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2013-03-10 04:18 6007143 Anonymous (feels so beta.png 698x338 31kB)
go ahead and berate me for being beta, but I have confidence this will work
0 min later 6007152 Anonymous
>>6007143
do it motherfucker
1 min later 6007175 Anonymous
Post results
Good luck
>inb4 pls respond
2 min later 6007197 Anonymous
I'd reword it man. It sounds really formal and juvenile.
Try this:
Last night was really fun so let's get together again soon.
Short and sweet while being both formal and relaxed. It's also a bit assertive but in a fun way.
3 min later 6007207 Anonymous
>>6007197
this
actually this is perfect, just copy paste this shit
4 min later 6007225 Anonymous
Its too beta, women subcociously want to be told what to do, never ask them, tell them. They may fight you but this is also good. Women are easy to manipulate
5 min later 6007251 Anonymous
OP here, the deed has been done, but she's not online at the current moment, so now I play the waiting game. ill keep you guys posted (if you're truly interested)
>>6007197
sorry, you posted just seconds after I sent it, so no dice. as much as I would've liked to use that
5 min later 6007257 Anonymous
Ask her out for smoothies.
6 min later 6007263 Anonymous
>>6007251
Well we'll see what happens
7 min later 6007289 Anonymous
>>6007251
nigga u FUCKED
7 min later 6007292 Anonymous
Girl here
I can't say if it will work or won't for her.
BUT if I was a girl, and I had a nice, clean cut, good guy friend who sent me that, I would say yes and go out with him.
inb4 friendzone remarks, the majority of men I know are my acquaintances and the ones that are my friends are my cousins
9 min later 6007318 Anonymous (she said yes bitchesss.png 701x349 12kB)
Ladies, gentlemen, and robots alike...
after 2.5 years, I am forever alone..no more.
9 min later 6007331 Anonymous
>>6007318
well where are you gonna go huh
10 min later 6007333 Anonymous
>>6007318
eat her out
bring a condom also
10 min later 6007336 Anonymous
>>6007331
was thinking sushi.
suggestions?
10 min later 6007346 Anonymous
>>6007336
Smooooooothies
11 min later 6007353 Anonymous
>>6007336
mcdonalds dudebro, go for it
11 min later 6007355 Anonymous
>>6007318
MEN OF 4CHAN:
I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!
I TOLD YOU A BILLION TIMES!!!!!!!
JUST ASK THE GIRL OUT POLITELY AND IF YOU ARE A GOOD CLEAN CUT PERSON YOURSELF, IT WILL WORK OUT
11 min later 6007357 Anonymous
>>6007336
kfc and ihop
11 min later 6007362 Anonymous
>Last night
Did you make out or fuck or something?
12 min later 6007369 Anonymous
>>6007336
just skip the formalities and give her the dick, she wants it to
12 min later 6007375 Anonymous
>>6007355
Not if 20 better-looking guys have already messaged her.
12 min later 6007384 Anonymous
>>6007362
met at a party and she sat on my lap while we were around the campfire. thats all it took
13 min later 6007386 Anonymous
>>6007336
invite her over and watch a movie
13 min later 6007389 Anonymous
>>6007336
sushi sounds p good actually, just make sure she's into asian food, choose a small comfortable restaurant tho, you want to be able to communicate well with her m8
13 min later 6007396 Anonymous
>>6007318
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT BRAH
MAKEITBLOX
14 min later 6007404 Anonymous RED ALERT
>>6007143
DON'T DO IT OP. I did this and got rejected.
>asking girls out over facebook
>how beta can you be
>w-would you go out with me? please respond
>this desperate
>this beta
please don't make the same mistake as me, you'll regret it, ruin any future chances of sex because of awkwardness, and feel the crushing depression of being rejected. Just play things cool.
15 min later 6007412 Anonymous
>>6007404
she already said yes
15 min later 6007419 Anonymous
OP here
okay guise ,
my question now is
How the hell do I respond to her without sounding like an overexcited child??
15 min later 6007422 Anonymous
>>6007384
>tfw no girl would deliberately sit on my lap
15 min later 6007425 Anonymous
>>6007384
normalfag detected
sage
16 min later 6007434 Anonymous
>>6007384
>she sat on my lap
oh i get it
fuck off son
16 min later 6007439 Anonymous
>>6007419
how about you come over and watch a movie with me on ___________
16 min later 6007440 Anonymous
>>6007419
I knew you'd say yes ;)
Sushi sound good? I'll pick you up at (time)
17 min later 6007446 Anonymous
>>6007425
Im actually very terrible when it comes to women, but she was just so blatantly into me (laughing a lot at my shitty jokes, making tons of physical contact, etc.) that I was confident it'd work
17 min later 6007448 Anonymous
>>6007375
>implying good looking guys even bother sending messages
You have some weird excuses, bruh
17 min later 6007449 Anonymous
>>6007412
well I guess I just suck/am ugly then. Good luck.
