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2012-10-07 11:18 4008787 Anonymous (feelsgoodman.jpg 256x250 10kB)
AN ACCOMPLISHMENT FOR NECKBEARDS EVERYWHERE
>at bar alone
>drinking sorrows away, that feel of no gf, bad fucking day at work
>see straight 8.5/10 across the room
>am a little tipsy
>fuck it, #yolo swag faget
>go up to her
>have long conversation
>eventually seduce her
>no idea how
>am drunk as fuck, fucking feel amazing
>kind of sweaty
>winging it and doing great
>we take a taxi to her apartment
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2 min later 4008810 Anonymous
Then get out. You're cured.
4 min later 4008824 Anonymous (patrick_stupid_avatar_picture_10937.gif 100x100 5kB)
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uhhhhhhh wut
5 min later 4008833 Anonymous
fucking lol'd at this thread
>>4008824
lol'd even harder at this post
9 min later 4008854 Anonymous (weakest link.png 436x349 203kB)
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wat.
16 min later 4008887 Anonymous (shrug.jpg 316x244 13kB)
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nigga you best be playing...
16 min later 4008889 Anonymous
hello /r9k/, welcome to a typical /b/ thread
17 min later 4008896 Anonymous
Fuck you. I'm hung over and I had no idea what was going on at first. Clever though.
25 min later 4008930 Anonymous
YA GOT ME
2 hours later 4009576 Anonymous (SteveO.gif 500x284 506kB)
>>4008787
Well played sir. First laugh of the day
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