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2014-03-18 12:39 11003268 Anonymous (AA8Yjh.jpg 385x512 51kB)
Let's do a little thought experiment: Imagine you are born in a world where food is purely a luxury item and most people just take a tasteless, pleasureless nutrient injection once a day instead of eating except on special occasions. Some people, the extremely unlucky ones, never get a bite to eat in their whole lives. Imagine that you are one of these foodless virgins who can only fantasize about what it must feel like to bite into a nice piece of chicken or savour a nice bar of chocolate. But it's not enough that you are denied this pleasure, that would be bad enough. Say it becomes fashionable for people with food to wave it around all over the place, You can't even walk down the street without a nice pair of plump, luscious burgers bouncing up and down scarcely concealed. Every time you someone bending over on the bus you glance over to get a nice eyeful of their cheese or their bacon. But it gets worse. If you so much as glance at this food, something you want so badly but can never have, even just out of the corner of your eye. Even for one second. You are a fucking creep. A loser virgin piece of shit worthy of derision and scorn. How would you feel?

1 min later 11003277 Anonymous
>>11003268 I would immediately start lifting to get /fit/ Thereby earning a right to some cheese and bacon burgers.

1 min later 11003278 Anonymous
Not too bad, you can't get fat, become diabetic, or ruin your teeth. Overall you'd be much better of in the long run.

5 min later 11003294 Anonymous
>>11003278 Maybe so, but your life would still be an unending misery.

11 min later 11003321 Anonymous (1334809133261[2].jpg 300x301 75kB)
>>11003268 >How would you feel? I would realize that I would not need food to survive and that getting food is much, MUCH more trouble than it's worth. I'd grow to detest food, start actively sabotaging food supplies and facepalm whenever someone asks me why I hate food because food is a human being just like me.

14 min later 11003330 Anonymous
I'd probably kill myself. Which I'm going to do pretty soon. I'm not all sucidal, but it seems inevitable. I get the joke OP, is my point. It'd be funny if it weren't so harsh.

16 min later 11003339 Anonymous
>that feel when no food

16 min later 11003343 Anonymous
>>11003268 I'd probably attack a person with food and take it by force.

16 min later 11003344 Anonymous
Nutrient injections seems really efficient, why haven't we done this yet?

16 min later 11003346 Anonymous
>>11003277 Imagine 50% of all people need to work hard to get this and the other half are given it for free while also claiming they're oppressed and have a harder life because they aren't expected to work

18 min later 11003361 Anonymous
>>11003268 I see what you're saying, but not having something you can't afford isn't the same as not being able to have a relationship/sex. Not having a relationship makes you assume there's flaws in your looks or personality or whatever the case may be, not having a luxury item simply means you don't have the money.

19 min later 11003364 toostupidtotrip
>>11003344 Because of the money fast food, grocery stores, etc would lose.

19 min later 11003365 Anonymous
>>11003268 >this analogy It would work better if food was something every person with a little of worth needed to have.

20 min later 11003371 Anonymous
>>11003294 >Unending misery >stemming from not eating I would be living the anorexic dream.

22 min later 11003379 Anonymous
Meanwhile, those other people are busy thinking "Why is this loser staring at my burgers so much when he could just work harder and earn food just like any other luxury item?" Analogy doesn't work. Also you're a pathetic faggot.

23 min later 11003381 Anonymous
>>11003361 Some might say that being poor could be a general indicator of some kind of personality flaw. Not in every case and not solely and of course lots of people are rich through no achievements of their own but likewise some people who are genuinely attractive go through dry spells and some people who are fucking losers have good luck with women. It makes me think we need a movement, some kind of sexual equivalent of socialism.

32 min later 11003427 Anonymous
>>11003346 Hmm. Sounds familiar.

41 min later 11003473 Anonymous
>>11003268 But using your analogy, there would be millions and millions of pictures of food on the internet. In fact, if you were willing to pay, a professional chef would cook you your favorite dish just for you on a webcam. (cam whores) Otherwise, you could find dozens and dozens of videos and pictures of that dish being made all over the internet. You could even go to special clubs where you could smell the food, and if you were willing to pay a small amount, have a table set for you and hold the utensils and touch the food. The only thing you wouldn't be allowed to do, is put the food in your mouth. (stripclubs) Yeah, it would be rude for people to rub their food in your face, but there are dozens of ways to get food and you have no one else to blame but yourself.

42 min later 11003480 Anonymous
>>11003427 Yeah, sounds like when first world governments give aid to third world countries despite the fact that third world countries have shown again and again that the only thing they do with all the money is have more babies so they need more money next time.

43 min later 11003487 Anonymous
>>11003381 >some kind of sexual equivalent of socialism. Except people don't need sex to live. We need food and shelter, which is what Socialism aims to give everyone. For fuck's sake, people have been finding ways to fuck each other for millenia, it isn't nearly as difficult as you're making it out to be.

49 min later 11003519 Anonymous (quarianwoman.png 733x829 821kB)
>>11003268 >Imagine you are born in a world where food is purely a luxury item and most people just take a tasteless, pleasureless nutrient injection once a day instead of eating except on special occasions. Some people, the extremely unlucky ones, never get a bite to eat in their whole lives. So imagine I'm a quarian?

51 min later 11003530 Anonymous
This is like the dumbest analogy I've ever read. Congratulations.

56 min later 11003546 Anonymous
>>11003530 >no argument >just call it dumb

1 hours later 11003599 Anonymous
>>11003546 >no argument >just uses arrows

1 hours later 11003611 Anonymous
>>11003268 A world without delicious food isn't a world worth living in

1 hours later 11003833 Anonymous
>>11003473 But if you take advantage of any of those services on offer you're a disgusting sleazebag with a tiny tongue who can't get food any other way.

2 hours later 11004014 Anonymous
>>11003487 Spoken like a true normalfag. Why do you hate people who's lives are less happy than your own? Isn't enough that you have what I want? Do you really have to taunt me as well?

2 hours later 11004052 Anonymous
From what I can gather, Op is sexually attracted to food

2 hours later 11004078 Anonymous
>>11003268 Sounds amazing. Food is a waste of time and only comes with complexity (dishes, grocery shopping, cooking). I'd love a fully-nutritious meal paste that simplifies life for me. I'd never pick up a fork again, even if I had the chance.

