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2013-04-13 10:49 6483482 Anonymous (Screen shot 2013-04-13 at 21.48.41.png 1066x315 56kB)
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WOMEN? HAVE THEY ALWAYS BEEN LIKE THIS SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME? OR IS THIS FAIRLY RECENT PHENOMENA?

1 min later 6483500 basedprophet
>>6483482 i dont get whats supposed to be wrong with that

1 min later 6483501 Anonymous
>guy says something obnoxious >'haha man you're a fucking idiot' >woman says something obnoxious >'WHY ARE ALL WOMEN RETARDED WHORES, /r9k/?'

2 min later 6483515 Anonymous
>>6483482 You need to tell us what the age is. If the guy is 42 then yeah, it is pretty abnormal for him to have never fucked anybody. If the guy is 18 then the woman's just a shallow retarded bitch.

2 min later 6483522 Anonymous
What is "that age", exactly? Also, >Lottabody Fat bitch; opinion invalid.

2 min later 6483527 Anonymous
Just pretend to be a hardcore catholic or some shit. >Religious reasons. >Problem solved. Plus, religious qt girls are usually virgins.

2 min later 6483528 Anonymous
>>6483482 care to link the thread?

3 min later 6483537 Anonymous
>>6483501 >Not realizing that most women behave like a herd, where men are much more lone wolfish.

3 min later 6483538 Anonymous
>>6483515 It's 25. >>6483527 But it's the same outcome, isn't it? >>6483528 http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showt hread.php?t=131861643&page=1

3 min later 6483540 Anonymous
>>6483482 >this just in, women don't like inexperienced guys quit your bitching faggot

4 min later 6483554 basedprophet
>>6483538 old as fuck almost past the point of no return youre supposed to lose it in middle or high school

4 min later 6483556 Anonymous
>>6483538 >25 who the fuck is a guy that goes outside and interacts with the general population and is still a virgin at 25? She's 100% in the right, you fucks are rarer than the dodo

4 min later 6483559 Anonymous
>one woman has different priorities from you. >WHY ARE ALL WOMEN STUPID Male logic.

5 min later 6483571 Anonymous (21.jpg 300x400 45kB)
>>6483540 >Reviewing resumes for bf >what's this, you haven't had a threesome with two girl's and haven't fucked over ten women? >into the trash.jpg

6 min later 6483585 Anonymous
>>6483559 >robot logic >ftfy

7 min later 6483596 Anonymous
>>6483559 >Male >logic pick one

7 min later 6483600 Anonymous
>>6483571 >how autists think the dating game works

11 min later 6483641 Anonymous
Pretty much, OP. >"A guy being a virgin is totally fine!" >"I mean, if it's by choice. That's admirable. Not if he's been rejected by literally every girl he's pursued. That's just pitiful."

19 min later 6483734 Anonymous
>>6483641 Maybe he's never pursued any girls. Also I find it totally hypocritical if there are any atheists out there who think being a virgin "for religious reasons" is more acceptable than just being a virgin. idk if that's the case, but it would be wrong

28 min later 6483839 Anonymous
>>6483538 >25 Yeah that's really old. She's right. There comes a certain age when not having certain aspects of your life sorted out is a huge red flag (like not having a stable job, not having a car, still living at home etc). Being a virgin implied you've never had a serious relationship, and of course by your late 20's/30's anyone would consider that to be something wrong with you. This applies for men and women by the way. It's like these 30 year olds who spend all day online and still live at home. I've met them, there is usually something really wrong with them and they are just not dating material. Being a virgin out of choice is different because you chose to not do it, not that you've never experienced it, which exempts you. I don't think there's anything wrong with what she said OP.

31 min later 6483876 Anonymous
>>6483734 It's not a religious chastity vs other virgins ditchtomy, it's a choice vs. predicament ditchtomy. It's not the religiousness that matters, just the fact that you choose virginity. see >>6483641 .

33 min later 6483894 eeyore
I don't know. Women are weird and it's impossible to understand them.

37 min later 6483957 Anonymous
>>6483839 what if i also made the decision by choice to not move out of my parents house/learn to drive/find a job/or be in a serious relationship?

39 min later 6483975 Anonymous (lel.jpg 717x650 198kB)
>>6483482 >Taking anything on bodybuilding.com seriously.

41 min later 6484002 Anonymous (angry rage anime guy.jpg 640x480 29kB)
>>6483839 >everything in this post This is some really low tier trolling right. It's fairly fucking common for men in Japan to be past 25 and no gf. I'll move there and not deal with your shit, be you a slut or a fucking whiteknight faggot.

41 min later 6484005 Fiesta
If you care that much about what people think, jsut tell them you choose to be a virgin. It's not difficult.

41 min later 6484006 Anonymous
>>6483482 Don't tell women you are a virgin. Problem solved.

44 min later 6484040 TheEeyore (Jimmy-Carr--008.jpg 460x276 21kB)
Friendly reminder that Jimmy Carr lost his virginity at 26.

45 min later 6484057 Anonymous
>>6483482 Seriously, OP, I don't understand why this bothers you. I'm 41 and a virgin, and that post doesn't bother me in the least.

