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2013-02-25 04:19 5829296 Anonymous (Bethportrait.jpg 749x1000 221kB)
> tfw there will never be a zombie apocalypse. > tfw you will never find a beautiful pure virgin teenager. > tfw you will never work together to survive. > tfw you and her will never grow incredibly close in the hard new world. > tfw, she'll never turn to you and say "I love you anon, I love you with all my heart". > tfw you will never make passionate bareback love to her in the bed of a long dead and zombified couple, resulting in both of you losing your virginities. > tfw you will never hear her wimper as you penetrate her for the first time. > tfw you will never feel her wet lubricated and bloody cunt grasping at your rock hard dick. > tfw you will never ejaculate deep inside of her at the same time she orgasms. Or, brutually rape her and make her the first sex slave of your harem , if that is your sort of thing. What is the point of living /r9k/? What else do I have to hope for.

1 min later 5829310 Anonymous
>implying if there were a zombie apocalypse our unathletic and survival-ignorant asses wouldn't be one of the first go die

6 min later 5829345 Anonymous
> implying our basements aren't already well stocked with preservative laced food that will literally last forever. > implying we couldn't just hide in our basements amidst our own filth, the smell shielding us, letting the main zombie herd pass by.

7 min later 5829356 Anonymous
>wanting zombie apocalypse. >not wanting a ragnarok and fighting like real warriors Peasant dreams

9 min later 5829368 Anonymous
>>5829310 Virtually everyone is survival-ignorant. I am amazed at how few self-proclaimed 'outdoorsy' people cannot start a fire without matches or other modern conveniences.

10 min later 5829373 Anonymous
World war 3 is soon OP, Tupolev - TU-160's will drop bombs on your city, you will walk through the burning streets and come across a lone girl... you can either run together to the countryside or fuck her right there... What do?

11 min later 5829378 Anonymous
>>5829368 dude i've seen every single episode of survivorman with superior led strous not that faggot bear grylls

12 min later 5829381 Anonymous (23456302067900-27171000.jpg 520x580 24kB)
>>5829296 > tfw she will never tearfully tell you "I'm pregnant anon, what are we going to do". > tfw you will never get to tell her not to worry. > tfw you will travel together to a HomeDepot, clear it out together, and then build a cinderblock fort in the middle of the store. > tfw you will never stock the HomeDepot with supplies together. > tfw you will never christen your new home, by making love to her 3 month pregnant body in your new fort home.

12 min later 5829384 Anonymous
>>5829373 Do a 360 and walk away

20 min later 5829421 Anonymous (1361695077574 - Copy.png 1680x1000 1660kB)
>>5829373 This actually depends on how soon this happens. If it happens soon, then I'd probably just be a beta-white knight, and we can run off to the country side together, where we will probably find another guy, who she would find to be a better man then me and start fucking him, ala Stephen King The Stand . If it happens later, I'll probably just be a even more bitter virgin then I am now, with no care left in the world, so I'd rape. Question: In a zombie/doomsday scenario, if you came across a child, say 10 year old, would you raise her as your daughter or future mate/sex slave? Or just abandon her?

28 min later 5829461 Anonymous (love.png 1366x768 789kB)
>>5829381 > tfw you will never see your daughter in her arms. > tfw your eyes will never tear up. > tfw you will never have the chance to make more. > tfw you will never have another human being love you with all of her heart.

30 min later 5829479 Anonymous
>mfw it's always the least athletic that want a zombie apocalypse Luckily, I've survived combat, and I'll survive this too.

31 min later 5829491 Anonymous
>creates retarded fantasy >realizes he is still in reality bawww /r9k/ y reality not my fantasy bawwwwww

35 min later 5829520 Anonymous
>>5829491 When has reality ever beaten fantasy faggot?

37 min later 5829537 Anonymous
>>5829520 When you aren't a pathetic loser who sits around posting shit like this all day on /r9k/.

38 min later 5829540 Anonymous
>>5829537 Nope, fantasy always beats reality

39 min later 5829543 Anonymous (4.2.png 240x240 16kB)
>>5829537 Coming from a pathetic loser who sits on r9k all day shitposting.

40 min later 5829552 Anonymous
>>5829310 I'm really physically unfit, but I learned everything from making shelter to building a fire without tools while helping my dad build our summerhome from scratch (we just bought the land).

41 min later 5829555 Anonymous (Beth_OoO.jpg 456x346 8kB)
>>5829461 > tfw you will never conceive your next child in the same room as your sleeping daughter. > tfw you will never see your love's face in the glow of the light. > tfw you will never know that she enjoys it.

