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2013-03-10 03:28 6006509 Anonymous (gentlemen.jpg 400x300 34kB)
>Ayoo homie, I like dem shoes, what size dey is ? >Ayye whiteboii, my partna like dem kicks. u gun have to cum out of dem rite quick bix nood what do robots do?

2 min later 6006545 Anonymous
Throw them a crack rock or something.

3 min later 6006555 Anonymous
check my privilege clearly >S-size t-twelve >S-sure h-here you go.

4 min later 6006558 Anonymous
The only footware I own are a decade old pair of sandals so he can have them.

4 min later 6006566 Anonymous
I live in Canada, so our nigletts aren't really like this, Native Americans fill that part in our social structure. I guess i'd probably tell them they're 20 bucks over at the mall, since they asked.

4 min later 6006569 Anonymous
>stol em off da truk dis mornin' mah niggas >yall fillin' me dawg?

5 min later 6006574 Anonymous
I'm black so they'd probably just jump me for not being in their shitty gang

5 min later 6006584 OP
>>6006569 >W-what da fuck dis white boii say mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muthfugen cof bin dub ho muhfugga

6 min later 6006587 Anonymous
>>6006545 No, a basketball will do even better. Just don't put freshly cooked chicken wings in the bin or pour orange juice in the drain in front of them as it will set off their primitive rage.

6 min later 6006589 Anonymous
Kill myself for growing so lax as to allow this extremely undesirable situation to happen

6 min later 6006591 Anonymous
> implying I wear shoes nice enough to be desired by anyone else > implying I'm white

7 min later 6006599 Anonymous
"Why on earth would you like a pair of old, salt stained Vans?"

7 min later 6006604 Anonymous
>>6006509 My stepdad came from a bad hood and thugs would try and jack his shit all the time apparently. Once he got asked "What size are those shoes" He stepped up to the dude and said "My size". He got his ass kicked sometimes, but he never did get his shoes taken.

8 min later 6006606 Anonymous
>>6006584 >reel talk doe >yolo swag, lil wayne fo life >fuq were dat fried mcchicken at?

8 min later 6006611 Anonymous
>>6006584 Is he being robbed by Bill Cosby?

8 min later 6006614 Anonymous
Thanks, I get compliments on my plain brown and black Adidas Sambas all the time but I really appreciate it. Now if you don't mind I'll be on my way to work You know? Work. W-O-R-K You should try it some tim

11 min later 6006646 Anonymous
>>6006555 >>6006566 >>6006599 >>6006611 Check these duubbbs

12 min later 6006659 Anonymous
>>6006646 >2000 + the age of the perfect girl >still unable to get dubs Check em

12 min later 6006660 Anonymous (sperry-top-sider-authentic-original-boat-shoes[1].jpg 500x257 23kB)
>J-j-just take them

13 min later 6006671 ██Cute Tomato██
You are not getting my rick dunks nigro

13 min later 6006676 Anonymous
>Sorry I don't speak in Ebonics

13 min later 6006677 Anonymous
>>6006660 >Hahaha cracka dont nobody want dem old shits, were yo girl at ?

14 min later 6006685 Anonymous
>>6006659 2000 + 18 = 2018 this doesn't seem right.

15 min later 6006695 Anonymous
>>6006660 Faggot I bet you aren't even 100 miles from the nearest body of water big enough to hold a boat.

15 min later 6006696 Anonymous
>>6006677 >I-i-i-don't have one black man, sir.

15 min later 6006697 Anonymous
>>6006671 >Nigga u def gun have to come out dem geobaskets or we gun take dem and stick dem up yo lily white ass >>>/fa/ >still wearing Rick Owens

16 min later 6006699 Anonymous
>>6006695 >d-d-does your mother count?

16 min later 6006705 Anonymous (images (5).jpg 276x182 5kB)
>>6006696 >2013 >not having a girl we can brutally sodomize with our thirteen inch dicks in front of you Get out of here, kid.

18 min later 6006716 Anonymous
If we're homies why would you take my kicks man? >implying I didn't get them at the thrift store anyway

18 min later 6006718 Anonymous
>>6006591 >>6006599 they won't actually wear them, they'll just tie the laces up and throw them on a telephone wire.

19 min later 6006726 ██Cute Tomato██
>>6006697 >not wearing rick

19 min later 6006728 Anonymous
>>6006705 >y-y-you too, see you around h-homie.

19 min later 6006733 Anonymous
>>6006718 c-can't I just call the fire department and ask them to get them back for me?

23 min later 6006783 Anonymous
>You'll have to take them from me SCHMOOGIES

27 min later 6006846 Anonymous
>>6006783 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuVD hLbvS4g >schmoogie holy shit

46 min later 6007095 Anonymous
>implying I wouldn't be willing to get killed over my damn shoes, these are mine you lazy nigs go buy your own. grab a damn sharp rock and aim for the jugular.

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