2 hours later 11004140 Anonymous
Did none of you watch that one Seinfeld episode? Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.

2 hours later 11004146 Anonymous (0920.png 536x400 283kB)
>You can't even walk down the street without a nice pair of plump, luscious burgers bouncing up and down scarcely concealed. Every time you someone bending over on the bus you glance over to get a nice eyeful of their cheese or their bacon.

2 hours later 11004150 Anonymous
>>11004140 What does that have to do with what we're talking about? This is a thread discussing food. Head over to /ck/ if you want to discuss breasts.

2 hours later 11004182 Anonymous
>Nutrient injection Like taking a single shot and never needing to eat? With no hunger? That sounds like the tits, never need to worry about leaving my computer for food or having to clean pots or dishes again.

3 hours later 11004251 Anonymous
>>11004182 So does fapping make you cool with not having sex? Does watching TV make you cool with never talking to people?

3 hours later 11004286 Anonymous
>>11003268 Sounds like from Vonnegut : http://exerciseishard.wordpress.com /2011/03/01/vonnegut/

3 hours later 11004346 Anonymous (no sex just masturbate.png 592x139 7kB)
>>11004251 I'm not him, but I'm getting that way. 90% of my calories come from relatively disgusting/tasteless shakes I make. I don't really care about eating. I eat maybe 300-400 calories a day for pleasure. That's all. As for sex, I'm a virgin, but my interest in actually having sex has been progressively dropping as I see no reason to really pursue it, except so I can say I did.

3 hours later 11004356 Anonymous
>>11003268 >How would you feel? Like you were an autistic faggot who could probably get laid like everyone else if you stopped thinking about this kind of shit and went outside for 5 minutes.

3 hours later 11004367 Anonymous
>>11004346 Same goes for friends. I interact with people at work all day. I don't really need friends. I wouldn't really have anything I'd want to do with them anyway. I can watch movies on my own. I go to the gym on my own. I don't want to go to restaurants. I don't really drink alcohol. The only reason I'd go to a bar would be to pick up girls, which as I said I don't really care about at this point. I'm getting comfy in this lifestyle.

3 hours later 11004400 Anonymous
>>11003268 I don't know.How would i know?

3 hours later 11004445 Anonymous
>>11003268 >tasteless, pleasureless nutrient injection Sign me the fuck up. Frees up countless hours spent preparing food and washing dishes, and I can use that time on crafts that last longer then a thirty minute meal. What you're forgetting is that food is a valuable commodity. Without it, you literally will drop dead. >>11003487 This guy gets it. Don't be pasty and sweaty. Walk into a bar. A girl will look at you. You talk to her. You lie about living in your mom's basement and all the other pathetic aspects of your life, or you just talk about things that interest you. If you can't find some interest to share with some girls, that's completely fine. But if you can't share any of your interests with any girls, that could be indicative that maybe it's time to stop with the animu and kpop and read a goddamn book. In all likelihood, you're probably just trying to cover the fact that you choked your chicken right out of commission.

3 hours later 11004519 Anonymous
>>11004251 I'm a chronic masturbating shut-in, and it's fucking great. I could've slaved my ass off on some bullshit task that has no real application anywhere else in the universe for fat paychecks. I could've gone to college, bust my ass and get a degree and put it on my wall, do the same job for a $50k+ salary. But all throughout my life, I chose the path of masturbating, playing videogames until I got bored, and masturbating again. And it's been fucking incredible. I laugh in my quiet moments because I see the grand scope. So many people working away their entire lives. Some of them do it because they need to. Others do it because they've been told they need to. Me, I dropped out of the entire fucking system from a young age and I am amazed that nobody has caught on to the massive pile of bullshit that is my lazy-assed existence.

3 hours later 11004577 Anonymous
>>11004519 Seriously, we've circumvented the mechanism by which men are supposed to better themselves the second we got high-resolution pornography. Tits and ass were supposed to be these wonders women would keep from us, now we can pick and choose which one we want to see get reamed by a beer-can dick, and cum to that shit. Vaginas were supposed to be like the end of Stanley Kubrick's 2001 a space Odyssey. Shit was weird but you'd've known you'd reach some wonderful finish line. Now if you want you can line that shit up on google image search and pick and choose, compare before you buy! The vagina has depreciated in value! That's why it's all traps and waifus now. We have pulled back the curtain, only to find meat curtains!

3 hours later 11004637 Anonymous
>>11004519 >>11004577 I am honestly jealous of you guys. I fucking hate living like this.

4 hours later 11004659 Anonymous
>>11004577 >circumvented the mechanism by which men are supposed to better themselves the second we got high-resolution pornography I agree as well. I'm not a NEET because I like accomplishing things and making money and succeeding in life. But I agree high res pornography makes a more than adequate substitute for sex. I really don't care about fucking girls. It's not worth the time it takes to be bothered with it. I can come home from work, watch a ridiculously hot video on my 46" TV screen, lie on my couch and jerk off, then get back to my life. It doesn't get easier than that.

4 hours later 11004711 Anonymous (1394905493241.jpg 450x676 60kB)
So essentially you are love-shy men who fear what others think and let that override your capability to act. Nothing is stopping you from asking someone out. You worry that a girl will call you a creep. You lose all confidence. You assign those "worthy" enough to have a girlfriend to have some trait, whether it is money or looks. Little thought experiment: You are walking down the street and a bum starts pestering you. He smells and looks awful. He won't leave you alone. Would you prefer that over a nice looking person bumping into you and sparking up a conversation? I'm not trying to say robots are bums, just life is all about angles. People want partners based on looks etc. They might talk about romance and love but fundamentally it is a biological process. You are punishing others for their biological process. Essentially you are paralyzed by your anxiety. So you seek out polls and surveys, you look at society and see your interpretation of the world everywhere. And then you say that YOU are the only person with noble pursuits, who wants a partner based on some grand idealism you have as opposed to what others want. Other people have a different interpretation of the world too you know. I mean, wouldn't you love a "qt 3.14 loner introvert gf"? We do like different things. Things are more subjective than you think, just you fill your mind with your interpretation then seek out the evidence and decide that it is the objective truth of the world. And yet, other people seem to get by alright. Even those without 10/10 looks or shit loads of money. Why is that? I know some robots have serious mental or physical conditions that take there toll. The majority of robots though? You have a dodgy world interpretation that can be change.

