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2012-12-08 12:18 4725356 Anonymous (kaylee.jpg 960x640 52kB)
I know /r9k/ is full of failures, but not all of you guys are pathetic virgins, right? ..right? ITT amount of sexual partners you've had >7 for me

1 min later 4725379 Anonymous
>2012 >Still using # of sexual partner's as a benchmark for personal merit/ worth

2 min later 4725381 Anonymous
0 Please stop making fun of me OP, i mean jesus fuck you think i don't know i'm pathetic?

4 min later 4725401 Anonymous
>>4725381 I just hate how this place has a stigma for virgins.. just curious to see how bad it really is also you must be doing something wrong if you're not getting laid, change yourself

5 min later 4725412 Anonymous
>>4725401 >change yourself you are confirmed for a horrible person, plz go

5 min later 4725414 Anonymous
>1 >she just laid down like a dead fish, I never finished and just got bored after 30 mins of getting nowhere >I prefer not having sex and being alone, I'm happier this way

5 min later 4725417 Anonymous
Taking r9k of all places serious. You disappoint me original poster. Although, to answer you question, I've had sex with one person, sexual contact with a few females, and masturbate more than once a day on average. My stats also include: usa 22 male stem major 99 honda civic

6 min later 4725422 Anonymous
1. >diaperfag has had more sex then some of you

6 min later 4725425 Anonymous
Twenty-something.

6 min later 4725429 Anonymous
>>4725356 Well, I don't consider myself a pathetic virgin. Had sex with 2 girls, one pretty hot, the other average. But that's 4 years ago now.

6 min later 4725433 Anonymous
0. >tfw if the question was how many female friends i've had or how many times i've kissed a female the number would be the same

6 min later 4725435 Anonymous
>>4725401 >also you must be doing something wrong if you're not getting laid, change yourself oh my god, that's brilliant. I've never heard that before. Did you come up with that yourself? if so, you better call up the patent office right away and get it copyrighted. you wouldn't want anyone stealing your brilliant idea!

6 min later 4725436 Anonymous
>>4725379 >not using number of murders you've committed instead

7 min later 4725439 Anonymous
>12 This is only counting actual sex, i dont count random blowjobs and shit. Ive also had a threesome when i was 19.

7 min later 4725443 Anonymous
0 Relatively attractive, and pretty nice as well. Still young though, only 18. tfw long hair held me back for so long, now its gone many girls still see me the same way

8 min later 4725450 Anonymous
a 12 reporting in i'm still sad btw

8 min later 4725452 Anonymous
>>4725443 >many girls still see me the same way what do you mean?

8 min later 4725453 Anonymous
OP are you female or male?

8 min later 4725455 Anonymous
twice, one was a hot hooker, didnt last long Other was....fairly attractive older woman, friend of the family, i was awesome apparently, until i finished 1 minute in.. Trying to train my dick to stay hard for longer, its really slow work, any tips would be great guys, gonna go to vietnam in january and apparenlty white guys are hot property for the girls there so im gonna get laid alot, and i'd like to make whitey proud.

9 min later 4725461 Anonymous
>15+ sex partners >20+ just bj's or hooking up i do a lot of online dating. inb4 herpes jokes

10 min later 4725474 Anonymous
>>4725435 >butthurt virgin detected Stay yourself then, enjoy your sad sad life of going no where anon. Maybe when you're finally 40 years old you'll realize all the days you've wasted instead of doing something positive with your life.

10 min later 4725478 Anonymous
Just 3. I know it's fairly pathetic standing alone as a number, but I am 22 and for the first two, it was a threesome. The last one I have been with for 2 years now, and I don't cheat for some reason ;_;

11 min later 4725483 Anonymous
0. There were a couple women who i could have fucked, got really close to fucking them, but then i remembered that they've had cum on their faces.

12 min later 4725495 Anonymous
>>4725401 >you must be doing something wrong >Implying everyone is trying to get laid >Change yourself Confirmed for normalfag scum. It's Friday night, doing you have a club to be getting to?

12 min later 4725496 Anonymous
>>4725474 >fucking bitches = only parameter of "something positive" Really, anon? inb4 accusations of samefaggotry

12 min later 4725499 Anonymous
>>4725478 anything less than 5 but more than 0 is good You are a good man

12 min later 4725503 Anonymous
23 virgin, never dated, kissed, ect. I'm not bad looking and I've been flirted with and offered sex once. I live out in the country and I've never had any real friends since 12ish

12 min later 4725504 ThatOneGuy (1354817194846.gif 139x215 1772kB)
>>4725356 30+ women 5-7 Men 4 Trans 2 Traps

12 min later 4725506 Anonymous
>>4725453 Can you answer this question please.

