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2013-05-21 11:14 7004478 Anonymous (snow animals fox 1440x900 wallpaper_www.wallpaperto.com_85.jpg 800x500 204kB)
/r9k/ I need help. I posted this in /b/ (idk why, something just came over me) but they all want tits. I was laid off a couple months ago, and i am about to be fucking homeless. Im not asking anyone to pay my rent, buy It would be amazing if I could get something to eat tonight. I will be evicted in 2 days, and I don't know wtf I am going to do. If someone gave me some cash I would be forever grateful. I mean, anything...a bag of chips would be amazing right now.

2 min later 7004496 Anonymous
I have my gf living with me, and i am all she has...a broke ass man. I have a paypal debit card set up if anyone can help me out. its david.albatrose@gmail.com

2 min later 7004499 Anonymous
i've actually given money the last 4 or 5 times I saw a thread like this, but for some reason,all I can think of for you is this post and the sentiments that follow thusly; EAT SHIT

5 min later 7004515 Anonymous
>>7004499 yeah thanks. im really fucked here, man.

5 min later 7004519 Anonymous
>jobless for months >too much of a lazy shit to find a new job Not buying it.

5 min later 7004525 Anonymous
>>7004478 >hurr durr i'm starving >even a bag of chips would do what the fuck you fat piece of shit you're poor because you are lazy and a fucking moron should have spent your money better fukcing fuckhead

8 min later 7004547 Anonymous
>>7004519 >implying i havent tried do you live in a fucking cave? The job market is complete shit. I was just asking for a meal, man. you have no idea what this feeling is like.

12 min later 7004581 Anonymous
steal from wal-mart they don't get paid enough to care.

15 min later 7004606 Anonymous
If someone wants to help me out i will be so grateful. I am going to panhandle at the gas station to try and get a meal together. thanks....

22 min later 7004656 Anonymous
>>7004496 Whore your gf out. But seriously, you're broke and have a gf? 0/10. Hope you die of a bleeding hunger ulcer.

28 min later 7004687 Anonymous (IMAG1530_BURST0021940461143.jpg 2592x1456 1599kB)
>>7004478 If you're in Maine or New Hampshire I can help out. I can't give you a room because I'm already letting someone stay there for free but I could drop off some food and maybe some camping supplies.

28 min later 7004693 Anonymous
>>7004581 > this Stealing small items from Wal-mart is a good way of coming by. Just don't overdo it. Your gf could come in handy aswell. Have her cause a distraction while you grab some dinner for the both of you.

47 min later 7004815 Anonymous
>>7004687 Seagullbro you are the man also this >>7004581 Grocery stores have higher security than walmart.

1 hours later 7004963 Anonymous
>>7004478 Seems op has disappeared. wonder why he doesn't have food stamps or The equivalent. I smell scam.

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