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2012-10-07 09:14 4007959 Anonymous (133947081370[1].jpg 480x640 76kB)
So anon... what do you like, do for fun?

0 min later 4007963 Anonymous
I tittyfuck slutty Azns

0 min later 4007966 Anonymous
I had fun once. I don't want to talk about it.

0 min later 4007967 Anonymous
>Nothing, I'm boring as fuck Gets them every time, not trolling/sarcasm

1 min later 4007971 Anonymous
Moot question, I wouldn't be talking to them in the first place.

1 min later 4007972 Anonymous
Play video games, browse 4chan, and listen to music. That's literally all I do. What about you? How many dicks do you suck daily?

2 min later 4007980 Anonymous
>>4007959 >shit >shit >gotta stall Uhh.. I.. go to school. >i don't go to school I-i mean, for fun I.. uh.. you know.. stuff.

4 min later 4007992 Anonymous
>Oh you know the usual, hang out with friends, listen to music, I volunteer at a homeless shelter during the winter, it's not hard work, but it helps people and isn't that what really matters?

6 min later 4007998 Anonymous
"That entirely depends on the company I have..." Body language and delivery are important with this. It can come off as creepy, or flirty depending on how well you read the situation. Intuition is key.

6 min later 4008003 Anonymous
tting in the morning sun I'll be sitting when the evening comes watching the ships roll in and I'll watch 'em roll away again yea I'm sitting on the dock of the bay watching the tide roll away ooh I'm just sitting on the dock of the bay wasting time and masturbating.

7 min later 4008007 Anonymous
i play guitar, write music, see my people, drink, browse 4chan, and jerk off

7 min later 4008009 Anonymous
fun is for kids you stupid bitch. now bend over

7 min later 4008011 Anonymous
>>4007959 >Y-y-you're talking... to me? Umm... Damn, they're so pretty. Can't mess this up. Just play it cool. >I like to hang out with friends, I'm into music.. Okay, that's fine. Wrap it up with a third, just don't say video games. >and I like playing video games. Fuck.

8 min later 4008020 Anonymous
I masturbate a lot.

10 min later 4008032 Anonymous
I masturbate very often.

11 min later 4008040 Anonymous
I masturbate for fun.

11 min later 4008041 Anonymous
>>4007959 I masturbate with great frequency.

11 min later 4008043 Anonymous
I enjoy feeling feels, fapping to chinese cartoons, and shitposting on a board called /r9k/. And y-yourself?

11 min later 4008044 Anonymous
>>4007959 Why are you talking to me? I don't speak to women.

11 min later 4008046 Anonymous
I masturbate more than usually.

11 min later 4008047 Anonymous
Masturbation station.

12 min later 4008052 Anonymous
Just list the boards you browse, but really own up to it and turn it into an actual conversation. /pol/ /v/ /x/ /r9k/ Yes Imanage to turn that into small talk.

12 min later 4008053 Anonymous
Olympic weightlifting, which is the only thing that makes me really feel happy. The rest of my time is spent on school, watching anime, and browsing 4chan.

12 min later 4008054 Anonymous
>>4008003 Lol'd quite heartily. >xolb

12 min later 4008055 Anonymous
Mainly I just masturbate.

12 min later 4008058 Anonymous
Go away, I'm 'batin

12 min later 4008062 Anonymous
>>4008046 >>4008047 >>4008041 >>4008040 >>4008032 >>4008020 Playing with the robot should be the answer to these young women by these gentlemen.

13 min later 4008063 Anonymous
jack off

13 min later 4008065 Anonymous
I fap a lot.

14 min later 4008073 Anonymous
I masturbate every day.

14 min later 4008075 Anonymous
I masturbate with lotion.

15 min later 4008087 Anonymous
I masturbate in the rain.

15 min later 4008089 Anonymous
I masturbate with frequent frequency.

15 min later 4008091 Anonymous
>>4008052 Or you could translate it without talking about the boards. >I'm very engaged in politics, I have quite the interest in video games and the paranormal. I don't know what you'd say for this board, but my point is made.

16 min later 4008100 Anonymous
I masturbate on Tuesdays.

16 min later 4008101 Anonymous
I masturbate in pain

16 min later 4008102 Anonymous
I masturbate on the toilet.

17 min later 4008106 Anonymous
For fun I masturbate.

17 min later 4008108 Anonymous
>>4007959 I masturbate under the shower

17 min later 4008109 Anonymous
I masturbate with both hands.

17 min later 4008111 Anonymous
o you know stuff.

18 min later 4008112 Anonymous
I just masturbate.

18 min later 4008120 xD
I schlick myself to sleep

19 min later 4008125 Anonymous
I masturbate at work.

19 min later 4008126 Anonymous
>SEAnigger noses 2/10 would not bang

19 min later 4008128 Anonymous
>>4008091 >I don't know what you'd say for this board "I'm interested in gender politics and social dynamics."

19 min later 4008131 Anonymous
I masturbate dogs.

20 min later 4008136 Anonymous
I practice the art and science of masturbation.

20 min later 4008138 Anonymous
>>4008126 MUH EAST ARYANS

21 min later 4008140 Anonymous
l masturbate.

21 min later 4008141 Anonymous
I masturbate in a house. I masturbate with a mouse. I masturbate here and there. I masturbate anywhere. I pleasure my pee-pee with my hands. I pleasure my pee-pee, Sam-I-am.

21 min later 4008142 Anonymous
I execute masturbation maneuvers in the vicinity of my penis.

22 min later 4008150 Anonymous
l execute masturbation maneuvers in the vicinity of my penis.

23 min later 4008155 Anonymous
>>4008150 Fuck yeah. You see what I did there?

24 min later 4008160 Anonymous
>>4008150 How to fuck the robot?