13 min later 4725509 Anonymous
0 I'm 26, someone make me feel better please.

13 min later 4725513 Anonymous
Five, but I've had one threesome and one foursome.

13 min later 4725517 Anonymous
>>4725435 The human body sheds its cells every five years or so. You constantly change, mentally and physically. Believing that you have everything figured out and must stick to your guns is a hallmark of ignorant youths. Expand yourself. Being sarcastic and whiny demonstrates your immaturity.

14 min later 4725527 Anonymous
>>4725474 I think he knows that he's doing something wrong, bro. Sex is something literally everyone just naturally ends up doing at some point, if you can't get it then it's not bad luck or a conspiracy. I think he's saying that you don't have to point out the obvious to someone who is a pathetic clown, it only reminds them that they should feel bad. The "change" you're asking for takes some amount of effort, and you'll never see a robot try for anything in his life.

14 min later 4725528 Anonymous
>>4725495 >implying having sex is only for normalfags why do you social retards find it so impossible to get your penis touched?

14 min later 4725529 Anonymous
>>4725503 this but i am 24 i dont even feel human anymore

14 min later 4725533 Anonymous
>>4725517 >Being sarcastic and whiny demonstrates your immaturity. Says who?

15 min later 4725534 Anonymous
>2012 >still feeling chained by biological dictates HAHAHAHAHAHA!

15 min later 4725537 Anonymous
>>4725506 I'm a bisexual male

15 min later 4725541 Anonymous
>>4725537 Oh, op is a literal faggot. Shocking.

16 min later 4725547 Anonymous
>>4725528 >why do you think you are different form me? >why are you so different from me? if anything the distinction is enforced by normalfags

16 min later 4725548 Anonymous
>>4725528 >>4725528 Using a persons number of sexual partners as a symbol for personal worth and saying that men who have not had any sexual partners are pathetic IS the behavior of normalfags and it's why we hate them Now get off this board.

17 min later 4725551 Anonymous
>>4725537 Bisexuality, isn't that one of those traits that show immaturity?

17 min later 4725552 Anonymous
>>4725533 Im not whoever you think i am, but dismissing my post does not make it any less relevant or poignant.

17 min later 4725554 Anonymous
>>4725541 lol and i bet if i asked to suck your dick in real life you'd say yes fucking faggot

17 min later 4725555 Anonymous
>>4725529 I still feel ok, I just wish I had a car and loads of cash, one's no good without the other. My folks are pretty poor so it's unlikely I'm getting out of here unless I can find a way to make a lot of money.

17 min later 4725560 Anonymous
>>4725534 >2012 >Feeling chained to your computer chair because of social anxiety HAHAHAHAH

18 min later 4725566 Anonymous
>>4725552 I am dismissing that one particular affirmation, don't care about the rest. Not the person you think I am.

18 min later 4725568 Anonymous
>>4725551 i'd say it's more being open-minded with my sexuality. i like sucking dick but i'll take a tight vag any day

19 min later 4725569 Anonymous
>>4725356 5. And i've only had sex like ~20 times >tfw hypochondriac and even with this low number you're constantly going to the school clinic to get checked for STDs

19 min later 4725573 Anonymous
>>4725554 Awww, it the little faggot butthurt? Literally how sore is your anus?

19 min later 4725580 Anonymous
>>4725547 Try that again in english, faggot.

21 min later 4725588 Anonymous
1, but done it a lot in the 7 months we had a relationshit. Up to 5 to 8 times a day if we wanted sometimes.

22 min later 4725593 Anonymous
>>4725588 also, lost my virginity at 21 and am 22 now

23 min later 4725602 Anonymous
3 Fucked up on a lot more women though. I just can never bring myself to pretend to be interested in sex. >the life of an aspie trapped inside a goodlooking /fit/ in the middle of an exciting social life

23 min later 4725613 Anonymous
>>4725580 Guess i have to dumb it down for you. He's saying that normalfags are always getting angry at people who are different from them or people who hold different opinions/views while at the same they try to convince us that they aren't different from us. An example would be this thread. Normalfags are trying to say that we're pathetic for not having sex and at the same time they're saying that having many sexual partners doesn't make them normalfags.

25 min later 4725625 Anonymous
>>4725580 Nice job not answering the other reply because it defeats your argument. And next time try to address the opponents argument.

25 min later 4725631 Anonymous
>>4725613 >yfw you finally realize there is no such thing as "normalfag" We're all off, each in our different ways.

26 min later 4725636 Anonymous
I've never had sex, therefore I am a virgin.

