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2013-03-12 03:36 9009989 Anonymous (calvin the brony.png 1904x3600 556kB)
Has anyone posted this here yet? It has to be one of the most horrid brony encounter stories I've seen.

11 min later 9010325 Anonymous
>>9009989 Oh god what the fuck

19 min later 9010575 Anonymous
I CAN'T BELIEVE I READ ALL THAT. WHY COULDN'T I STOP

28 min later 9010830 Anonymous
Oh god, I just threw up... Part of me hopes that was a real story and not made up so my vomit is justified

42 min later 9011211 Anonymous
So, let me get this straight He fapped to his asleep sister onto a Rainbow Dash toy and then cleaned causing brown smudges?

55 min later 9011577 Your Friendly Neighborhood Anon (MotherOfGod.gif 500x273 1065kB)
Oh god, why, oh god, just, oh god. How does on, oh god

1 hours later 9011844 Anonymous (1358303496439.png 477x322 376kB)
>>9009989 Jesus H. Christ, WHAT IN FLYING THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

1 hours later 9011884 Anonymous
$10 bucks says that "rodent" was bits of his fucking sister.

1 hours later 9011995 Anonymous (Ovation.gif 360x150 510kB)
>>9009989 10/10 Great story!

1 hours later 9012018 Anonymous (scared.png 267x357 198kB)
shit man, damn

1 hours later 9012142 MXleo1
Just read it What the fuck

1 hours later 9012229 Anonymous
Why couldn't I stop reading? My god I would have bolted from the place at first opportunity and claimed a sick relative or something...

1 hours later 9012346 Anonymous
OH god my mind At least I got dubs

1 hours later 9012382 Anonymous (Doctor's appointment.jpg 706x654 179kB)
hooooo boy

1 hours later 9012392 Anonymous (130535083574-ive_seen_some_shit.png 926x1518 688kB)
This is beyond scary What the fuck, how did he have the balls to ever see him again

1 hours later 9012399 Snowlily
>>9012346 >Dubs

1 hours later 9012456 Anonymous
>>9012399 /thread

1 hours later 9012521 Snowlily
>>9012456 >012345 Not bad

1 hours later 9012538 Anonymous
>>9012521 >3

1 hours later 9012608 B I R (go on.jpg 675x791 78kB)
>>9009989 Couldn't stop reading, OP. That's a nice story, I hope it is truth.

1 hours later 9012710 Anonymous (1356905336504.png 900x882 131kB)
Holy fuck

1 hours later 9013148 Anonymous (1362416524194.jpg 900x867 93kB)
>>9009989

1 hours later 9013158 Anonymous (Raidou.jpg 241x230 18kB)
Well... um. That was... unexpected. I'm here expecting he's a sister fucker and came on pics of her (which, from the look of it, was one half of the equation). Then the rodent part kicked in. Needless to say, I don't feel so bad now for putting some Bic whiteout on a live rat's right eye while he's stuck on a gluetrap and making it face a white wall.

2 hours later 9013348 Anonymous (1362960309660.jpg 320x240 20kB)
>>9009989 JESUS CHRIST!

2 hours later 9013427 Anonymous (1359843780326.png 284x312 102kB)
>>9009989

2 hours later 9013523 Anonymous
>>9011884 This. I really do not think it was a rodent, going by the story. The way to story was going, I was thinking he'd find bits of skull and hair in the box, but who knows. Perhaps the fact that it doesn't go as expected gives merit to its truth.

2 hours later 9013800 Anonymous (noooo!!.gif 298x214 511kB)
Why WHY!!!! WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 hours later 9013915 Anonymous (Wot.png 448x334 258kB)
>>9009989 Why Why Why I pictured the whole story in my head I feel fucked up Jesus.....

2 hours later 9013918 Anonymous
So...he took pictures of his sister while she was asleep and masturbated to them with a "rodent" fleshlight?

2 hours later 9013996 Anonymous (NO.gif 558x272 95kB)
>>9009989

2 hours later 9014022 Anonymous (130093175879.jpg 1000x548 86kB)
OH GOD, THE PAIN! WHYYYY?!

2 hours later 9014159 Anonymous (fluttershy crying.png 3159x2123 392kB)
I feel..tainted. I god I just want to take a shower.