4 hours later 11004720 Anonymous (1390842181826.png 1232x1079 83kB)
>luxury item and most people just take Most people are having sex actually. Being on here skews with your perspective and having sex =/= banging five nights a week but most people have sex throughout their life. Pic related.

4 hours later 11004729 Anonymous
0/10 Shit metaphor OP.

4 hours later 11004733 Anonymous
>>11004711 >asking someone out Why would anyone even want to do that? Seriously, someone explain to me why. What a boring and pointless way to spend an evening (assuming they even show up).

4 hours later 11004747 Anonymous
>>11004733 >assuming they even show up Story time?

4 hours later 11004759 Anonymous
>>11004747 No story. Just saying, girls have a notoriously high flake rate. I've never been flaked on because I've only gone out with girls a few times and they clearly really liked me. I only did it because I thought I was supposed to. Honestly I didn't really get much out of it. I just never called either back because I felt like I had better things to do. I don't get the point of dating at all at this stage in my life.

4 hours later 11004765 Anonymous
>>11004733 Ask someone out. Enjoy someone's company. Have a laugh. Talk about something interesting. Learn something new. Fool around or foster a relationship. Have a deep conversation about science or have a shallow conversation about reality TV. Smile and feel happy. Enjoy some nice food with someone or see a movie or both. It should, in theory, be simple. And yet increasingly people place so much anxiety on this process. What if they don't like me, what if it is awkward or we have nothing to talk about! Dating is a process by which to know someone. In this day and age relationships do occasionally get shallow when people mistake lust for love. But it is genuinely nice to ask someone out and go out with them. If they don't turn up? They weren't right for you. No biggy. Conversation is dry? Well maybe break the ice? That doesn't work? No biggy. You didn't click. It is meant to be a relaxing thing. Why is it now filled with anxiety?

4 hours later 11004784 Anonymous
>>11004637 Doesn't mean I don't. I was suicidal for a very long time (feel free to put that noun in quotes). Spend more time bettering yourself. Workout, read some goddamn literature, take some free online courses at MIT. I know I'm lucky as Hell, because I'm pretty good looking, so whenever I even try to make contact with the opposite sex, they're stumbling all over themselves to be interested in what I have to say. You can turn your weakness into a strength if you want. You never had your brain wired for the academic existence. You never had to memorize useless information until your brain craps out. You're an adult now so you can pick and choose the information you want to learn, based on what interests you. In turn you can develop your own theories about reality, which means you'll have things to talk about with people. That last bit is extremely important in society for the average shut-in. The more intelligence you can feign the more people will respect you without your having to be normal. I don't know why I typed all that shit. If you don't want to live like that, change.

4 hours later 11004792 Anonymous
>>11003278 Enjoy your ruined kidneys, though.

4 hours later 11004797 Anonymous
>>11004765 >Ask someone out. Enjoy someone's company. Have a laugh. Talk about something interesting. Learn something new. Fool around or foster a relationship. Have a deep conversation about science or have a shallow conversation about reality TV. Smile and feel happy. Enjoy some nice food with someone or see a movie or both. Sounds like a horrible waste of time. If I want to talk about science, I can be pretty much guaranteed she won't be able to keep up with me and will have nothing to contribute except a blank stare that says "wow you're smart". I don't want to talk about reality TV. I feel happy already. I don't really like food. I don't watch movies very often. If I want to learn something, I'll do it more efficiently at home using the Internet and dedication/time. It's not about anxiety. I'm just saying I don't get where the appeal comes from.

4 hours later 11004813 Anonymous
Though very flawed, I'm screencapping this for future use, OP.

4 hours later 11004818 Anonymous
>>11004797 So you know more about science than absolutely every female on Earth?

4 hours later 11004824 Anonymous (sadfrog.jpg 500x474 40kB)
>tfw no delicious food to eat

4 hours later 11004835 Anonymous
>>11004818 No but I have >8 years of post high school education. Certainly I know more than most. And to be frank, I don't really want to talk science very often. It's just work for me. I enjoy it, but if I want to be stimulated in that respect, I read, because that's where I'll get more knowledge I'm seeking - not from conversing with some girl I met on OkC/POF.

4 hours later 11004851 Anonymous
>>11004835 I don't necessarily disagree with you but I have to ask this question. What are you doing here? If you don't want to talk to people and don't enjoy conversation why come to one of the biggest forums on the internet?

4 hours later 11004853 Anonymous
>>11004797 >Sounds like a horrible waste of time. If I want to talk about science, I can be pretty much guaranteed she won't be able to keep up with me and will have nothing to contribute except a blank stare that says "wow you're smart". I don't want to talk about reality TV. Hence why you find someone who is into your interests or open to learning about them. >I feel happy already. I don't really like food. I don't watch movies very often. If you're content on your own and aren't ready or don't want a relationship then that is fair enough. >If I want to learn something, I'll do it more efficiently at home using the Internet and dedication/time. Sometimes people teach you things or open you up to things you would never had seen or thought of. >I'm just saying I don't get where the appeal comes from. Well I wouldn't call it necessarily appealing to all, it is more a process to get to know someone better. Too many people nowadays suffer from Middle School Syndrome where they go, "I like you!" "I like you too!" Without dating, how would you get to know someone? A date isn't just going out for food or a movie. I just used the cliche examples. It is doing anything from sitting in together and watching a movie or any sort of activity you want together. Most people nowadays just skip over this process and end up in awful relationships that don't last. Your posts don't seem to express a confusion about the appeal for dating. You seem to dislike company as a whole. If you don't like talking to people about interests and learning from them then that is fair enough, your choice. But you do know people can offer things? They can teach you things as well. You can't learn everything just on your own with the Internet and no direction.

4 hours later 11004895 Anonymous
add to your story: you want the food so badly but you refuse to lift a finger to get it and expect it to walk up and drop into your lap, you also complain constantly about how the "top 5%" of people get to eat the food when in reality everyone around you is eating

4 hours later 11004923 Anonymous
>>11003371 >tfw eating disorder It would be heaven for me

4 hours later 11004928 Anonymous
>>11003346 Wait, is food women, or is food sex?

