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2013-03-10 04:01 6006921 Anonymous (finger-sized-heart-rate-monitor.jpg 496x417 45kB)
I went to the doctor today she was a young qt 3.13 she put a heart monitor on my finger and it registered 98 beats and she said oh my you are nervous then she leaned over and touched my clavicle and it shot up tp 130 and she giggled and then prescribed me beta blockers is my doctor hitting on me?

1 min later 6006936 Anonymous
she was sexually harassing you and you should report her

3 min later 6006960 Anonymous
what is a period?

6 min later 6006995 Anonymous
>beta blockers I smiled.

6 min later 6007001 Anonymous
>presribed beta blockers So she wants you to be less beta huh?

8 min later 6007024 Anonymous
>beta blocker Okay, I laughed.

8 min later 6007030 Anonymous
Thank goodness my doctor is 50 years old and average-looking. She doesn't even say anything about me not being sexually active.

8 min later 6007035 Anonymous
I was in the ER once, hooked up to one of those monitors. I held my breath for over a minute to set it off. That cute nurse came in, "you're not going to die on my watch"

9 min later 6007041 Anonymous
>beta blockers Haven't had a good laugh in a while OP. Thanks.

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