and start making out >we continue doing so secretly almost every day >pretend like nothing is happening when we're all together >shit's getting pretty intense >she tells me she's falling in love with me >next day tells me we should just stop whatever because i'm leaving in a week and she won't stop crying when I leave >no long distance relationship shit kinda feels bad... Everyone picked up on the chemistry between us and we clicked in a matter of days, but it will just be a summer flick ;_;

30 min later 13015682 Anonymous
>>13015671 Water under the bridge for me.

33 min later 13015703 Anonymous
>>13015682 That's pretty cool that you can forgive like that, but it still seems kind of odd that you would let her back into your life like that. But, I guess you have to take a chance on something, right? Could end up being great. >>13015676 That sucks, man. Do you plan to move back home after school? If so, you could always hope for that to happen full-time after your permanent return. That might be in a while, though.

36 min later 13015726 Anonymous
>>13015703 Could have. but it didn't. When you date someone for your entire teens. You tend to be fairly tolerant of their shit and can forgive them fairly easily.

38 min later 13015741 Anonymous
>>13015726 I was going to say "I feel you man" but that's not true because I don't know that feel, as I didn't date somebody for my entire teens. Instead I'll say "I understand you man."

39 min later 13015750 Anonymous
>>13015703 No idea man, my college is in our capital and I was hoping on working there because it has much more options. We both got out of fucked up relationships and didnt want a new one and then this happened. We got drunk a few days ago and she had a breakdown where she was trying to force me to make out with other girls so she can see if she's in love. I refused to do so and she started crying that I'm only making it harder by being good to her. We sorted that shit out and then she breaks off everything the next day. So for the next few days I just have to hang around her and ignore her and watch her sit there being miserable

43 min later 13015771 Anonymous (1546879584351.jpg 478x468 27kB)
>>13015741 lol'd All good bro

43 min later 13015773 Anonymous
>>13015750 Oh I see, that's a bummer. Is your capital city far from your home town? You could try to get her to relocate to you, instead of you to her. I'd say you could also just keep it as a summer fling every summer, but that'll end up sticky in no time fast.

47 min later 13015797 Anonymous
I have some sad and sorry stories about the guys I crushes on, but other than that I don't have any interesting relationship stories.

47 min later 13015799 Anonymous
>Be 17 in High School >Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool >Hanging out in classroom during lunch period watching TV (Jerry Springer would come on, or if the VCR* was hooked up we'd watch some of them "Chinese cartoons" *VCR is a media device like a DVD player. >Playin' with dumbo brunette's hair who is sitting in front of me, she thinks I like her, whatever, pussy is pussy. >Wild Redhead appears, freckled and friendly >Is friend of brunette >Am smitten with young morsel >dem tittays >dat ass >Chat with her, find out she is in non-sexual relationship with some idiot, laugh >also currently am in oral relationship with another redhead at the time, but dumb vapid cunt. Had Bologna-lips, had to dump ASAP. >Chill with Wild Redhead for 'bout a month or two, start takin' her out for lunch occasionally during lunch hour. >Learn that she is a Freshman, and kind of on the outs with her BF >Learn from friends that my actual cunty GF might be lookin' elsewhere. (good!) >Two weeks later her BF and my GF become an Item. >Be ok about it, laugh with Wild Redhead about situation, joke that it would be funny if we ended up together. >Purposely destroy friendzone so it can only end one way. Con't

48 min later 13015802 Anonymous
>>13015797 Drop 'em here, man. (I call everybody man, don't be offended)

50 min later 13015807 Anonymous
>>13015773 It's a 3-4 hour drive. Problem is she's finishing her final year of college now and god knows if she's moving away somewhere to work, and I'm only on my 2nd year so I'm stuck in the country for the time being. She is 1 year older then me and I've told her she can come visit me every weekend cause we'll have an entire flat for us as we had no real chance to actually have sex here. We could always keep it as a flick whenever we see each other but I can imagine one being crushed if the other shows up with a boyfriend/girlfriend. I guess it's just time to move on. Havent seen her for 2 days now but the emotions are fucking mixed.

51 min later 13015818 Anonymous
>>13015807 If you're serious about her, you should talk to her about your possible future before you have to go back or what-have-you. At the risk of seeming clingy/creepy, though. Except it's probably better to risk that than sit it out and wonder what could have been, you know?

52 min later 13015819 Anonymous
>>13015566 A grown man fucked you in the ass when you were 11? Jesus fucking christ.

55 min later 13015843 Anonymous
>>13015566 How does a grown man going about finding a young girl, without creeping schools?

55 min later 13015844 Anonymous
>>13015819 Yes he did. It was actually awesome.

56 min later 13015847 Anonymous
>Meet a girl who lives 2000km away through a >friend. >Start chatting with her on facebook minimum >1-3 hours everyday for 3 months. >Third friend finds out my other friend and I chat >to this cool girl. >Says "he also wants to start chatting to her" >He starts chatting to her. >Knows this is the first girl ever, I gave a shit >about. >We finally meet again, she likes him more >than me. >1.5 years later, they're still in a long distance >relationship and see each other about once >every 2 months. >She's coming to my university and is one of >my best girl "friends" at the moment. >He's one of my best "friends" at the moment. >Watch him cheating on her and acting like a >pretentious good guy, whilst knowing he's >scum. >Want to break his face, but feel conflicted as >he was always one of my best friends. >Still act like we're friends

56 min later 13015849 Anonymous
>>13015843 If you spent some time lurking on >>>/tv/ for long enough, you'll be pretty good at it, I'm sure.

