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2013-03-10 03:50 6006764 Anonymous (nic1.jpg 433x557 96kB)
Would you let Nicki Minaj fuck you in the ass for thirty chocolate bars of your choice and a rice cooker? Note that after she's done with you no one else will be able to use your ass but her.

2 min later 6006798 Anonymous
No but I tear that nigger ass up and fuck that face, Jesus. She's short too and that ass pops so beautifully in heels. FUCK

2 min later 6006803 Anonymous
>>6006764 >a rice cooker I would sell my ass to Satan to never have to burn a pot making rice again.

3 min later 6006816 Anonymous
no women are evil and vile and full of crabs and scallops

5 min later 6006847 Anonymous
i don't eat chocolate, it gives me headaches. a 30-pack of beer and a rice cooker though, sure, right on.

7 min later 6006877 Anonymous
>>6006764 >Nicki Minaj Get that.... thing away from me

9 min later 6006891 Anonymous
I'd do it for free.

10 min later 6006916 Anonymous (tumblr_mjfbmdLk0i1rn1nc7o1_500.gif 500x256 648kB)
>>6006877 I understand. Some men are intimidated by perfection.

15 min later 6006972 Anonymous
I got the chocolate bars but no rice cooker ;_;

16 min later 6006979 Anonymous (Photo # (4).jpg 2000x2667 921kB)
>implying I wouldn't let her do it for free mai waifu

17 min later 6006996 Anonymous
>>6006979 Post moar, going in my fap/inspiration folder

18 min later 6007002 Anonymous
>>6006979 >>6006764 >compare photos >dat boobjob Fake tits are fucking gross.

19 min later 6007023 Anonymous
>>6006764 As long as she will fuck me on a regular basis, i would love to do it

22 min later 6007060 Anonymous (tumblr_mjf9h0jIUr1rd6en5o1_500.gif 450x210 890kB)
>>6007023 You only get the chocolate/rice cooker once.

37 min later 6007317 Anonymous (nicki_minaj_big_ass.jpg 454x700 49kB)
>>6006764 >Would you let Nicki Minaj fuck you in the ass Yes >for thirty chocolate bars of your choice and a rice cooker? I get prizes? Score! >Note that after she's done with you no one else will be able to use your ass but her. But...but...my butt. I can't have only one person fucking it. I mean, it doesn't get fucked constantly, however, I need to keep my options open. I'm afraid I must turn down this otherwise wonderful offer.

2 hours later 6009023 Anonymous
I'd let her do it for free.

2 hours later 6009037 Anonymous
>>6006764 I find her repulsive. But I probably would fuck just for the experience. She sometimes gives me a whyboner.

2 hours later 6009053 Anonymous
>>6009037 She'll be fucking you, m8.

2 hours later 6009101 Anonymous
I would be willing to pay her 100K for one whole night just her and me. sunset to sunrise

2 hours later 6009196 Anonymous
>>6006764 Yes, yes, fuck yes. I'd totally let her fuck me in the ass, but what will happen if I make a move on her ?

2 hours later 6009253 Anonymous
>>6006979 Mah fuckin nigga. Not enough people feel at all the way I do about her

2 hours later 6009280 Anonymous (tumblr_mjf7yop7XF1ru5vsuo1_500.gif 500x515 981kB)
>>6009196 You have to fight Drake for her.

2 hours later 6009294 Anonymous
>>6009280 >fighting Drake >Difficult at all He'll just make a depressing song about Minaj and I afterward

2 hours later 6009297 Anonymous (image001.jpg 533x533 19kB)
Yes please. I'm into shemales and futanari. btw I'm a girl ;)

2 hours later 6009302 Anonymous
>She That thing is NOT a she

2 hours later 6009310 Anonymous
>>6009280 >>6009294 This. So after I kick defeat drake in physical combat I get to do whatever I want with her ?

2 hours later 6009313 Anonymous
I wanna chill with nicki minaj, she seems like a fun chick

3 hours later 6009317 Anonymous
>>6006764 I would, if it was anyone other than Nicki Minaj. I love getting it up the ass, the Aero bars and rice cooker are just bonuses.

