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2012-09-06 12:56 4341980 Anonymous (90a706_3564116.jpg 1708x2126 574kB)
You are transported to Equestria but you are equally insignificant, unlikeable and socially retarded as you are IRL aka you don't stand a chance to even hang out with any of the main six or the even popular ponies . How deal with it?

1 min later 4342001 Anonymous
Go to 4chan.

3 min later 4342055 Anonymous
>rape

3 min later 4342063 Anonymous
So like, what do I do if I'm not a neckbeard IRL? Do I still get to hang out without any problems? You know.... write da feme toon... sing da feme toon....

5 min later 4342086 Anonymous
>implying I am a neckbeard Look for a job. Hope for the best.

7 min later 4342128 Anonymous
Except we know everything about the mane 6, and so can easily do whatever we need to to be their friends, plus Pinkie is already your friend.

7 min later 4342129 Anonymous (Octodad_GAMEFACE.jpg 600x337 26kB)
Who said I wanted to hang out with them let alone APPROACH Ponyville or any of that shit? Whole fucking fantasy land full of dragons,treasures,magic,fun and sweet ass? Bitch I'm going adventuring.

9 min later 4342146 Anonymous
>rape

12 min later 4342161 Anonymous
>>4342129 This, also 99% of the female ponies look the same so it wouldn't be hard to find another babe to fuck

12 min later 4342164 Anonymous
>>4342063 >what do I do if I'm not a neckbeard IRL? Considering that in their eyes you are a freaky bald ape you are not in a really more favourable position.

12 min later 4342185 Anonymous
>>4342129 Beware of arrows.

14 min later 4342207 Anonymous
>>4342129 >Whole fucking fantasy land full of dragons,treasures,magic,fun and sweet ass? >sweet ass It's all in Ponyville.

16 min later 4342236 Anonymous
>>4341980 If I'm insignificant I'll assume it's because I got turned into a pony right? Because a human would sort of stand out enough to be significant. If that's the case I'll be quite happy OP because I'm doing quite well now anyway so I'll do just fine there too.

16 min later 4342246 Anonymous (stop right there criminal scum.png 1280x720 367kB)
>>4342185 I hope he likes wearing impractical ceremonial golden armor.

18 min later 4342279 Anonymous
>>4342236 Spike is a moherfucking DRAGON and is treated as a second class pleb by the natives. Why would a frail bipedal ape that can't even pull a cart or buck a tree be the center of attention?

18 min later 4342285 Anonymous
If I'm transported to Equestria with the same social status I have IRL I'd be partying with Rarity in short order.

20 min later 4342301 Anonymous
hey, whatever, at least I don't have to pay taxes, deal with my decisions after elections, because of princess dictator and even though I am as miserable as IRL, other people/ponies aren't such a stuck up narrowminded bastards and that alone would make me feel better (and I can eat cookies all day and will never get fat)

22 min later 4342353 Anonymous (pianta.png 534x480 145kB)
>>4342207 I'll go there once I've made a fortune from finding buried jewels and a reputation of whooping mythical ass,then the bitches be all over my dick.

25 min later 4342406 Anonymous
Imagine how much fucking money you could make from pilfering the Everfree. I'd pour all of my money into the best gear I could get, run in, and never look back. Sure, I'd be risking my life, but I'm smart enough to know when to run like hell and I'm not too bad with something sharp either. Either I get rich off of ancient artifacts are rare materials and spent the rest of my life in luxury or I die having the time of my fucking life. I can't say either would be too bad. At least I'd finally get the chance to do something with my life.

27 min later 4342436 Anonymous
>>4342279 I never said center of attention faggot. OP said 'insignificant', there are no humans in theri world according to faust so one of them appearing would be significant wouldn't it? And dragon quest sort of pointed out why Spike is more than a little significant himself. Fluttershy was excited seeing him, most ponies have never seen a baby dragon before but they treat him fine after meeting him. And if none of that's true OP is assuming we're all as pathetic as he is, I could definitely play a guitar better than anyone with hooves or even magic and it would be easier to find work doing that in one of those pony cities so I'd do just fine. This thread is retarded.

28 min later 4342449 Anonymous
>>4342279 >Spike is a baby dragon and a submissive tamed bitch In Secret of my Excess,when he turned into a giant,we clearly see that dragons will fuck shit up regardless of age.They just kept Spike from getting greedy so that he doesn't end up destroying everything.