41 min later 5829558 Anonymous
>>5829520 My life is a pretty damn good, the issue is you guys are all bitter virgins who reflect on how bad your life is. You want to be anyone besides yourself, so of course escaping into fiction is your only means of feeling happiness, albeit vicariously through your other wordly character. I enjoyed reading the thread though, you guys should become writers although zombie survival horror films have been done to death, no pun intended

43 min later 5829568 Anonymous
>>5829543 Coming from a pathetic loser who sits on r9k all day shitposting. bloxx

44 min later 5829578 Anonymous
>>5829555 Must be because I an aspie but the idea of romantic sex makes me uncomfortable

46 min later 5829589 Anonymous
>5829296 >not being a STALKER >not STALKING through the zombie apocalypse >not creating legendary caches of weapons and ammo >not finding safe paths through the zombie-ridden lands and allowing the first few steps of a new civilization to flourish >not having your name whispered with respect for centuries after >ditching all this for bitches and whores and changing nappies at 1am bunch of fucking beta faggots

48 min later 5829601 Anonymous
who the fuck is going to pick one slut in a zombie apoc? im gonna fuck every single hot chick i find be it forcefully or through stockholm syndrome "You know how I know I'm gonna get laid tonight? I'm stronger than you."

48 min later 5829606 Anonymous
Im a pretty physically fit guy but have no outdoorsy survival skills. Live in Atlanta too so like the Walking Dead most areas would be impossible to get so much as close to. Idk, provided I survived I'd just become a rapist. Not even a virgin nor have I ever had to force a girl but I've always wanted to. > she will never beg for her families life in exchange for her body >you will never slit her father's/boyfriend's/brother's throat in front of her and then force her within his sight Haitian Revolution style >you will never watch the tears stream down her chick as you brand her and she becomes another whore for the group

49 min later 5829607 Anonymous
>>5829373 I seriously hope everyday that world war 3 will kick off, I'm just waiting for that amazing moment when every news station and radio station announces the official start of world war 3

50 min later 5829618 Anonymous (1349595179599.jpg 600x600 118kB)
>you will never take all the guns from your local police station >you will never distribute them to your neighbors >you will never show them your leadership skills and have them become your people, making you The Warlord >you will never turn your neighborhood into the guarded Neo-Eden >tfw no apartment complex forts >tfw no grant apartment tower >tfw no Neo-Eden

51 min later 5829625 Anonymous
>>5829601 you know what scares me more than zombies the breakdown of trust. As soon as one idiot starts killing people, paranoia gets kicked into eleven and soon even the kindest people are going to have to shoot-on-sight, simply because they don't want to die.

52 min later 5829631 Anonymous
>>5829421 >if you came across a child, say 10 year old, would you raise her as your daughter or future mate/sex slave? Or just abandon her? I could use an extra set of hands. She'd be a partner or we'd be a team but she wouldn't be my daughter.

53 min later 5829635 Anonymous
>>5829607 >tfw the chances of a nuke hitting my house is low but still have radiation to look forward to

54 min later 5829644 Anonymous
>>5829625 in a world with no rules, trust is a sure way to get killed

56 min later 5829658 Anonymous
>>5829607 Best part is everyone will be in a panic and people like us will have a big smile on loving every minute

58 min later 5829669 Anonymous
>>5829296 What are you 12? There will never be a zombie apocalypse the most you idiots have to look forward to is a full out world war

58 min later 5829673 Anonymous (42624624626.jpg 1920x1080 744kB)
>/tv/ plebs lol >tfw no daughteru

59 min later 5829677 Anonymous
>>5829658 >people like us will have a big smile on loving every minute haha sure. You'll be smiling a lot while running to the local evacuation center crying.

1 hours later 5829697 Anonymous
>>5829677 Fuck no I've wanted to die for quite some time now, at least this way my family won't be sad that I killed myself because of them, they will think I got shot doing something good

1 hours later 5829711 Anonymous (477px-Season_3_Beth.png 477x480 284kB)
>>5829555 > tfw she will never tell you that you never have to wear a sensation deadening condom. > tfw you will never have every fuck being bareback. > tfw ... sigh

1 hours later 5829723 Anonymous
>>5829711 I don't even know why you guys care about sex since its not going to happen, just off yourself it's the only option for us

1 hours later 5829741 Anonymous
>>5829635 So do I. > tfw city is so insignificant, no country would waste a nuke on it. >>5829673 If i found Clementine and raised her like Lee, I don't think I would have been able to breed her when she was of age, the father-daughter relationship would be strong by then.

1 hours later 5829752 Anonymous
>5829421 >future mate/sex slave A sex slave, for all the benefits it would bring, would be a drain on resources and would be a security risk. You'd need somewhere permanent to store them too. If you rented them out, to get some sort of benefit from them other than personal pleasure, you'd then have to deal with people wanting to steal them and most likely kill you in the process, not to mention dealing with moralfags.

