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2012-10-07 07:03 4006859 Anonymous (picture_14.jpg 500x346 55kB)
I was riding the train home today and out of nowhere some old guy with really yellow teeth tells me I remind him of "a trained professional." What does this mean? Is it an insult? Compliment? I'm very confused. For reference, I am female and was wearing jeans and a north face sweater. Oh and general weird people on public transportation thread, I guess.

1 min later 4006867 Anonymous
>I was riding the train >"a trained professional." Puns.

1 min later 4006868 Anonymous
>trained >professional not sure how either are insults unless you look like a hooker lol

2 min later 4006877 Anonymous
You didn't go "Uh, what do you mean?"

4 min later 4006903 Anonymous
>>4006877 I said "uh, ok?" and ran off the train. I'd say I froze.

4 min later 4006905 Anonymous
Tits or gtfo cunt

6 min later 4006920 Anonymous
Ah, so it's you. You do, by the way. You've got the looks. We may see each other again sometime...

10 min later 4006952 Anonymous
>>4006920 Don't joke plox

19 min later 4007044 Anonymous
You should of just asked him what he meant. Weird people time. Two days ago on the train this guy(about 45 years old) was talking to this girl(~25). At first he was asking how to get to a certain stop,which turned out to be the last stop. After a while their conversation continued into exchanging pleasantries and he even jokingly asked her if she had a older sister that she could recommend for him. So far it would seem like he was a normal person but then he just casually mentioned that he knew Obama, Bush and Clinton personally since they came to his home country of Suriname to negotiate arms deals and he was in the army. Then he started hitting on the girl and told her if she gave him her number he would ask his mom from Suriname to wire money to her. He also invited her to McDonald's with him. The ultimate moment of weirdness came when he told her that he had a gun in his bag which he kept at all times because he used to be a cop/soldier and was paranoid. What made it especially crazy was how smoothly his personality transitioned from normal to wtf. yea weird.

24 min later 4007086 Anonymous
>be on crowded bus yesterday >milf infront of me grinds her ass against my dick >turns her head halfway and smiles >get out at my stop, walk around for half a mile with a semi not giving a shit

1 hours later 4007424 noko
wish i had some stories, the best i got is some odd and probably mentally handicapped guy wearing a sombrero, it was summer but still an odd sight in australia

1 hours later 4007457 Anonymous (hitman.jpg 1600x1200 269kB)
maybe youre one of these people, OP

1 hours later 4007580 Anonymous
Walking to car with friends. One bro says weird sweat pants guy is following us. We turn to look. He flips us off. I giggle/chuckle, flip him off. He does that masturbation motion. I go "WOOOAH" in excitement. We get in car and leave.

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