30 min later 4342474 Anonymous
>>4342246 That shit always tickles my sides. There's essentially NO frontal protection; someone comes at him with a sharp stick and aims for the neck and he's dead just like that. I have a vaguely defined alternative creeping about the back of my mind, I might just have to draw that up some time.

31 min later 4342492 Anonymous
>>4342301 >at least I don't have to pay taxes Palaces for the nobbles and jewelry for the crown don't grow on trees.

31 min later 4342493 Anonymous
>>4342353 Hey, if they like Daring Do so much then all I gotta do is write some crappy remakes of human stories and replace the characters with ponies and I'll be rolling in bits. there are enough things like that I remember well enough that I could make some decent imitations. Or revolutionize their society with a mundane invention like a transistor.

35 min later 4342560 Anonymous
>>4342301 >other people/ponies aren't such a stuck up narrowminded bastards Did you forget about roseluck? Unicorns also have a huge superiority complex. Pegasi like to hang out in the fucking clouds where its impossible for normal earth ponies to come. (they need to use a powerful unicorn spell to walk on clouds. ) Its very segregated, and the unicorns get the best of life because they live near the princess. Pegasi are used for elite labor (transportation, guards. ), Earth ponies are left alone to grow food.

40 min later 4342630 Anonymous
>implying anyone of the mane six has a high social status

41 min later 4342639 Anonymous
>>4342560 You forgot the snooty Canterlot and Manehatten society types and ponies like Filthy Rich and Blueblood.

43 min later 4342676 Linkfaget ([7].png 500x313 116kB)
I grab my sword and I go out on adventure throughout the magical world of Equestria. Fuck pones.

47 min later 4342722 Anonymous
>>4341980 >Implying I wouldn't get a Pinkie Pie party Nigger do you even pony.

48 min later 4342734 Anonymous (epic-bro-fist.png 984x740 526kB)
>>4342676 >>4342406 >>4342161 MAH NIGGAS LETS FUCK SHIT UP TOGETHER LIKE TRUE BROS

49 min later 4342751 Anonymous
>>4342639 capitalists and nobility once again destroying peaceful utopia! we must unite comrades and show those royal imperialists what can proletariat earth pony do!

52 min later 4342782 Anonymous
>>4342734 And thus, this becomes....group AIE? Can we even do that? Have multiple anons band together to conquer Equestria?

53 min later 4342798 Anonymous
Start up a small army and build my power to the point where I can declare myself Emperor

53 min later 4342807 Anonymous (130720892989.png 566x566 119kB)
>>4342782 why not?

54 min later 4342819 Linkfaget (1345257300693.jpg 1250x1000 394kB)
>>4342676 Brotha, adventure awaits us. >>4342782 Why contain it anon.

55 min later 4342834 Anonymous (bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang.png 1049x274 132kB)
>>4342819 Can I supply you with weapons in exchange for a cut of the proftis/mare vagina?

56 min later 4342842 Linkfaget
>>4342819 Meant to quote >>4342734

57 min later 4342848 Anonymous
>>4342722 honestly. All you gotta do is find a small pony village made of mostly earth ponies and some work doing things usually only unicorns could do because they all have hooves and no hands. Then after getting into shape living a simple country life and saving a small amount of bits (assuming you don't find some open minded country mare who wouldn't mind settling down with a human) you get yourself a sword or something and set out for some real adventuring, traveling Equestria and seeing the sights, making friends along the way. And hopefully some day you will find a pony girl who's alright and interested in interspecies relationships, especially with the way your fingers tickle her mane. The the male to female ratio in that show and the number of other sentient creatures around I'm thinking the odds would be in your favor by that point. If you're not too retarded to die by that time then you'll likely be in pretty healthy shape and have picked up a few skills that ponies appreciate.

57 min later 4342849 Anonymous
Same way i deal with it here..... rape horses, watch dr who, browse /b /k /fit and /mlp, fap

57 min later 4342850 Anonymous (national heroes (twice).jpg 480x360 22kB)
>>4342630 What is Tony Stark without his suit?

57 min later 4342851 Anonymous
>>4342751 except that with a socialist society there is never any peace, only a Marxist level of poverty far below the government officials who own literally everything. Sound familiar?

57 min later 4342857 Anonymous
>>4342782 We could maybe find some civilization that's oppressed by ponies in some way (IE buffaloes,zebras) and join forces to conquer a few places at a time.We can enjoy the spoils of war and the company of our companions.

58 min later 4342868 Anonymous
>>4342848 I'd go for griffons, they would appreciate my taste for red meat a lot more than ponies methinks.

