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2013-07-06 06:49 7627662 Anonymous (backthefuckoff.jpg 1762x1554 489kB)
Since /r9k/ is /b/ with quality posts, let's have something that is NOT a feels thread. This a gf/bf thread. Good and the bad. Mine is cool. Pic kind of related to the topic.

0 min later 7627666 Anonymous
>>7627662 Hahaha, I remember this picture. I use that -grabs him by the throat- thing all the time.

1 min later 7627668 Anonymous
>Since /r9k/ is /b/ with quality posts pffffffffffffffffffftHAHAHAHHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wow

1 min later 7627679 eeyore
>>7627662 post the disobedient avocado one

2 min later 7627682 Anonymous
>tfw attractive furry

2 min later 7627683 Anonymous
But OP, I've never had a girlfriend.

2 min later 7627685 Anonymous (men's_rights_magazine.jpg 500x667 58kB)
>>7627668 Compared to /v/, hell yes son. gf and bf guys, no guys in the pic to the left

2 min later 7627690 ██CuteTomato██
>tfw bf is only 5'11 and I don't feel secure around him >tfw his dick is average 6", but he can't make me cum and I need to use bigger dildos to get off >tfw love him but not really happy with him ;/

3 min later 7627694 Anonymous (mL37FVG.jpg 1000x635 148kB)
>>7627679 >disobedient avocado Google that, lazy ass .

3 min later 7627696 Anonymous
>>7627683 then you can pretend :) >tfw gf buys new lingerie for summer

3 min later 7627703 Anonymous (disobedientavocado.jpg 1000x635 138kB)
>>7627679 Here ya; go, on the house. This can be a nice screencap/awkward/funny thread, too.

4 min later 7627709 Anonymous
>>7627690 It happens gurl. Gotta have the dildos, but it's nice to get some. Mine has a weird fetish.

5 min later 7627718 Anonymous
How about not talking about relationshits at all and making a thread with a topic worth posting about?

6 min later 7627724 Anonymous (Roleplay_gone_wild_WoW_version.png 1013x3201 356kB)
I am bumping this thread with screencaps. I would greatly suggest OC as well. That would make it funner.

7 min later 7627735 Anonymous
>>7627718 Alright anon, it is an official screencaps/awkward people thread. gf and bf are boring anyway.

7 min later 7627744 Anonymous (Untitled.png 640x480 577kB)
>>7627696 Oh, that's cool. >tfw Manic Pixie Dream Girl gf who makes me confident with minimal effort on my part and is also a virgin

7 min later 7627745 eeyore (17 years old.png 1004x116 27kB)
>>7627694 >>7627703 thank you friends i will remember your noble contribution

8 min later 7627757 Anonymous
>>7627745 Niiiice, thanks for the OC eeyore.

10 min later 7627770 Anonymous
>>7627694 Thanks m8, now I have rum coming out of my nose

10 min later 7627778 Anonymous
>>7627744 I know that feel. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX13QMuhJmg &t=2m04s

11 min later 7627794 Anonymous (bitch_he_is_mine.jpg 1920x1080 478kB)
Here is bf/gf related. Again, this is a screencap thread, from awkward to funny, from best of life, to worst of it.

13 min later 7627810 Anonymous (bitch_he_is_mine2.jpg 1920x1080 413kB)
>>7627794 Second and last part. Gotta love cat fights.

13 min later 7627815 eeyore (Disappointment.png 1112x311 58kB)
>>7627757 you're welcome. i got a bunch of it

16 min later 7627844 Anonymous
>>7627778 NO NO I ADMIT DEFEAT SPARE ME

17 min later 7627850 Anonymous (PlayfulAlicenogf.png 571x542 158kB)
>>7627815 Sucks to be him. He needs therapist tiem.

19 min later 7627879 Anonymous (Sara_the_overly_attached.jpg 2100x1050 492kB)
I'm pretty sure this is a classic. You need to see overly-attached gf's in real life. Morale of the story: Choose wisely folks.

20 min later 7627889 eeyore (geassslowpoke.jpg 1194x650 73kB)
>>7627850 it applies to so many people tho

24 min later 7627935 Anonymous (girl_power_getfreestuff.png 806x529 69kB)
>>7627889 Now that is commitment.

25 min later 7627945 Anonymous
>>7627879 Seeing as I have no life, I would be flattered. We'd be each other's everything. >Implying I can "choose"

27 min later 7627963 eeyore (just like her life.png 1902x289 120kB)
>>7627935 yeah its prob my fave 4chan image

28 min later 7627977 Anonymous
>>7627963 HAHA OH WOW What a world we live in.

31 min later 7627995 eeyore (james russell.png 748x188 33kB)
>>7627977 no kidding. some of these are gold

31 min later 7628001 Anonymous
>>7627690 This is why I couldn't ever date women again, I just can't reconcile with her constantly comparing me against better men. I don't even bother playing that game anymore, because there's no chance of me winning. Fuck bitches, kick it with the homies, live my life.