56 min later 13015852 Anonymous
>>13015818 I already did. Told her the exact same thing, I felt like i was fucking captain boldpants or something. She loved it, she loved the idea, but almost started crying again telling me to just drop it. The guys are throwing me a "farewell" party tommorrow and she'll be there. I guess that's gonna be the last day this year we're gonna see each other even if we don't talk at all.

57 min later 13015858 Anonymous
>>13015844 Not sure I've ever heard of someone being molested and calling it 'awesome' but ok.

57 min later 13015861 Anonymous
>>13015843 In this case he becomes a Summer camp leader. But I would imagine that sports coaches, scouts etc. have equal opportunities.

58 min later 13015869 Anonymous
CONT'D >Other friends from class also apparently after my dick now that I am available >Ex-GF apparently said I wasn't too bad at oral. >Still see Ex-GF she still eyes me hungrily, whatevs. Get hugs in hallways, on great terms with her somehow? >Back to Wild Redhead. >Start taking her home from school (she lives a bit far away) >Other friend from class I watch vids in (same class I chill in @ lunch hour) immediately after lunch hour asks for a Ride home too >become taxi driver >New girl is actualy old-GF from when I was 11. Old-GF makes Wild Redhead sit in backseat, claims seniority >Idon'tevenknowwhatthefucki'mdoing.jpg >Shit goes on for like three months >Wild Redhead talks about getting a new BF >feelsbadman.png >Old-GF pulls me aside one day and asks how things are going with Wild Redhead. >explain that I like her, and am interested in consentual sex in the missionary position with her. >Old-GF says she knows who potential new BF is, since both girls work at some RenFaire shit. >Potential new BF is some greasy old motherfucker. >Wonder what the fuck? Thought we had hit it off >gottagofaster.mp3 CONT'D

58 min later 13015870 Anonymous
>>13015847 You got to follow your heart, man. Don't put friends before love, especially if they're not the most upstanding people. >>13015852 I guess just see what happens with time? I don't really know what else you can do. Just keep trying to convince her to relocate to you, and hopefully it'll work out for the best.

59 min later 13015873 Anonymous
>>13015858 But I wasn't molested! He didn't force me in any way. After the Summer camp I only felt heartbroken because he vanished out of my life. It was only years later that it dawned on me that he was probably just your average pedo predator.

1 hours later 13015884 Anonymous
>>13015873 That's how predators work doll. They make you fall in 'love' and then you want to do anything for that person and they stick their dick in you. 11 year olds can't consent to sex for a reason, they lack the mental capacity. A 15 year old? Yeah they can probably be a bit more informed but 11 is too fucking young.

1 hours later 13015913 Anonymous
>Continue to up my efforts to hang out with Wild Redhead. >It happens one week later >Wild Redhead has new BF >Still non-sexual cause Old-GF would have heard about it, and Old-GF is awesome like that and wouldn't let me diddle a skank. (Just dumb vapid bitches) >Take a couple days off from seeing Wild Redhead around school and taking her home, actually just hanging out with Old-GF and her crew. >(Sylvia Plath reading dykes, all of 'em, except Rapey, she's cool.) >Learn through the grapevine Ex-GF gave the cherry to Wild Redhead's Ex-BF >Actually interested in making this happen now... >After a week away, show back up at classroom >Wild Redhead is there and VERY clingy. >Said she missed my company, whatevs >Redouble efforts to hang out with her and take her out. >Driving her home once more, shit is cash >Graduation is coming up soon Cont'd

1 hours later 13015915 Anonymous
OP here. I'm off to bed, seeing as it's 5:18AM. Good luck with all of your stuff, guys, and congratulations to those everything worked out well for. I hope this thread continues on to be a good one. Hope you all have a great day and lives.

1 hours later 13015926 Anonymous
>>13015884 Bullshit! I did consent in all aspects of the word. Read what I wrote. He did not force me or violate me in anyway. He may have "made" me fall in love with him, which - in all honesty - makes me feel somewhat used. But I have never had any negative feelings towards the sexual encounters (which for the records also involved lots of petting and oral resulting in countless orgasms to little me. It WAS awesome. This experience may well have led me onto my later career as a teenage slut, some kind of metaphoric revenge on the male gender. But I have no regrets. And yes, a grown man's dick in the ass of an 11 year old CAN be a nice experience with careful preparation... Call it double standards, but I wouldn't want this man near my daughters though!

