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2013-02-14 03:08 8257853 Anonymous (sigh....jpg 300x300 8kB)
Hi. Anyways I saw this girl post a thread like this before and she apparently got a few friends out of it so I thought I would do the same.. >19 >Female >Blonde >Too skinny it's actually unhealthy looking at this point.. >Finished High School, and community college >I know im dumb as a pile of rocks.. >Parents divorced at 12 >Live with my dad and his new bride >My step mom is a real cunt >she keeps calling me fat >Drives me insane >Bulimic >Insecure >I too as well hug my pillow while sleeping at night >Don't have any friends >I listen to music and day dream as well >no rap or country, everything else is fine >Anti social >Can't really have a decent convo without getting paranoid >Spent my high school years in the library >Want to talk to people.. >Here goes nothin... >downwardspiral2 (steam)

5 min later 8257900 Anonymous (up.jpg 385x360 74kB)
you can have ponies... pink ones infact.

6 min later 8257906 Anonymous
What helps me is simply not caring that I don't have any friends. Humans are evolutionarily designed to pair up, reproduce, and die. You can ignore that evolutionary inclination just like you can fast when there is food in front of your face, or stay awake when you're tired.

6 min later 8257914 Anonymous
>>8257853 normally i dont care when people try to make friends but this sounds like a trap...

7 min later 8257925 Anonymous
>inb4 give me XX game PLEASE!

8 min later 8257935 >2013 >Being a tripfag (1360686223943.jpg 1920x1080 260kB)
>>8257853 I didn't need to see this...

8 min later 8257938 Anonymous (up.png 1528x1255 393kB)
>>8257914 thats why i give it ponies

9 min later 8257954 Anonymous (datpp4.png 900x894 158kB)
>>8257853 BTW I'm a girl

9 min later 8257955 Vinyl Scratch
>>8257853 Hey, don't feel too bad. It's just how things are. I'm sure you can make some friends~ Maybe.... Starting with me~?

11 min later 8257981 Anonymous (braeburn_by_ende26-d4q72ob[1].png 691x1113 752kB)
>Female Stopped reading there. Also, >>/soc/ is this way

14 min later 8258014 Anonymous
I'm not trolling in any way, this is the truth. When I saw this thread I thought I was on Pchan. Anyway, since I'm not... TITS OR GTFO

15 min later 8258028 Anonymouse
>>8257853 2legit4me

16 min later 8258033 Anonymous
>>8258014 People here hate ponychan.

16 min later 8258034 Anonymous (up.png 680x510 903kB)


16 min later 8258040 Anonymous
>>8258014 >young >female >alone >valintines day do you even read ur own shit?

16 min later 8258041 Anonymous (1360546585256.gif 300x300 71kB)
>>8257954 Yes, you pointed that out. Now get out.

17 min later 8258053 A annnnnnnnddd SK (1359951192668.jpg 640x480 205kB)
>>no rap or country, everything else is fine fucking Pleb

18 min later 8258064 Anonymous
>>8258041 No but I'm a girl.

19 min later 8258067 Anonymous (1357243073917.png 900x1036 156kB)
>>8258053 Modern rap is garbage.

19 min later 8258071 Anonymous (136028839506[1].png 500x500 78kB)
Stop bumping faggots. >downwardspiral2 (steam) This is the same name from the last thread and it doesn't exist on steam.

20 min later 8258075 Anonymous (1360316178493.gif 412x412 107kB)
>>8258064 Yes, you pointed that out. Thrice now. Now get out.

20 min later 8258079 Anonymous
>i listen to everything but country and rap Get out you pleb

21 min later 8258082 A annnnnnnnddd SK (1358786119805.png 631x627 413kB)
>>8258067 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBnj _H6pi6Y http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=582F TvjipVQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhMn LamHctA

21 min later 8258088 Anonymous
>>8258075 No, I'm a girl you can't say that.

22 min later 8258094 Anonymous (1360316229533.gif 250x250 65kB)
>>8258088 Tits or gtfo. I can say what I want bitch, i'm gay.

22 min later 8258095 Anonymous
>>8258053 see >>8258067 for rap And for country? Well, that's quite literally pleb music.