32 min later 7628003 Anonymous
>>7627963 Daayum that was beautiful.

37 min later 7628069 Anonymous
>>7627963 Look like that thread got off-track quickly.

45 min later 7628157 Anonymous
>>7627963 This just pisses me off. So she was depressed and had a troubled life. But why the fuck does it have to be members of a football team (jocks) ? Why not a regular nice guy? He would have never bullied her to her death. But it wasn't good enough for her. It had to be some athletic, arrogant jocks. Serves her right.

49 min later 7628204 Anonymous
>>7628157 shut up you fucking nerd you would do the same

51 min later 7628235 Anonymous
>>7628204 Do what? Bully her?

54 min later 7628266 eeyore (mother.png 1322x138 14kB)
>>7628157 >women >going for decent guys heh

55 min later 7628282 Anonymous
>tfw met with /r9k/ Omegle tag last June >haven't stopped talking since >LDR but he's visited twice already >mutually clingy for each other He's awesome and it's awesome and now he's coming over for all of August. Really excited.

56 min later 7628293 Anonymous
>>7628204 Who are you, her vengeful spirit?

1 hours later 7628368 Anonymous
>>7628235 >>7628293 No, I'm saying that if you had to choose between a foursome with 4 hot ass bitches or one plain girl that the vast majority of men would choose the former. I'm not defending her, I hate bitches and she's a retard and I'm glad she's dead, I'm just saying that it's stupid to expect women to lower their standards when they have the option not to.

1 hours later 7628451 Anonymous
>>7628368 There is one difference: It's easy for a girl to sleep with multiple guys. It's hard for a guy to sleep with multiple girls. For the former you just have to be groomed and look decent and giggle at guys jokes and make eye contact. For the latter you have to be popular, attractive, confident and active. Make actively your moves on girls, spend money on them, be charming, make jokes etc etc

1 hours later 7628577 Anonymous
>>7628451 why does it matter? I feel like the world should operate differently. you shouldnt have to give a fuck about anyone's gender. it should be equally easy for both genders to satisfy their sexual needs in a safe and healthy manner, am i right guys?

1 hours later 7628628 Anonymous
>>7628577 Sure, but there should be different stigma involved. Males should be praised because it actually involves something other than opening their legs, wheras women shouldn't be proud of being promiscuous because it's not impressive at all. At best it's neutral, at worst it's negative because it's sort of just indulgent.

1 hours later 7628770 Anonymous
>>7628628 No no. What Im saying is, there should be no question on the 'value' of 'attaining' sex. I think sex should be like eating and drinking. You should just be able to get it whenever you need it, however you want with minimal effort involved. There should be no shame in sexuality.

1 hours later 7628787 Anonymous
>>7628770 For women it is like eating and drinking. For men it's not. Except the upper 10%. It's not a fair world we live in.

1 hours later 7628797 Anonymous
>>7628787 Yes sir! Thats what Im saying should change!!! Women should have no advantage in terms of acquiring sex!!!! It should be easy 4 all!!!!!!!!

1 hours later 7628807 Anonymous
>>7628797 And that will never happen since women can sleep with the top men even if they aren't particularly attractive.

1 hours later 7628816 Anonymous
>>7628770 Shame isn't what causes sexual inequality

1 hours later 7628829 Anonymous
>>7628807 I think it can change if people stop viewing women as anything but people like you and me. people put too much stock in women just cos they have pussies. it's dumb. people should just see women for who they are, not their sexualities.

1 hours later 7628844 Anonymous
>>7628816 No, what causes sexual inequality is objectification of women. If we saw them as people we'd be less quick to attempt to 'purchase' their services. Whether it be through preferential treatment, expensive goods, or actual currency.

1 hours later 7628845 Anonymous
>>7628829 But that's really all they're good for, quite frankly. They have a corner on the sexual market because that's all they're adept at

1 hours later 7628855 Anonymous
>>7627815 man that last part hits right in the heart

1 hours later 7628863 Anonymous
>>7628845 Thats all that women are valued for. If we stopped valuing them for that we'd quickly weed out the ones with nothing left to offer. It'd really better our society.

1 hours later 7628868 Anonymous
>>7628845 wait, do you guys actually think this? that all women are good for is sex?

1 hours later 7628877 Anonymous
>>7628868 Pretty much. There are some exceptions but they're rare.

2 hours later 7628905 Anonymous
>>7628877 I mean how have you developed this general consensus? It's very odd to me that you would think that. I can remember feeling that way in highschool, but not anymore. Girls aren't worth anything. But women are some of the strongest people I know.

2 hours later 7628909 Anonymous
sorry op, apparently there can't be a single fucking thread that doesn't get derailed. oh well, lets discuss women and how their nothing but walking, talking vagina's meant for our pleasure >thats the r9k i know and love

2 hours later 7628938 Anonymous
>>7628905 >I mean how have you developed this general consensus? I dunno, in general women are pretty inferior, weaker, less intelligent and creative, etc etc. They don't really possess the qualities that most men desire in a friend >Girls aren't worth anything. But women are some of the strongest people I know. Strong in what sense?