1 hours later 13015931 Anonymous
>>13015464 never had one never will by the looks of it

1 hours later 13015932 Anonymous (25142565.jpg 400x400 112kB)
>be 17 >just lost a bunch of weight >looks are starting to change. >find a girl I genuinely like from first time meeting her. >never believed in first sight shit. >talk to her all the time, try to see her whenever she's not busy. >she always seems to be busy. >she dates less attractive insecure douchebag with dreadlocks. >friendzoned after many stories of trying hard.. for now. fast forward... >2 years later. >we had a big falling out. >I fucked up the only chance I think I ever really had by screwing someone else the week we had a date. >she cancels. >I meet up with her before she goes to a party. >bestfriend came cause we were chilling later. >realize how big of a mistake that was. >she went to party, started dating some douche. >still think about that every time I goto that subway station. >she went back to old insecure douche. >find out around when we first met she fucked my less attractive friend and lied about it. >have another falling out. >seeing her for first time in months this weekend. >listens to 'the funeral' by band of horses. Everytime... oh and this picture was a joke between my friends they made.

1 hours later 13015934 Anonymous
>>13015915 Sleep well, OP

1 hours later 13015944 Anonymous
>>13015926 Are you even reading what you're saying? He turned you into a slut and took his time with you. That's what predators do ffs. The ones who want little pets like you spend time. They listen, they talk to you, they treat you like you're special for the sole purpose of fucking you, or touching you or using you in some way. That's why you were so fucked up as a teen. This isn't some crazy new-age shit I'm making up, it's common practice among predators.

1 hours later 13015952 Anonymous
>>13015802 Nah, I find it funny not offensive. People seem to like greentext better so Ill just do that. >Sophomore in high school >Just got dumped and cheated on >I'm all sad and angry >My friends choose the ex over me (there's a whole shit storm story about that but that's for another day) >Weeks later >Walking alone upstairs during lunch (no friends anymore, no table to hang out at) >A random senior guy was around a corner in the hallway >I almost run into him and start blushing furiously >We made eye contact for a little too long >I awkwardly smile at him while I pass by >He smiles an awesome smile back >Every day we come across each other he would smile at me and I'd awkwardly blush and smile back >This goes on for months >After a while I find out his name and I'm crushing on him hard >A girl who used to be one of my friends gave me a note saying that it was from him It roughly summed up to this, I lost the original note somewhere: "Hey, my name is Jeff I just thought id write this note and give it to you. I think i've seen you somewhere before, aren't you the girl who dated my friend -insert shitty cheating ex's name here- I'm that one guy who you exchange smiles with, because you have a great smile and you shouldn't try to hide it :) But don't get your hopes up I just wanted to tell you myself that I have a baby girl on the way and I love her and her beautiful mom very much." Then he made a weird joke about getting good grades and wiping my nose clean in a text book, like I was a complete child.

1 hours later 13015963 Anonymous
>Decide that final rush is approaching, it's all or nothing >Invite Wild Redhead out to movies, say if she has to ask her BF permission whatever, but I was only interested in going with her. >Went to her house to meet her folks >Played trivial pursuit with them, actually did well, parentals impressed. >Gave approval to lease daughter out until 11pm >Schoolnight >AWW YEAH >Go to movie at 8, see some shit, might've been star wars ep.1 can't really remember >Have enough time to eat dinner >Treat her to dinner, get to talking about how much we really have in common >Tell her that I am really gonna miss her after Graduation >Asks if I will stay in touch >Say that I am unreliable to keeping tabs on things not part of my daily life... >Wild Redhead looks distraught >Let her stew on it while I take her home >Get hug and something-more-than-friends kiss? (it was like half-cheek half-lip) >Daughter home 15 mins early, thanks parents, help her younger brother stuck on a puzzle game for PSX, whatevs, being boss >Next day at school, 2nd period out in normal senior hallways, unexpected Wild Redhead there >Says she made me something to eat >Get food for breakfast every day all week cause she's part of some home-ec magnet program >Shrimp Scampi >Realize I just had girl make me obento >been watching too many chinese cartoons to know what that is. >Almost there! CONT'D

1 hours later 13015964 Anonymous (doos.jpg 640x480 43kB)
>>13015870 Yeah, but there isn't too much I can do about it. Him and my other friend and I are always hanging out together. He lives in the dorm next to us (my other friend and I are roommates). I wouldn't even know how to ignore him. He can be a nice guy, but his pretentiousness just pisses me off, maybe more because I know it helped him get her. >mfw I have to use "being a friend" as an >excuse to justify being around her so much. >Im sure you can guess which one I am >pic related

1 hours later 13015966 Anonymous
>>13015944 chill out man don't go shaking her world view for no reason, let her believe and live how she wants, it's no sweat off your back.

1 hours later 13015968 Anonymous
>>13015952 he wot m8?

1 hours later 13015978 Anonymous
>>13015964 I need someone to validate my need for wanting to beat that smirk from his face.

1 hours later 13015988 Anonymous
>>13015966 She has daughters, she should be less ignorant about the motivations of sick fuckers who someday may ram their cock up one of her little girls.

1 hours later 13015991 Anonymous
>>13015944 OK! So I'm a victim. Feeling better now? >>13015966 Thanks, you're a sweetie!