2 hours later 9014240 Anonymous (fluttershy.png 894x894 190kB)
>>9014159 i feel you

2 hours later 9014251 Anonymous
>>9013523 ITT: We make the story better (In a normalfag's head, worse) He found bits of her laying on the crime scene and snuck them back. He tried to make a full bangdoll but failed and it all fell apart.

2 hours later 9014537 Anonymous
>>9014251 I was expecting this. Too bad it wasn't so. How the fuck is this story real? My mom would have noticed the smell in the bathroom even if it was on the third floor.

2 hours later 9014644 Cheers (fuck.gif 245x302 451kB)
>>9009989

2 hours later 9014664 Anonymous (1359186211788.png 455x553 384kB)


3 hours later 9015203 Anonymous (169429 - animated twilight_catches_you_clopping twilight_sparkle.gif 640x360 1625kB)
>>9009989 >I can sometimes still smell it

3 hours later 9015342 Anonymous (1343019627973.png 747x521 37kB)
Fuck you, I did not need to read that before bed. `

3 hours later 9015756 Anonymous
>>9009989 oops why didn't i close this tab... I finally blocked it out of my mind AND NOW ITS BACK

4 hours later 9016483 Anonymous
pics

4 hours later 9016592 Anonymous
This is almost a part of a creepypasta.

4 hours later 9016692 Anonymous (1359070724414.gif 200x200 161kB)


7 hours later 9019283 Anonymous (1358218068961.jpg 286x323 60kB)
>using a dead rodent for a flesh light fucking brilliant!

7 hours later 9019360 Anonymous (SynxJournalHeader.gif 650x192 136kB)
I͕͖̹͎̖̽ͭ́͛̅̓ ̮͇̤̣̹ͬ͗͗f͕̘͎ͤͦ̒̍̕o̠̬͡ȗ̶͓̰͇̲n̴͉̹̫ͅd ̗̝̆́ ̡͙̻̖͔̞͂̃͑͆ͮt̠̠͙͚̞̺͚̊͒ͬ̿͝h̬̙̄̅̐̅̃̄͌͟ ̦̖i̶̅̊s͓̯̻̘͚͔̮̓̏̒ ̦͘rͬ̈́ͨá̡̯͙̗͖t̗̞̫̓̿̊̚h̝̠̤̳̩̮̊̑e͋ͫ̍̇ ̠̰͉͊͆͐r̴̥͍̬̖̫͉̈́͑̆ͨ͌ͥ̓ͅ ̶̞̲̼̥̪ȧ͚͕r̭̺̘͙͖̤̍̉̾͊̈́̌o͕͈u̙̙͔̠̪̬ͥs ͙͎̺̓̽͜i̱̰͕̯̝̥̮͌͡n̺͚͈͕̮͂̈́̓g̞̻̅̂̍ͦ͛̇͟ ̥̱̯̠̯.̑̈́ͧ͗̄

8 hours later 9020065 Anonymous (1351671058807.gif 380x292 2043kB)
I don't know what's worse: that this story might be real and that there really is a disturbed boy who masturbates in fleshlights made of rats with pictures of his deceased sister stuck to them, somewhere out there, or that the OP came up with the idea in his head.

8 hours later 9020260 Anonymous
>>9020065 ...no it's obviously the first one.

8 hours later 9020268 Anonymous (1234480125303.png 350x350 21kB)
>>9019360 Go to bed Synx, you're drunk.

8 hours later 9020381 Anonymous (gHho4.png 1280x679 214kB)
>>9011844 4chan

10 hours later 9020794 Anonymous
>>9020381 There's an /oat/ board up there and the post number is low... I fear to say it, but Ponychan has put-4channed us this time. I have to say that I this didn't hit too close to home, as identifying myself with the narrator I wasn't the one degraded. The NTR stories instead I almost can't read. Someone please save this, we need the text as WHY threads material

11 hours later 9021189 Anonymous
Bamp, really guise read the story, it's only worth it

11 hours later 9021242 Anonymous (i20ejvlXJKFcY.png 964x334 141kB)
>>9020794 Want some more?

11 hours later 9021261 Anonymous (nup.jpg 500x720 167kB)
That can't be real.

11 hours later 9021298 Anonymous
>>9021261 First rule for a safe 4chan browsing: don't ever question anything, your sanity might be at stake.