4 hours later 11004930 Anonymous
>>11004853 >Without dating, how would you get to know someone? I guess that's the fundamental point of it - I don't really want to get to know anyone. I'm pretty fucking good at it. I'm a natural at building rapport, asking good questions, and making people feel comfortable etc. I've done it my whole life, and I'm starting to realize I only do it at this stage because I feel like it's expected of me. 95%+ of people I meet are boring as fuck to me. The rest aren't more interesting than what I could be doing with my time otherwise after more than an hour or two. >You seem to dislike company as a whole I guess sort of. I would say more accurately people have become boring to me. Although I suppose it's narcissistic, I feel like I have almost universally more to offer other people than they have to offer me. The only exception to that would be sex, where I know I have comparatively little to offer (small dick, low drive, not pretty), but again, I just don't really care that much about sex so it doesn't bother me either way.

4 hours later 11004946 Anonymous
>>11004711 >So essentially you are love-shy men who fear what others think and let that override your capability to act. yep

4 hours later 11004992 Anonymous
>>11004928 Women ARE sex.

5 hours later 11005040 Anonymous
>>11003268 Your analogy is shit because you need food to survive and people think that everyone should try decadent food at some point in life; If you tell people you've ever been to [fancy restaurant] or had [exotic meal] they'd just pity you or at best treat you to lunch. You should have used something else, like a car. Most people have cars, expect you to have a car, and often look down on you if you don't have a means of transportation. You look like an immature bum who never grew up without one and a regular person if you do have one. Just like virginity, there's an age limit: It's cool if you don't have one in your teens, but as you approach your 20's it starts being less understandable. Your analogy is garbage. also, the only reason I know I don't trust virgins is because they're too insecure and will likely cling to you to the point of obsession. Inversely, they will get their confidence up so high that they start to look at you as the person holding them back from fulfilling their sex life with new people. Maybe if you were more well-rounded, you wouldn't have this problem, you fucking virgin.

5 hours later 11005109 Anonymous
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/a rchive/2012/10/study-people-who-wai t-to-have-sex-are-less-dissatisfied -in-marriage-faggot/263766/

5 hours later 11005120 Anonymous
>>11005040 You need sex to survive. Involuntary celibacy is linked to a wide range of various mental health issues any one of which increases your risk of suicide by several orders of magnitude. Even if you don't kill yourself it can still affect your physical health both directly and through various other possible impacts on your behaviour (alcoholism, pointless risk-taking etc). Also you sound like a terrible person.

5 hours later 11005294 Anonymous
>>11005120 Mental health be damned. If you want to kill yourself over no gf, then that's you. I for one feel pretty content when I have food shelter water and a means of entertainment. We all get lonely, but if I'm thinking of suicide, then I'm not equipped for relationships or sex. You don't need it to survive, you need to address your mental health issues to survive.

5 hours later 11005378 Anonymous
>>11005294 That's just a stupid way to look at things. Some people go to warzones and see their friends killed in front of them and are absolutely fine afterwards. That doesn't mean PTSD isn't a thing.

6 hours later 11005423 Anonymous
>>11005378 I'm sure the staving nearly dead children would love sex instead of food/water and shelter...... for fuck sakes sex is amazing and all but come the fuck on

6 hours later 11005439 Anonymous
>>11005423 Are you fucking retarded? There is a proven link between involuntary celibacy and mental health problems. What your basically saying is "hurr durr mental health doesn't real".

6 hours later 11005449 Anonymous
>>11005439 no gtfo if someone is that depressed because of sex.... there is usually some other metal issue at effects them

6 hours later 11005481 Anonymous
>>11005449 >Fuck ill people

6 hours later 11005560 Anonymous
>>11005378 >equating involuntary celibacy with PTSD for watching your friends get blown limb for limb. alright buddy, I think you've had enough >>11005439 I'm not even that person, and I'm not saying that mental health isn't real, but fuck man. If you have depression or something, having a girlfriend will not cure that, because she isn't a meat puppet to make you happy. What about when she's on her period and snaps at you? What about when some heavy shit goes down in her life and she wants to be left alone? You're telling me that you, the anon ready to blow your brains out because of lack of sex can handle another person with emotions and feelings that don't go away because you want them to? Fuck out of here.

6 hours later 11005604 Anonymous
OP, I think you give food too much control of your life.

6 hours later 11005703 Anonymous
>>11005560 Can you read? I didn't say having a girlfriend cures depression. Winning the lottery doesn't cure cancer but there is a proven link between poverty and poor health. Likewise there is a proven link between lack of sex and poor health. Jesus fucking christ this place is retarded.

6 hours later 11005893 Anonymous
>>11005703 Jesus fucking christ this place is retarded. >tfw finally figure out what the /r/ makes in r9k

7 hours later 11006137 Anonymous
>>11004928 I think the food is bulging cleavage, tight asses and long legs.

8 hours later 11006635 Anonymous
I just went to the shop, passed a hot girl at the bus stop, remembered this thread and started laughing to myself. She probably thought I was a fucking freak.

8 hours later 11006957 Anonymous
>>11006635 >She probably thought I was a fucking freak. She probably didn't even really notice you. Who cares anyway?

8 hours later 11006990 Anonymous
>>11006957 I care. I couldn't take my eyes off her beautiful burgers, the top of her salad was poking out.

8 hours later 11007004 Anonymous (1391565031704.png 325x273 64kB)
>>11003268 >How would you feel? I would stop crying myself into the fucking victim role and getting addicted to selfpity. And you know what I would do then? I would fucking start to improve my life, to push myself out of the comfort zone, and getting on top of my shit. There is no one to blame. Not society, not the girls, not chad. You, and only you are to blame. Because it's in your might to change things, you simply lack willpowe and are lazy. Only you are to blame.

8 hours later 11007024 Anonymous
>>11006990 You have no self control. It must suck to have such a high sex drive. It's nice not having much of one. I don't have to be a slave to the vaginal jew. I just live my life and don't really care. If I see a hot girl, I just look at her and then move on with my day no different.

8 hours later 11007091 Anonymous
>>11007024 Even if she has really nice cheese? You genuinely just don't give a fuck? That's enviable if true. I sometimes wish I could purge myself of desire .