24 min later 4008163 Anonymous
I browse 4chan and reddit and I play LoL [I don't play LoL anymore but bitches love LoL], I also listen to indie music >tfw drowned in pussy that evening

24 min later 4008165 Anonymous
>>4008126 Do you realize most Asians including East Asians have flat noses, right? In fact, you'll rarely find an Asian with a Caucasian nose.

25 min later 4008169 Anonymous
I masturbate vigorously.

25 min later 4008173 Anonymous
I play with my penis.

26 min later 4008180 Anonymous
l play with my penis.

27 min later 4008193 Anonymous
I have a sorta obscure fetish, and I datamine twitter and 4chan for people that meet my criteria. It's sorta fun actually. Also, I'm a doxfag. It really is this better-than-sex feeling to hunt down someone's true identity. I do it for sport, and not to be malicious.

27 min later 4008194 Anonymous
I pIay with my penis.

28 min later 4008200 Anonymous
l pIay with my penis.

28 min later 4008202 Anonymous
I paint pictures with my rock-hard dick

29 min later 4008209 Anonymous
>>4008173 >>4008180 >>4008194 >>4008200 I play with the robot's penis.

29 min later 4008210 Anonymous
>>4008142 >>4008141 >>4008140 >>4008136 >>4008131 >>4008125 >>4008120 >>4008112 >>4008109 >>4008108 >>4008106 >>4008102 >>4008101 >>4008100 >>4008089 >>4008087 >>4008075 >>4008073 >>4008073 >>4008065 >>4008063 >>4008058 >>4008055 >>4008047 >>4008046 >>4008041 >>4008040 >>4008032 >>4008020 >>4008003 My sides grew hands and then they began to jack me off. The robot says I need more content so this is me putting in lots of content about masturbation, fapping, autoerotication, jacking off, jerkin' it, slappin' the monkey, chokin' the chicken, shakin' hands with Mr. President, beatin' the meat, lovin' the rubbin', "washing my hands for a long time", etc.

29 min later 4008213 Garreh*@&
>Longboard >Hang with friends >Get Girls (I prefer the chase rather than the score and meeting them is fun.) >I'm in a MMA fight team. >I'm friends with the creators of a very popular clothing brand. >Party with friends (alcohol and drugs aren't required) >Mostly do things with friends.

29 min later 4008217 Anonymous
>>4008165 Yeah, if you want asians with normal noses you need to look to the East Aryans (the Japanese).

30 min later 4008221 Anonymous
>>4008165 It's not rare at all. Myself, both my parents, and most of their friends don't have nigger noses (ethnically Korean). And no, not plastic surgery (long time Canadian).

30 min later 4008225 Anonymous
>no hablo ingles >walk away

30 min later 4008228 Anonymous
>>4008173 >>4008180 >>4008194 >>4008200 How in the actual fuck...

30 min later 4008230 Anonymous
>>4008221 Woah there son, if you're Korean, you aren't Canadian. Canadians are descended from white Europeans.

31 min later 4008232 Anonymous
Well, I just was in a guy's house drinking beer having a great time. Some bitches came at the end and I complimented one on having fucking Childish Gambino on her playlists.

32 min later 4008241 Anonymous
I get hard, then make a fist and push it into my dick. I just like the pressure.

32 min later 4008247 Anonymous
>>4008232 Ask me anything. Originalbloxblox

32 min later 4008248 Anonymous
>>4008221 pics of all female members of your family or we don't believe you >>4008230 You seem to have problems reading and understanding the difference between ethnicity and nationality.

33 min later 4008255 Anonymous
>>4008165 What is a caucasian nose? I'm asian and my nose has a high bridge, isn't wide and isn't flat. Feels weird man.

34 min later 4008267 Anonymous
Girls like you.

34 min later 4008268 Anonymous (0721koreans[1].jpg 375x347 51kB)
>>4008221 >anecdotal evidence Please, anon, like people would take anyone's personal experiences as truth. Here's a randomly generated image of Koreans just by image search. As you can see, a lot of them do have flat noses. I don't see how that's a problem, a lot of attractive people have flat noses like Will Smith.

41 min later 4008314 Anonymous
>>4008228 Looks like I mind fucked someone.

42 min later 4008320 Anonymous
>>4008228 Looks like l mind fucked someone.

42 min later 4008324 Anonymous
>>4008228 Looks Iike I mind fucked someone.

43 min later 4008326 Anonymous
I talk to people online about my depression, watch chinese cartoons, play videogames and masturbate after a depressing day of work and school.

43 min later 4008331 Anonymous
>>4008228 Looks Iike l mind fucked someone.

45 min later 4008344 Anonymous
>>4008248 Our race is our nation. If you're not descended from white Europeans then you're a foreigner here. Yes, that includes the Second Nations.

47 min later 4008353 Anonymous
>>4008228 Looks like I find fucked someone.

47 min later 4008355 Anonymous
I masturbate and read in my down time.

49 min later 4008364 Broenheim of Light
>>4008173 >>4008180 >>4008194 >>4008200 I PLAY WITH MY PENIS L PLAY WITH MY PENIS L PIAY WITH MY PENIS I PIAY WITH MY PENIS

49 min later 4008368 Anonymous
>>4008268 That pic doesn't show their noses clearly. >anecdotal evidence That irony. >>4008248 Why do they have to be female?

53 min later 4008394 Anonymous (WoWScrnShot_073012_221959.jpg 1280x1024 863kB)
I play World of Warcraft. Sharpshooter.

1 hours later 4008718 Anonymous
>>4007959 Rapestabbing. Don't worry, It's not what it sounds like. It's like 80% raping and only 20% stabbing, tops.

3 hours later 4009115 Anonymous
l fuck Asian girls

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