4chan archive /r9k/ (index)
2012-10-07 12:04 4009026 Anonymous (wizardhood.jpg 1206x674 429kB)
So I am att the crossroads, I am 25, and about to travel the first time. As I see it, I have two choices. Going on a sex tourism trip to Ukraine/Thailand whatever. Or on a spiritual journey to India/Tibet something. what I'll choose will affect more than my holiday. It will possibly alter my future form of existence. I don't know if wizardry is real. In one way you think about neck beards, but even they have girlfriends sometimes. And on the other hand athletes don't even fap before a big game as not to waste mana. What do you think? Is Wizardry real? And where should I go on a holiday?

2 min later 4009034 Anonymous
The Buddha-trip. The first is a) risky and b) will leave you unfulfilled. If the Buddha-trip actually changes your mind, then you probably won't consider wizardry an issue anymore.

5 min later 4009046 Anonymous
Don't waste your money on travelling around just to stick your dick in a hole. It won't cure your feels and if you still really want to do it you might as well do it at home or on a smaller trip cross-country or something. If you're gonna drop the cash on an international holiday go and find the Buddha, man. >sacramental das Captcha agrees.

36 min later 4009204 Anonymous
>>4009026 Go on a spiritual journey to Thailand and fuck hookers in your spare time. Wizards don't exist. The only 'power' you get from being a 30 year old virgin is the ability to be miserable and lonely.

46 min later 4009258 Anonymous
>>4009026 >sex tour >ukraine/thailand You're planning to fuck kids, aren't you

47 min later 4009270 Anonymous
>>4009026 >OP, do the spiritual journey. Either find Buddha, or learn the way of Tao.

48 min later 4009278 Anonymous
I'd like to go to Thailand to fuck some girls, but I'm afraid of getting STD's.

55 min later 4009317 Anonymous
>>4009026 Traveling thousands of miles just to stick your meat into an STD riddled wet hole in the Ukraine is not something you should go trough with. Plus you fucking a hooker won't change a thing, only that you will become a black-hat wizard rather than a pure one. However, a spiritual Journey may bring up unexpected results for you, and gives you the chance to get to know yourself better than ever, find out hidden things about your soul and hey... you may even find fucking Buddha. Or in the very least, inner piece.

58 min later 4009330 Anonymous
Come to New Zealand, prostitution is fully legal here.

58 min later 4009331 Anonymous
>>4009317 >inner piece

1 hours later 4009340 PlατΩ
>>4009026 >And where should I go on a holiday? Monaco. Don't waste your money on either physical or intellectual whores.

1 hours later 4009353 Anonymous
>>4009330 >implying I want to fuck a sheep

0.569 0.066