11 hours later 9021309 Anonymous (tumblr_m617xwpofz1rp8n54o1_500.png 500x178 81kB)
>>9021298 especially on /b/

11 hours later 9021329 Anonymous
>>9009989 well good thing my english isn't so good, the only thing i understood was the cunt had a box with a little animal as fleshlight with pics of his sister and a rainbow dash toy in it also old fleshlights in that one shelf thing when i think of pics of human water corpses this isn't that bad

11 hours later 9021340 Anonymous
>>9021329 pics of his DEAD sister.

11 hours later 9021342 Anonymous
I actually have to say that the OP handled himself well. He acted like a true gentleman, despite how fucked it got.

11 hours later 9021354 Anonymous
>>9021340 meh as said, water corpse >>> everything

11 hours later 9021366 Anonymous
>>9020381 >>9021242 Fucking hell Remnants of the time when NORPfags were too scared to visit 4chan This is just bringing back horrible memories

11 hours later 9021374 Anonymous
>>9009989 You should have ratted him out

11 hours later 9021383 Anonymous (FluffyPonyThreads.resized.png 538x70 25kB)
>>9021366 Uh, dude? Check the dates: those were less than 1 year ago. this was from fluffy thread, instead.

11 hours later 9021384 Anonymous
>>9021374 Carlos...

11 hours later 9021386 Setti Implying (LOL handcock.jpg 280x249 9kB)
>>9021366 Heh. You ponies are still fags. Always will be. Fagz.

11 hours later 9021389 Anonymous
>>9021383 That's why I said "remnants"

11 hours later 9021397 Anonymous
>>9021386 I still remember that thread where everyone chose an animal to embody and somehow it turned into a necro-communist orgy where cyborg ghosts were eating babies or some shit.

11 hours later 9021399 Anonymous
>>9021386 >bad photoshop

11 hours later 9021416 Anonymous (11112242426.png 894x894 159kB)
>>9021399

11 hours later 9021421 Anonymous
>>9021366 I wonder how many kids found their way here to look at ponies, got their lives and minds fucked up, and became serial killers when they grew up >internet superheroes

11 hours later 9021422 Setti
>>9021399 >implying this is fake, guy from Africa had a mutation, look it up pon-pony.

11 hours later 9021426 Anonymous (1242954008425.jpg 800x705 108kB)
>>9021389 > tfw we will never be accused after a bad shoop

11 hours later 9021429 Setti
>>9021397 tht wz hlariuz but on a better note, yeah. I am back.

11 hours later 9021436 Anonymous
>>9021429 Who the fuck are you?

11 hours later 9021440 Anonymous (the shit i have to deal with.gif 458x348 111kB)
>>9009989 Jesus Christ. Thanks OP, now nothing else today will seem as horrible.

11 hours later 9021443 Anonymous
>>9021436 >2012+1 >being this new

11 hours later 9021445 Anonymous (mlpsexlife.png 806x458 141kB)
>>9021429 .....ok. 'Cause you were.......?

11 hours later 9021457 Anonymous (if only.jpg 1259x873 242kB)
>>9021426

11 hours later 9021470 Anonymous
>>9021457 How many crimes has /b/ caused, in total?

11 hours later 9021488 Anonymous
>>9021470 You could probably find a screencap of young Hitler asking for advice on /b/... But really, none.

11 hours later 9021501 Anonymous
>>9021470 Most are shoops, fake, or trolls. I doubt /b/ has caused any actual mass murders or whatever, because /b/ is the shittiest place to go to if you want to be remembered.

12 hours later 9021509 Anonymous
>>9021488 What about the guy that killed that girl and posted clues to where she was buried?

12 hours later 9021629 Anonymous
Am I really the only one who feels sorta bad for Calvin?

12 hours later 9021655 Anonymous
>>9021509 Sauce? Never heard of that.

12 hours later 9021663 Anonymous (images.jpg 120x192 6kB)
>>9021629 Totally

12 hours later 9021678 Anonymous (you killed McGyver.png 960x498 82kB)
>Dude posts fucked up story on Ponychan of all places >people can't handle it and say "oh /b/ is a horrible place" >/b/tards take over the thread with their retarded bullshit Guys, the story in the OP comes from Ponychan. Inb4 "ponychan pls go", but seriously get your shit together.

12 hours later 9021691 Anonymous
>>9021655 If I can find it i'll post it.

12 hours later 9021692 Anonymous (4chan-b.jpg 750x600 67kB)
Gotta give to them, those fuckers are ingenious.