26 min later 4725637 Anonymous
>>4725613 >blah blah blah normalfag scum having sex! SPOILER: Sex is fun, take the pussy off the pedestal and try it sometime instead of being such an internet warrior

26 min later 4725648 Anonymous
>>4725613 Congrats on being an abnormalfag, you must be proud

27 min later 4725656 Anonymous
2, both in relationships. Now I'm split between wanting to try once more when the opportunity comes (provided it comes at all) or just ignore it and live my life. Leaning towards living my life without anyone, it's a simpler, less stressful and less demanding lifestyle. Besides apparently I'm bad with relationships if none lasted while I thought I did all I could, but there are only so many hours a day and I was still not enough for them to remain with me.

27 min later 4725658 Anonymous
>>4725356 >14 And just to make sure my post isn't too low on content I'll have to write this

28 min later 4725660 Anonymous
>>4725637 not him, but uh...if pussy isn't that important, why do so many of you insist on using it as a barometer for personal value?

28 min later 4725665 Anonymous
>>4725452 They see me as that guy that had long, girly hair. Its better than it used to be when I ACTUALLY had long hair, I guess.

29 min later 4725672 Anonymous (lol-face_8410_1.jpg 240x290 16kB)
>mfw i see this thread The word normalfag is what ruined /r9k/. it's like the ultimate word a virgin uses when he's feeling butthurt that others are getting laid.

30 min later 4725684 Anonymous
>>4725660 because he's the one making it a big deal. or maybe the fact that this whole board makes pussy seem like some mystical orifice that they'll never touch or even see.

30 min later 4725688 Anonymous
>>4725672 normalfag/robot false dichotomy is maybe even worse than the stupid alpha/beta classification

32 min later 4725704 eeyore
>>4725672 Normalfag redditors like you are what's ruining this board.

34 min later 4725726 Anonymous
do you have any more pictures op?

34 min later 4725740 Anonymous
>>4725613 Not being able to get sex is what makes you "different" from normalfags? You didn't "dumb down" shit, you mongoloid, you expanded on the social commentary of an incompetent reject. One guy was talking about changing something to get sex, the other guy started rationalizing that he doesn't want sex, which is not only irrelevant but even worse in a lot of ways. You're a normalfag for being this stupid.

35 min later 4725747 Anonymous
>>4725672 >dislikes the word "normalfag" >posts a "lol-face" Are you trying to trick me again?

35 min later 4725750 Anonymous
>>4725704 >the irony of a butthurt virgin

35 min later 4725751 Anonymous
>>4725704 Tripfags like you are what's ruining any board ever. >WAAA GIB ME ATTENTION WAAAA LETS TALK ABOUT REDDIIT Fuck off, cow

37 min later 4725769 Anonymous
0 I've had many people who were into me and would've been willing, but I don't want to lose it to some random person who probably doesn't even love me. I want it to be someone that truly loves me. I'm a guy I try not to be like this but I can't help it.

39 min later 4725789 Anonymous (homer-jury-duty.jpg 639x475 17kB)
>>4725401 >I just hate how this place has a stigma for virgins. > you must be doing something wrong if you're not getting laid

42 min later 4725822 Anonymous
>>4725637 >>4725740 Oh look, two people that don't know what AN example means. It's singular, which means it's ONE example out of many. Having sex isn't the only thing that means you're a normal fag.

42 min later 4725823 Anonymous
>>4725769 How old are you? I was just like you and it paid off near my 20th. >17 >girl and I are in a physical relationship >shes cute but dumb and annoying >don't care for her >she offers sex >I say nope >19 >girl gets drunk and sleeps over >we've been fooling around for weeks >she's basically white trash >we sleep naked, no sex because suddenly scared of relationship with such a pile of shit >19 >meet best girl of all time >get to know her over 2 months >we fuck >best story i want to tell it every day blah blah >we're still together after several years

43 min later 4725829 Anonymous
>>4725822 posting on 4chan makes you a normalfag scum. i fucking hate you, normalfag scum.

43 min later 4725832 Anonymous
>>4725684 It wasn't one of us that started this thread that implies the number of women you've slept with somehow increases your worth.

43 min later 4725833 Anonymous
Being a virgin beyond a certain age is a good indicator that the person is a socially deficient. If the person lacks the skill to integrate socially, he/she is probably also lacking in other areas. While the person might not necessarily be a total failure, there is usually a pretty high correlation between the two, hence the stigma against being a virgin and why it is justified.

44 min later 4725851 ThatOneGuy
>>4725704 Sometimes I want to share a beer with you, other times I want to smack you eeyore my brother.

44 min later 4725854 Anonymous
>>4725548 >>4725548 >>4725548 >>4725548 >>4725548 THIS is what makes a person a normalfag.