1 hours later 5829770 Anonymous
>>5829723 But sex may happen in such a situation. Some of us (not me) may be able to shine and impress a girl in ways that today's society doesn't care about, ex) trapping. Humans would be less densely spread, so chance are, you could be the only guy and the only girl for miles. Also, no authority to stop rape .

1 hours later 5829886 Anonymous
>>5829770 I refuse to die a Virgin so before I an hero I am going to rape somebody

1 hours later 5829953 Anonymous
>>5829886 I sometimes feel the same, but I'd probably just spend all my saving on a high class escort or recruit a pure girl from a highschool. I don't want my family name sullied.

1 hours later 5830049 Anonymous
>>5829421 I'd just kill her, when I said 'girl' I meant like... a 16 year old or something.

2 hours later 5830150 Anonymous
>you will never brutally rape a zombie ;_;

2 hours later 5830266 Anonymous
>>5830150 Pretty sure that would infect you with the virus bro.

2 hours later 5830289 Anonymous
>any kind of apocalypse >the first thing you faggots think of is sex I can see it now >'e-excuse me m-miss, p-please have s-sex with me or I will hurt you' If you're lucky some kind fellows might let you have a turn at a chick they're raping, otherwise your best bet is finding warm corpses.

2 hours later 5830344 Anonymous
>>5830289 A warm corpse is better then nothing/

2 hours later 5830370 Anonymous
This is actually my fetish except that I am the girl.

2 hours later 5830394 Anonymous
>>5830370 So you would go off with a robot and try to survive in this new world?

2 hours later 5830402 cheswick (1361132605750.jpg 264x306 12kB)
>>5830344 >>5830289 >>5830266 Got a zombie dick fetish I see... Tfw you'll never have leon to show up and save you.... Tfw ada hasn't.hooked up with leon yet in re6 and prolly wont

2 hours later 5830408 Anonymous
>>5830394 What choice would I have in the zombie apocalypse?

2 hours later 5830411 Anonymous (1359242286236.jpg 640x480 88kB)
>never This word makes your entire thread invalid. Never doesn't exist because the realm of possibility is endless

2 hours later 5830437 Anonymous
>>5830408 You could always sit down and die. At least you've validated my fantasy that in such a situation I would be able to find someone, impregnated, and live a somewhat happy life.

2 hours later 5830441 Anonymous
1. I have plenty of guns and ammo, just in case. Also, where i live it's perfectly legal to own and equip silencers, so silent zombie takedowns are a go. 2. I did find a beautiful pure virgin teenager. I married her. 3. we have always worked together. She's helped me out of some tough binds- working when I was unemployed, working to help me through college- now that we're financially stable we continue to work together. 4. i think that since we work together to overcome our various troubles we've grown stronger together, though I'm a romantic. 5. my wife tells me that every day. My daughter tells me that somewhat infrequently. 6. we made love in my my hotel room that was provided to me by the church. See, I was asked by a church to help them go over to the philippines to build a church school complex. i did, i met her there, we fell in love, we got married. 7. I did hear her whimper. 8. I felt that too. 9. uhhh I think my 12 year old daughter and seven year old son would like to have a word with you.

2 hours later 5830474 Anonymous
>>5830402 I forget whether it was in one of the games or one of the CGI movies, but she says something that hints that they've fucked at least once.

2 hours later 5830479 Anonymous
>>5830441 d'aww That's a sweet story. Congrats on your wife and kids anon.

2 hours later 5830484 Anonymous
>>5830441 wow fuck off, no one wants to hear from your braggart ass

2 hours later 5830492 Anonymous
>>5829607 protip, world war on that scale is now pretty much impossible because of how linked to eachother the major world superpowers are have you not noticed that most wars are being fought by NATO countries vs third world radical groups? when's the last time there was a modern force facing another modern force? I think maybe afghanistan/iraq in the 90s, but even then that's a stretch like, we can bomb eachother from space or we can agree to sell cobalt for 0.13c/kg instead of 0.15c/kg, which makes more sense

2 hours later 5830499 Anonymous
>>5830441 Fuck you, Mr. Perfect Life.

2 hours later 5830500 Anonymous
>>5830437 I gotta be honest though, while it's a really nice fantasy, I don't think I'd ever be willing to get pregnant in the zombie apocalypse simply for the fact that there'd be no medical care and you'd be down a worker to maintain our hideout fort. It's just a bad tactical move.