8 hours later 11007127 Anonymous
>>11007091 >You genuinely just don't give a fuck? That's enviable if true. I do care, as in I mildly "hnggggg" but then it's not that big of a deal. I go on with my business. I just jerk off a few times a week and that takes care of it. If I was one of those guys with so high a drive I jerked off five times a day I probably would have killed myself by now. Low-moderate sex drive is a blessing for a robot.

8 hours later 11007192 Anonymous
>>11007127 I literally cannot even begin to imagine how I would fill my time if I did not spend so much of my life lusting after delectable females. I'm jealous to be honest.

9 hours later 11007207 Anonymous
>>11007192 >how I would fill my time Work, gym, playing instruments, watch TV/movies, read, post on /r9k/. I keep busy enough. I wouldn't have much room for a woman even if she wanted me.

9 hours later 11007224 Anonymous
Nice post OP, I giggled Going to start referring to tits as burgers now, thanks

9 hours later 11007247 Anonymous
>tfw taking three protein injections a day for maximum gains

9 hours later 11007265 Anonymous (1391284155692.png 640x400 272kB)
>>a nice pair of plump, luscious burgers bouncing up and down scarcely concealed What did my sides ever do to you?

9 hours later 11007355 Anonymous
Does something like this exist? If so, is it expensive?

9 hours later 11007397 Anonymous
Not needing food would make me so happy, seriously.

9 hours later 11007457 Anonymous
>>11007207 Keep fighting the good fight brother. Hopefully one day I'll be strong enough to follow your example.

9 hours later 11007529 Anonymous
>mfw reading this thread made he hungry as fuck

9 hours later 11007686 Anonymous
>>11007004 >my life is great so other people whose lives are not as good as mine are lazy pieces of shit

9 hours later 11007819 Anonymous
>>11003364 >Nutrient injections seems really efficient, why haven't we done this yet? >Because of the money fast food, grocery stores, etc would lose. Yes, and also because the human body is complex machinery evolved to consume actual food of substance. A vitamin isolated in pill form doesn't work as well, some vitamins barely absorb at all, your body is meant to handle complex organic material, a lot of it. Living long term outside of a hospital bed on an injection of micro-nutrients is sci-fi nonsense.

9 hours later 11007831 Anonymous
Except a relationship is not a luxury item.

9 hours later 11007884 Anonymous
>>11003381 >It makes me think we need a movement, some kind of sexual equivalent of socialism. please shut up. i never get laid either. but there are always escorts, we should just legalize that. you can't have the government forcing women to have sex with you that would be fully evil

10 hours later 11007900 Anonymous
>>11003833 >But if you take advantage of any of those services on offer you're a disgusting sleazebag with a tiny tongue who can't get food any other way. you were already all those things before you took advantage of those services. nothing changes, just don't tell anyone if you're worried about it

10 hours later 11007913 Anonymous
>>11003268 That would be awesome because no food would mean no fatties and I fucking hate fatties

10 hours later 11007962 Anonymous
>>11003294 >getting depressed and suicidal because you can't eat a hamburger every now and then seriously dude that's the worst analogy I've ever seen just stop

10 hours later 11007990 Anonymous
>>11003346 A well done steak and good beer taste better after a hard day of work

10 hours later 11008013 Anonymous
>>11007884 >please shut up. i'm poor too. but there are always charities, we should just legalize that. you can't the government forcing rich people to give you money that would be fully evil

10 hours later 11008036 Anonymous
>>11007686 I had probably a shittier life than 80% of people here. The differece is, I stopped wallowing in self pity, getting into that victim role. I stepped out of it and I DID something about it faggot

10 hours later 11008053 Anonymous
>>11004853 >find someone who is into your interests very few women actually have anything beyond vague interests. they're generally casuals. exceptions exist, but they can be difficult to pick out from a crowd

10 hours later 11008055 Anonymous
>>11007990 Are you saying you would turn down free steak and beer? Or feel sorry for those who got steak and beer for free?

10 hours later 11008089 Anonymous
>>11004930 ah, so you pump up your ego where you can to compensate for your sexual insecurities. just be careful you don't pump it too much, it sounds like you may have just a little bit

10 hours later 11008106 Anonymous
Tfw no one showing off their cheese on the bus...

10 hours later 11008108 Anonymous
women are now food for op.

10 hours later 11008120 Anonymous
>>11008108 I have a sneaking suspicion he likes to fuck himself in the ass with bananas and pour cooking oil over his mantits.

10 hours later 11008151 Anonymous
>>11008013 >the government forcing women to have sex is no different then taxes only on r9k

10 hours later 11008153 Anonymous
>>11008089 >just be careful you don't pump it too much, it sounds like you may have just a little bit I've always had the same sized ego. Even before I was old enough to want sex. My confidence has always been above average. It's not a matter of compensating for anything. It's just who I am.

10 hours later 11008182 Anonymous
>>11003268 >How would you feel? I think I feel like my sides are splitting from laughter and the fact that you're trying to compare food to sexuality.

10 hours later 11008187 Anonymous
>>11008151 >forcing someone to go down a pit and breathe in toxic gases and lose their limbs in accidents is better than a girl getting a cock in her

10 hours later 11008200 Anonymous
>>11007884 >but there are always escorts, we should just legalize that. This. If people WANT to sell their bodies, they should be allowed to. And because they'll bring a lot of money, the gov't should subsidize their regular STD checkups.

10 hours later 11008215 Anonymous
I'd be bitter, naturally. But thankful that at least I have sex three times a day.

10 hours later 11008219 Anonymous
>>11003268 ahahahahahahaha oh fuck hahahahahahahaha >>11008182 this hoping there were at least 50 other posts in this thread reflecting our sentiments >>11008151 the funny thing is when derrida did something like this he wasn't even serious, it was a modest proposal sort of deal went full retard OP

10 hours later 11008221 Anonymous
>>11008187 All I'm saying is that having the government force women to have sex against their will is fucking evil, it's immoral, it's wrong. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

10 hours later 11008231 Anonymous
>>11008219 >the funny thing is when derrida did something like this he wasn't even serious Really? It was hard to tell.

