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2012-10-07 03:58 4005361 Anonymous (partyvan.png 601x391 265kB)
Have the police ever shown up at your door for the things you have said and done on 4chan? Are you ever afraid that they will?

1 min later 4005363 Anonymous
Did you mean to post this on /b/?

2 min later 4005372 Anonymous
I'm always a bit paranoid that I'd be contacted for something I did on 4chan. But I know that law enforcement has better shit to deal with.

3 min later 4005381 Anonymous
I have had the secret service show up at my door for making jokes about killing the president on another site, they knew from the moment I opened the door I wasn't a threat to anyone but I still lawyered up since you know fuck the police.

4 min later 4005390 Anonymous
4 years in the cubes for criticizing the government

4 min later 4005391 Anonymous
Nah They showed up on my door because my half-sister and her husband decided I molested their son during one of the times they dumped him on me to babysit I didn't, we played LittleBigPlanet and New Vegas which was probably unsuitable for him but the parents didn't mind

5 min later 4005400 Anonymous
I can imagine many underage people from this site have been visited for CP. Fuck in Arizona you can get 200 years in prison. I hope you guys are smarter than that.

5 min later 4005402 Anonymous
unless you post child porn or photos of bombs you've made to kill people with like that one kid no one cares, since those are actual crimes in and of themselves

6 min later 4005406 Anonymous
>>4005391 but someone did molest the kid right? seems weird they'd think that unless the kid was acting off

6 min later 4005408 Anonymous
>>4005381 >they knew from the moment I opened the door I wasn't a threat to anyone No one intelligent forms impressions like these based on appearance alone.

6 min later 4005410 Anonymous
>>4005400 you mean for posting pictures of themselves naked? I haven't seen very many obviously underage anons posting their own nudes

8 min later 4005422 Anonymous
A few years ago I took part in a raid on someone's facebook with a few anons, although it wasn't connected to /b/ or 4chan necessarily. The guy we raided took it pretty bad and we thought his family might take some sort of action. A few months later two police cruisers showed up at my house and I thought I was done. They ended up being there to talk to my brother, he climbed on the roof of the grocery store and they came to bitch at him. We live in a small town where nothing happens so this was a big fucking deal apparently. That scared me pretty bad nevertheless.

8 min later 4005423 Anonymous
A 4channer in my area recently got arrested for threatening to shoot up a school.

9 min later 4005434 Anonymous
>>4005408 Well that's what I'm assuming since I am a tiny little girl and they looked as if they relaxed when they first saw me.

10 min later 4005442 Anonymous
my boyfriend got baker-acted when he posted a thread on /b/ saying depressing things and without thinking posted a fucking picture of his cat with complete exif data

13 min later 4005461 Anonymous
>>4005406 I don't know. If they checked for physical evidence of a raped or had him psychologically evaluated to see if he was a rape victim I wasn't told the results. I don't think so though, I don't really want to get into details because it disgusts me but they were apparently acting a bit off in the bath tub one time which was what triggered the accusation. But the one I'm meant to have molested did something similar towards me the previous year in the living room of their house in full view of both his parents, so it's not anything they picked up from me.

16 min later 4005477 Anonymous
>>4005391 I remember you posted a thread about this a while back ago. I know I've read this before.

17 min later 4005484 Anonymous
>>4005434 hey bby u want sum fuk? i giv u gud fuk

20 min later 4005496 Anonymous
not really 4chan related, but a couple years ago when i was in HS some bitches told on me because i had an old as fuck map of the school with lines and shit on it and they thought it was a "plan" to go in and shoot up the school. I ended up getting called down to the office and got strip-searched, and had 3 cop cars in my driveway and had my room searched head to toe. those fuckers left my room a fucking mess. >didn't find any razorblades heavy cutter at the time >didn't find any of my weed gamecube expansion slots best spot ever >didn't find jack shit those pigs also took my katana. they were all like "oh yeah this could definitely hurt somebody". honestly the worst day ever. i actually did think about shooting up the school at one point or another, but never really actually thought about it to the point where i had a plan

20 min later 4005498 Anonymous
Well, the local cops where I live just got in their first gunfight in something like 25 years, so they're probably too busy to bother fucking around with random people at this moment.

