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2014-03-18 02:27 11003815 Anonymous (feel.png 516x384 88kB)
Most QT Shygirls have been double penetrated at least once. That cute one you thought just had to be a virgin? Yep, double penetrated, then her face came upon by both dicks.

3 min later 11003829 Anonymous
Then find an uggo shy girl instead.

5 min later 11003838 Anonymous
>>11003829 this. p-p-please

11 min later 11003874 Anonymous
>>11003838 >implying ugly girls dont fuck more dudes than most pretty girls >implying chad doesnt use them when he doesnt hook a basic bitch

13 min later 11003885 Anonymous
>>11003874 I know some don't fuck anyone I know

18 min later 11003917 Anonymous (1395140989399.gif 500x333 505kB)
>>11003815 They've done a lot more than just that. >tfw that shy qt has deepthroated chad's 11" cock

25 min later 11003953 Anonymous
>tfw that cute artsy girl you know would rather lick chads dirty asshole than hold your hand and cuddle with you

28 min later 11003980 Anonymous
Instead of resenting Chad, what about becoming him? Stop fantasizing about shitty romances and start fucking bitches, like you want deep down.

35 min later 11004026 Anonymous
This entire board: >I watch a lot of porn and think real life is just like it

38 min later 11004042 Anonymous
>>11003980 >"Just be urself :^)" Fuck off normalscum, we can never join you

40 min later 11004063 Anonymous
>>11004042 >>"Just be urself :^)" I say the opposite actually, stop being the pussy you are and become yourself a Chad Thundercock.

41 min later 11004074 Anonymous
You fucks do realise that MOST women don't do this shit outside of porn, right? And the few that do usually only do so due to long term boyfriends nagging at them to do it because they saw it in a porn and thought it was hot. How many of you would honestly have thought of spunking on a woman's face without the internet or people telling you it's something that people actually do?

51 min later 11004130 Cy-bro-g (1345250029_Good-guy-greg.png 553x550 339kB)
Alright gents, reality check time. R9K can really distort your view of the world, ok. And the claim this thread is making? Total bullshit. Bit of background: I've got a part time job for a sorority. I know a lot of qts. Vast majority: One or two relationships, where they might not have even had sex. Hell, there's more than a few who've confided in me (dunno why, been told I'm a good listener) that they're virgins and afraid they're unattractive. And these are women who could be described as Stacey Thundercunt. So your average shygirl qt? Much less likely. Sure there's exceptions, and every group has that one person who been ridden by everything with a pulse, but that's not normal. So that QT? Probably safe, go ask her out. You'll all make it, guys.

53 min later 11004144 Anonymous
>>11003815 Stop with the porn anon.Do you really believe every woman has had threesomes and orgies with wild sex.

54 min later 11004151 Anonymous
>>11004026 And most "femanons"/tourists from tumblreddit/seagulls (tourists from /cgl/) think "this is what men are really like" after trolling this board for 2-3 months. I've had quite a few discussions with "femanons" who've started coming to r9k who don't even realize that Craigthreads are just one autistic samefag posting multiple threads about "used goods" every single day. Goes both ways.

55 min later 11004154 Anonymous
>Falls for Jessica thunderclit >She brake my hart :'( This is what you get for ignoring girls like me faggots.

56 min later 11004157 Coyote
I've been considering responding to some ads on craigslist's mw4m. I've always wanted to DP/gangbang a girl but never wanted to sully any of the ones I knew. There are also a lot of straight up cuckold ads in my area seeking studs to fuck other guy's girlfriends/wives while the guy watches. I really want to try that but I worry that I might get attacked by the dude while balls deep in his slut.

58 min later 11004172 Anonymous
>>11004154 Fucking this. Then the real, "good guys" get with us, after being ignored by you. Feels good.

59 min later 11004177 Anonymous
>>11004172 >Implying they aren't just desperate for pussy

59 min later 11004178 Anonymous
Im starting to think /r9k/ is just one massive conspiracy to keep the beta men down. I mean, how else would you keep the least productive and dysfunctional members of society down, through simple and cheap means of course. They have bots pumping out these >tfw threads that honestly have no real world backing or make any sense, but because most here haven't had the experiences needed to differentiate between the bullshit on the net and the bullshit of real life (one of these is massively exaggerated, guess which one) they recede into themselves and their feels and perpetuate the cycle of self hate and loathing, which then turns into self pity, and all of a sudden... YOU ARE THE BOT YOU ARE PART OF THIS MACHINE YOU ARE THE MACHINE THAT KEEPS THIS HORRIBLE CYCLE ROLLING WITHOUT YOUR INPUT THE MACHINE WOULD CEASE TO OPERATE Basically, what im saying here is 'The Matrix' Nothing more.

1 hours later 11004190 Anonymous
>>11004172 where do i find these "real good guys" ;_;

1 hours later 11004198 Anonymous
>>11004130 Your personal anecdote means shit, faggot.