10 hours later 11008247 Anonymous
>>11008221 All I'm saying is that having the government force anyone to do do anything against their will is fucking evil, it's immoral, it's wrong. If you think one gender deserves more protection than the other you are sexist. If you think certain soul-crushing endeavors are off-limits but others aren't then you're just a cunt.

10 hours later 11008252 Anonymous
>>11008219 >the funny thing is when derrida did something like this he wasn't even serious, it was a modest proposal sort of deal Who the fuck is derrida? He modestly proposed the government intervene in your lack of sex life by forcing women to copulate with you? There's a modest way to propose government enforced rape sessions? Methinks derrida is delusional

10 hours later 11008253 Anonymous
>>11008221 >All I'm saying is that having the government force women to have sex against their will is fucking evil, it's immoral, it's wrong Exactly this. Forcing ANYONE to share bodily bits with another is wrong. That applies to forced organ donation (not post-death either-- I'm talking about a kidney), forced blood transfusions, forced bone marrow donations, or forced sex. There is something sacred about the fact that your body is your boundary: no person, no corporation, no institution, should be allowed to forcibly breach and redistribute it while you live.

10 hours later 11008266 Anonymous (ayn-rand-wtl_big.jpg 300x393 11kB)
>>11008219 >the funny thing is when derrida did something like this he wasn't even serious, it was a modest proposal sort of deal The real funny thing is that you're willing to acknowledge the absurdity and monstrosity of the proposition, but unwilling to use the reasoning where it's inconvenient.

10 hours later 11008276 Anonymous
>>11008253 What about your labor? It's the product of your body. Why is it fair to cross that line? Why is that okay?

10 hours later 11008279 Anonymous
>>11008252 >Who the fuck is derrida? He was a tripfag some three years ago or so, who talked about forcing women to marry men by a certain age, forced pregnancy, all men get a wife and are entitled to sex, etc. It was some pretty twisted stuff, too. All for "the greater good" (i.e: men getting sexual satisfaction at the expense of womens' autonomy).

10 hours later 11008291 Anonymous
>>11008013 The government forcing the rich to give to the poor is evil. It basically creates a cycle where hard work is punished.

10 hours later 11008294 Anonymous
>>11008200 >This. If people WANT to sell their bodies, they should be allowed to. And because they'll bring a lot of money, the gov't should subsidize their regular STD checkups. The great Vaginal Jew would never allow this. Doing so would take away too much of her power over men. The Vaginal Jew thrives on scarcity.

10 hours later 11008302 Anonymous
>>11008276 >What about your labor? Forced labor is generally wrong, but if you've committed a crime, then it's a way to pay reparations back to the community you wronged. You lose nothing but time and energy (the latter being temporary), and it should NOT be dangerous (as in, toxic environment). It's wrong when the person winds up injured or crippled or with a ticking timebomb inside them. It's not wrong in the circumstances I outlined as being appropriate.

10 hours later 11008303 Anonymous
>>11003268 what if I just wanted to cuddle with my burger and not eat it? >tfw no qt3.14 burger to cuddle with

10 hours later 11008309 Anonymous
>>11008279 >It was some pretty twisted stuff, too. All for "the greater good" (i.e: men getting sexual satisfaction at the expense of womens' autonomy). This is ridiculous solely because women are basically useless. Could I decline a state mandated female companion in exchange for something else like money?

10 hours later 11008312 Anonymous
>>11008294 >The great Vaginal Jew would never allow this. I am a member of the great Vaginal Jew, and I think it would be a great idea. Men who want relationships will still seek them. Men who don't were not relationship material to begin with, and will spend less time whining about not getting laid. And we get their money. Win-win!

10 hours later 11008320 Anonymous
>>11008247 I don't think complete anarchy is compatible with advanced civilization. Feel free to prove me wrong. When the government forces a man against his will into jail for stabbing people, then that's a good thing. Sometimes people can't just be allowed to do whatever the fuck they want. There's a social contract.

10 hours later 11008325 Anonymous
>>11008309 >Could I decline a state mandated female companion in exchange for something else like money? According to Derrida, no, because it was your duty to breed and assist in populating the earth.

10 hours later 11008343 Anonymous
>>11008320 >There's a social contract. This. And there are consequences for breaking the social contract. "Being female" does not constitute a break, nor does denying sex to another qualify either, and thus does not constitute having your autonomy removed.

10 hours later 11008358 Anonymous
>>11008252 a modest proposal as in the satirical essay by that irish dude during the potato famine when all the irish were starving and the dude suggested many methods to cook babies so that the rest of the world could see how serious the famine was

10 hours later 11008368 Anonymous
>>11008325 >it was your duty to breed Now that's definitely going too far. There are no pros to this arrangement.

10 hours later 11008369 Anonymous
>>11008252 >Methinks derrida is delusional He was, anon. He was.

10 hours later 11008382 Anonymous
>>11008368 >There are no pros to this arrangement. No. It was a miserable proposal that only slightly benefited men, and only men who would never have sex and obsessed over it. Everyone else would want to slit their throats.

10 hours later 11008389 Anonymous
>>11008358 >methods to cook babies I like them scrambled in utero. Call me edgy. Do it faggots.

10 hours later 11008406 Anonymous
>>11008382 >It was a miserable proposal that only slightly benefited men, and only men who would never have sex and obsessed over it. Everyone else would want to slit their throats. It would also slightly benefit me just because I could laugh at all the women being miserable at no longer being in Chad's harem. Lulz would be endless.

10 hours later 11008408 Anonymous
>>11008343 Social contract is more about giving up your freedom to infringe on the freedom of others. It's not a justification for the government to enforce rape. Your right to sex only exists so far is it doesn't infringe upon someone elses right not to have sex with you.

10 hours later 11008419 Anonymous
>>11008368 Only because of overpopulation. Prior to that this would have made perfect sense. As would treating women like special snowflakes. Neither make sense now but it's funny how you only get angry about one but not the other.

10 hours later 11008427 Anonymous
>>11008406 >at no longer being in Chad's harem But there would be some lucky women who would end up with Chad, who would have no choice but to be with them. >>11008408 >Your right to sex only exists so far is it doesn't infringe upon someone elses right not to have sex with you. I wholeheartedly agree. I'm simply saying that breaking the social contract does have consequences, which usually involves some kind of reparation to the community. I'm simply saying sex does not qualify for that reparation, even though I DO believe in reparation.