1 hours later 13016000 Anonymous
>>13015991 If you want to live in that world, be my guest, but you should be more concerned with knowing the reality to keep your children safe. You said yourself he was probably a pedo predator and you wouldn't want him near your daughters, while also saying "No, it was cool. I loved him assfucking me."

1 hours later 13016004 Anonymous
>started relationship 2 years ago, let's call her ale >sitting in a table outside art school minding my own bussiness >cute girl sits next to me and looks me in the eye >says that her favourite band was porcupine tre (i was wearing a shirt) >started talking, she was kinda chubby and small tits but she was cute as hell >have almost everything in common (bands, taste in movies, love for art, etc) >starting going out with her >fucked her in like the 4th date, feelsgoodman >she's as drunk as me, and smokes weed and do drugs with me >one year later, still together >was really drunk and high at a party and made out with another chick >I told her, she forgive me after telling her I was really sorry (I didn't fuck her or anything, just kissed her because I was drunk and she came over me and why not) >went to try peyote with her on the desert, awesome >6 months later, was going to another country to study for a year

1 hours later 13016013 Anonymous
cont. >broke up with her because of that, but still see her >went to coachella with her, because we bought the tickets before we broke up, and did lsd there >went to 2 other concerts with her after that >started going out with a super cute chick, but I knew nothing could happen because I was leaving >didn't fuck her >I told ale that I was going out with another girl, she told me she also was going out with another dude and that she fucked him in her bed >started to cry, I was really heartbroken because I didn't fuck the other girl >she then told me it was a lie, she didn't go out with anyone >super mad, fucked another girl >not even sorry, didn't tell her >she said she was sorry and see her again >came to canada to study, no new girls, I kinda missed ale >unexpected return to my country for a week break >see ale, fuck her, love her >came back, 3 weeks later she came here to canada to visit me >went to camp to the mountains and do shrooms >love her >probably going to marry her

1 hours later 13016049 Anonymous
>>13015978 Nothing?..... okay then.

1 hours later 13016066 Anonymous
>final month passing slowly >had one extra event, involving standing in line at 4am for a "Furby" to buy for this girl since she wanted one bad, but wasn't gonna get one. >Surprise her with it, she's all happy and shit >Still getting bentos >She's still clingy >Hear from Old-GF that Wild Redhead's new BF is kinda worried about her hanging with me. >ALPHA MALE MODO ACTIVATE >never met Red's BF >suddenly Red wants to go to city library after school, whatevs I like checking out books >Who's at library but new BF. >Shake his hand >He looks like a 35 year old goth faggot with tighter jeans than he should be wearing. >Leave Red with her BF, go check out awesome books, peace-out of there without even giving a fuck >Call @ home later that night >It's Red >howdidyougetmynumberinevergaveittoyou?.html >Old-GF's BF is apparently best buds with Red's new BF. >Old-GF batting for me behind the scenes. >Red gets my number through old-GF cause of her new BF's friendship with old-GF's BF. >Enjoy the Irony of that event much later. >Asks me why I bailed @ Library >Say that I didn't want to interrupt shit with her BF. That's her business, not Mine. >Whatever, sounds disappointed, hangs up phone. >Prom night in 2 days, no other viable dates. >Ask Red as a joke. >Says yes. >Tell her to clear it with her BF first, I don't play that backstabbing/cheating shit. >She literally calls him from school payphone to clear it. >New BF has got to be the most beta motherfucker ever. >Take her to prom >Had fun >Brought her back home 5 mins later than promised, but with all clothing intact >Parentals further impressed. >nothinghappenedthatnight.jpg >After dropping her off go to after-party @ Old-GF's house >Shitstorm Ensues >New-BF is there, getting all sorts of accounts of what happened @ prom with me and Red CONT'D

1 hours later 13016076 Anonymous
>everyone backs me with nothing happened >He's had a couple drinks and is kinda upset, whatevs >I don't drink so i've got my wits >Someone says some stupid ass shit like how he's being taken advantage of cause she's been on my dick since my Ex-GF left. >Old-GF not there to diffuse that >I don't deny it outright, despite it being true, non-sexual relationship still hasn't developed. >This guy loses his cool and takes a swing at me. >I get hit, and laugh >I have weightlifting class for 2 seperate periods, so I am stacked despite looking thin. >Take two more hits, and this guy backs off. >Old-GF comes out of room (was getting fucked, and gets grasp of situation) >She's about to kick new BF out of party. >I apologize for the interruption, and I leave instead, being boss as a motherfucker. >-dawn of the final day approaches- CONT'D

1 hours later 13016121 Anonymous
>Final rush for seniors tests/gpa fixing >Already accepted to college of choice so a non-issue >On monday after prom two weeks remain until end of school for seniors (we leave like a month earlier) >Three of Wild Red's friends hunt me down, and say she's all fucked up and shit emotionally, and 'what did i do' etc? >Have to go visit Red who's skipping class with her friends. >Learn something new about Red, but it's irrelevant to the story >Red is all upset that she caused a problem with new BF and me. >I laugh telling her it's not her fault, and he didn't hurt me. He was drunk and probably worried about losing someone as awesome as her. >Looked deep into her eyes and said "I'd be too" >Red's friends all did girl whispering outside of earshot, whatevs hoes. >Tell her it's ok and to calm down. I'll catch her for lunch, and go back to class >Walk in late to class, I'm fucking awesome so teacher doesn't even care >It was 3rd period science and i was the only senior amongst a flock of 9th/10th graders... >ERRYBODY talkin' bout my shit >howdothesepeopleknowmybusiness.png >Even teacher (Badass science teacher) was like go handle your shit, you ain't done yet. >WTF I don't even know >Lunchtime rolls around, she's not at portable or car. >Hunt her down >She's at previous spot >I coax her to come hang out, we chill at school and walk around. >Lunch ends, she says she'll meet me when final bell rings. CONT'D

1 hours later 13016137 Anonymous
>>13016121 This has got to be the longest story I have ever read.