22 min later 8258097 Anonymous (1349082585070.png 500x375 264kB)
>all these newfags >falling to pasta whoa sure is ponychan today

22 min later 8258102 Anonymous (up.jpg 1000x561 61kB)
>>8258064 girl pony?

22 min later 8258107 Anonymous
>>8258094 No you instead

23 min later 8258112 Anonymous
>>8258071 You better have remembered that fact from the last thread, or you are some sad motherfucker for actually searching it.

23 min later 8258114 Anonymous (1360547005584.gif 250x260 73kB)
>>8258107 No you

23 min later 8258117 Anonymous
>>8258067 >not listening to death grips disgusting

24 min later 8258125 Anonymous
>>8257853 I'm a poor candidate to be your friend, since I'm probably as old as your father. But if not troll I'd be concerned about the combination of insecurity, bulimia and cunty step mom calling you fat. On its own insecurity shouldn't be too big a deal. It sucks, but it's par for the course for teenagers. You're probably just about to age out of the worst of it anyway. But the bulimia coupled with a home situation that reinforces it? That can fuck you up. Best not to be casual about that. Get on top of that, and make it part of your past. Good luck.

24 min later 8258129 Anonymous
>>8258088 So... tits or gtfo? i don't see your lovely thread going anywhere anyway, remember where you are and the which people you are speaking to.

25 min later 8258137 Anonymous (873-SnoopDogg.gif 100x100 24kB)
>>8258082 I gave each one of those a fair minute listen. First sucked, second was clowny but got a chuckle out of me, third sucked.

25 min later 8258152 A annnnnnnnddd SK (1359058994135.png 555x624 48kB)
>>8258137 >this extreme lack of taste

26 min later 8258166 Anonymous
>>8258112 I wouldn't be here if I wasn't a sad motherfucker.

26 min later 8258168 Anonymous
>>8258082 Might i suggest some more? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lIq NjC1RKU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xiO4 PbmNXGk http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edMH qVxsTbo

26 min later 8258174 Anonymous (up.png 200x221 68kB)
>>8258097 im sure theres something to be salvaged... heres to the people that really didnt give a fuck its valantines day

27 min later 8258193 Anonymous (1350613699261.gif 58x125 27kB)
>>8258152 The vast majority of it just doesn't appeal to me. It's either too slow and doesn't talk about anything meaningful, or it's too fast and you can barely understand what the damn monkeys are saying.

27 min later 8258196 Anonymous
>>8258166 Tushay

35 min later 8258297 Anonymous
>>8257853 Erase all doubt from your mind, for tonight, you will know love. Let me tell you how I am going to lay it down. This afternoon, while you are on lunch break, I will have a handpicked team of florists cover your desk at work with a mixture of sensuous-smelling rose petals. They will also leave a note reading, "Girl, you are most fine. I will pick you up at 8." This will show you and your coworkers that I am the man for you, as well as give you a glimpse into the personal attention I will lavish on you later that evening. I will also instruct the delivery person to wait and clean the flowers off your desk when you are done looking at them, so that you can continue with your work day. At precisely 8 o'clock, I will arrive in a pearl-white car to pick you up and transport us to dinner at the city's finest European restaurant. I will tell the driver to take the most romantic, scenic route possible to the restaurant. On the way, I will have a sterling-silver thermos filled with hot chocolate from the Swiss chocolate region. If it is too hot for you, I will blow on it until it is the correct temperature.

35 min later 8258302 Anonymous
>>8258297 When you have finished the cocoa, I will take the empty cup away from you and pack up the thermos. I will then nuzzle your neck and whisper complimentary remarks into your ear, including, "You are more beautiful than a thousand lakes," "You are extremely special to me," and "Your bone structure belongs in a museum." This will make you wet. Damn, girl. I want to get freaky with you right now on my desk. I want to ride you like a bronco. When we arrive at the expensive European restaurant, the owner will greet me warmly and comment positively on your attire. He will then personally lead us to a private table I have specially selected for our evening together. As we browse the menu, I will inform you that if multiple appetizers are your wish, I can make that wish come true. When the appetizers arrive, I will feed them to you with my hands, which I will have hand-washed with special anti-bacterial soap to ensure their cleanliness. You will then eat an entree of your choice and a dessert. While we eat these various foods, we will discuss your fineness and also your hopes and dreams for the future. This will make you feel closer to me and, as a result, make you want to sex me wild.