44 min later 4725856 Anonymous
zoe aubrey sydney alex

47 min later 4725884 Anonymous
>>4725672 Yeah, because we are the ones who keep posting threads about how pathetic not having had sex is over and over and over and over and over and over again...

48 min later 4725901 Anonymous
>>4725854 And whining about girls makes someone a loser.

48 min later 4725907 Anonymous
>>4725769 I was in the same boat years ago. >>4725417 here. Sticking your dick in a dame won't change your life, or even give you a sudden gnostic revelation about the universe. It's bland to be honest. Sex in and of itself is pretty dull. Depends on the individual you are doing it with. Chemistry has to be there.. so, if you are saving your virginity for a specific reason than more power to you bud. If you aren't, than there is no harm in experiencing what it is like. It's human nature and should come as natural as taking a shit or breathing air. It looks good and feels good but is nowhere near the levels of ecstasy society paints it these days.

50 min later 4725942 Anonymous
One Though I got to lick the pussy of another one, didn't fuck her though.

50 min later 4725945 Anonymous
>30 lol 21yo Sweden master race Med school Kinda wasted a few years of my life, no regrets about seeing the world though. It seems to me a lot of guys are really trying when they're just doomed, you've got to have something unique in your looks to maje girls really insecure and on their toes to really succeed. A lot of guys keeo talking about "game" and things like that, I've never explored it but it seems kind of contrived. I basically just get hit on a lot. Hope that helps, i.e; it's not about trying but rather being born into comfortable genetics/wealth, cutting you guys some slack being frank about it.

51 min later 4725956 Anonymous
Age 26 Partners 16 All female

51 min later 4725959 Anonymous
5, but could be way higher. I'm really selective and like keeping people on their toes. I get regular invites for M/M/F threesomes... Not my cup of tea but sometimes I like to entertain the idea of having two men dote on me all night.

52 min later 4725966 Anonymous
When exactly did calling someone a virgin become a great argument, even /v/ recognizes this as a shit argument yet we still get people using it here.

52 min later 4725969 Anonymous
>>4725945 >"look at how successful i am, guys!" >"oh, btw, you were doomed to failure from the very start, and there's nothing you can do about it." thanks, anon.

52 min later 4725971 Anonymous
>>4725884 >tfw no gf X1000000 >wanting another virgin thread >women have it easy >women are whores You might not be direct about it, but this board is primarily run by kids who only think about sex, and their frustration over not having sex. You might realize that once you have a healthy sex life, it's actually really unusual that you would care at all about it. As far as trolling is concerned, it's pretty effective way to tease virgins because we know exactly how you feel.

52 min later 4725972 Anonymous
27, straight white male virgin

52 min later 4725979 Anonymous
>>4725901 Why don't we just agree on both of those points so that normalfags can leave the board and we can be losers in peace.

54 min later 4725992 Anonymous
>>4725833 >>4725833 >>4725833 >>4725833 this antirobotblox

55 min later 4726014 Anonymous
>>4725979 >implying /r9k/ is some secret virgin club for losers get the fuck outta here, i'll post my sex feels whenever i want

56 min later 4726023 Anonymous
>>4726014 >tfw you realize there are so many other things in life that also makes you a loser

56 min later 4726026 Anonymous
>>4725979 Alright, agreed. But since I am a loser and a normalfag, by that reasoning, I'll stay here infrequently and discuss how much sex I've had while also whining about girls. You can put a label on it, but there's no "peace" in what you're asking for.

57 min later 4726027 Anonymous
>>4725992 >implying people who do have sex aren't deficient in an equal number of areas. I tell you son, I know plenty of poor and ugly people who have sex and it's not about personal quality whether you get to breed or not, it's opportunity.

58 min later 4726042 Anonymous
Only in /r9k/ would people argue with using ">tfw" Thanks for making me lol today guys

1 hours later 4726069 Anonymous
>>4726027 It's just an indicator, by no means a perfect indicator or the only indicator, but it is a pretty decent one.

1 hours later 4726075 Anonymous
>fembot >18 y.o. >50+

1 hours later 4726089 Anonymous
>>4726075 nice trollbait, yo

1 hours later 4726091 Anonymous
0 in all categories except for hugging not even sure why, girls asked for my number before I just never gave it to them

1 hours later 4726105 Anonymous
>>4726069 That would be like me saying that people who like twilight or 50 shades of grey tend to have lower IQ's. It's not a perfect indicator but it's a pretty decent one.