2 hours later 13016144 Anonymous
>>13016137 I'm almost done.. last part incoming

2 hours later 13016155 Anonymous
>>13015464 >thought i had a solid thing down with a girl i used to know >ask how she feels about me >and i quote "oh god i knew this would happen, it was just the beer talking, you could never give me what i wanted, stop being jealous. All of this happened in a packed bar full of onlookers. It goes on.... >as i am trying walk off she grabs my arm >but i still love and care for you and i want you. >worst Christmas ever. I lost my shit and got arrested. Thee end.

2 hours later 13016171 Anonymous
>>13016155 How'd you get arrested?

2 hours later 13016216 Anonymous
>>13016000 There's a huge difference, which I of course has neglected to tell you: At that time I lived alone with my mother, after my father took off with my little sister and his secretary (yes, really!) when I was 7. My mother spend the next many years being depressed and introvert, which did nothing for my self confidence. Add to that the trauma of being abandoned by my own dad who clearly preferred my little sister and the fact that I was a nerdy loner, and you have the recipe for a perfect pedo victim. My daughters, on the other hand, grow up in a home where they are loved and lavished with attention. I somehow don't think they will be as prone to being "made to fall in love" with an adult as I was. But hey, let's just call it double standards, if you're more comfortable with that! I just find it odd when people try to force a role on me that I never felt any affinity towards...

2 hours later 13016236 Anonymous
>She says she's sad cause she's gonna miss me >I tell her it's ok and that maybe we'll see each other, but probably not, she was a fun girl to hang with >Tell her to keep my number, and when she breaks up with her BF to give me a ring. >Take her for what is probably one of the final drives home. >Old-GF tells me something is up with Red and new BF >I don't even care, honestly at this point, I don't even care >Says to stop by library instead of home, was gonna drop something off, and catch a bus instead. (I had gotten an afterschool job by this point and was actually tight on time that day, she knew this) >At the library at the same spot I met her new-BF is a pay phone. >She stands me next to it and says wait >IDK whatever, I chill >Red calls new BF and announces that it's over. >Me slightly confused, but curious now >Red closes the deal and hangs up. >Red then launches into a french kiss with unsuspecting me which apparently is the culmination of a young woman's desires. >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.vivo >Red moves my hand onto her boob >feelsgoodman.bmp >continue to make out for like 15 minutes. >watch alarm beeps letting me know i need to get moving to work cause i got 30 mins to get there >She says she'll call me later >I leave, she's all smiling. >Go to work, come home, she calls at 11pm to tell me she's thinking of me and touching herself inappropriately. >oh lordy... >hang up and sleep Cont'd last part

2 hours later 13016241 Anonymous
>Next day at school she is my arm candy, and erryone who was in the know was all happy for us and shit >even ex-GF congratulated us. >Laughed at ex-GF and said how funny it was that we both ended up with each other's EX... >Ex-GF still giving me the sexy-eye too >Last days pass, and Graduation comes >Invited Red >Ex-GF there too to watch friends graduate (Ex-GF was junior) >After ceremony, head out to meet Red >ex-GF finds me, and sudden-smooch-attack >Says if shit goes wrong with Red, to look her up in 5 years. >(That is another story too) >We part amicably for the next 5 years >Red is there waiting for me. >Tell Red what just happens. >Red shrugs, and gives me a better kiss >Red says she took care of that skank's cooties. >lol'ed at that >Go to dinner with Red, and apparently engage in a relationship that lasts a long god-damn time. >Ends with me getting her cherry and lots of interesting material for many more stories. That is by far the only real successful relationship I will ever have, and I regret there not being a manditory school for like 30 year olds to see if I could manage something like this again XD

3 hours later 13016427 Anonymous (adrien.jpg 275x266 19kB)
>16 turning 17 >ask beautiful blonde girl that likes me out >We date >happiest 3.5 weeks of my life were I experience something with a chick instead of bros >her friend looks through my phone >suspicious texts, we break up >takes about 2 years to get over (depressed) >still a virgin >whenever I hear the word 'actually' it almost reminds me of Ashley pic related, I look similar to Brody. I lost my writing and piano talent I had (ironic if you've seen movies from this actor)