22 min later 4005507 Anonymous
>>4005496 Did they have a warrant, or were your parents dumb shitbags?

22 min later 4005512 Anonymous
>>4005477 Yeah, that's right. A lot of people seemed to believe I'd done it. Which I find strange, because if I had I'd probably be gloating about getting one over on the police.

24 min later 4005520 Anonymous
>>4005507 They didn't, but my mom let them in. I actually had no idea they would show up. I was in my basement room because i went home early because of the situation, and little did i know the cops were right behind my mom driving me home. if i would have known cops were coming i would have told my mom to not let them in. tl;dr no warrent my mom let them in because she's an idiot. spent all day cleaning my room. before the sherrif left, he asked for my cell phone number. worst choice i ever made. for all i know they could have been (or still am) monitoring all of my texts.

25 min later 4005529 Anonymous
>>4005496 When I wrote down a bunch of guys' names they thought I was gay.

25 min later 4005531 Anonymous
>>4005496 what the actual fuck? this can't be true, you and your house were forcibly searched over some hearsay about a map you drew of the school?

26 min later 4005537 Anonymous
>>4005520 >given the police access to your own children. Your mom's either a massive cunt, or just simply very unintelligent.

28 min later 4005550 Anonymous
>>4005496 I hope you got an apology.

31 min later 4005570 Anonymous
>>4005550 I very much doubt they'd apologize unless lawyers got involved.

31 min later 4005578 Anonymous
>>4005531 It's true. >>4005537 My mom is an idiot and really didn't know that you could say "no" to the cops so she just let them in. she told me she was also curious on what was in my room because she was worried about me. fuck awful day i tell you hwat. they did find my acetone and pool shock, stuff i made to make chloroform with. used that to try and kill myself before. parents cried all night. i also came out to them about all of my problems and derpessions. started seeing a therapist weekly and getting 3 meds since. i needed it. still take 1 of the 3 meds today.

34 min later 4005608 Anonymous
>>4005550 lolno. i was so proud and/or amazed/happy that they didn't find anything in my room i actually happily shook each of the officer's and sheriff's hands with a firm handshake and smile. those guys didn't give any eyecontact and were all wet fish with the handshake. didn't even say goodbye back to me. didn't tip either

39 min later 4005650 Anonymous
I wish the F.B.I would ask me what do I know. I'd tell them about this drug ring that goes on. I talked to my local police officers and they just rolled their eyes at me and told me to have a nice day. inb4 some angry drug user gonna call me a snitch ass faggot and threaten me with violence or death.

47 min later 4005725 Anonymous
>>4005650 you're fuckin dead kiddo.

48 min later 4005729 Anonymous
>>4005650 Doing the Lord's work Bust them all. I would join you in your crusade if I could.

49 min later 4005735 Anonymous
>>4005725 I believe you meant "you're fucking dead snitch ass faggot."

51 min later 4005754 Anonymous
>>4005650 They aren't doing anything because they get a cut of the profits.

53 min later 4005765 Anonymous
>>4005608 Katana? Cutter? Chloroform? You're SO GAY HAHAHAH

1 hours later 4005820 Anonymous
>>4005410 speaking of that, I have a hypothetical scenario: > take naked pics of yourself when you are a child > grow up > as old person, fap to these pics would this get you arrested?

1 hours later 4005960 Anonymous
>>4005820 Nude pics are legal you idiot. You would have to be doing something sexual for it to be child prons in which case yes, you would be busted for possessing it.

1 hours later 4005981 Anonymous
>>4005960 yeah there was a dude who got prison time for saving a video of him and his 16 yr old gf having sex when they were teens for personal use

1 hours later 4005989 Anonymous
>>4005650 How do you know about it anyway? Is it a bunch of hoodlums hustling on the corner or is it more intricate than that? I'm generally curious.