10 hours later 11008448 Anonymous
>>11008419 >funny how you only get angry about one but not the other. I'm not following. "One" was about being required to breed. What's the other? >>11008427 >there would be some lucky women who would end up with Chad, who would have no choice but to be with them Who cares? I doubt he would care too much or truly suffer over it in any entertaining way. The true lulz would be the womens' reactions to their endless sea of "subpar" mates.

10 hours later 11008455 Anonymous
This entire thread and no one's made a "Thirsty Nigga" joke? Because if this were the case... I'd be a thirsty-ass nigga j/k doe, sex isn't comparable to food since sex isn't a basic need. If you don't eat, you will suffer actual serious medical problems, even if you are otherwise nourished. If you never tittyfuck someone, though, you're not exactly gonna get dehydrated. It's also not like other things that you (should) have a right to to ensure a minimum quality of life, like education or government transparency or whatever. There's not much of a reason to make sex a human right. >>11003344 Like I said, constantly having an empty stomach is bad for you. If you're in a coma or something, though, you can get nutrient-rich saline put right in your blood! Yeah!! Also, there's already "Meal Replacements" that aren't quite autoinjectors full of all your daily needs, but you can easily buy Boost, Ensure or Slim-Fast and it's basically the same thing. It's like a quarter to half of your daily needs in a bottle of liquid that tastes like chalky chocolate milk. They're not half bad.

10 hours later 11008474 Anonymous
>>11008455 >quarter to half of your daily needs Dude those things are like 250 cals max. It's only 1/4 to 1/2 of your daily needs if you're a 10 year old child or anorexic waif. I'd have to drink 10-12 a day. I've done it when I was unwell. They also have a lot of sugar in them which is bad for your teeth.

10 hours later 11008490 Anonymous
>>11008474 >2500 cals a day You must be fat.

10 hours later 11008500 Anonymous
>>11008490 I'm 5'8'' and 140 pounds. How many cals do you need a day? Less than 2200-2500 and I lose weight rapidly.

10 hours later 11008502 Anonymous
>>11008490 Are you kidding? 2500 cals a day is normal for a dude.

10 hours later 11008551 Anonymous
>>11008455 Did you even read the thread? The whole premise is based on a hypothetical situation where humans don't need food to live.

10 hours later 11008555 Anonymous
>>11008474 Nah, they've got more than that. They're low in calories, but they have huge amounts of vitamins and minerals. >>11008500 I think it's like 1800 if you're sedentary.

10 hours later 11008588 Anonymous (boost nutrition-orig-choc.gif 423x1122 77kB)
>>11008555 Trust me I drank a lot of this shit before. Pic related. 240 cals for a boost, and the equivalent of 7 teaspoons of sugar in each bottle. You don't want to live on this stuff. It's not healthy at all. >1800 If I ate 1800 a day I'd be aushcwitz mode in a few months max.

10 hours later 11008590 Anonymous
>>11008455 maslow's hierarchy of needs places sex among the basic foundation for human survival and well-being, right alongside breathing, sleeping, and eating. in other words, it would be very hard, if not impossible, for one to achieve true self-actualization without sex (in one form or another, i suppose. so escorts still arent out of the question).

10 hours later 11008599 Anonymous
>>11008588 Top three ingredients: >1) Water >2) Sugar >3) Corn syrup Shit's toxic.

10 hours later 11008614 Anonymous
>>11008590 >maslow's hierarchy There's where you're going wrong. Maslow was a full of shit redditor before there was a reddit. He'd probably also have a tumblr. None of his nonsense was remotely science based, nor is it considered valid contemporary psychological theory.

11 hours later 11008630 Anonymous
>>11008599 Humans are toxic beings who breathe a corrosive gas and need to drink 2 litres per day of a powerful solvent just to live.

11 hours later 11008650 Anonymous
>>11003268 Regarding tits as food you can't have does make you sound like a sex hungry creep. It feels as if you're one step away from rationalizing rape.

11 hours later 11008654 Anonymous
>>11008630 >Humans are toxic beings who breathe a corrosive gas and need to drink 2 litres per day of a powerful solvent just to live. Cool story bro.

11 hours later 11008660 Anonymous
>>11008588 i drink uh mousse for breakfast an ensure for dizzert somebody order pancakes i just sip the sizzurp that right there could drive a sane man bizzerk that right there

11 hours later 11008678 Anonymous
>>11008650 >It feels as if you're one step away from rationalizing rape Better lock up your vagina. OP's coming for you. >>11008660 I'm sorry I don't speak nigger.

11 hours later 11008695 Anonymous
>>11008650 >If I replace a couple of words with other words that don't mean anything close to what was originally said it makes it sound bad therefore the original sentence was bad >>11008654 >I dropped out of elementary school

11 hours later 11008705 Anonymous
>>11008695 >>I dropped out of elementary school Why? Just because I liked your story? I said it was cool and called you bro.

11 hours later 11008731 Anonymous
>>11008590 Maslow isn't based on any kind of scientific method, and he himself rescinded it almost immediately in great confusion as to why no one challenged it. it's 100% horseshit.

11 hours later 11008770 Anonymous
>>11008502 No it's not. 2200 calories a day is average for a normal male between the ages of of 18 and 25. 2500 would be an active male, like if you went mountain biking everyday.

11 hours later 11008776 Anonymous
>>11008630 HUMANITY~ FUCK YEAH

11 hours later 11008784 Anonymous
>>11008695 No. OP is basically treating leering at boobs as if some kind of limited resource only reserved for an elite few as if it's not replaceable or easy to obtain through the right channels. OP is a creep who just wants to openly stare at tits.

11 hours later 11008816 Anonymous
>>11008695 Huh? Even if you kept it as just food, all you're doing is illustrating pointless jealousy (since even in the OP example, the hungry people are still being fed, just not with anything delicious, basically making it akin to a child throwing a tantrum because "Why can't I eat cake every day!? Jimmy's mom lets him eat cake!!") That you're moving it from something necessary to life (food) to a luxury (fucking) just makes it worse.

11 hours later 11008855 Anonymous
>>11008770 Are you anorexic or just poorly educated? An 18-year-old should be eating more like 3000 calories unless he's handicapped or extremely short. Also stop pretending 18 and 25 are the same thing, I know because you turned 18 last week you picture yourself as being a fully grown adult but you aren't.