4 hours later 13016670 Anonymous
>First girlfriend and fiance, 8 years, was my best childhood friend. Suicide after a long life of abuse that traumatized both of us. >Second girlfriend, 9 months, had to leave town because of death threats from my late fiance's psychopath BFF. >Third girlfriend, 2 years, basket case, end up breaking up with her because she didn't WANT to be with me but NEEDED to be and she was going to keep hurting herself physically and mentally by forcing herself to pick her needs over her wants. Ends up going straight into an abusive relationship that I can't do shit about and I die every time she manages to sneak some sort of conversation with me and I hear what she's going through. >This shit basically repeats itself >Everybody around me dies or gets hurt >Give up

6 hours later 13017336 Anonymous (Cool_Hand_Luke.jpg 200x229 14kB)
>be 25, grad student >meet extremely hot Asian (philippina) chick at party 9/10, less than 90 lbs, rock hard tiny breasts and rock hard butt. >roaring hot sex all night, she reluctant to give me contact info >second date be totally fascinated, she has money, sports car, fine clothes, season tickets to symphony >third date dinner and sex at her house >shesmarried.jpg; shes48.jpg; has4kids.jpg >her oldest is 18 months younger than me youngest 9 yo. >be having no morals, no qualms, only lust/love >She leaves hubby live together 7 years >Marry >Now she is 83, bad heart, stroke, half blind, chronic pain > I love her more than ever, never start or end day without kissing, take care of her the best I can

6 hours later 13017379 Anonymous
>get dumped by boyfriend who doesn't care at all >stayed in that relationship for waaaayyy too long >joke around with friend that his guy from work is one of the sweetest guys ever and wouldn't mind going on a date with him >change facebook status to 'single' >10 minutes later >message from cute guy from work >'wanna smoke a blunt and get a blue ribbon'? (blue ribbon is a special from my favorite diner) >fast forward 10 months later >still with cute guy from work >and happier than I've ever been....ever.

6 hours later 13017446 Anonymous
>>13017336 So, you're 60 now?

6 hours later 13017479 Anonymous
I have one written in an overly dramatic fashion, from one night I was feeling depressed. Enjoy. Have you ever known that kind of relationship, not the one that consumes your every thought, but the one that replaces them? I met this girl when I was a young teenager, ten years ago. In the troubled times of adolescence, there we were, two outcasts with radically different ways to cope ; one cynical madman who wields weirdness as a shield, one passionate woman-child lost in books and dreams. "Too weird to live, too rare to die". We built our whole identity together. In the depressive child blossomed pride and confidence, in the ethereal girl a sense of purpose. She became everything to me ; I was not even alone in my head anymore. Each and every of my thoughts were coloured by what she would think in my stead. We were almost telepathic at times. No, we *were* telepaths, we always knew what the other would be thinking, our minds so bonded.

6 hours later 13017486 Anonymous
>>13017479 Have you ever experienced this - this place in a friendship where intimacy has no meaning anymore? And yet we rarely so much as touched each other. Of course, we would hold hands, but our partners in life were different people, because, well - would you date yourself? We led protests together, occupied the school grounds, found her long-lost father, and then high school was over and she went to the most prestigious college in France, while I stayed at home with my family - she had none, to speak of. We rarely saw each other, but the relationship, each time, was intact. We sent each other mail, proper letters, the kind you don't send anymore if not in mockery. Then we slept together, and it was terrible. Shortly after that, we had our first real fight. Do you know how it feels fighting against yourself? Let me tell you this : noone knows better where to strike. We didn't speak for a year. Then we started seeing each other again, once every few months, for a couple hours. And again, nothing was broken - our bond seemed magical.

6 hours later 13017497 Anonymous
>>13017486 Three years ago, I was woken up by her call. She told me she had gone through a horrible breakup and needed to stay at my place for a couple of days. Of course she was welcome. We made love that night, and it was magical. The best sex we had ever had, passionate and deep and furious, like nothing mattered but to escape this world into that of orgasmic bliss, and leave everything and everyone else behind us. And even though the ghost of her now ex-boyfriend still lived in her wet black eyes, we started dating.

6 hours later 13017501 Anonymous
>>13017336 amazing story, so good that you saw it through. my friend had an affair with an older married man who had kids, he left his wife and now he lives with my friend so she'll be pleased to hear this story.

6 hours later 13017503 Anonymous
>>13017497 That year was the best year of my life. In the years after high school, I had suffered from lack of direction, unable to focus on anything long enough to fit anywhere, and I lived off of my devoted friends in exchange for a sparkle of insanity in their day-to-day routine. But with Lucile... I lived life to the fullest. I crashed at a cousin's place for months, drinking some of the best liquor in Paris while talking deep into every night. I finally made a living as a freelance translator, and our sex life was better than... words fail me. She wanted to go to Tibet, I wanted to go to Chile ; anyway, we were what we were meant to be, as intimate physically as we were spiritually, one entity in two bodies no longer seperate.

6 hours later 13017509 Anonymous
>>13015566 Where you a hot 11 year old? Are you hot now? Where you an appropriate 'bait for jail'?