1 hours later 4726114 Anonymous
>>4726027 but nearly everyone has "opportunity" in a given place and culture that you can differentiate "quality." The fact that you see retards and bums fucking only points out that it's possible for everyone to have sex. I wouldn't say you're crossing out some kind of deficiency by having sex, but there is necessarily something severely deficient in a guy who thinks he's never going to get laid. What makes sex a defining factor in anything is that it's something inherently desirable and for a long time we are all virgins.

1 hours later 4726121 Anonymous
>>4726105 And that may indeed be true. I would be interested in seeing a proper study of that.

1 hours later 4726123 Anonymous
>>4726069 It's not. I've met at least 10 virgins over the age of 25 and they're almost all perfectly normal. They have normal to high paying jobs and lots of friends. Not having sex isn't an indicator of anything. It's just sex.

1 hours later 4726140 Anonymous
>>4726121 Point me to the proper study that shows results of virgins being deficient in other areas

1 hours later 4726144 Anonymous
>>4725833 And you can back this up... how?

1 hours later 4726147 Anonymous
I've had about 20+ sexual partners and 2 relationships. I have a couple close friends that I can hold a conversation with without acting like a complete social retard. I've also had a pretty traumatizing childhood that left my teenage years full of confusion, but I was able to come to peace with it in my adult years. So what, am I "normalfag"? You guys feel the need to label everything, if anything YOU people are the normalfags for having to generalize people in a certain category. It's almost like I'm back in high school again with this shit. It's upsetting to see you guys shitting on others just because you've yet to find happiness in your life.

1 hours later 4726167 Anonymous
>>4726147 it's a backlash against the people who feel the need to label all virgins as losers.

1 hours later 4726172 Anonymous
>>4725971 And those threads swirl around how horrible and pathetic normalfags are... No, wait. No, they don't. That's just how these threads work. Sorry, but as horrible as we may be, we don't go out of our way to make people feel bad. You don't see us going to where females gather in the Internet and start spewing the poor rethorics of bitches and hoes, do you?

1 hours later 4726177 Anonymous
>>4726105 And you would be correct, man. Where that analogy falls apart is that you're thinking about meaningless things like IQ and young-female targetted entertainment, while sex is (nearly always) fundamental to a fulfilling, healthy life.

1 hours later 4726191 Anonymous
>>4726177 It's not so much the physical act but the ability to attract a willing partner that's important.

1 hours later 4726199 Anonymous
>>4726177 >>4726177 It was about making unproven assertions without any evidence.

1 hours later 4726209 Anonymous
>>4726026 >but there's no "peace" in what you're asking for. Because? That's sounds particularly petty.

1 hours later 4726221 Anonymous
>>4726147 We didn't start this, normalfags did when they labeled all virgins or people that don't socialize losers.

1 hours later 4726229 Anonymous
>>4726147 > It's upsetting to see you guys shitting on others just because you've yet to find happiness in your life. But perfectly fine the other way around. That's why we dislike you.

1 hours later 4726241 Anonymous
I went travelling around South East Asia and Europe so got my count up. Not sure of the actual number due to being a part time alcoholic, but I would say as of two nights ago, possibly 16?

1 hours later 4726250 Anonymous
>>4726172 >we don't go out of our way to make people feel bad. You dun fucked up. Every single robot has at least 5 stories of normalfags doing just that. Why the fuck do you think we hate them so much? A perfect example is this thread, Normals call us losers because their number of sexual partners is larger than ours.

1 hours later 4726276 Anonymous
I have a hard time remembering so I need to type it. >my friends ex >hitchhiker that blew me for $15 and a two dollar cigar >hooker I fucked for like 5 mins >ugly hook that took her teeth out >48 year old drunk indian hitch hiker >26 year old indian I drove home from the bar >pof hook up with 17 or 18 year old.. >random hitch hiker that blew me >irish hooker So 9 And I feel pretty sad that I have only fucked 3 girls with my "game"

1 hours later 4726279 Anonymous
>>4726229 if you're still upset because someone with a better life put you down, you need to grow a pair of balls and move on either that or enjoy dwelling in your baggage for the rest of your life

1 hours later 4726311 Anonymous
>>4725356 Ive had about 20 maybe, 18 of them were prostitutes. The first two were normal cunts.

1 hours later 4726348 Anonymous
it's a lot like having a job/not having a job. being unemployed doesn't mean you're necessarily a fuckup, but being unable to find any job sure does. it's the same thing for sex.

1 hours later 4726372 Anonymous
>>4726348 Is this how normalfags perceive those without relationship experience, as unemployed fuck ups?

1 hours later 4726381 Anonymous
>>4726279 See THIS is why we hate you. >You guys call people normalfags and insult them because you're just bitter, sad and angry losers >why are you getting upset when they insult you and put you down. >man up >grow a pair of balls >that's just how life is Fucking cunt, everyone says the same shit when normalfags and jocks bully you in high school, every fucking time one of them beat the shit out of me, cracked my ribs, or gave me black eyes that's all i would hear.