45 min later 6484060 Anonymous
>>6484040 He's the definition of a creepy misogynist. I hate that guy

47 min later 6484083 haze
>>6483482 her substandard education may be one reason, but also the way society views virginity.

47 min later 6484085 TheEeyore
>>6484060 Some of his material is decent. I love his heckles. His laugh is fucking weird though. http://youtu.be/PzLlLM7Rgm8

49 min later 6484100 Anonymous
>>6484040 I don't know who Jimmy Carr is.

50 min later 6484112 TheEeyore
>>6484100 Successful comedian and tv personality. Very well spoken, well dressed good looking (imo)

50 min later 6484118 Anonymous
>>6483957 it depends on the reason again. Religious reasons for being a virgin are acceptable to some people. For example, staying at home to take care of your sick parents = you being exempt. However you staying at home because you have never had a job and you spend your whole day on WoW... You see how that would be a red flag for anyone in their 30's?

52 min later 6484142 Anonymous
>>6484002 >implying I'm trolling Did what I wrote hit you because it applies to you? Get with the times, kid. This isn't japan, grow up or move. This is how society works.

56 min later 6484191 Anonymous
>>6484002 >common in Japan to be 25 with no gf You are talking out of your ass. No it isn't. It's only common for NEETs and hikkis. Most people have relationships in high school.

56 min later 6484196 Anonymous
>>6484112 >Successful comedian and tv personality In America? Because if he's not successful in America, he's just a niche comedian and tv personality.

58 min later 6484208 Anonymous
>>6484191 I wouldn't want to have a relationship in Japan. Those chicks make stupid sounds when they fuck

58 min later 6484215 Anonymous
>>6483596 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o f_logicians >List of logicians >Virtually all are male U Wat?

1 hours later 6484236 TheEeyore
>>6484196 In the United Kingdom. I don't consider Jimmy Carr's humour sublime so I won't call you out on the fact that you are defending murrican humuor, but there's no denying he's successful.

1 hours later 6484240 Anonymous
>>6484215 Who's your favorite logician? Mine is David Blane.

1 hours later 6484253 Anonymous
I'm 25 years old since march and still a virgin. Live at home, have no job and have better things to do. Like getting out of my clinical depression, moving out, getting a job and an education, or get closer to my goals. I've met women who craved me, but I didn't crave them. There isn't room for romance in my life at this point. Maybe casual flicks, but that's not something I am so hugely into. To my knowledge it's pretty common that young adults lose their virginity around 20-25 years. Statistics can go suck a dick. It's just that alot of people lie about this sort of thing. Like they have to fulfill a certain performance at a certain point. Most teenagers grow up sexually around 18-25 years where they are wise enough to handle such things. And then you have teenagers from 13-16 years who brag about threesomes and getting laid. I never understood why there is such a hard pressure on everybody today. Everybody thinks everybody else has nonstop sex. Singles have less sex than people in a relationship. In the end some girls and men didn't believe me when they asked. In the end nobody gives a shit.

1 hours later 6484270 Anonymous
>>6484240 Alright. I know you're joking. Ok; I hope you're joking.

1 hours later 6484278 Anonymous
>>6484236 >defending murrican humuor American humor needs no defense. Finest comics in the world. That's not what I was saying, though. A lot of Brit comics have been able to cross over, like Ricky Gervais and Eddie Izzard and Craig Ferguson. Guys like Lenny Henry, though-- niche comics, will forever be doomed to moulder away on that gloomy island.

1 hours later 6484284 Anonymous
>>6483571 >Tfw Penn is not my gf It's actually quite a decent feel to be honest

1 hours later 6484326 Anonymous (Lloyd.jpg 130x172 4kB)
>Be 23 >Had gf >She asks when I lost my virginity >I tell her 18 >She goes quiet >I ask when she lost hers >She just mutters about us having less in common than she thought >We split up within the month >Find out she was 12 when she had her cherry popped Six years on, I'm marrying a hot PhD in Linguistics who lost her virginity to me. Someone told me that all she's dated since then are possessive psychos, alcoholics and dickheads who treat her daughter like shit.

1 hours later 6484343 TheEeyore
>>6484278 Murrican humour is shit-tier if you aren't american, I can understand the appeal if you are American. British comics are significantly better from a British viewpoint but you have to be British to appreciate the humour. Do you consider The big bang theory and 2 and a half men to be good btw?

1 hours later 6484359 Anonymous (Foundyou.gif 325x177 1926kB)
>>6483482 >>6483482 >>6483482 >>6483482 himself keshoseblox

1 hours later 6484364 Anonymous
>>6484326 12? Good lord, what the fuck. Go outside and look at a 12 year old bitch.

1 hours later 6484381 Anonymous
>>6484343 >Do you consider The big bang theory and 2 and a half men to be good btw? No, and asking this is like asking: >do you consider McDonalds to be fine cuisine? It's a really silly question

1 hours later 6484385 Anonymous
>>6484326 >12 She got raped though, r-right?

