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2019-10-22 11:00 54991128 Anonymous (IMG_20191022_055607_320.jpg 900x957 112kB)
>be american >be retard >get bullied into suicide/shooting up a school >be not american >get help for free >happ dai

1 min later 54991142 Anonymous (176.png 1158x527 205kB)
Unbelievably cringe if you believe help exists but this is bait anyways you 15 year old

3 min later 54991159 Anonymous
>>54991142 OP here T. Employed downs syndrome with preggo gf. Life's good as a nom-american :)

6 min later 54991187 Anonymous
You were never truly depressed if talking to some kike that pretends to care helped you.

7 min later 54991197 Anonymous
>>54991128 Swede here. All the "help" I've ever gotten was anti-depressants. I was in line for therapy for 5 fucking years before I gave up and went the private route and paid for it myself.

9 min later 54991208 Anonymous (1497247024892.jpg 279x261 17kB)
>>54991197 >Swede Get rekt

12 min later 54991232 Anonymous
>>54991159 I see that education isn't free.

15 min later 54991251 Anonymous (1548480220546.png 789x750 18kB)
>>54991232 My typos mesn nothing to my 16.000 dollar paycheck at the end of every month, retard

17 min later 54991264 Anonymous
>>54991251 Only a retard would be content with earning sixteen dollars.

20 min later 54991288 Anonymous
>>54991128 >Thinks "free" stuff cures mass shootings or suicides Dumb socialist leaf nigger.

20 min later 54991290 Anonymous (niggeria.png 185x185 33kB)
>>54991264 That is the most ironic post I've heve ever seen. Good luck buying stuff and providing for your gf with your neetbux. Oh wait... You don't have one.

21 min later 54991301 Anonymous (chadapu.png 657x627 156kB)
>>54991288 Am not leaf, fren. Far from it.

24 min later 54991318 Anonymous
This does not exist in any part of our world. They put you on medication that make all your issues worse.

25 min later 54991333 Anonymous
>>54991251 16k a month you might actually have down syndrome, no joke

29 min later 54991357 Anonymous (1571665897971.jpg 498x479 44kB)
>>54991128 >be me >be polish >be mentally ill >get free help >psychologist is an asshole who hates me >can't go postal because guns are illegal

32 min later 54991372 Anonymous
>be euro >have """free""" healthcare >try to get therapy >"we're full fuck off faggot" 10 times >the one time they're not the wait time is literally a year >the reason they're not full is because the therapist is shit Real great system we have here Really pays off that I'm forced to pay for nothing every month

34 min later 54991387 Anonymous (1546471731099.jpg 798x1000 395kB)
>>54991357 Let me tell you the story of a guy who did nothing wrong.

35 min later 54991389 Anonymous
>>54991128 Canadian here, our free healthcare system doesn't include mental health for some reason.

47 min later 54991486 Anonymous
>>54991357 Find and sharpen a really lethal looking knife. Only target people who have wronged you.

56 min later 54991554 Anonymous (Screenshot_20190930-004321_Chrome.jpg 1080x367 127kB)
>>54991357 There there tomoko, the manga is almost over

1 hours later 54991643 Anonymous
>>54991372 nobody is falling for this because that's not what it's like, amerilard

1 hours later 54991699 Anonymous
>>54991372 Great larp, amerilard. Go back to eating yummy plastic, retard. You're a noob at life itself.

1 hours later 54991713 Anonymous (1571513264146.jpg 976x649 125kB)
>>54991699 >You're a noob at life itself i'm not an amerishart but is this really the best insult you could come up with man?

1 hours later 54991731 Anonymous
>>54991699 >implying wait times for things like this actually aren't long as fuck and the care isn't usually shit for mental health related things Americans are retarded but let's not pretend free healthcare is perfect. It's good because it's 'free' and you won't randomly have huge bills you can't pay because you got sick or injured yourself, that's it. It's pretty shit in every other regard

1 hours later 54991776 Anonymous
>>54991318 Oy vey, can't have the goyim rebelling, better drug them into submission.