11 hours later 11008939 Anonymous
>>11008650 >people who disagree with me are rapists

11 hours later 11009069 Anonymous
>>11008939 If you disagree that sex is not a human right, then yes. Yes you are. You are a rapist. Well, a wannabe-rapist anyway.

11 hours later 11009138 Anonymous
>>11008855 >The fact that quadruple dubs was wasted on you is a crying shame. Only an extremely active male should be eating anywhere near 3000 calories a day. And you were right about 18 and 25, I looked it up and a man should eat the same between 19 and 30. I'm sorry you're an Amerifat that was brainwashed into thinking that the massive amount of calories you shove down your gullet is anywhere normal.

11 hours later 11009175 Anonymous
>>11008784 >OP is a creep Chadwhore detected.

11 hours later 11009237 Anonymous
>>11009175 Perhaps loveshy.com would be more your speed? You sound like one of those ~Incels~ who demands government-subsidized HB10s and shit

11 hours later 11009282 Anonymous
>>11009237 I don't demand anything. I'm borderline asexual so I don't need women. You're all basically as meaningful to me as the homeless bum on a street corner.

11 hours later 11009305 Anonymous
food is pretty necessary for survival man. also are you seriously advocating rape?

12 hours later 11009362 Anonymous
I just realised that this is, yet another thread, objectifying women by comparing them to meat/food/luxuries. How would you feel if a really fat, ugly chick asked you out, and then you said no, and then she went off on one about how all men reject her and she's lonely and all her girlfriends are talking about their boyfriends so she should be entitled enough to have a man like you date her? Seriously, all this board ever talks about is >tfw and how entitled women are, but to be honest, this kind of thinking is what's significantly entitled, especially in comparison to a woman thinking she's too pretty to date someone.

12 hours later 11009446 Anonymous
>>11009282 You sound totally level-headed and not bitter at all! If you'll excuse me, I have dragon dildos to enjoy. Instead of you. Because you are awful.

12 hours later 11009461 Anonymous
>>11009362 they've gone their entire lives without ever being hugged or touched by another person let alone sex and love. this has actually caused them to begin losing their minds. they are dying inside and you can't expect a lot of rational behavior out of that. these men are rotting inside their own minds

12 hours later 11009507 Anonymous
>>11009175 Yes, only women who sleep with the nebulous idea of a person that is "Chad" would be offended by the idea of being forced to have sex with people like OP.

12 hours later 11009517 Anonymous
>>11009282 >You're all basically as meaningful to me as the homeless bum on a street corner. so you're sitting here shitting on bums--people who more or less live on handouts--and defending people who want sexual handouts lol?

12 hours later 11009574 Anonymous
>>11008551 Nutrition =/= food. Climax could be compared to nutrition while sexual intimacy could be compared to food in this scenario. >>11008590 >>11008614 >>11008731 All of you are missing the point. He's wrong even if Maslow's chart is watertight. It places sexual release alongside sleep, evacuation, nutrition, etc. Not sexual intimacy. Just sexual release. You'll get sexual release in your sleep if you go long enough without it. It's like waiting to long to piss or shit. It will just happen eventually unless you have some condition physically preventing you. >>11008939 Yeah, it's more like being a rape encourager. Though that's not any better than being a rapist.

12 hours later 11009580 Anonymous
>>11009461 I've never had sex and I don't advocate legalizing rape. I just masturbate frequently. I think these people have worse problems than >tfw no gf

12 hours later 11009604 Anonymous
>>11009517 Well I at least empathize with the guys who want sexual handouts. There was a time I wanted sex too before what little sex drive I had dried up. >>11009446 Thanks. For what it's worth, I agree with your choice, and I'm not offended by it at all (srs).

12 hours later 11009634 Anonymous
>>11009574 >Climax could be compared to nutrition while sexual intimacy could be compared to food in this scenario. Exactly, and climax can be achieved by yourself. Climax is where all the tangible health benefits come from, too. Whether it's with someone else, man or woman, doesn't really matter except for your own personal taste, much like the difference between huffing cake and eating porridge. >>11009604 So... You support sexual handouts, but not monetary ones? You'd rather people starve in a snowy street than go without cumming bareback in a bimbo's snatch? I'd rather a warm bed and and a loaf of bread to a pussy or cock any day.

12 hours later 11009646 Anonymous
>>11009634 >You'd rather people starve in a snowy street than go without cumming bareback in a bimbo's snatch? No one starves in my country homeless. Also, the idea of cumming bareback in a bimbo's snatch is personally repugnant to me.

12 hours later 11009649 Anonymous
You people are forgetting that food is another living, thinking person.

12 hours later 11009748 Anonymous
>>11009649 No, in this case food is women.

12 hours later 11009872 Anonymous
>>11009604 >blatantly admitting you're arguing based on your personal feelings idk why you're even here still

12 hours later 11009896 Anonymous
>>11009872 >>blatantly admitting you're arguing based on your personal feelings >idk why you're even here still All matters of public policy come down to personal feelings and values in the end.

16 hours later 11012321 Anonymous
>>11009634 actually climax from masturbation is very different from climax from sex >>After orgasm from sexual intercourse, the increase in blood prolactin (a hormone released after orgasm) levels is 400 per cent higher in both sexes compared with after orgasm from masturbation. The hormone prolactin makes us feel satiated by countering the effect of dopamine, which is released during sexual arousal. >>The researchers measured blood prolactin levels in male and female volunteers who watched erotic films before engaging in masturbation or sexual intercourse to orgasm in the laboratory. http://psychcentral.com/blog/archiv es/2006/02/24/orgasms-best-in-sex-v s-masturbation/

17 hours later 11012801 Anonymous
>>11004720 >most people are having sex >im not having sex darn i feel worse now

19 hours later 11014028 Anonymous
>>11009896 That sounds ridiculous but is actually true when I think about it.

20 hours later 11014222 Anonymous
>>11012321 >make a post that cites evidence for claims >everyone ignores it

21 hours later 11014718 Anonymous
My sister got lettuce implants and turned into a massive whore.

29 hours later 11017467 Anonymous
>>11012801 I would be willing to have sex with you anon.

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