1 hours later 4006041 Anonymous
Probably heard it before but: >be 17 >police barge in to seize laptops on 10 charges (I think 1 one them is child pornography and others is stalking, and cyberbullying) >tfw I encrypted one laptop to create the sense of mystery and skullduggery, when theres only innocent stuff on there >tfw I destroyed the recovery disk and forgot the password now >2 months later no charges have been laid >I don't know how I feel ask me any questions guys. I remained as calm as possible during the raid for computer hardware and during the interview

1 hours later 4006045 Anonymous
>>4005578 >Your parents actually worried about your depression. So jelly. I told mine and they didn't care. To this day they don't talk to me.

1 hours later 4006062 Anonymous
Kind of....I saw and saved a few images knowing what they were, I deleted them and looking back can't help but feel guity

1 hours later 4006068 Anonymous
>>4005423 Q-Quentin?

1 hours later 4006082 Anonymous
>>4006041 Did you access the CP on Tor or by less secure means?

1 hours later 4006087 Anonymous
>>4005423 how did that go down? did he just say "im going to fuck up my school tommorow?'

1 hours later 4006093 Anonymous
>>4006082 is tor not safe or something? I used it to look at drugs and stuff but never ordered any

1 hours later 4006111 Anonymous
>>4006082 Oh the child pornography charge was pathetic. You see I can't reveal anything on this website that may incriminate me but I *allegedly* set up a website hosted in Romania and I *allegedly* uploaded a picture of a dick ejaculating on a picture of my half sister. They *alleged* that I produced this image as well. My sister made a statement to the police, they got a warrant, took my laptops, interviewed me and that's all what has happened so far.

1 hours later 4006135 Anonymous
>>4006111 Oh I forgot to mention in Australia, this is illegal because the girl the picture was of was under 18. Apparently, it's still counted as CP because it's sexually 'suggesting' (picture of a dick, and a picture of my half sister in the foreground)

1 hours later 4006141 Anonymous
>>4006111 >jacking off on pics of half sister and putting them on net you're a poster boy for edgy retarded 4chan kids

1 hours later 4006148 Anonymous
>>4006141 The dick wasn't mine. I swear

1 hours later 4006154 Anonymous
>>4006148 Did they ask to make a comparison? We need a forensic dick expert!

1 hours later 4006172 Anonymous
>>4006154 >>4006154 I imagined if they wanted to I couldn't refuse. Mine is 8 inches, but you would imagine I had a small one considering how feminine I act in real life. However the one in the picture was almost 7 I estimate. They asked for fingerprints too because the a picture of the picture of the picture was *allegedly* sent to her home address.

1 hours later 4006243 Anonymous
>>4005400 Yeah. I live in Arizona. You can go to jail, and I shit you not, for "trolling". Like what the fuck.

1 hours later 4006246 Anonymous
>>4005461 Psychologist here. You can easily tell if a child was molested or not. A lot of time, mothers will coach their kids on what to say hoping that they discredit a fathers word. Once you start asking children things like, describe the small, what did you hear, anything that involves senses, you can start to find out they don't know. And the worst part is, when you find out that a mother was lying and even coaching her kids to lie, the "law" looks at it and goes, "Oh well, we caught her in the act, lol! No harm done." It's sick.

1 hours later 4006253 Anonymous (patrick-hudson-mug.jpg 600x333 20kB)
>>4006087 He was talking to some people on overclock.net about "wanting to go out with a bang. what better way to do it than ruining some kids lives?" or something like that. Only reason I know he goes on 4chan is because I saw him in a /soc/ Texas thread. Article: http://www.khou.com/news/crime/Katy-teen-arrested-after-posting-sinister-plan-in-chatroom-to-kill-sc hool-kids-in-shooting-rampage-172516261.html

2 hours later 4006334 Anonymous
>>4006246 Not the person you replied to but the guy pending charges for CP and other stuff... What's the psychology of the average ED admin? (Encyclopedia Dramatica).

2 hours later 4006406 Anonymous
>>4006253 >I'm a fat shit and my life sucks. >I should ruin the lives of other kids! It's their fault! He should really just kill himself. He contributes nothing to society. also /soc/? really?

2 hours later 4006691 Anonymous
>>4005650 Once upon a time the stoners at your high school went to blaze and didn't invite you and you became anti-weed.

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