1 hours later 11004201 Anonymous
>>11004177 Does not matter. At least we are noticed now, married, boyfriend/girlfriend. I won't hurt my good guy. Guys who choose sluttys girl deserve to get hurt.

1 hours later 11004221 Anonymous
>>11004190 They are kinda hard to find. :/ You have to ignore the m'lady type and just try to find a generally nice person.

1 hours later 11004233 toostupidtotrip
>>11004063 Part of being Chad Thundercock is having the thundercock, a good few here have smaller than average cock, thus making any transition to Chad Thundercock utterly impossible.

1 hours later 11004237 Anonymous
>>11004178 It's more like...it's amazing to come here and realise there are thousands of other guys who know the truth about female nature, to read their greentext rejection\cheating stories and to commiserate and realise that you're not entirely alone. But then r9k can also serve as a sort of trap of bitterness, self-pity, and resentment towards women You can't have the first without the latter to some degree... but we really could have more threads on self-improvement and helping one another.

1 hours later 11004247 Anonymous
I get it OP, this life is not cool, this life is not fun.

1 hours later 11004249 Anonymous
>>11004130 >Bit of background: I've got a part time job for a sorority. I know a lot of qts. Vast majority: One or two relationships, where they might not have even had sex. Hell, there's more than a few who've confided in me (dunno why, been told I'm a good listener) that they're virgins and afraid they're unattractive. And these are women who could be described as Stacey Thundercunt. Ahahahhaha oh god this betafaggot actually believes women when they talk about the sex they have. Newsflash: they don't tell shit to tripfagging beta bitches.

1 hours later 11004277 Anonymous
>>11004249 This. I used to keylog girls. These were girls in middle and upper-middle class Australia going to private schools much of the time. NONE were virgins by the time they left school, some of these girls had slept with 20+ guys by the time they left highschool!! Now, there ARE a very small number of girls who keep their numbers low - the problem is, you can't even trust them to tell the truth. You need to get over your perceptual bias, just because you don't see what these girls get up to, doesn't mean they don't get up to shit. As far as I'm concerned, a broken hymen is the only true proof you've score a virgin, and without that it's a guessing game for how many guys she's had.

1 hours later 11004295 Anonymous
>>11003815 >That cute one you thought just had to be a virgin? People think this? Any highschool or older girl i see i assume has been dicked at least once in her life. Not that i care, my only problem is that i want a turn of her sweet, delicious hole.

1 hours later 11004308 Anonymous
The worst part about these craig threads is that there's an unpleasant racial undercurrent to them. After the whole "cum on face" spiel, it's implied that it's the "western" women i.e. white women that are all whores. When a picture accompanies it, it's always a white woman without fail. These threads are more often accompanied by a sister thread praising asians, arabs or some other non-western race. Even traps sometimes. You don't think all women are whores. You think all WHITE women are whores (which most of the time is completely untrue). Looking at these craig threads only cement that idea further.

1 hours later 11004322 Anonymous
>>11004308 No one cares about non-whites on this board, go on reddit or some shit if you want to talk about your jungle fever, you pervert.

1 hours later 11004323 Anonymous
>>11004308 >You think all WHITE women are whores And you don't? Lol

1 hours later 11004376 Anonymous
>>11004308 I'm pretty sure /r9k/ thinks women of all races and ethnicities are whores.

1 hours later 11004384 Anonymous
>>11004376 This. The only exception being that certain cultures reign in female whorishness through the fear of eternal hellfire and so on.

1 hours later 11004526 Anonymous (US female total partner count 2006-2008.png 1295x378 71kB)
>>11004130 If you're dealing with 18 year olds, etc. this would be reasonably accurate.

1 hours later 11004531 Anonymous (US female virginity and 1 yr partner rates by age 2006-2008.png 1295x438 88kB)
>>11004526 More specific data on virginity rates.

1 hours later 11004540 Anonymous
>>11004526 >>11004531 >women don't lie ever >women don't ever use mental gymnastics to keep their numbers down i.e. hurr durr I didn't like it doesn't count, it's anal it doesn't count Fuck off and kill yourself white knight cunt

2 hours later 11004557 Anonymous (US male total partner count 2006-2008.png 1286x378 72kB)
>>11004540 If that's true, men would be prone to exaggeration, but men's data is similar.

2 hours later 11004562 Anonymous (US male virginity and 1yr partner rates by age 2006-2008.png 1291x438 87kB)
>>11004557 Male virginity rate data.

2 hours later 11004563 Anonymous
>>11004376 >>11004384 Not in these threads. They condemn white women in particular. Craig is a racist. There's no denying it.

2 hours later 11004664 Anonymous
>>11003815 Yeah, no poop. What else is new?

3 hours later 11004982 Anonymous
>>11004563 >all men who dont want to date used goods marked with another man's seed are autistic crags epic. just epic

4 hours later 11005473 Anonymous
>>11004130 Go ask the guys in the fraternities how "pure" these women actually are, and you'd realize how full of shit these girls are. The insecurity part is very true though

6 hours later 11006577 Anonymous
>>11004130 >Girls know to fish for attention from this beta

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