17 min later 6007454 Anonymous
>>6007439
>first date
>watching a movie
jah do this op and make sure she thinks you're a boring fuck
18 min later 6007464 Anonymous
>>6007439
>>6007440
>Spoonfeeding him responses
OP, just say whatever you think sounds good. If you can't interest her by being yourself, why bother?
18 min later 6007467 Anonymous
>>6007464
well he did ask
19 min later 6007489 Anonymous
>>6007419
just tell her when you're free for starters. the only way you'll seem overexcited is if you say multiple things like this faggot >>6007440
20 min later 6007493 Anonymous (1349747436874.jpg 576x432 29kB)
>>6007318
How did you get the first date to begin with?
21 min later 6007514 Anonymous
Good job, OP. You did it.
22 min later 6007532 Anonymous
>>6007493
dude ive been wondering what makes me even remotely appealing to women SINCE my first gf
23 min later 6007552 Anonymous
>>6007197
This. Just do this
26 min later 6007590 Anonymous
>>6007318
I bet it's fake
you faker
27 min later 6007612 Anonymous
Don't do this. Asking girls out over Facebook is asking for trouble, but you can get away with it sometimes. What you cannot get away with is that wording, Holy shit dude. You're asking someone on a date, not a job interview.
28 min later 6007637 Anonymous
>>6007612
You're giving a virgin a hard time for being awkward at sex.
30 min later 6007666 Anonymous
>>6007590
youll just have to take my word bro,i promise you.
but guess what dude? first girlfriend since highschool, im happy. be happy for me
32 min later 6007690 Anonymous
>>6007318
>after 2.5 years
>forever alone
jesus christ, you are an accomplished toddler.
34 min later 6007743 Anonymous
>>6007690
30 months felt like a long ass time, you gotta understand.
35 min later 6007756 Anonymous
>>6007743
So did 20 years, asshole.
36 min later 6007774 Anonymous
>>6007355
This is fake and asking out on fb is really bad.
37 min later 6007778 Anonymous
>>6007756
>wahh my life was so much harder, why should YOU have fun
fucking lel
38 min later 6007794 Anonymous
>>6007778
I couldn't care less if you have fun or not, but saying "hurr 2.5 years forever alone :(((" is fucking obnoxious.
40 min later 6007831 Anonymous (not fake fuck you guys.png 702x548 25kB)
>>6007756
people used to love telling me this one, so ill pass it on
"its your own fucking fault. if you dont have a girl and want one, you just havent put the proper effort in"
>>6007774
not fake
41 min later 6007853 Anonymous
>>6007831
>backwards smiley's
I'm happy for you and everything but that gets me no matter what.
41 min later 6007858 Anonymous
>>6007831
Chill out on the smilies, dude.
41 min later 6007860 Anonymous
I am glad for you, OP.
I wish you luck.
42 min later 6007866 Anonymous
>>6007831
>but a pretty much eat anything
HAMBEAST CONFIRMED
42 min later 6007870 Anonymous
>>6007831
Forgive me for the autism, but the smileys can't be good.
44 min later 6007911 Anonymous (1359740068527.jpg 640x480 56kB)
>>6007778
>XD i'm postan on 4chins
45 min later 6007936 Anonymous
>>6007853
>>6007858
>>6007870
lolol I never use smileys except for responding to a message with a smiley in it
>>6007866
shes actually got a nice body, and at the risk of sounding shallow, I dont go after chunkers
46 min later 6007958 Anonymous
>>6007936
I got nothing against smiley's, it's just backwards smiley's. It's like I have to turn my head to realize it's a smiley, but whatever, good luck OP.
47 min later 6007972 Anonymous
>>6007936
I don't think finding people who don't take care of their bodies unappealing is shallow.
47 min later 6007976 Anonymous
>>6007831
She wants the cockmeat
48 min later 6007981 Anonymous
>>6007197
Uh, no, this isn't as direct nor as confident as your message, OP. That would have failed immediately.
49 min later 6007998 Anonymous
>>6007143
Take out the "I don't normally do this type of thing, but"
49 min later 6008002 Anonymous
>>6007143
Oh this is a fantastic feel, a feel like no other. Your heart is pounding and you have butterflies in your stomach as you type it out. You're not sure if you should send it, you're not sure if she feels the same way, you're not sure about anything ... but... there is a chance.
You feel so in love with her. You remember how you hugged her goodnight and she smiles at you afterwards. You want that everyday and can't wait for her to be yours.
She replies to your message and says yes and you begin dating. So much to experience together. Many days and nights together getting to know each other more until you become one entity. Friends refer to you as a couple rather than singularly. Hey anon and x want to come to ? Oh yeah be sure to invite anon and x.
You talk about your future together, she jokingly plans a marriage. You jokingly point out rings to her as you walk past the jewelry shop. I can just imagine how happy your life will be together with her. Keep her close to you and never take your relationship for granted. My partner passed away last year and nobody and nothing can replace her. I took her for granted and now I feel guilt everyday.
Good luck.
