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2013-03-10 02:10 6005528 Lolnope yo mum (pp.jpg 640x451 73kB)
>Come home to mom and dad fucking >be a prick and walk in asking for milk >I was five >their faces

17 min later 6005759 Anonymous
In all my 25 years of life I have never heard my parents fucking. Or found any evidence of them doing so and the times when they had the house to themselves must have been extremely few. mfw

20 min later 6005808 Anonymous
The only evidence I found was my parents disappearing into their room, and my dad would always come out like 15-20 mins later and make a sandwich.

22 min later 6005826 Anonymous
>>6005759 Ditto I heard their bed creaking last night as I walked past their room back to my computer

24 min later 6005858 Anonymous
>be awakened by sound of parents fucking >can't get back to sleep >walk in on them and break it up >every time No wonder my dad abandoned us and never talks to me

29 min later 6005918 Anonymous
>still live with my mom >she had her nigger friend over a few nights ago >they sleep in the same bed whenever he's over, i've tried my best to convince myself they don't do any fooling around >go to the pantry (right outside mom's room) to put away some pretzels >turn on every light and crackle the bag loudly so they are well aware i'm outside >here a loud moan anyway I don't want to live here anymore.

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