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2013-07-30 11:37 8005219 Anonymous (haha.jpg 371x640 147kB)
"hey anon, I'm gonna be a little late from work tonight, don't wait up!"

1 min later 8005247 Anonymous
thats okay mom, ill just eat mac n cheez i guess, drive safely!

1 min later 8005249 Anonymous
Could you shut the fuck up, you fucking retard?

2 min later 8005260 Anonymous
How can I ever compete with that dick

3 min later 8005277 Anonymous
>>8005260 having an iq over 80 usually compensates

6 min later 8005328 Anonymous
>>8005277 it doesn't though. you could have everything to offer a woman but if your dick is less than 7 inches, youre worthless. jesus that guy is huge though.

12 min later 8005418 Anonymous
>>8005260 But not causing discomfort and pain with your oversized penis every time you fuck a girl who isn't a size queen whore.

13 min later 8005446 Boner Jack
>>8005418 This. Only some girls are size queens

14 min later 8005457 Anonymous
>>8005277 >>8005418 >>8005446 ITT delusion comforting the delusional

15 min later 8005467 Anonymous
>>8005418 >>8005446 >>8005277 things only 4 inch erect men say. women love the pain (pain is pleasure)

16 min later 8005486 Popeye
>>8005260 Whenever I see porn with huge dicks (black or white) I think exactly this and its just a blow to the ego. and I dont mean porn stars either, I mostly watch amateur porn. And they sure as hell LOVE them huge dicks. I know its not everything, but man, knowing your woman is unsatisfied with you and wishes for something more can cripple your ego. Im not even 'small'

17 min later 8005490 Anonymous
everytime I get comfortable with my penis size....I see shit like this. fuck.

19 min later 8005512 Anonymous
>>8005260 Watch Japanese porn and laugh at the tiny tiny dicks. I mean they really are tiny. They don't even look hard. And so narrow. Do Asian girls actually enjoy that? I mean, I'd really give those girls reason to cry in pain compared to the Asian men.

20 min later 8005531 Anonymous
It's just another thing to add to the list of ways I am inadequate. It's hurts that I'll never be able to make somebody happy.

21 min later 8005547 Anonymous
>>8005486 pervs-handbook.tumblr.com >9inch black guy films himself fucking chicks >they all seem to enjoy the HELL of it so much for hating their cervix hit

23 min later 8005563 Anonymous
Why do all porn stars shave their pubic hair? It looks stupid. Especially on the men.

23 min later 8005573 Anonymous
>>8005563 >Why do all porn stars shave their pubic hair? It looks stupid. Especially on the men. Jews and pedophilia.

24 min later 8005587 Anonymous
Looks like a giant turd

25 min later 8005597 Anonymous
>>8005563 So the sluts don't get pubes in their mouth. Or jews.

29 min later 8005635 Anonymous
>>8005512 my chinese wife loves my dick, she's even bragged to some of her girl friends that it's so good and then they look at me with this envious look in their eyes

31 min later 8005651 Anonymous
Sometimes i wonder if the men in porn once had a dream girl who fell in love with someone else, and that's why they turned to porn.

32 min later 8005656 Anonymous (1375220797765.jpg 1080x1440 208kB)
>>8005219 Meanwhile in reality the women black guys really get.

34 min later 8005691 Anonymous
>C-can you pick me up some White Castle on your way back from Tyrone's then?

1 hours later 8006233 Anonymous
>>8005656 lol, fucking disgusting coal burner.

1 hours later 8006305 Anonymous
>>8005656 Those kids don't look black at all

1 hours later 8006327 MJ Mage
>>8005457 >>8005467 Samefag much? My dick is a comfortable length thank you very much

1 hours later 8006340 Anonymous
>>8005547 you guys....fuck....my fiance is on this site what the fuck

1 hours later 8006421 Anonymous
>>8005635 Oh man. >Go to Guangdong >Meet in-laws >They offer to go to the beach >I politely decline, because I didn't bring a bathing suit >The aunties all say it's ok, that they'll buy a new one for me >Tell them that I have to use to loose shorts swimwear >They just laugh and one of them says that they don't sell those here only the tight ones >One of the aunties loudly say in her village language that I probably need one like that to hide my dong She didn't know that I kinda understood her language.

1 hours later 8006429 Anonymous
>>8006340 Go on... Pls do go on.

1 hours later 8006529 Anonymous
>>8006429 http://pervs-handbook.tumblr.com/po st/53134100578 this is her. I can tell...because that's our apartment...and that apron she has on is custom made. idk even know how to feel

1 hours later 8006537 Anonymous
>>8006421 sounds like you're living the dream or maybe you are still asleep

1 hours later 8006571 Anonymous
>>8006529 If you are so sure, you show her the video and ask when this happened and why she never told you. If she cheated on you, you dump her, like a normal person would.

1 hours later 8006611 Anonymous
>>8006529 Around 39 seconds a white finger can be seen on screen. So you are bullshiting us or you are into cuckolding or maybe some white guy found her to be fucked by the black guy. I am just going to call bullshit.

1 hours later 8006620 Anonymous
>>8006529 That's what you get for being a race traitor.

1 hours later 8006622 Anonymous (1374945384227.jpg 460x613 245kB)
>>8006529 You know what you need to do my fellow rowbutt

1 hours later 8006641 Anonymous
>>8005563 >>8005573 It's to prevent the spread of pubic lice you jackasses.

1 hours later 8006651 Anonymous
>>8006611 That wasn't a finger it was the sole of the black woman's feet.

1 hours later 8006661 Anonymous
jesus christ It looks like a piece of shit

1 hours later 8006676 Anonymous (1374150707080.jpg 640x360 50kB)
>3d women you fucked up

1 hours later 8006689 Anonymous
1. That image is a perspective lie. Look how small her upper body is, and look how big her fucking legs and vagina look in comparison. Unless she has completely fucked up proportions and a huge gaping cunt from taking so much dick. 2. I had another point, but I forgot... Anyways, I don't have a girlfriend so I don't have to worry about her taking niggerdicks. White women can go ahead and keep being as trashy as they want, I won't stop them.

1 hours later 8006707 phonefag
Could you post the link to this video? I'm gonna need it for the last fap of the month

1 hours later 8006718 Anonymous
>>8006421 >Asians having to hide their dick You gooks can wear a thong and nothing would bulge out.

1 hours later 8006733 Anonymous
>>8006529 Also,look at the bottom of that page.You will read "All porn created by Perverted Robot". Top lel

1 hours later 8006776 Popeye
>>8006529 >http://pervs-handbook.tumblr.com/p ost/53134100578 Got any proof?

1 hours later 8006778 Anonymous (url.jpg 535x800 58kB)
>>8005219 That cock looks fake.

4 hours later 8009262 Anonymous
>>8005547 Of course they love it. It's a myth that a guy who's too big will hurt. Maybe at first, but once she uses enough lube and relaxes and gets turned on, it'll be the best fuck she's ever had.

4 hours later 8009406 Anonymous
>>8005563 ever shaved yourself? ITS SO SMOOTH AND MY BALLS ARE SO COOL NOW the horrible part is that it looks awful if you get shaving burns and you have to keep trimming the hairs away everyday and be meticulous because missing a patch makes it look awful. Personally I keep the lovetrail in. it looks better. Also, shaving makes your cock look bigger.

6 hours later 8011030 Anonymous
>>8006529 >idk even know how to feel >idk even know >I don't know even know I don't care if your life just fell apart on you. There is no excuse for this.

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