12 hours later 9021711 Anonymous
>>9021692 xddd le so funnay :D

12 hours later 9021724 Anonymous (dayum.jpg 1280x1748 397kB)
>>9021509 >>9021655 >>9021691

12 hours later 9021732 Anonymous
Somethings cannot be unseen

12 hours later 9021765 Anonymous
>>9021732 Manpoopingonababy.gif

12 hours later 9021809 Anonymous
>>9021724 > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder _of_Emily_Sander > not a single mention of "4chan" hmmm....

12 hours later 9021838 Anonymous (1254678841489.png.jpg 941x950 271kB)
> 4chan

12 hours later 9021850 Anonymous (ponymovthatsspike.gif 284x270 2683kB)
I guess you could say he wanted to cum inside Rainbow Dash

12 hours later 9021863 Anonymous (4chanoklahoma.jpg 1343x616 600kB)
>>9021838 If I had a dime for each time a /b/ro threatened to kill someone...

12 hours later 9021881 Anonymous
>>9021863 whoops, random quoting, sorry

12 hours later 9021897 Anonymous
>>9021863 That guy actually sounds like a /b/ro. A mentally disturbed /b/ro, but he's got a point

12 hours later 9021935 Anonymous (1325671904162.png.jpg 442x657 33kB)
...I lol'd

12 hours later 9021957 Anonymous
>>9021863 >look up news if it's legit >the dude got arrested shortly after he made the post because "numerous people" called the fbi about the post and that's why you should never announce your exact position and time when you're gonna do it the german bro who went on a shooting did it well, only made a hint, not like "I'M GONNA SHOOT Y'ALL UP THEN AND THERE"

12 hours later 9021960 Anonymous
>>9021897 >A mentally disturbed /b/ro Do you by chance know SANE /b/ros?

12 hours later 9021983 Anonymous
>>9021960 No, but some are saner than others.

12 hours later 9021993 Anonymous
>>9021960 now that you mention it i think i only met two guys in my life who admitted to have visited 4chan the one dude is short as fuck, listens to metal and plays LoL, a good bro and he's often out for socialising but somehow weird same thing for the other guy, a good bro, often socialising and has some friends, goes out, but a bit weird to be around

12 hours later 9021994 Anonymous
>>9021957 No wonder he was german.

12 hours later 9022005 Anonymous
>>9021983 Yeah, like you could say the Penguin is saner than the Joker

12 hours later 9022024 Anonymous
>>9021994 google "Emsdetten" made quite a shitstorm, my school invented "anti-amok-boards" or whatever, a piece of wood that gets stuck under the doorhandle from the inside to prevent him from coming in, we also practise stacking the schooldesks up infront of the windows + stacking the bags in between there to block sight kinda funny how a whole country can go nuts over a single guy killing a dozen peeps

12 hours later 9022027 Anonymous (1232325528732.jpg 750x600 118kB)


12 hours later 9022036 Anonymous (09815753597e.jpg 1024x769 99kB)
chan4chan not surprisingly has lots of these...

12 hours later 9022038 Anonymous (ifanyonefoundthisonmyharddriveidkillmyself.jpg 1243x1224 214kB)
Ah 4chan, this place has never made me rage harder, feel harder, or question my sexuality like anywhere else

12 hours later 9022068 Anonymous
Jesus, what's the deal with the /b/tards recently? Why are the schools closed? The pic in the OP was posted in a Poniichan thread, enough with the cool kids mentality.

12 hours later 9022083 Anonymous (1347656298810.png 405x344 9kB)
>>9022038 okay, 4chan, stop proving to me that i'm pedophiliac AND gay, the latter is already hard enough to accept

12 hours later 9022086 Anonymous (tumblr_mha6ylTtF01rfdp8mo2_400.jpg 309x232 69kB)
>>9022038 > dat pic ...I don't get it, are you telling me that this is Pip???

12 hours later 9022111 Anonymous
>>9022038 can't argue with that boner

12 hours later 9022125 Anonymous
>>9021678 >Guys, the story in the OP comes from Ponychan. I think that's mlpchan, actually.

13 hours later 9022163 Anonymous (1235749623055.jpg 400x263 18kB)


13 hours later 9022165 Anonymous (1335892607932.png 304x352 116kB)
>>9022038 >mfw boner

13 hours later 9022177 Anonymous
>>9022068 mlpchan, actually. If it was ponychan there'd be a meltdown. Fucking hell I accidentally activated my numpad fucking laptop

13 hours later 9022185 Anonymous (image.jpg 260x343 37kB)
>>9022038 >mfw

13 hours later 9022220 Anonymous (4chan.jpg 800x551 62kB)


13 hours later 9022223 Anonymouse (avatarqx.png 200x200 57kB)
>>9022036 This is relevant to my interests... Continue.