1 hours later 4726388 Anonymous
>>4726372 how do you expect to be respected with dumbass replies like that? and yes

1 hours later 4726406 Anonymous
>>4726372 yeah. if you're 17 with no work experience, ok whatever. plenty of people don't. if you're 30 with no work experience, it's pretty hard to argue that you're not a fuckup. the same concept applies for relationships, but the time scale is different.

1 hours later 4726423 Anonymous
>>4725971 >You might realize that once you have a healthy sex life You just don't get it, do you?

1 hours later 4726433 Anonymous
>>4726381 What, do you want me to sugarcoat it to you in a nice way? The truth is you need to be a bigger man and accept what the jerks said/did to you in your life, and realize you're a better person than them for putting you down. If you stay dwelling in that mindset that everyone with a better life than you in an enemy, you will never find peace. I didn't say it to you to get your all defensive, jeez. I was bullied too, I know how it feels.

1 hours later 4726437 Anonymous
>>4726381 The strong prosper, and the weak are crushed underfoot. That is how life is because the strong actively work (very hard) to make it so.

1 hours later 4726453 Anonymous
One. But it's been one consistent partner since 1994, so.

1 hours later 4726492 Anonymous
>>4726279 You realize I could say the same thing the other way around, don't you? > if you're still upset because someone with a worse life put you down, you need to grow a pair of balls and move on And yeah, I have baggage, the kind you don't shed and keeps you from being able to do those things you call "a better life". So? Why the fuck do you care what I do with my life? Do you all people have an inherent need to make yourselves feel important, as The Chosen Few, by putting other people down all the time? Stigmatizing them, ostrizising them, and most importantly and most relevant for me, telling them how they MUST live their lives? I can't wait for the shit-storm coming from the Left to sucker-punch all you normals, if only because I could finally repay the pettyness with more pettyness.

1 hours later 4726524 Anonymous
>>4726433 I don't want you to sugarcoat it, but i don't want you to defend what they do to us while putting us down and calling us bitter for what we say about them.

1 hours later 4726527 Anonymous
>>4726437 That's one pathetic attempt to squeeze the idea that you succeed because of "hard-work" and not the several random breaks you had throughout your life.

1 hours later 4726560 Anonymous
>>4726423 No, I get it because I was a pathetic self-destructive virgin at one point as well. It was implied in my post, man. You can go on about a long list of personal flaws and things that you think nobody understands, but at some point you'll still most likely develop an adult mentality and just put in some effort toward what you want. What you don't get is what I was addressing. The virgins are the ones talking and thinking about sex literally all the time, and it's ironic to complain about sex and at the same time complain about anyone who talks about sex (if it's something positive). You might not be who I'm talking about, but either way you're still not having sex lol XD

1 hours later 4726565 Anonymous
>>4726527 It's a combination of both. How much is in our control vs. out of it? If you truly apply yourself, you'll find that you can control more of your destiny than you think.

1 hours later 4726590 Anonymous
>>4726492 I wasn't telling you how to live your life, just helping you if you wanted to find peace in it. And no I'm not a normalfag, I'm just someone who also has a fucked up past but was able to find happiness

1 hours later 4726591 Anonymous
>>4726560 nice post...up until that childish dig at the end

1 hours later 4726605 Anonymous
>>4726433 Right, they fucked me up permanently and gave me baggage that I'll never be rid of because they thought it was funny or because they were having a bad day, and I'm just supposed to be "the bigger man" ? I'm not a better person than them, right now they're out enjoying life, being social and happy while I'm depressed, angry, and wondering everyday when I'll fucking take a bullet to the head.

1 hours later 4726617 Anonymous
2. Although I was with one of them for a year and with the other one for 3 years, so I got a fuckload of pussy, if this is what this thread is about.

1 hours later 4726622 Anonymous
One. For some reason I am neither alpha nor any happier. Oddly enough after losing my virginity my libido has all but died. I can fap two to four times a month and even then I don't think about sex too much. Shitsux, at least before fapping and all that was good fun. I don't do anything now. Work, eat, sleep, with a little /r9k/ mixed in here and there. I can't remember the last time I finished a videogame or anime series. I finished a book a month ago but only because I forced my self to so I could say I've read at least three books this year. What the hell, I thought sex and having a job were supposed to be good things. I was much happier as a hikikomori faggot.

1 hours later 4726634 Anonymous
What a lot of normalfags don't get is that their kind often caused alot of social anxiety. This anxiety often wouldn't have occurred without stigmatization. They'll still tell you to get over it and fix it, but they cast the first stone.