2 hours later 5830510 Anonymous
>you will never ride out the zombie apocolypse by sitting in your apartment learning how to manufacture products from weed instead of just drying and smoking it directly >you will never see caravans stop at your complex to trade bags and bags of weed butter for food, munitions and pornography when the world ends there will probably be massive strides in drug production and distribution

2 hours later 5830518 Anonymous
>>5830500 She/he has a point, she/he would be carrying around a coat hanger alot.

2 hours later 5830536 Anonymous
>>5830518 I'd raid pharmacies for morning after pills and condoms if I was planning on having sex in the apocalypse. But let's be honest, sex would probably be the last thing on my mind if this were a real scenario.

2 hours later 5830582 Anonymous
>>5830492 Agreed. Total war isn't feasible any more as a result of nuclear deterrence and also various economic issues. Even proxy wars are likely too risky in the long term (look what happened to the Afghan situation). As technology improves (specifically technology related to intel), the plans of nations are lengthening; in the 1910s, only the Vatican thought that Russia would be a Communist state for 50+ years (and that's because, as a nation, they always adopt a wait-and-see-worst-case-scenario viewpoint). tl;dr no total war ever again

2 hours later 5830620 Anonymous
why is it that everyone thinks when zambies show up, the world will end in seconds aren't zombies supposed to be dumbshits that can't even operate doors? let's say it's a rabid human type thing and not magical undead or w/e -- wouldn't they starve after like a week? you could totally just sit in your apartment eating cheerios and fapping to shota for a week while some riotcops bully zombies into pens or w/e

2 hours later 5830645 The Berserking Badgerman
>>5830620 Depends on the nature of infection and the survival instinct of the zombies. Eat to live, live to eat.

2 hours later 5830661 Anonymous
>tfw there will never be a zombie apocalypse >tfw I waste my money and time on preparing for distaster >tfw I will never climb to the top of a building and look out over a sea of chaos >tfw I will never let out tears of joy as I realise I'm completely alone

2 hours later 5830664 Anonymous
>>5830645 well let's say the zombies are REALLY dumb and docile, like dead rising in the daytime dumb and non-aggressive they wouldn't even be an issue, it'd be like having lots of hobos around really

6 hours later 5832765 Anonymous
>>5830664 If it was the 28 days later infected/zombies, I'd just off myself, I have no chance vs those ones.

6 hours later 5832864 Anonymous (article-2245270-1645B555000005DC-608_634x666.jpg 634x666 85kB)
>tfw there will never be a zombie apocalypse. >tfw you will never find a beautiful little girl >tfw you will never work together to survive. >tfw you and her will never grow incredibly close in the hard new world. >tfw, she'll never turn to you and say "I love you anon, I love you with all my heart".

6 hours later 5832909 Anonymous
>>5832864 You forgot the rest. > tfw you will never make passionate bareback love to her in the bed of a long dead and zombified couple, resulting in both of you losing your virginities. > tfw you will never hear her wimper as you penetrate her for the first time. > tfw you will never feel her wet lubricated and bloody cunt grasping at your rock hard dick. > tfw you will never ejaculate deep inside of her at the same time she orgasms.

6 hours later 5832923 Anonymous
>>5830661 Yes, so much fucking yes. Keep making preparations, when the day comes we'll be the hunters not the hunted...

6 hours later 5832965 Anonymous
>>5832923 >yfw everybody will hunt the shit out of you for your supplies and you'll be killed in days by angry normalfags wanting you to save their families >"I had to think of my family, I didn't want to do this" he said as he made the final thrust on his knife buried deep in your chest

6 hours later 5832989 Anonymous
>>5832909 She would be screaming for me to please stop hurting her, that isn't what I want. Instead we'd just fall asleep spooning and I'd hold her tightly against me, making sure she felt as safe as possible. Aint that some shit, the only way I will ever get a girlfriend is if civilisation itself crumbles

6 hours later 5833038 Anonymous
>tfw never taste human flesh and enjoying the heightened senses and appetite of zombie master race

6 hours later 5833045 Anonymous
>>5832965 Buddy, I'll be long, long gone. Deep in to the wilderness, hunt down anyone who comes in to my area and when some semblance of normality returns to the world, I will never, never speak of those who died screaming so I could live, just like the rest of us who make it.

7 hours later 5833316 Anonymous
>>5829552 >I'm really physically unfit, but >but if you can't run or fight, nothing else matters

7 hours later 5833553 Anonymous
>>5833316 If you cannot retreat nor fight then hide. Learn to 'art of war'. The trouble with you robots is you look to modern definitions of manhood to define your expectations of excellence. Sure this guy's a little chubby but that body fat will come in use while others are starving and if he can keep himself warm and dry all the better. TLDR: If you fight only when you can win, you will remain undefeated.

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