1 hours later 54991844 Anonymous (Nordic Pride.jpg 488x465 30kB)
>>54991128 >be not american >get help for free >happ dai Picrelated

1 hours later 54991845 UN_Owen (Screenshot_20191022-031627_YouTube.jpg 2220x1080 852kB)
>>54991128 Suicide prevention line doesnt lead to therapy directly - a nonflaw to most. This is because the line is run by volunteers and focused on immediate crisis that cant spare the hours to speak at length with at-risk individuals. Additionally, cost of therapy varies significantly from area to area. Single payer might create a pipeline here. Not sure if it would save lives, but I suspect it would.

2 hours later 54992028 Anonymous
>>54991197 Yeah our healthcare system is a joke, I've had to wait 2 years only to get a time for a neuro test to see if I have adhd or add lol.

2 hours later 54992053 Anonymous (1566914249766.jpg 840x544 91kB)
>>54991713 Shit insult for a shit larp. What did you expect? For me to elaborate a genius insult? This is why a literal downie has a gf and you don't, entitled prick. You sure do sound like an amerilard.

2 hours later 54992060 Anonymous
>>54992053 take your meds amerilard

2 hours later 54992068 Anonymous
>>54991128 Haha its always so fun until you cant afford to live anymore due to high taxes and the milk mafia

2 hours later 54992069 Anonymous
>>54991844 >nordic pride >cringe >t.tatar

2 hours later 54992076 Anonymous
>>54991159 Shut up nigget

2 hours later 54992095 Anonymous (1568026782189.gif 660x780 276kB)
>>54992060 Ah yes, when you have nothing else to say and defend yourself, call someone amerilard for no reason whatsoever. You're pathetic, weak and your father should be beating you this instant. >>54992076 The fuck is a nigget? Was that a typo for tendies? It made me kek.

2 hours later 54992096 Anonymous
>>54991643 >>54991699 Stop samefagging mr. Sheckel grabber

2 hours later 54992098 Anonymous
>>54992096 >s-s-samefag cope

2 hours later 54992107 Anonymous (Screenshot_20191022-081302~2.png 549x131 14kB)
>>54992096 Shut the fuck up, newfag. Go back to l*ddit.

2 hours later 54992114 Anonymous
>>54992098 Where am i coping exactly? This is a statement, not an idea

2 hours later 54992116 Anonymous
>>54992107 >being a literal redditor phoneposter normie oh i am kekking

2 hours later 54992119 Anonymous
>>54992116 this xjcndk

2 hours later 54992130 Anonymous (1564989454235.jpg 2544x4000 927kB)
>>54992114 That's clearly an idea. Cope harder, obese fuck. >>54992116 >>54992119 Imagine having nothing else to criticize someone for other than PHONEPOSTY BAD

2 hours later 54992139 Anonymous
>>54991197 Also swede here only help i got was ssri and atarax(anti histamine) for daily panic attacks and depression. If you wan't real help or meds you have to pay for private help or get meds on the black market if you can't afford it. At least tianeptine is legal in this totalitarian shit state.

2 hours later 54992141 Anonymous
>>54992130 imagine being SO NEW that you don't understand how phoneposters killed this site

2 hours later 54992144 Anonymous
>>54992141 it's because he is the phoneposter who killed the site. stop replying to him

2 hours later 54992171 Anonymous (1552443389792.png 281x215 44kB)
>>54992144 There's no such thing, son. Phoneposter or not, you're all losers seeking to deown in self pitty. Just go out there and get a job. It's not hard and you'll be happy. Just shake the manager's hand and say you won't let go untill you're employed. You can do it, champ.

2 hours later 54992172 Anonymous (1444364045916.jpg 2284x2028 343kB)
>be Leaf >some dipshit substitute teacher is your prime minister >only got elected the first time because weed lmao and anti-harper >he keeps giving terrorists and Indians money >he gets elected again minority gov't >didn't even win popular vote I cant wait for the prairies to separate

2 hours later 54992223 Anonymous
>>54992141 There's nothing wrong with phoneposting. Assuming a phoneposter is a newfag is bordeline schizoid behaviour. The argument that they post short replies is as made up as any "gender" that isn't male or female. You're probably a frustrated polfag or at least used to be. How about you try and find actual ways to insult me like a man inatead of acting like a sheep? Or better yet, how about you seethe harder for my amusement, little guy?