3 hours later 6009333 Anonymous
>>6009302 Youtube commenter detected >You say Lil Wayne, I scream METALLICA >You say Justin BEAVER, I shout QUEEN >You say Nicki Minaj, I punch you in the fucking mouth xD

3 hours later 6009400 Anonymous
yes, but only because its not race mixing if shes penetrating me

3 hours later 6009417 Anonymous
I'd do it for free. And beg for more.

3 hours later 6009466 Anonymous
Hold up. Strapon, or somehow Minaj futacock? This is vital to my decision.

3 hours later 6009476 Anonymous (tumblr_mf91rssGtt1qjdb98o3_1280.jpg 700x840 388kB)
>>6009466 Your choice. Minaj magic.

3 hours later 6009480 Anonymous
Will she make fun of my tiny white dick and call me a faggot cracker while fucking me?

3 hours later 6009492 Anonymous
What exactly is stopping other from fucking me in the ass?

3 hours later 6009497 Anonymous
Maybe for a Klondike Bar.

3 hours later 6009499 Anonymous
>>6009476 I would let her jizz on me

3 hours later 6009506 Anonymous (toofar.jpg 324x557 81kB)
>>6009476 >get fucked daily by Futa Nicki Minaj. Hell, yes. >your black futa mistress will never slide herself down your throat and relive herself directly into your stomach >mfw this thought and OP's pic oh gawd

3 hours later 6009512 Anonymous (ss3441984_-_photograph_of_rae_dawn_chong_available_in_4_sizes_framed_or_unframed_buy_now_at_starstills__05134.jpg 334x418 33kB)
>>6009400 She is already race mixed though. Do you really think purebred black girls are hot? pic related, another hot halfbreed. If white guys did not fuck black girls, then these hot halfbreeds would not exist. Race mixing is good only if the guy is white

3 hours later 6009529 Anonymous
>>6009512 Most mixed race girls have black fathers.

3 hours later 6009531 Anonymous
>>6006764 yes >eat chocolate bars >discard rice cookers >become imprisoned >none of the inmates are able to violate your asshole >you violate every other asshole in prison >become god emperor of the prison i didn't plan out what you do once you become god emperor over all the inmates in your local prison

3 hours later 6009535 Anonymous
>>6009512 Neither of Minaj's parents are white.

3 hours later 6009538 Anonymous (MINAJ5_1687512a[1].jpg 620x568 141kB)
no but i would fuck her in the ass for 30 chocolate bars

3 hours later 6009541 Anonymous
>>6009512 The hottest black girls/most mixed celebrities have black dads.

3 hours later 6009549 Anonymous
>>6009512 >you are now aware most hot mixed girls have black dads

3 hours later 6009555 Anonymous
>>6009512 What about the hot black girls/guys with black dads/white moms?

3 hours later 6009559 Anonymous (tumblr_mjfap7mHNZ1rw2dg9o1_500.png 500x738 436kB)
>>6009512 no anger, only Nicki.

3 hours later 6009586 Anonymous
nigga i'd get fucked by her for diet mint klondikes

3 hours later 6009750 Anonymous
Do the thirty chocolate bars have to be the same kind, or can I mix and match? Will she be gentle?

3 hours later 6009785 Anonymous (rae-dawn-chong-02.jpg 668x649 127kB)
>>6009559 I did not have any anger. I am just saying that non-black guys should breed with black women, so they can breed hot mixed girls

3 hours later 6009819 Anonymous
i think the person i hate on the planet the most is nicki minaj. id hate fuck her with a garden rake. im dead serious. she is the most fake person in the world, her fame is based on lies and she has more money than anybody on 4chan, for being nothing but a "sex object" - i mean, for stupid niggers

3 hours later 6009831 Anonymous
>>6009819 The majority of people that buy her albums are white.

3 hours later 6009844 Anonymous
>>6009831 people still pay for music? i really want to move to mars.

3 hours later 6009852 Anonymous
>>6009831 white people can be niggers too

3 hours later 6009858 Anonymous
>>6006764 dude.. yes.. It would be fuck fest 2013 in there. and then, once my orgasms abated and I drank some cranberry juice, it'd be fuck fest 2014 with my dick in her. oh, what a glorious life that would be

3 hours later 6009864 Anonymous
can i still use my ass later to shit out the chocolate bars?

3 hours later 6009865 Anonymous
>>6009844 White teenagers still do

3 hours later 6009874 Anonymous
>>6009858 she has breast and ass implants youre still attracted to something thats 50% fake?