36 min later 8258310 Anonymous
>>8258302 After the meal, we will forgo transportation and walk the five blocks back to my apartment, because the night will be so fragrant and beautiful. I will hold your hand and stroke your wrist lightly with my thumb. As we approach my apartment, I will pull you close, and it will feel right. It will feel like we are two interlocking pieces of a sexy panther jigsaw puzzle. If the moon is full, I will point it out to you. When we reach my penthouse, I will remove your shoes and kiss you passionately for five to ten minutes. Just when you think you are going crazy with desire, I will lead you to my large, circular bathtub. There, I will strip you down and place your naked body gently into the perfectly warm water. Then, I will wash you with a towel of my choosing. Make no mistake, it will be the perfect towel for your beautiful body, fitting your every luscious contour. If the scented perfumes I have placed in your bath water are not to your liking, I will drain the tub and we will start over. But they will not be incorrect, so we will not have to. I know you, girl. After I have dried and moisturized you, I will comb your hair. If, while combing your hair, you would like me to comb either faster or harder, please say so. While I am doing this combing, you will think you will know love, but I am ready to take you to the next level.

37 min later 8258313 Anonymous
>>8258310 This is when I will lead you to his canopy bed. Keith Sweat will be playing on my bedroom stereo, creating the perfect mood for us to freak all night. And freak all night is what we shall do. Between freakings, we will laugh and tell stories, and I will rub your neck and back. Then we will freak again. This will go on until the break of dawn. Damn. When you wake up, I will make you French toast. If French toast is not what you desire, I will find another nationality of toast that suits you. I will not rest until I find this perfect nationality of toast, even if I have to swim all the way to Austria for it. After I find and make the toast, and you eat it, we will freak once more. This is how the evening will go. This is how you will know love.

37 min later 8258321 Anonymous (1351633314794.png 668x629 41kB)
>>8258166 I know that feel bro

40 min later 8258361 Anonymous (1350617172898.gif 228x250 17kB)
>>8258168 I liked all of those. Complete 180.

45 min later 8258417 Anonymous
You seemed decent until you started spamming your "I'm a gurrrrllllllll" bullshit. Now get the fuck out of here you arrogant cumloving slutbag.

59 min later 8258608 Anonymous
>>8257853 Im going to pound your fart box.

1 hours later 8258645 Anonymous (1360315544799.gif 410x270 1419kB)
>>8258608 AGAIN.

1 hours later 8258701 Anonymous (1358780738449.jpg 417x352 66kB)
>>8258688 Oh yes..

1 hours later 8258852 Anonymous (whatthefuck.png 408x357 37kB)
>>8257853 cool story bro

1 hours later 8258856 Anonymous (The Downward Spiral.jpg 600x600 75kB)
>>8257853 You sound like you're in the black market for ill-gotten hats. >downwardspiral2 At least you have good taste in albums. >18 >Male >Brown hair >Skinny, but acceptable >COLLEGE >Parents still in happy relationship >Live with my parents >My mom is pretty nice >Casually insults me as a joke >being driven insane by others >2013 >Not bulimic, quick metabolism >Dun give a fuck >Don't have a pillow to hug Fuck, you got me >Absorb the sine waves every hour of the day >Country is hick shit >Anti-social >#NOIDED >Spent my highschool years in my room >Don't want to talk to people >Here goes EVERYTHING >steamname goes here

1 hours later 8258879 Anonymous (A devious ruse.gif 405x384 1426kB)
>>8258852 Don't say that, it's 2013 for fuck's sake.

1 hours later 8259300 Anonymous
>>8257853 No one cares about any of the shit you've listed. If you want to make friends, all you need to do is post a picture of yourself with a hand-written time-stamp. That also authenticates you're actually female (seeing as there are no other females on this board). If you're ugly, no one will want to be your friend. If your average-looking and above, everyone will want to be your friend.

5 hours later 8263205 Anonymous
>>8257906 You are so sadly wrong. I have no remorse for you, but you will know this to be true soon enough.

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