6 hours later 13017513 Anonymous
>>13017503 Which means, of course, than when we fought for the second and last time, our world crumbled. My world. I was confused and lost for so many days I don't even remember them. Half of my senses were cut off. I remember wandering aimlessly in the streets, one of those hobos you sometimes see yelling at their genitals or at cars while flailing their arms. That was nearly two years ago. I have another girlfriend now ; Lucile probably has moved to Tibet. Her flat in Paris is empty, she has no phone, no friends and no internet presence. I'm back at my parents' and studying to become a nurse. I roleplay with my friends once a week, go out for a drink every once in a long while, occasionally I stay up late playing video games or clicking through links. And my thoughts are nearly mine again, and they try to convince me I'm happy here and now. But tonight the mask crumbled a little, and I had to speak the truth, the truth I know, before I keep on lying to myself and telling myself that I can live with only half a soul.

7 hours later 13017643 Anonymous
>>13017446 Actually 63

7 hours later 13017675 Anonymous
>>13017509 LOL, depends what you think makes an 11yo "hot"? I was antisocial and slightly chubby, but mostly a pretty little girl. I was definitely hot during my teen years. Now I'm just your average mom type... >>13017643 Which means that when you met her, she was 23 years older than you, but now she's only 20 years older? (Sorry slightly autistic here!) Anyway, nice to see someone older than me in here!

7 hours later 13017708 Anonymous
I was at a University open day and went to a talk on my subject. They'd set up various interactive experiments, one was dry ice. You put your hand in a bowl of dry ice and threw it at the ground. Y'know the sort. Well, did that and my hands ended up brushing against someone else's who had decided to do it at the same time. Looked up and honestly saw the most beautiful guy. He looked like a cross between Hugh Jackman and Heath Ledger but better than both. There was just that click, that glance held a little too long. We just sorta stared at each other for a bit, reality sorta just drifted away. That's when I realised there was such a thing as love as first sight. But yeah, both of us snap out of it and give each other an embarrassed grin. Later on, at the talk, I'm sitting on my own because none of my friends doing the same subject. He comes and sits near me. We're told the talk is delayed by an hour so he moves and sits next to me. We get talking. Conversation flows. We don't have everything in common but we have enough and we find each other interesting. People around us are listening into our conversation. Talk starts. Talk finished. Say bye to him. Forgot to ask him his name as we were too busy chatting. Never see him again.

7 hours later 13017723 Anonymous
>>13017675 I may have gotten my age wrong at 1st meet. All true. She is 18 years older than me. She born in 1929, me born in 1948

7 hours later 13017746 Anonymous
>>13017723 Sorry to be such a spotter. It's my nature, I'm afraid. I wish you both all the best, and I sincerely hope I can look back at an equally fruitful life with my husband, when I turn 83!

7 hours later 13017780 Anonymous
>>13017675 Have any pics? Now and then.

7 hours later 13017789 Anonymous
>>13017746 I hope you can too. I have no regrets. Well not about my wife anyway.

7 hours later 13017816 Anonymous (myass.jpg 363x290 21kB)
>>13017780 This Summer (And all you're going to get!)

7 hours later 13017868 Anonymous
>>13017816 Nice. Do you want to tell the whole 'fucked in the ass at 11 by Summer camp leader' story in full detail? That would please me :)

7 hours later 13017943 Anonymous
>>13017868 I'm just about to cook dinner for my family. But here's a more detailed version, which I saved from a previous posting. COPYPASTA: > be 11 yr old girl, loner > live alone with mom (dad moved away with little sister years ago) > be sent on Summer camp > "you need to see other children and make new friends, Anonette" > be bullied by other children, cause I'm odd > one of the helpers (21 yr old boy) saves me from being thrown in the water by the bullies > he comforts me > tells me about his secret place in the nearby woods, where he has bonfire at night > sneak out after bedtime to see him > good times are had > first night we cuddle > next night we cuddle even more > i am completely and utterly in love with him and will do anything for him > during days he valiantly assists me in the interaction with the other kids > third night we cuddle even more, he puts his hands under my clothes (imokwiththis.jpg) > he tells me I'm, the most precious thing he has ever known. > i'm melting like butter in his hands > we kiss > he caresses my body underneath my clothes > reaches my pussy (idontmindtheleast.jpg) > I discover what an orgasm is > next night he licks me and fingers my pussy and ass > I'm in heaven > next night he presents his dick. > i'm disturbed, but curious. will do literally anything for him > give him awkward handjob > wow, he shoots web! > next night I suck him. weird, but he is extremely happy, so am i. > cant' fit it in my vag > after a bit of working get it inside my ass > continue for the rest of camp > never saw him again, cried and cried for years after. I'll be back in a couple of hours /soc/

8 hours later 13018031 Anonymous
>Be me >Have relationship with girl i like >Fail miserably >Rinse >Repeat >Forgot the cry for months part in between "Rinse" and "Repeat"

8 hours later 13018057 Anonymous
>have first bf/fiance for six years (from age 15-21) >have problems, become detached from relationship, feel like he's my friend and not my partner over six months ago >mutual break up after trying to work things out, just over two months ago, he began to feel the same feels >try to be friends, he can't do it. Says he doesn't want to see me >getting over everything quite quickly, being detached for so long helped >recieve offers from males, not interested, want to be single for once in my my life cont.