13 hours later 9022234 Anonymous (1buze.png 298x279 32kB)
>>9022038

13 hours later 9022258 Anonymous (1358891751056.jpg 183x200 10kB)
>>9022038 That's so gay, but pic related. Fucking ponies turning me into a bisexual.

13 hours later 9022260 The Archivist (1357314271748.jpg 900x675 55kB)
>>9009989 >TimServi >DM Heh, interesting to know...

13 hours later 9022261 Anonymous (KA8jj.gif 245x150 954kB)
>oh good maybe this thread is a brony encounter/horror story thread >gee what did op post let's have a look

13 hours later 9022338 Anonymous (1352152694157.png 225x323 51kB)
>>9009989 What the fuck did I just read.

13 hours later 9022362 Anonymous (1357481582066.gif 410x360 720kB)
>>9009989 Can somebody explain why I'm laughing fucking hard right now?

13 hours later 9022370 Anonymous
>>9021470 I don't think /b/ causes crimes, but I do think that a lot of crimes could possibly be prevented if every police force around the world read every thread and took it as a confession. Not that I'd want them to, of course. However, there was that time (four or five years back, I was in college, but can't pin it down further than that) where b helped solve a crime. There was some rather media-large story, about some girl had got kidnapped on a night out or something. The OP posted her picture. And it was one nobody had seen before. "trips and I reveal where I buried her". Of course, nobody took him seriously. They thought it was just a shoop and a 12 year old messing around. Then someone got trips. And GPS co-ordinates followed within ten posts. Checking them on google maps showed a place within three hours drive of where she was kidnapped, relatively off the main roads, but near a hiking trail. Someone called it in to their local cops. They didn't just blow him off, but they didn't take it seriously. A few more people called it in, and apparently, they decided to go ahead and try it. That was an occasion OP delivered. - There was also those pics of Maddie McCann, released 23 months after she went missing. b is full of actual criminals, but I doubt many of them post.

13 hours later 9022384 Anonymous
>>9022370 see >>9021724

13 hours later 9022398 Anonymous
>>9022370 Both pics have already been posted in this thread And both are probably fake. >>9021724 >>9022036

13 hours later 9022431 Anonymous
>>9022370 > released 23 months after she went missing. > 23 months this is awkwardly precise.

13 hours later 9022439 Anonymous Sepalax (Sepalax1.png 2692x2284 437kB)
Can't have a screenshot thread without this guy.

13 hours later 9022448 Anonymous (Sepalax2.png 3152x4060 835kB)
>>9022439 And 2

13 hours later 9022459 Anonymous (Sepalax3.png 1896x4706 814kB)
>>9022448 And third. Then (AFAIK), nobody heard from ever again.

13 hours later 9022468 Anonymous
>>9022459 He's probably a fucking furfag now.

13 hours later 9022472 Anonymous
>>9022439 >>9022448 >>9022459 I remember that one.

13 hours later 9022505 Anonymous (scaaaaaared.png 152x128 2kB)
>>9022431

13 hours later 9022542 Anonymous (1362733711767.gif 355x200 3010kB)
please be real please be real please be rel

13 hours later 9022586 Anonymous (shrek1.png 429x331 361kB)
>>9009989

13 hours later 9022595 Anonymous (shrek2.png 459x456 168kB)
>>9022586

13 hours later 9022630 Anonymous (shitting trelling material.png 1214x684 163kB)
For lulz.

13 hours later 9022642 Anonymous (fail.png 754x355 87kB)
>>9022630 for lulz

14 hours later 9022662 Anonymous
>>9021765 Dude, don't talk about that shit

14 hours later 9022680 Anonymous (1359492466830.png 968x825 174kB)
>>9022630 >OP samefagging first 3 posts >lulz Yeah, no.

