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2013-03-10 02:38 6005893 Anonymous (1285187694245.jpg 540x720 48kB)
Okay, /r9k/. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YuG jAnxQ7s At this point, I'm fucking convinced that none of us have an excuse not to have a (semi attractive) GF. Pic somewhat related.

3 min later 6005937 Anonymous
its so painful to listen to him talk fuck i feel like shit all of the sudden

5 min later 6005952 Anonymous
This makes me want to kill myself. At least he goes outside and contributes to our bullshit society.

6 min later 6005968 Anonymous
Does he have an attractive girlfriend? >not going to watch the whole thing because just the first minute or so is sad as shit >calling a guy with an obvious deformity Quasimodo If anything it just proves people are pretty shitty to one another provided they can find an easy target.

7 min later 6005985 Anonymous
>>6005893 >I'm fucking convinced that none of us have an excuse not to have a (semi attractive) GF. What about not wanting one ?

8 min later 6005996 Anonymous
>>6005893 Welti??????

9 min later 6006000 Anonymous
i honestly don't see the moral qualms people have with killing poor creatures like this at birth/before his mom was probably some christfag that thinks his severe deformity was some "gift from god"

10 min later 6006012 Anonymous
>>6005968 Yeah, his gf is actually pretty okay looking.

11 min later 6006030 Anonymous
How the fuck is this even. Honestly whenever i see poor bastards like that, I think if I had to deal with that shit I'd probably kill myself. But there he is, happy with what seems like a pretty awesome gf.

12 min later 6006032 Ambrose
I'm not an idiot. That girl is a classic Nicegirl. It says it all over her face.

14 min later 6006059 Anonymous
>>6006012 Oh yeah I thought it was his mom as first due to the height difference, good for him >This is for all my niggas in the struggle who were born without a silver spoon in their mouth, it's ok. Rusty forks get the job done too. >This is for all my people who's bodies are 60% water and 20% top ramen salt packet. Get your grind on, get your grind on. >Life is short enjoy it while you got it, stop being so God damn ungrateful all the time.

14 min later 6006063 Anonymous
>>6006032 >a classic Nicegirl Elaborate.

17 min later 6006095 Anonymous
Am I the only one that looks at this and is amazed at how far we have come? If this was 150 years ago, someone with his illness wouldn't have anywhere near a normal life. Maybe in 150 more years the type of person who spends the majority of their time on the internet can have a normal life too.

18 min later 6006104 Anonymous
It's funny cause she has enough chin for the two of them.

19 min later 6006116 Anonymous
>>6006032 "Nicegirl" = the female equivalent to the "Nice Guy" who's really a bitter passive-aggressive not-nice guy? i don't get it / don't see how that applies to the girl in this video, who seems genuinely kind

19 min later 6006120 Anonymous
He should get some fucking braces his teeth are a trainwreck. It's probably the one thing that could be fixed on him

22 min later 6006139 Anonymous
>>6006095 it is pretty impressive, yeah, but i think it's probably still very rare for someone this deformed to have a normal, functional life

22 min later 6006140 Anonymous
awww his gf seems like a genuinely nice person but >nose piercing wat

22 min later 6006147 Anonymous
>>6006095 >tfw you won't live 150 years

23 min later 6006158 Anonymous
>>6006120 i'm not an orthodontist but i assume that would be complicated by how fucked up his jaw structure is

23 min later 6006159 Anonymous
>>6006012 You've got to be kidding me. Your standards are rock bottom low if you think she's anything close to "ok".

25 min later 6006192 Anonymous
I feel bad for him but he seems like a cool guy. Here I am, wallowing in pity over pointless shit compared to what he has and he's out there making the best of it. Fuck I'm pathetic. >>6006104 I lol'd, but prominent chins are attractive.

25 min later 6006196 Anonymous
>>6006159 For a hideously deformed fucker with no cheekbones, I'd say that chick at least qualifies as "okay".

26 min later 6006198 Anonymous
couldn't he just get some reconstructive surgery to fill out his face properly?

27 min later 6006219 Anonymous
>>6006159 Okay means average, not Amanda Seyfreid in Jennifer's Body.

27 min later 6006221 Anonymous
>>6006198 He's a dirty yuropoor, so they'd probably just stick pieces of wood in his face or something.

28 min later 6006228 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur e=player_embedded&v=41aYzPkLSh4 shit this is like gore

29 min later 6006241 Anonymous
>>6006198 I don't know anything about his illness but I would assume there could be a few reasons why he hasn't done that yet. 1. He can't afford it. 2. It wouldn't actually make him look any better, just deformed in a different way. 3. There is a chance that that much facial reconstruction could easily backfire (maybe more due to his illness) and cause health problems.

30 min later 6006258 Anonymous
On the other end of the spectrum https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Ty _Ziegel

31 min later 6006263 Anonymous
i forgot all about this series and its youtube channel lol they have a million videos covering every possible type of body image issue here's a formerly obese man who now has a "buried penis": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xXb -iuTcYQ who would admit this shit on television and why you'd have to pay me a lot to publicly discuss my "buried penis"

32 min later 6006279 Anonymous
>>6006258 This is /b/ tier, can't believe I used to find this site funny.

33 min later 6006294 Anonymous
>>6006263 0/10 Doesn't even show what it looks like.

35 min later 6006313 Anonymous
>>6006263 A little embarrassment on a TV show that most people haven't seen or will be forgotten in 5+ years for the chance to have his dick fixed for life? I'd do it if I had that problem.

35 min later 6006317 Anonymous
>>6006263 >mfw i'm overweight >mfw i have pubic fat >mfw i've started on a pretty good fitness regime, but this fucking video D-does that kind of shit typically happen? You lose weight, but a ton of fat stays down there? Oh god please no

36 min later 6006324 dojo
>>6006000 lolwut? You can't be serious, his face just looks a little weird and he needs a hearing aid, other than that he's completely normal. As long as he doesn't plan on passing on his genetic disease I don't see any point in culling someone who likely contributes more to society than you do.

38 min later 6006347 Anonymous
Our problem isn't that we're ugly on the outside, it's that we're ugly on the inside.

39 min later 6006358 Anonymous
>>6006317 Once you get really obese you'll inevitably still be left with some problems once you lose it. Just overweight is fine.

41 min later 6006391 Anonymous
>>6006258 iirc that guy's wife divorced him because he was super fucked up from PTSD and it became impossible to live with him but if she did it because of his deformity i wouldn't blame her

41 min later 6006392 Anonymous
>>6006358 Oh, no, I'm not obese by any means, nor is my cock buried so deep within my body that I have trouble pissing. I could fuck just fine, but I would like the couple of extra inches in appearance afforded by losing the fat around there.

42 min later 6006400 Anonymous
>>6006228 That is an ugly ass cock, Jesus. Just cut it off

45 min later 6006453 Anonymous
>>6006317 it seems that this guy was motorchair-level obese if you're merely fat you'll be alright

49 min later 6006503 Anonymous
>>6006453 Okay, man, shit had me worried for a second. That is, by far, my biggest insecurity. I would probably just kill myself if I had to live with it my entire life.

49 min later 6006512 Anonymous
Jesus. Look at how perfectly fine he is teaching his class and just walking around with his girl and talking to people. Damn. What a guy. Cute girl too.

53 min later 6006563 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oue7 c_nq8Xw "Mr Poo helps girl with bowel problems" hey thanks a lot 'mum' for putting me on the 'telly' for my psychological 'poo problem'

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