2 hours later 7628979 Anonymous
>>7628905 >women are some of the strongest people I know. Are you jewish?

2 hours later 7628989 Anonymous
>>7628979 h-how did u know?

2 hours later 7628998 Anonymous
>>7628868 Name one other thing they are good for.

2 hours later 7629000 Anonymous
>>7628938 Yeah I think theyre generally physically weaker but I know so many female academics. Theyre strong in their wills and in their convictions. Theyre educated and professional and well-kept.

2 hours later 7629007 Anonymous
>>7628998 I mean if you put it like that, what is any person 'good for'? Nobody's good for anything really, women aren't unique.

2 hours later 7629022 Anonymous
>>7629007 Men are funny Men are good companions Men are strong Women? They have a place I can put my penis into.

2 hours later 7629031 Anonymous
>>7628979 I just laughed so fucking hard, thank you brobot.

2 hours later 7629043 Anonymous
>>7628989 Bcos jewish mothers/grandmothers are super opinionated and loud and controlling and dominating and jewish males basically grow up castrated, no offense. The fathers usually spoil the daughters to ridiculous amounts. Ever wonder why jewishness is passed down by the mother and not the father? A shit ton of feminist critics and scholars and whatever are jewish. Any time someone praises women for being strong it's like a 85% likelihood that they're jewish, and I say this as someone who's lived with jews all my life (I'm not jewish at all, but my aunt married a jew and I've lived with them from an early age.). If the household isn't totally dominated by the mom it's always at least a back and forth kind of deal where the jew mom always challenges the dad on everything and the dad concedes quite a bit.

2 hours later 7629069 Anonymous
>>7629043 but look how successful jewish kids turn out to be (???????)

2 hours later 7629080 Anonymous
>>7629022 I know funny women I know women I genuinely enjoy being around Women could work out and get strong but physically strong women arent seen as attractive.

2 hours later 7629101 Anonymous
>>7629080 Women are not funny. You want to be around them because you want to fuck them. I think musclegirls are pretty hot. They have shitty taste in almost everything. And they are really crappy as friends.

2 hours later 7629112 Anonymous
>>7629101 Youve obviously never met smart women. Do you live in America? or australia tbh

2 hours later 7629118 Anonymous
>>7629069 Yah I guess, but I'd rather be broke and living in a trailer with my sweet obedient wife than rich and emasculated by a being that I could lift over my head and toss down a flight of stairs

2 hours later 7629121 Anonymous
>>7629112 america america america america. Do you people ever shut the fuck up about america

2 hours later 7629140 Anonymous
>>7629080 >Women could work out and get strong but physically strong women arent seen as attractive. It would take steroids for a woman to get gross looking. Naturally, woman can't get past the toned look.

2 hours later 7629142 Anonymous
>>7629121 I live in America too so who do you mean by 'You People'?

2 hours later 7629147 Anonymous
>>7629118 But why cant a woman be sweet and also equal to you?

2 hours later 7629149 Anonymous
>>7629112 Yeah, I do. I'm pretty much done with this country, though. I once had sex with a girl who had no idea where San Diego was (she's American).

2 hours later 7629159 Anonymous
>>7629149 >pretty much done with **the girls in** this country

2 hours later 7629162 Anonymous
>>7629149 Do you live out in the midwest, or a place where the general population is fairly stupid?

2 hours later 7629176 Anonymous
>>7629140 You can easily find athletic girls with bulky bodies that they got from playing sport, and it does not look good. Especially if they're very short (because huge short legs look terrible) or very tall (because they look like amazon women)

2 hours later 7629184 Anonymous
>>7629162 Right now, I live in Georgia. So yes, the population is fairly stupid. I'm originally from San Diego.

2 hours later 7629202 Anonymous
>>7629184 Haha I live in Georgia too! Crazy world, man. Yeah see I live here and I used to think that way too but then I met a lot of really smart, interesting and funny women and now I realize theyre people too.

2 hours later 7629271 Anonymous
>>7629184 Was born in Georgia and now live in San Diego. The majority of people in GA might be dumb as fuck, but at least they're honest. And a lot of people I knew in ATL were pretty cool/intelligent. Everyone out here is pretty much a two-faced networking yuppie or associated cocksucker. But why in the fuck would you move from SD to GA?

2 hours later 7629289 Anonymous
>>7629271 My job relocated me.

2 hours later 7629311 Anonymous
>>7629147 I guess it's possible but it doesn't seem likely.

2 hours later 7629351 Anonymous
>>7629311 I'm just saying thats what you should be striving for, as opposed to someone you could simply bend to your will.

5 hours later 7630396 Anonymous
>Furrikane This mofo, top lel, kills me errtime.

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