51 min later 6008028 Anonymous
>>6007981
>would have failed immediately
>implying the only reason OP got her was not because she was already into him
51 min later 6008038 Anonymous
>>6007831
she wants your sushi
make sure it ain't fishy tho
52 min later 6008059 Anonymous
>>6007794
saying 20 years hurrr forever alone is obnoxious too, you mongoloid. Am I going to have to bring in starving african children into this argument?
52 min later 6008062 Anonymous
>>6007958
I use (: on fb cause I appall the emoticon they replace the :) with
53 min later 6008064 Anonymous
>>6008002
And then she sucks another guy's dick.
53 min later 6008077 Anonymous (wellhereigo.png 736x140 3kB)
Well, I figure this is as good a thread as any.
I did something similar to OP. There's this chick in one of my classes at college. Didn't really talk to her until Thursday. Don't have her phone number, so I sent her this email
How did I do?
54 min later 6008078 Anonymous
>>6008062
oh yeah I forgot about that. I don't message hot babez so I don't use smiley's often
54 min later 6008080 Anonymous
Post picz op
54 min later 6008090 Anonymous
>>6008059
It's not a matter of who has what worse. What matters is you're stating a quantity and saying "FOREVER alone". A very small quantity, at that.
55 min later 6008100 Anonymous
>>6008077
I hope it works but I don't know what she'll say from an e-mail.
58 min later 6008144 Anonymous
>>6008077
Shoulda done it in person, email seems like such a weird vehicle for personal messages nowadays
ya dun goofed
58 min later 6008148 Anonymous
>>6008090
>im entitled to use this meme!
Alright
>>>/b/
or rebdit or 9fag, wherever you came from.
58 min later 6008158 Anonymous (297276_2356615472434_2042247_n.jpg 475x392 54kB)
>>6008080
shes the one on the right
59 min later 6008161 Anonymous
>>6008100
>>6008144
I know. It isn't the best way to go about it, but I have no other options, really. Don't have her number, she doesn't have a Facebook (I heard her mention that to someone else). I had to do something.
59 min later 6008164 Anonymous
>>6008148
How did you ever infer that from my post?
Not a single statement in there was about myself.
59 min later 6008175 Anonymous
>>6008164
that confused me as well
59 min later 6008179 Anonymous
>>6008158
only marginally attractive/10
1 hours later 6008182 Anonymous
>>6008161
Is waiting to talk to her in person not an option?
1 hours later 6008188 Anonymous
>>6008158
Lol is she hover handing a slave?
1 hours later 6008197 Anonymous
>>6008161
In person sounds like it would work better than an e-mail. But then again there's the spaghetti factor
1 hours later 6008199 Anonymous
>>6008188
lololol i noticed that and had a good chuckle before posting
1 hours later 6008208 Anonymous
>>6008188
It's sometimes awkward to hold the waist of another whilst also holding a phone or sunglasses. She should have quickly switched hands if she wanted to touch the slave.
1 hours later 6008274 Anonymous
>>6008158
Slightly hammy/10
Still way better than anything I could get. Props to you.
1 hours later 6008326 Anonymous
>>6008182
I suppose it is. But my college just went to spring break, and classes don't meet again until the 18th. I got impatient.
1 hours later 6008342 New sageman
>>6008158
I know her she's been to prison.
1 hours later 6008373 Animal
>>6007981
>>6007998
these people have never talked to a girl.
1 hours later 6008576 Anonymous
>>6008059
20 years- quarter of your life
2 years- fortieth of your life
I think the former is less obnoxious.
1 hours later 6008589 Anonymous
>>6007143
it's beta as fuck
you're actually asking a girl out on a date
>asking a girl for permission
>not realizing they want to date a man that will assert his dominance in an aggressive and clear way without being too overbearing
>>6007197
had it perfect but you fucked it up in
>>6007251
this post
lrn2women OP
also women love a mysterious and unpredictable man, get her interested first and make her drag as much info out of you as possible, aka don't tell her your life story off the bat
1 hours later 6008627 Anonymous
>>6007318
well i guess thats what i get for not reading through the thread first
you're still not in officially, OP
you have to hit that and hit it like you want her to be obsessed with your manly power
>eat dat pussy like a pro
>fuck her wildly
>don't be a bitch
>??????
>obtain girlfriend
1 hours later 6008676 Anonymous
>>6007336
sushi is perfect if she likes it
>delicious protein
>light on the stomach
>healthy as fuck
go for it OP, and make sure it's a nice place too that doesn't do cutrate bullshit
>then you take her back to wherever you/she stays and "watch a movie" but instead of watching the movie, you make a move...just be smooth and casual about it
1 hours later 6008721 Anonymous
>>6007449
no you're just a no confidence faggot that needs a healthier diet and a stronger mind and body
women want a man that will be their rock, their pillar of strength
be strong, and let it show in the way you carry yourself
1 hours later 6008747 Anonymous
>>6007425
mad autist detected
also
>using sage when 4chan disabled it a while back
>being this assburger
2 hours later 6009113 Anonymous
Give her the dick Jeff....give her the dick
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