1 hours later 4726643 Anonymous
>>4726605 so, they win; you lose. someone has to, after all. how else would we even know what success is without failures to serve as a cautionary tale?

1 hours later 4726659 Anonymous
>>4726634 The fools be casting stones as they telling you to get over it.

1 hours later 4726688 Anonymous
>>4726659 well, what else can you do? your options are 1) give up, acknowledge you are a failure, just as they said you were or 2) get over it and succeed despite adversity.

1 hours later 4726691 Anonymous
>>4725356 I'm just going to go ahead and be the first one to call bullshit. The way you speak makes it seem like you've had sex with three, and the last one was quite recent. >The lack of punctuation is appalling.

1 hours later 4726699 Anonymous
>2 women >1 transexual >Several times >I'm okay with this

1 hours later 4726705 Anonymous
>>4726605 I know it's much harder than it sounds, but let it go If you don't let it go now, when will you? it'll follow you your whole life.. Do you want to be an old man looking back still full of so much anger? It took me years to accept that my bullies have great lives right out of college and I'm still here working the same dead end job, but I've come to peace with it and found a new outlook on life that makes me enjoy life. I know everyone has a different past, but if you keep letting it haunt you you will never grow into a healthier person

1 hours later 4726715 Anonymous
2 ladies, tons of sex with both

1 hours later 4726727 Anonymous
>>4726643 I don't care about winning or losing, i lost years ago in high school. All i want is for people like you to stop defending what they did while condemning us for the exact same thing. Also i don't want normalfags on this board.

1 hours later 4726760 Anonymous
>>4726727 People are hypocrites. It lies at the core of what it means to be human.

1 hours later 4726762 Anonymous
>>4726688 You seem to have it stuck in your head that not socializing or having sex means that you've lost. All it means is that you've learned from your experience that 99% of people are assholes and you withdraw yourself for protection from them.

1 hours later 4726778 Anonymous
>>4726727 >like telling a blind white supremisist nigger that he is actually black. Hate to break it to ya brocepts, but 4chan is a popular website, and by its nature, will continue to increase in popularity. You are fighting a losing battle. I know losing things is a hard thing for you.

1 hours later 4726785 Anonymous
>>4726705 >t'll follow you your whole life.. Do you want to be an old man looking back still full of so much anger? I hate to break it to you, but not that many robots make it to old age, we all an hero long before then. If you look on the first page there are 2 threads about suicide. It's only a matter of time.

1 hours later 4726788 Anonymous
>>4726727 hah! you don't care? i can smell your lie from here. you do care (as you should), but you're trying to convince yourself that you don't. as long as you do care, you'll have the motivation you need to keep going forward. the moment you really stop caring is when you're in danger.

1 hours later 4726829 Anonymous
>>4726778 >blind white supremacist nigger wut?

1 hours later 4726845 Anonymous
>>4726829 I think that an analogy for normalfags not seeing themselves as normalfags and as a result they refuse to leave.

1 hours later 4726861 Anonymous
>>4726845 That depends on what your definition of normal is.

1 hours later 4726872 Anonymous
>>4726829 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQtysS7fB4k enjo

1 hours later 4726879 Anonymous
I've had five. >first starfished >2nd was a devils three way, she scratched the shit out of me, god damn it was kinky. No balls touched >3rd was a filthy greasepig that me and mates gangbanged >4th was my first love, and we fucked like rabbits for about a month and then it went pear-shaped. She had many mental issues. >5th was some stripper who was a complete slut with mental issues.

1 hours later 4726884 Anonymous
Let me speak for all the betafags in this thread. You NORMALFAGS are not only SO STUPID but have such good lives, and we have to struggle to be OK. DO U KNOW WHAT THATS LYKE? I WILL ALWAYS BE THE GEEK IN SCHOOL. FUCK U NORMALFAGS. NORMALFAGS!!!!!! U DON'T KNOW US!! U WILL NEVER GET IN OUR BRAINS, FOR WE ARE THE ULTIMATE FAILURES IN LIFE WHO WILL NEVER BE HAPPY. FUCK U NORMALFAGS!!! FUCK U!!!! OH YA, I FORGOT, FUCK U NORMALFAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 hours later 4726890 Anonymous
>>4726705 I most certainly would hate to be the old guy who had to live his whole life knowing that the guy next to him smirks at him because he knows he once was under his thumb, and he never did anything to counter it. I'd rather die miserable, poor, homeless and alone than being their comic relief.

