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2012-10-07 03:43 4005230 Anonymous (blooooodd.png 440x214 193kB)
ITT PSYCHOPATHS YOU HAVE KNOWN >Dating a girl when I lived in Oregon >She's Bisexual, Bipolar and hardcore Feminist >When I'm over at her place she always serves an unfamiliar meat as dinner and says it's cooked cat >I don't believe her >She says "Do you want to see me kill a cat?" >Say "sure" >Find out she has been kidnapping stray cats off the street and slaughters them and prepares them as dinner >Once she makes me watch and masturbate as she kills a cat, then tears its entrails out and eats them raw >She also goes around neighborhoods during times when no one is home removing mail from different peoples' mailboxes and then setting it on fire >She has me join in several times Who are some psychopaths you have known, /r9k/?

1 min later 4005242 Anonymous
that's called being eccentric, retard

2 min later 4005249 Anonymous
>>4005230 I thought bisexual feminist types were pro animal rights

2 min later 4005254 Anonymous
>>4005249 Not everyone is 100 percent of a stereotype.

7 min later 4005292 Anonymous
Reminds me of how I used to vandalize mailboxes similarly when I was thirtteen. I would switch out the letters from one mailbox with letters from another mailbox, and sometimes I would bludgeon the mailboxes with a baseball bat to the point where the postman could no longer put letters in them. Also threw oranges through neighbors' windows while they were away. Was never caught at any of it. Fun times.

8 min later 4005307 Anonymous
DON'T TELL HER HOW TO EXPRESS HER SEXUALITY SHE'S A WOMAN AND IT'S HER BODY

8 min later 4005313 Anonymous (1343922874964.gif 400x225 1013kB)
>>4005230 >Not breaking up with her instantly >Not calling the police If that fails >Not killing the bitch seriously, what the fuck.

11 min later 4005331 Anonymous
Where can I meet a woman like this OP? You just described my dream.

13 min later 4005354 Anonymous
>middle school >first day, decided to try and make new friends >next thing i know she tells me shes a fairy >next thing i know she's masturbating while she thinks i'm asleep at her house to some weird voodoo doll shit of this boy in our class >next thing i know she shows me yaoi of yu gi oh characters she drew >next thing i know shes trying to cut me in her backyard with a box cutter because i somehow hurt her fairy friends fuck this shit

14 min later 4005357 Anonymous
>ITT: Everyone confuses a little messed up with psychopathic. Also, anyone else hate those teens who watch Dexter and Vampire Diares and pretend like "they think they're crazy" and whatever, because they want to be crazy and think it's cool?

16 min later 4005364 Anonymous
>>4005254 But my crush is that stereotype, and a cat lover to boot. I really dont see how one can be a feminist and not have compassion for animals (especially cats, which female bisexuals and feminists typically have as pets).

16 min later 4005365 Anonymous
>>4005354 That sounds really fucking cool actually. I want a friend like that.

16 min later 4005367 Anonymous
>>4005365 have fun getting cut then.

17 min later 4005374 Anonymous
>>4005364 Did you miss the mentally ill part?

18 min later 4005380 Anonymous
>>4005364 Because technically feminism is about WOMEN, not about ANIMALS. Nobody has to care about human people and animals at the same time, dumbass.

18 min later 4005384 Anonymous
>>4005374 Liberal and progressive types tend to describe themselves as crazy and perverted, so I bet my crush thinks she is that way too.

20 min later 4005403 Anonymous
I knew a psychopath, she was also depressed Horribly self-destructive and a blogger A perfect storm of bad shit methinks

21 min later 4005404 Anonymous
>>4005367 Cutting is my fetish.

21 min later 4005407 Anonymous
>>4005380 Progressive ideologies base themselves on ideas of compassion for all sentient creatures, not just humans. And feminists tend to be cat lovers too.

22 min later 4005414 Anonymous
>>4005403 >blogger did she have a tumblr?

24 min later 4005433 Anonymous
My girlfriend is bipolar and the sexy kind of crazy, your girl sounds like something I would not touch with a 10' dick. Let's hope she never develops a taste for boyfriend or dick.

25 min later 4005439 Anonymous
Did you eat the cat meat?

26 min later 4005447 Anonymous
>>4005357 Except the girl in OP's story sounds fairly psychopathic if she's torturing animals and making OP masturbate to it.

30 min later 4005473 Anonymous
report her to the police before she moves onto humans for fuck sake

32 min later 4005479 Anonymous
>>4005473 >implying being a carnivore and hunting/killing animals is the first step to becoming a cannibal Yeah and jacking off to porn is the first step to being a serial rapist

34 min later 4005491 Anonymous
>>4005479 she's clearly motivated by sexual sadism and killing peoples pets and burning their mail is illegal

38 min later 4005515 Anonymous (Looking Smug There Punks.jpg 750x750 157kB)
>Meet girl with catgirl clothes, fake tail, fake ears. Pretty sure she wears a wig. >Claims she's a fairy. >wat >comes into my store while I'm working the register >Sits under the counter, gives my "Magical Mushroom" a good suck. >Semen refuels her magic or some shit >Best sex of my life >Find out she's hard into drugs >find out she helps out at the library at my school. >She ends up getting clean, goes on to making her own theme park. >MFW we keep dating

42 min later 4005544 Anonymous
>meet girl at parking garage, slim asian, wore flower decoration on hair, lots of clothing >walk together to the same apartment complex >she tells me she'll be done with her friends at 11pm, I should join her after work >wait for.her at bridge connecting garage >she gets there early too >we go to her car and drive a few blocks down to another garage >she changes clothes and give me some black rags to wear over my clothes >we grab bats and start beating up homeless people I only played along because my inner jock took over and I wanted to impress her. I didnt want to do it again so I got drunk the next week, called her, and told her I love and wanted to marry her. We havent spoken since.

