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2012-10-07 07:40 4007201 Anonymous (1334269864299.jpg 758x800 138kB)
You all fucking disgust me. I came here because I was depressed and wanted to mope and sob with equally sad people. You guys aren't depressed, you're sex starved. I scroll down the front page to see a thread about settling for a tranny so that you can get your dick wet, I see a virgin age meter thread, and a thread discussing the ideal age for a female body.. You should feel badly, knowing that all you fuckheads that really belong over at one of the porn boards are shitting up the board generally accepted as the feel board so that when people who are looking for a few other depressed losers, and even possibly a sympathetic ear have no where to go. >tfw the only feels on this board is "tfw no gf" and "tfw virgin"

5 min later 4007238 Anonymous
>You all fucking disgust me. Great way to start a thread >I came here because I was depressed and wanted to mope and sob with equally sad people. You came to the right place >You guys aren't depressed, you're sex starved. Derp. >I scroll down the front page to see a thread about settling for a tranny so that you can get your dick wet /r9k/ was never about OC, it was about proving that there are an infinite number of ways to say the same thing >You should feel badly You already established that we already do >knowing that all you fuckheads that really belong over at one of the porn boards are shitting up the board generally Have you tried going to /adv/?

5 min later 4007240 Anonymous
THIS JUST IN, /R9K/ IS MAINLY POPULATED BY RETARDS WHO SEE SEX AS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING EVER! MORE NEWS AT 11 Why do you think there's always a >twf no gf thread up?

7 min later 4007262 Anonymous
>I came here because I was depressed and wanted to mope and sob with equally sad people. >I can't really find a thread that suits my needs in this board right now >people who are looking for a few other depressed losers, and even possibly a sympathetic ear have no where to go. So instead of stating what your problem is and hoping that someone is going to help alleviate this condition, you immediately believe that no one here is going to do that, and opted instead for conjuring up a meaningless rant insulting the people who might've considered helping you, destroying any chance that the thread might receive any productive responses, while making yourself feel worse?

22 min later 4007390 Anonymous
Do you not see why not having had a girlfriend or having sex would make somebody depressed? It's not >tfw nobody has touched my penis so horny , it's >that feel when in my entire life nobody has ever thought enough of me to date me or consider having sex with me, which indicates that people see me as being seriously wrong and undesirable . It's >that feel when watching unemployed, ugly, uneducated scum walking around with girlfriends, wondering what is so wrong with me that I am less desirable than them It's >that feel when watching friendships and relationships fall into the laps of other people, while you fight a constant uphill battle to have even a slight social life It's >that feel when you have no idea what the fuck is wrong with you It's nothing to do with wanting to fuck.

24 min later 4007402 Anonymous
>i want to circlejerk with the other betas No, fuck off cancer, and take the virgins with you,

26 min later 4007413 Anonymous
Come now we can share this board. I would like to hear how life has got you down. Sexually and otherwise.

26 min later 4007416 Anonymous
>>4007201 My name is John and you all fucking disgust me. I came here because I was depressed and wanted to mope and sob with equally sad people. You guys aren't depressed, you're sex starved. I scroll down the front page to see a thread about settling for a tranny so that you can get your dick wet, I see a virgin age meter thread, and a thread discussing the ideal age for a female body.. You should feel badly, knowing that all you fuckheads that really belong over at one of the porn boards are shitting up the board generally accepted as the feel board so that when people who are looking for a few other depressed losers, and even possibly a sympathetic ear have no where to go. Pic related, it's me and my heart.

27 min later 4007427 Anonymous
>>4007201 If it's a pity party that you want, I will gladly po dat tea nigga

29 min later 4007443 Anonymous
>>4007390 >feeling that women and relationships are the basis of all happiness beginners mistake. and if you can't even make friends (gods knows how you can't) you need to see a shrink, or just stop being a smelly overweight neckbeard.

35 min later 4007490 Anonymous
>>4007201 Hi OP. I am depressed because this life is meaningless and it is full of suffering. I see no point in doing anything. I am a virgin too, but that has nothing to do with the reason I have given up on everything.

47 min later 4007596 Anonymous
You know, dwelling on your problems and negative emotions is not going to make you feel better. Believe me, all it does is make you feel worse. The more you pity yourself, the more you are going to feel like shit.

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