8 hours later 13018072 Anonymous
>>13018057 >get lonely/bored one night "oh haven't been on 4chan for a while, I'll go chat to strangers on /soc/" >Ausfag thread, start talking to this guy, oh cool >different state but comes here for work/visits his family often enough >haven't even seen his face, think he's pretty cool >he's basically me, think "wow, I could totally be friends with this guy" >we message/skype for a while, oh my god he's gorgeous too >we really click, exchange numbers, ohshitsonwhatshappening, feels and spaghetti everywhere >impromptu meeting late the night before our first meeting/date, meets some of my best friends >comes back to mine, nothing happens, we just talk and cuddle >have date next day, spaghetti streaming from our pockets the whole time >goes back home, continue talking/skyping feeling feels >we count down every day for a month till he comes back >comes back, we go to the event we'd originally planned to be our first meetup, meets more of my friends who think he's fantastic >asks me to be his gf but wants to ask again in the morning so I know it's not just alcohol/feels >came back to my house, cuddle, sleep >asks me again in the morning, say yes >I haven't been a girlfriend for years I have no idea what I'm doing >feeling feely feels, spaghetti all over the place goddamnit /soc/ I wanted to be single for a bit, what did you do? But this guy, is something else, wat even...

9 hours later 13018125 Anonymous (Rob Baratheon.png 639x355 244kB)
>hanging out with friends in high school like four years ago. >see girl who is part of extended friend group, do not know her personally. >my best friends are two lesbians who are both metalheads (I was a metalhead going into an industrial craze at the time.) >I ask them about her. Who she is, what her name is, tell them I think she's gorgeous. >I speak as if I'm fever-babbling. I genuinely thought she was drop-dead gorgeous. >they tell me they'll tell her I want to talk to her. >speak to her on MSN later that night, chat for hours. >she's a few months younger than I am, in the year below me. >we play a game, if I win she has to kiss me. >guess her eye colour (completely blind guess.) >YES LAD. >meet her in school the next day. We kiss. It takes me like a minute to grow a pair and ask her out. >It's like a fucking celebration over here, I am being cheered. CONT.

9 hours later 13018139 Anonymous
>First year in college >English literature seminar with seriously hot, stubbly tutor >''Hey that author you referenced has a reading in town, I can give you a life, Anonette'' >We're given free wine at the reading >We drink so much wine >So very much wine >I tell him that it made me squirm when he read an erotic excerpt from one of the course texts >''I noticed...it was fucking brilliant.'' >We get a taxi back to my flat and are on top of each other for the entire journey. >Loads of sexy time. >He stays all the next morning, tangled in my tiny bed, then rolls into the seminar in the previous day's clothes. >Constant burning eye contact >We have to keep it secret >Makes it better

9 hours later 13018157 Anonymous (soiaf_character_sketches_xv_by_tribemun-d46hrxs.jpg 753x1098 206kB)
>>13018125 >a few months pass, we're having a great time together. >However, I'm nearing the end of high school and about to go to college. >She asks if I want to stay with her when I leave, considering we'll still be a year apart. >Tell her I'd like nothing more than to stay with her. >One day we get into an argument that was neither of our faults. More on that later. >We break up. I am angry at first but get over it. >Occasionally ask friends who got us together how she's doing. >She's dating someone new. >Some douchebag called Matthew. >I have a butchers at her facebook, same photoshoppy shit. He looks like a weird geeky emo kid. >I spend a year bemoaning the fact that we broke up, and the fact that I didn't even know why.

9 hours later 13018166 Anonymous
>>13017379 Hope he cheats on you.

9 hours later 13018183 Anonymous (dee62f61f2dbf25c1df9d7632d7ef614-d3dvto3.jpg 464x1000 401kB)
>>13018157 >End up randomly talking to her one day, saw her in town a few times over the year we were apart. >Turns out he filled her head with bullshit about it being better for me that we break up, so I could "meet new people" >He just fancied her but never asked her out, and hated me when I did it first. >He gets kicked out of his parent's place, literally moves in with her. >Super possessive, fucking mental. Refuses to let her see her friends, looks at her email and facebook messages. >Locks her in her room. >Positive she hinted to me that he tried to rape her. >He stole money from her and her parents. Parents don't care, they're too busy playing WoW or some shit. >We reconcile, just glad to be in each other's company again. >We go out again, with renewed passion. Everyone is super glad. >I get the occasional threatening message from this guy. Tell him to fuck off. >Another few months pass. >It's clear that we've grown apart, not seeing each other as much. >It ends with another argument. We break up for the final time. I still see her sometimes, it's sort of saddening.

9 hours later 13018350 Anonymous
>Fall in love with a girl >She falls in love with me >She breaks up with me breaking my heart >She decides to have sex with someone a few few days later >Gets a new boyfriend after a couple of months >Takes me about two years to stop loving her >Never love again Closest thing to a relationship recently is >Start seeing this girl I've known my whole life >Tell her I don't want a girlfriend >See her on and off for over a year >She gets a new boyfriend >Seems angry when I tell her I don't care >Continues screwing me anyway

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