3 hours later 6009891 Deecool(providence) (1362022546006.gif 500x463 507kB)
>>6009333 95% of those posters are faggots....thumbs up so everyone can see.

3 hours later 6009901 Anonymous
>>6009891 I want her so fucking bad, I might as well roid up and become her bodyguard. I know Rihanna fucks her cute bodyguards. I have a shot at this, I know it.

3 hours later 6009905 Anonymous
>>6009874 Anon, seriously.. Which is more shallow minded? The guy who can get turned on by a girl who has breast implants and is "fake" (no, never could anyone just be eccentric), or they guy who is immediately turned off by an of the aforementioned? You're acting no better than the size queens us robots used to moan about

4 hours later 6009915 Deecool(providence) (1361923457592.gif 394x600 853kB)
>All this Nicki love I thought I was alone(On 4chan). I wanna ruin this bitch so bad. I think if I had a one night stand with her I couldn't stand it. I'd probably peel some of her skin off and lick it every morning before I take a shower.

4 hours later 6009923 Deecool(providence) (1361923505462.gif 401x470 1005kB)
>>6009915 Yea that's what i'll do....

4 hours later 6009930 Anonymous
>>6009915 >you will never be inside her >she'll never do those adorable voices she does whilst rapping/a british accent while you get it from the back >she will never bring your kid up/spoil the shit out of him

4 hours later 6009949 Anonymous (you will never be -ss-ed by nicki minaj.gif 245x150 922kB)
>you will never be Justin Beiber >Nicki will never /ss/ you

4 hours later 6009958 Anonymous
>>6009930 ;__; I'm still going to fap to her, but now I'm going to get kicked in the feels afterward

4 hours later 6009967 Anonymous
>>6009949 Gotta keep an eye out for Selena

4 hours later 6009973 Anonymous (tumblr_m7dwbvs4ic1rnz1gso1_500.gif 500x700 1017kB)
>>6009874 I really don't care., how plastic she is. She's still a sexy goddess. I would crawl up inside her.

4 hours later 6009981 Anonymous (tumblr_mf91plCbSg1qiwrsao1_400.jpg 340x450 82kB)
>>6009967 She's still to busy with Gucci Mane

4 hours later 6009984 Anonymous
>>6006764 Yes. No hesitation. I'll clean the sweat from between her ass cheeks with my tongue once she's done stretching me out, too. God. Dayum.

4 hours later 6009988 Deecool(providence) (2748.gif 460x264 502kB)
>>6009930 This hurts me so bad. Only one of us can have her, but if I do get my hands on her, i'll try my best to set up threesomes with my fellow robots.

4 hours later 6009995 Anonymous
>>6009915 >>6009923 what an ugly whore.

4 hours later 6009996 Anonymous
>>6009973 She's absolutely beautiful, I want my child to be nurtured and grow inside of her

4 hours later 6010000 Anonymous
>>6009988 this is very much appreciated <3

4 hours later 6010010 Anonymous
>>6009988 I'd only allow you guys to fuck her if that's what she wanted, gotta respect my princess.

4 hours later 6010028 Anonymous
looks like i am going to have to fap again today i am not even attracted to her

4 hours later 6010040 Anonymous (Nicki Minaj K-Mart Collection opening ceremony 05.jpg 540x821 84kB)
>all this lewd talk about my waifu >Implying Nicki would ever milk any of you with her huge futa dick

4 hours later 6010043 Anonymous
heres a vid of a nicki minaj look alike fucking. shes just a shade darker, but shes fucking hot! http://www.xvideos.com/video1262081 /nicki_minaj enjoy r9k

4 hours later 6010049 Anonymous (nickiminajgodess.jpg 500x500 40kB)
Sleep with this ^ Wake up wit' dis

4 hours later 6010052 mystery.jpg
I would up until this part: no one else will be able to use your ass but her. My ass already belongs 2 sum1

4 hours later 6010056 Deecool(providence) (1362257510094.gif 300x234 405kB)
>>6010049 So worth it.