2 hours later 54992234 Anonymous
>>54992223 seethe harder and go back discovered phoneposter redditor

2 hours later 54992267 Anonymous
>>54992234 Never hid the fact I'm posting from my phone since I'm not home. Why are you making things up, anon? Are you scared that you got BTFO? This is an anonymous website in case you forgot. But I'm sure you're not that dumb. Maybe your ego is just hurt. It'll get better, don't worry.

2 hours later 54992282 Anonymous
>>54992234 kek just look at how much the reddit seethes, it writes up a paragraph of rage in every post

2 hours later 54992305 Anonymous
>>54992282 and it's all incomprehensible schizophrenic posting

2 hours later 54992312 Anonymous (1512335946502.jpg 971x565 142kB)
>>54992282 >>54992305 >Implies phoneposters killed the site with low quality, short posts >Posts low quality short post

2 hours later 54992335 Anonymous
>>54991128 >american mother mid east father >live in america and no pussy for me >no pussy for father so he grabs me and back to mid east >both of us already engaged to marry virgin hotties

2 hours later 54992347 Anonymous (FB_IMG_1567276923123.jpg 800x800 95kB)
>>54992335 Based Abdullah amd Mohammed smashing that umderaged sex slave pussy.

2 hours later 54992377 Anonymous
Going on a date is more effective than 10 years of therapy and medication. Unfortunately such things are reserved for males above 8/10 in looks.

2 hours later 54992397 Anonymous (1451072579375.jpg 483x503 202kB)
>>54992377 I doubt a downs syndrome retard is above 8/10, anon. That sounds like coping.

2 hours later 54992419 Anonymous (chad.jpg 1280x706 147kB)
>>54992377 Look at this 8/10 absolute CHAD holy shit. He's stealing my waifu NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2 hours later 54992451 Anonymous
>>54992347 we're not even religious really but wimmin are different here. You can't really hit them up in the street but I never did anyway but your virgin is on a shelf waiting for you

3 hours later 54992470 Anonymous (1565724396971m.jpg 884x1024 55kB)
>>54992451 But CAN I beat her up if I want to?

3 hours later 54992547 Anonymous
>>54992419 His girl friend is blind, idiot

3 hours later 54992567 Anonymous (images - 2019-10-11T070858.076.jpg 300x276 12kB)
>>54992547 Get a blind gf then, idiot.

3 hours later 54992597 Anonymous
>>54991128 >be american >shoot up school >be european >try and fail to shoot up synagogue Kek

3 hours later 54992644 Anonymous (images - 2019-10-22T092104.335.jpg 615x409 45kB)
>>54992597 >Be from the land down under >Watch PewDiePie >Tell people to sub to pewds >Shoot up a mosque >Dab on the haters Absolutely the most based thing for decades.

3 hours later 54992675 Anonymous
>>54992470 don't know but dad couldn't beat american mom he tried and one of the reasons he fled home

3 hours later 54992688 Anonymous
>>54991128 >deluding yourself into thinking that any society in the world gives a shit and treats the mentally ill properly free medical care doesn't fix that

3 hours later 54992697 Anonymous
>>54991357 >>can't go postal because guns are illegal Just a heads up in case you ever notice that knives and cars and fire and rocks and stuff also can be used to murder people: it's also illegal to murder people, just in general.

3 hours later 54992707 Anonymous
>>54992644 >survived his shooting >made Australia ban 4chan >had a massive kill count >every victim was one of his targets easily the most based mass shooter in recent history

3 hours later 54992738 Anonymous (IMG_20190930_075704_975.jpg 553x353 19kB)
>>54992688 Way to go ignoring the rest of OP's posts. >>54992707 We shoul celebrate the date every year by playing all of the songs that played dhring this video on the day of the shooting.

3 hours later 54992789 Anonymous
>>54992223 >bordeline schizoid behaviour Which is an absolutely perfect match for anonymous-default image boards. If you like to avoid that, forums and facebook and whatever else they've got now would be better for you.

3 hours later 54992805 Anonymous
>>54991128 >free stealing money through taxation is not free

4 hours later 54992924 Anonymous (IMG_20191022_075405_424.jpg 705x391 35kB)
>>54992805 Hurry off back to /pol/

4 hours later 54993481 Anonymous
>>54992924 Tell it to OP. Politics are already political, before being explained.

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