45 min later 4005564 Anonymous
>>4005544 That's pretty fucking awesome actually. That's not the kind of friendship you should have sabotaged.

45 min later 4005566 Anonymous (FAIRIES.jpg 539x465 103kB)
>>4005515 10/10 would waifu Better than pregnancy end by a mile

45 min later 4005568 Anonymous
>>4005331 Enjoy dying in agony

46 min later 4005575 Anonymous
>>4005242 >that's called being eccentric, retard You certainly have a high tolerance for insanity. I can't tell if this is a good thing or not

46 min later 4005579 Anonymous
tl;dr >/r9k/ fantasy time.

48 min later 4005592 Anonymous
>>4005365 if you actually had any experience with fuck-ups like this you wouldn't want to have anything to do with them.

49 min later 4005610 Anonymous
>>4005479 Killing neighbourhood pets isn't the same thing as hunting wildlife.

50 min later 4005620 Anonymous
My older brother was borderline psychopathic. My childhood was constant fear. It was a huge relief when he eventually drank himself to death.

51 min later 4005625 Anonymous
>Once she makes me watch and masturbate as she kills a cat, then tears its entrails out and eats them raw >She has me join in several times I know you're a psychopath OP, does that count?

51 min later 4005632 Anonymous
>>4005544 Commit suicide.

55 min later 4005656 Anonymous
>girl is certified insane, sectioned twice >is also genuine millionaire >pours beer on me >cleans it up 20 dollar note >all of my marry me

56 min later 4005673 Anonymous
>>4005656 >cleans it up 20 dollar note Did she the whole thing?

57 min later 4005679 NotFredster
>Be on highschool >belong to a group of popular girls >"the queen" is a girl who always attack unpopulars >girl has a hobby to crush boys balls >she invite thems to her house >they believe she is really interested in them >make them strip >she takes photos >she threatens to make posters and put them in school >there are some who resist, she she threatens to call police and say he tried to rape her >she crush the balls of the boy using kicks and blunt objects

59 min later 4005692 Anonymous
>>4005679 >Nobody killed her What a pussy-ass high school you went to! Unless you're just leaving out that part of the story of course. >inb4 someone says that would have been illegal. NOPE

1 hours later 4005701 Anonymous
>be 17 >be have crazy xgf thats 19 >be join the army >be fucking her all the time at the mall parking lot >generally for a few hours, no lie >we'd fuck in the back of her car (she had a big SUV) >be put it in her butt >mfw she gave me lots of bjs >and would kiss and "make out" with my dick after sex and talk to him like "oh wow that was amazing! i love you ..." shit was cray >be leaving for army >she be telling me she love me etc etc basically be normal from here >get to AIT >she be masterbating for me all the time >be go home on long weekends >be fucking the whole weekend >when i went back she wouldn't talk to me for a few weeks >be then telling me she pregnant >first time she did it i kinda freaked a little (not to her, but just in general) >she does this 3-4 times >"cheats" on me, (plea for attention i doubt she did it) >stop talking to her >well maybe fuck her a couple times but hit it and leave >be fast forward life >be going to Afghanistan >she be telling me she loves me >be dafaq >be in love with my gf of that time >be get murried to her >crazy xgf tell me "WHAT THE FUCK YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO WAIT FOR ME AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MARRIED TO YOU, AND NOW YOU'RE MARRIED TO SOME FUCKING TRASHY BITCH" >be lol in her face I know this isn't crazy fucked up shit like the others but she was crazy all the same.

1 hours later 4005711 Anonymous
>>4005566 Fuck yes it is. So much better.

1 hours later 4005712 Anonymous
>>4005701 Are you blk? I read this entire post in a blk kid's voice.

1 hours later 4005736 Anonymous
>>4005712 nope I am not black :/ I sir am a white man

3 hours later 4006889 Anonymous
>Be 12 >Neighbors move in >Forced to go with mom to welcome them >Woman in her late 30s with a jocky alpha brosef boyfriend and her son emo faggot named Nathan >"Anon go play with Nathan" >Go into his room >It's full of heads of goats and sheep >About to say something until he goes around and puts a blade to my neck >Tells me I'm the reason he's so miserable HURFDURF >Call for someone to help >His mom comes in and pulls me away >Tells me and mom to run back home >While we run we hear shit being kicked down and screaming as if satan taking a shit >Cop cars and a ambulance drive into their driveway >Woman got stabbed on her side and kid got sent off to a mental hospital for 20 years

11 hours later 4010162 Anonymous
What cool stories. I doubt any of them are true.

15 hours later 4012190 Anonymous
>muscular bi-sexual biker chick >pyromaniac who used to set fire to peoples cars >been professionally diagnosed with Anti-Social Personality Disorder >obsessed with serial killers and only thing stopping her from being one is she knows shes not smart enough to get away with it >fucking hates prostitutes and wants to murder them >told me she wishes she was a man so she could be a rapist >made her 13 year old daughter spread her pussy for her to see if she was a virgin or not >writes erotic murder stories about a gender ambiguous serial killer she masturbates to >used to be a satanist and claims to have ritually sacrificed dogs to the devil

15 hours later 4012234 Anonymous
>>4005515 is that the plot of some anime?

16 hours later 4012312 Anonymous
>>4005544 Pulling a Ted Mosby I see. That was Legend-wait for ti-dary.

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