4 hours later 6010063 Anonymous
>>6010040 >milk >implying she wouldn't lie back and command you to get her off then make you lick her cock, feet and ass clean this thread is unhealthy

4 hours later 6010066 Anonymous (BExzLobCEAASZ0njpg_large_zps7eac3f51.jpg 650x425 300kB)
>>6010049 >Implying I wouldn't want proof that I fucked her

4 hours later 6010078 Anonymous (tybg.png 400x602 259kB)
;_; Her cum probably tastes like frosting.

4 hours later 6010081 Anonymous (Nicki+Minaj+2013+Winter+TCA+Tour+Day+5+IqUmcctSyisl.jpg 425x594 82kB)
>>6010063 You need to go lie down. Maybe drink some water.

4 hours later 6010091 Anonymous
>>6010081 Did she bleach her skin? Either way I'd ejaculate deep in her womb

4 hours later 6010101 Anonymous (teeth.jpg 475x326 37kB)
>>6010056 Dat fake set of teeth

4 hours later 6010102 Anonymous (nicki.jpg 3000x1984 437kB)
Nicki will never fuck you on stage in front of her 14 year old fans.

4 hours later 6010120 Anonymous (Niki1_1643787a.jpg 620x1025 113kB)
>>6010091 Doubt it. Wouldn't really be surprised.

4 hours later 6010122 Anonymous
>>6010101 >that new nose

4 hours later 6010162 Anonymous (05.jpg 395x594 65kB)
It feel good having another reason to use this folder.

4 hours later 6010172 Deecool(providence) (Nicki.gif 530x262 1939kB)
>>6010102 I don't know man. I like to think I can out-smart her. Kinda trick her into doing stuff like that. Well when I fap to her, I imagine me tricking her into doing things bizarre.

4 hours later 6010174 Anonymous
>>6010162 She looks like she taste well

4 hours later 6010185 Anonymous (nicki.jpg 866x1208 301kB)
>You will never fruitlessly struggle to get your dick past Nicki's perfect ass until she exasperatedly gets behind you and stirs up your guts with her smooth cock while calling you a dickless bitch in a high-pitched British accent

4 hours later 6010187 Anonymous
damn I could really use a rice cooker but only she can use my ass after? gonna take a pass.

4 hours later 6010203 Anonymous (shot0503.png 823x875 1881kB)
What's the best kind of rice? Yellow?

4 hours later 6010207 Deecool(providence) (57.gif 492x269 876kB)
>>6010203 Kind of like fried.

4 hours later 6010212 Anonymous
>>6010185 >like Nicki >be submissive >see this post >bueno

4 hours later 6010217 Anonymous
>>6010203 When is she gonna sit on my face with that big brown booty?

4 hours later 6010225 Anonymous (Nicki Minaj Twitter Pics a.jpg 527x393 121kB)
>>6010207 What kind of rice is usually fried?

4 hours later 6010229 Deecool(providence) (nicki-minaj-gif-12.gif 500x281 923kB)
>>6010225 White I think. Ask the japs here. They're good at this stuff.

4 hours later 6010240 Anonymous (nicki minaj pics 2.jpg 500x678 59kB)
I wonder if she wears the costumes she fucks. It's probably in her contract or something.

4 hours later 6010256 Anonymous
>>6010240 >she will never perform on stage with her panties full of your cum

4 hours later 6010262 Anonymous
>>6010225 Well you can fry any kind of rice. I usually go with white but I'm starting to use purple rice since it's healthier.

4 hours later 6010282 Anonymous (556901_168338863316316_2092371233_n[1].jpg 350x350 16kB)
>>6009512 >race mixing

4 hours later 6010302 Anonymous
She's one of the few I wouldn't let do it.

4 hours later 6010311 Deecool(providence) (nicki-minaj-gif-11.gif 500x281 1003kB)
>>6010256 You will never walk around in her bra and pick little titty hairs out of it.

4 hours later 6010391 Anonymous
>>6010185 >that feel when pegging fantasies

7 hours later 6011812 Anonymous (1354397669697.jpg 1047x1350 836kB)
>>6009506 Not quite black but what the hey.

7 hours later 6011837 Anonymous
Has herpes. So much herpes she's a walking viral infection. Can't get too close, they'll bite.

7 hours later 6011845 Anonymous
>those fake tits >those ass implants absolutely_disgusting.xcf

8 hours later 6011954 Loco (16.png 524x460 303kB)
What kind of a rice cooker?

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