14 hours later 9022729 Anonymous
>>9022662 Don't even tell me you aren't even the slightest bit glad that that's not posted on /b/ anymore. Hell when I left /b/ back in 2009 it was fucking all over the front page. btw any generous anons have the screencap of the guy who laughed in his friends face for failing to hang himself? I think the big joke was that the belt or rope he was using broke. I remember the op's pic was pinkie pie shrugging

14 hours later 9022759 Anonymous (1356894537221.png 603x452 250kB)
>>9022680 I dunno, I think there are enough dolts around here for that not to be samefag

14 hours later 9022774 Anonymous
>>9022759 > postnames

14 hours later 9022810 Anonymous (1356872844210.jpg 558x531 65kB)
>>9022759 >email field

14 hours later 9022814 Anonymous
>>9009989 I don't see what's wrong with it, as long as it makes him happy and he isn't hurting anybody.

14 hours later 9022834 Anonymous (1356731959336.gif 176x134 230kB)
>>9022810 I can't see that, app doesn't support it, my bad

14 hours later 9022838 Anonymous
>>9022814 >he isn't hurting anybody. Except rats.

14 hours later 9022845 Anonymous
>>9009989 And this is why you don't buy pony shirts and especially don't wear them to school.

14 hours later 9022854 Anonymous
>>9022834 .................you fail life.

14 hours later 9022878 Anonymous (1356934641861.jpg 442x910 61kB)
>>9022854 Y-you too...

14 hours later 9022917 Anonymous (420.jpg 558x531 26kB)
>>9022810 >Not using superior version.

14 hours later 9022936 Anonymous (1357444710511.jpg 900x1125 116kB)
>>9022834 Meh, that entire thread was a bad attempt at luring clueless fish. >>9022917 Fgt, pls

14 hours later 9023030 Anonymous (3463577347347.png 1211x809 331kB)
>>9022038 need more...

19 hours later 9028143 Anonymous
Read the OP from mlpchan, it's worth it.

19 hours later 9028314 Mzuark (Let's get serious.png 353x452 143kB)
Wow, amazing attention to detail. In all honesty, Calvin is just a mental case, it could be Autism or some form of sociopathy. It didn't have to be ponies, it could've been Sonic, Homestuck, Avatar....a number of things. Though, I'm given pause to wonder, what is it about Ponies that draw individuals like these?

20 hours later 9029294 TimServi (1362117511085.png 532x528 475kB)
>>9028314 The animal porn probably.

20 hours later 9029595 Anonymous
Does anyone have the 2012 pic of the guy who fills 2 liters with cum?

20 hours later 9029661 Anonymous (159316__UNOPT__.gif 700x530 1192kB)
>>9009989 OMFG

20 hours later 9030353 Anonymous
>>9022459 HOLY GUACAMOLE

20 hours later 9030405 Mzuark
>>9029294 Well, that adds up.

21 hours later 9030733 Anonymous (1350340214500.png 639x349 219kB)
>>9009989 That was really entertaining.

21 hours later 9030977 Anonymous (mlfw9318-Even_Rainbow_Dash_is_afraid.gif 640x540 768kB)
>>9009989 Pic related. Literally.

21 hours later 9031146 Anonymous
>>9022036 this pic this fucking pic Is it fucking real?

23 hours later 9034069 Anonymous
>>9029595 Bump for interest

24 hours later 9035631 Anonymous
>>9022459 Holy shit. I cant even into understanding how diamond my ponos is right now. Why cant I go on drunken adventures with people like that. If shit started going down like that, I could totally look past the fact that they're furfags.

24 hours later 9036255 Anonymous
>>9035631 well, keep in mind that it is ultimately just a story but if that's what you want, my one tip is this: just play it real cool, brah

25 hours later 9036318 Anonymous
>>9036255 Spaghetti controls would have to be on overdrive. Also I'm realizing that I just read part 3 and didn't even see part 1. Even if it is just a story, holy shit that's quite a lot of words to put together.

25 hours later 9036908 Anonymous (1355029312913.gif 211x158 2112kB)
>>9021426 >tfw i remember that thread

25 hours later 9037213 Anonymous (1313613920045.png 400x400 10kB)
>>9009989 >tfw more than a decade of Internet has desensitized you to the point stories like this are bedtime reading. I regret nothing.

33 hours later 9043983 Anonymous
Bump from the afterlife

40 hours later 9048159 Anonymous
Someone else needs to read this

40 hours later 9049021 Anonymous (approved.jpg 304x174 16kB)
>>9048159 Im someone else and I approve

41 hours later 9049493 Anonymous
>>9022680 >Implying I'm op >Implying I wasn't genially disgusted by op's post

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