2 hours later 4726905 Anonymous
>>4726845 You got the effect right but the implication way off. >>4726872 ahh, here we go

2 hours later 4726906 Anonymous
>>4726861 >having many past or present sexual partners >having a girlfriend >in the past you've had many girlfriends (over 2) >having many friends(more than 3) >being social >not being awkward >going clubbing >being a general douchbag Do three of more of these things apply to you? That's great! You're a normalfag.

2 hours later 4726908 Anonymous
>>4726884 See this is why you guys are virgins. I'll keep my normalfag title, thanks

2 hours later 4726910 Anonymous
>>4726884 >this ass damaged over thread on the internet anywhere else, this would be 100% troll, but on /shit9k/, who the fuck knows?

2 hours later 4726914 Anonymous
9 partners They cost me $120 an hour each

2 hours later 4726928 Anonymous
None. But I don't consider my self a failure.

2 hours later 4726932 Z
>>4725356 2 Though, one was amazingly hot. She tried to recruit me as a beta orbiter after she dumped me, but I was like "naw." Now I tell everyone on 4chan my amazing story.

2 hours later 4726939 Anonymous
>>4725433 Don't even bother wit ha female friend, they just embarrass you by saying shit like "GOD NO, not Anon, no offence"

2 hours later 4726946 Anonymous
>>4726906 >generalizing people seems like you sir, are the normalfag

2 hours later 4726955 Anonymous
>>4726928 We need more virgins in our world like this guy

2 hours later 4726960 Anonymous
I've never even had physical contact with a female in any sexual way

2 hours later 4726974 Anonymous
5 18 years old I'm still a failure, can't even finish High School.

2 hours later 4726975 Anonymous
>>4726928 others (see this thread) will, but as long as you don't let them get you down, that's ok.

2 hours later 4727034 Anonymous
>>4726946 That's not a characteristic of a normalfag. That's a characteristic of a HUMAN BEING. We all do, normals or not. Don't try to have a holier-than-thou attitute, because the hyprocrisy may suffocate you

2 hours later 4727097 Anonymous
>>4725443 Three. Two of the three actually like my long hair. One of them said she will stop seeing me if I cut it.

2 hours later 4727098 Anonymous
>>4727034 A normalfag has always been considered to be someone who has had normal relationships. Don't be mad that you can't be one of us. I know you came here thinking that because this was the shithole of the internet that we'd like you.

2 hours later 4727109 Anonymous
1 21 years old Not quite pathetic virgin, nowhere near alpha... somewhere in the deadzone

2 hours later 4727160 Anonymous
>>4727098 Which excludes the possibility of generalizing... how? Oh, right, it doesn't. I would have been shocked to find one of you successfully putting forth an argument against what you are being accussed without resorting to your usual ad hominem go-to move.

2 hours later 4727162 Anonymous (1346091399049.png 598x600 55kB)
Check my 0 Batemanblox

2 hours later 4727308 Anonymous
>>4727160 >accussed >wat? So, I work as a personal banker, but I also enjoy reverse roofying girls with speed and setting things alight to name a few. Am I normalfag?

2 hours later 4727340 Anonymous
Obviously this thread would turn into virgins bickering. God damn I've had 5 sexual partners. 3 were one night stands, 1 is a friends with benefit thing and the other one is my exgirlfriend. I'm currently trying to fuck this one girl I work with hopefully I close the deal this weekend

3 hours later 4727609 Anonymous
One. No regrets. I love her. She loves me. Things can only get better.

3 hours later 4727665 Anonymous
my hand ;_; blex

4 hours later 4728569 Anonymous
22 years old, male 0 sexual experience, but i have been on a date once set up by a friend, where i held the girls hand (i held my arm out and she held it, i love that style of hand holding), and we hug and walked down the street, but i couldn't take the intimacy and felt so uncomfortable i just left im 6'0 200 pounds and losing weight because of ritalin, im very good looking, have all my hair/probably wont ever lost it (if i do ill shave it like my dad), strong chin/ ukranian & russian good looks. i masturbate 3-4 times a day (less now that im on antidepressants, even tho im not THAT depressed), my penis is 5.5 inches in length and 5.75 in girth. i've always had girls like me/eye fuck me, even start convos with me/pay attention to me, but i can't deal with the intimacy so i just ran. i need therapy with escorts do date me slowly or something.

4 hours later 4728638 Anonymous (1345696245352.jpg 500x367 21kB)
19 years old fucked 0 times "Its also the number of fucks I give" Is what I keep telling myself

4 hours later 4728711 PeterPooner
I've had sex with 29 women--10 of them "civilians", before I gave up on dating, and the last 19 have all been hookers. NO regrets. And for those who think paying for sex with a young hottie makes it less enjoyable? Only in the sense that you leave with your wallet a little lighter.

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