1 hours later 6484401 Anonymous
>>6484343 Not him, but Superjail, Venture Bros., and Wonder Showzen are all made by american studios, and they're goddamn hilarious. BBT and 2.5men aren't that good. >tfw my humor boils down to inane violence and shock-humor

1 hours later 6484409 TheEeyore
>>6484381 Good answer. Comedy is always going to have some sort of personal touch, Americans enjoy American comics. British people prefer British comics and such I imagine Norwegians Prefer comics from Norway. It's almost like inside jokes relating to the culture.

1 hours later 6484410 Anonymous
>>6484326 BTW, I only lost my virginity at 22 >>6484343 Shitty theory. Stanhope and Hedburg are funny. TLATOT and House are funny. 2 broke girls is the most unfunny thing I have ever seen. Iannucci and Mitchell are funny. Inbetweeners and Stressed Eric are funny. Mighty Boosh and Two Pints of Lager are dreadful. You don't have to be anything to find something (un)funny. captcha: british ongkog

1 hours later 6484431 Anonymous
>>6484364 I only go outside if it's absolutely necessary. >>6484385 That's what I've heard.

1 hours later 6484437 TheEeyore
>>6484410 Yes I agree, I just think it helps if the comic is from your country in some cases. Since they understand the culture, it's like a personal touch. Agree with you on the mighty boosh, no idea why people like that, I quite liked 2 pints but I was about 15 when I was into that, not sure I would enjoy it now.

1 hours later 6484487 Anonymous
>>6483556 >>6483839 >TFW 25 year old virgin And I just came out of that thread about having no jobs.. I've never worked a real job in my life, only for two months. Fuck, I fail at modern life.

1 hours later 6484493 Anonymous
>>6484437 I suppose that most Americans wouldn't get Peter Kay just as there's probably a bunch of American comics I wouldn't totally grasp. But as a general rule, especially as the two societies share many aspects, comedy transcends the Atlantic. I also liked 2 pints when I was that age. But I watched it a year or so ago and it was pretty much dick comedy for 15 year olds.

1 hours later 6484508 Anonymous
>>6484487 Stop worrying and start doing.

1 hours later 6484550 Anonymous
>>6484410 >Stanhope and Hedburg are funny. More like Stanhopeless amirite More like Deadburg amirite

1 hours later 6484579 Anonymous
>>6484550 5.5/10 for the effort but it wasn't nearly as funny as anything those guys mentioned could come up with.

1 hours later 6484581 Anonymous (shadow.jpg 600x433 38kB)
>>6484493 >I also liked 2 pints when I was that age. I liked ten pints because it made me invincible.

1 hours later 6484604 Anonymous
>>6484579 Hedburg was funny, but he was a one-trick pony. Stanhope is just all rage, like Kinison. They're both smart and have interesting points, but as far as actual laughs, they rely on shock value.

1 hours later 6484619 Anonymous
>>6484508 Doing what? Get a job? You're right. Get laid? I've actually had chances to lose my virginity, but I just backed off because being around women makes me anxious as hell. Not to mention that I'm a pedophile. I'm about everything american society DOESN'T like.

1 hours later 6484675 Anonymous
>>6483556 >>6483839 29 year old kissless handholdless virgin here. I'm a fairly well-adjusted and friendly person, no one dislikes me, and people seem to enjoy talking to me. It's just that beyond a certain age, everyone already has friends, and if you have trouble trying to push things beyond acquaintance level, you'd better either have a stellar personality or good looks, because no one is going to take the initiative. People - even foreveralone types on here - seem to underestimate just how profoundly your life can be changed through the accumulation over time of small delays and missteps in the path you take early in life. I feel sorry for the late 20's neckbeard social autist shutins on here. I have no idea how in the hell they can escape from their situation, because I have made a lot of progress toward normalcy and was never really a major outlier to begin with in terms of personality or social skills, and yet I still feel like there is an invisible wall that cannot be broken down.

1 hours later 6484750 TheEeyore
>>6484675 Similar position, I'm 20 though. I have a large enough circle of friends but no one I'm really close to emotionally. Not going to cry about it though, my situation could be a lot worse.

1 hours later 6484755 Anonymous
>>6483556 >tfw rarer than dodo that's sth i should write in my CV

2 hours later 6485167 Anonymous
>>6483556 21, going outside, interacting, virgin. We exist.

2 hours later 6485593 Anonymous
>>6484675 Similar: 23 years old, living alone, no car though, but a relatively-stable job/career, and a kissless virgin. I guess having a 5" penis, being short and losing my hair, appart from being aesthetically unpleasant influenced the situation, but after a certain age (say, 19), if you haven't already lost your virginity, you become more unlikely to do so every passing year exponentially. So the virginity itself becomes a barrier to lose it (unless you are willing to go to an escort, if that's OK with your moral standard and is legal where you live). Some of us seem to have to do without it, just wondering how the other people are enjoying themselves. Bad thing is that sometimes you become kind of obsessed with the idea, and it doesn't leave your head alone, but I hope that is manageable with time.

2 hours later 6485696 Anonymous
>>6483600 > thinking that the strawman has a point > thinking that a 25 year old virgin has any chance > 2013 Not in this time and age, I will not allow this opinion.

2 hours later 6485710 Anonymous
>>6483641 How the hell do they tell them apart?

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