59 min later 4342882 Linkfaget (1344887694423.jpg 400x240 17kB)
>>4342834 Why the fuck not. We need guns to take over the pones. You're in. Revolution and what not.

1 hours later 4342898 Anonymous
>>4342751 I was just pointing out the two usual places to look when someone offers the 'perfect utopia' headcanon. Equestria has good and bad ponies alike and is filled with dangerous creatures. Somehow because it's a kid's show and doesn't show disease, poverty, crime, or violence people like to assume the world is a utopia. I'm pretty sure the four horseman get a lot of work in that place, we're just seeing the version of it their powerful monarch is wanting us to see. As if she actually raises the sun and moon! ha!

1 hours later 4342963 Anonymous
>>4342882 Why not conquer an easier target like the buffalo or something? Then we can make a deal with the Equestrian government to sign over our land to them and swear loyalty to the princesses in exchange for titles and property in the cities. Then we pool our new resources to generate further wealth for our collective and we'll be able to buy all the mare vagina we want along with ponyville itself.

1 hours later 4342965 Anonymous
Simple, find a zebra and barter for lessons in alchemy, with a little luck my chemistry skills will speed up the learning process. After the apprenticeship is done, find a town without a potion maker and build up a tidy little business, wait a few years to build up the capitol and start a chain of quality potion makers. All the while, make friends with the locals, learn their stories and find a way to go on hilarious (but not quite royal attention worthy) adventures.

1 hours later 4342977 Anonymous
>>4342928 Fuck forgot the point of the post. Is this a decent base to build some armour on, or not?

1 hours later 4343002 Anonymous
Without my medicine, I would be having my hallucinations again. I would also have my crippling depression return. I'm fucked now. I'll probably become the drunken village idiot of Ponyville for a while before my depression keeps me from doing odd jobs and I kill myself. Either that, or I'll try to look for Fluttershy's house and kill her for her meat. Depends on whether I go manic or not.

1 hours later 4343013 Linkfaget ([51].png 500x313 85kB)
>>4342963 You know fully well Celestia would send her henchmen to stop us just for public and international reputation. There is only one way of beating pones who can into magic. And that's going gorilla warfare. Besides, Celestia would never give us dosh. She'd find a way to enslave us for their own personal interest.

1 hours later 4343033 Anonymous
>>4342722 >implying we saw Cranky Doodle ever since That's all you get nigga! and Pinkie will send you the bill afterwards.

1 hours later 4343036 Anonymous
>>4342965 Are you kidding? who needs that. I bet we could introduce some human enginuity into their growing industry and make a fortune off reinventing what are today very simple things. We'll have them making computers in no time. We could maybe convince the zebra to unite and band together to create industry to rival Equestria. Then we trick the two into going at each other and sell weapons to both sides. Then Fallout Equestria happens.

1 hours later 4343055 Anonymous
>>4342857 >We can enjoy the spoils of war >you'll never enjoy militant rape of mares with your buffalobros Reality is so cruel.

1 hours later 4343071 Anonymous
>>4343013 Then we should turn our interest elsewhere. We definitely have the know-how between us to unite the Zebra tribes into a glorious empire with technolgical advancements surpassing those of the Equestrians. They'll be begging to do trade with us and we'll have no shortage of unicorn magic. We could find out how to manipulate magic like they do without horns given enough time to research.

1 hours later 4343106 Anonymous
>>4343071 How about we kill everything but the mares, who we keep for sex?

1 hours later 4343110 Anonymous
>>4343002 Join our group. We'll take you out adventuring and after only a few months we'll have you loving life. If not we'll jut turn you into a berserker with a taste for pony blood and let you loose when Celestia declares war on our empire. Or when we declare war on her. That would be a better way to go at least.

1 hours later 4343118 Anonymous
>>4343071 >zebras >technological advancements

1 hours later 4343123 Anonymous
By working for a living, masturbating in my bathroom, dealing with the emotional turmoil that comes with being alone and unable to connect with anybody, being emotionally distant, and dying of either suicide or old age.

1 hours later 4343139 Różowa Róża
I will go to my benevolent diety, Roseluck.

1 hours later 4343161 Anonymous
>>4343106 Because it's a kid's show and the bad guys always lose in those, the obvious abd guys. SO we gotta be subtle bad guys if anything, like Filthy Rich and the society ponies in canterlot. Or at least we play the game of politics right that Celestia will ally with out empire rather than risk war and conflict. Why rape when you can afford to buy your own whores?

1 hours later 4343162 Linkfaget ([11].png 500x313 187kB)
>>4343071 Question is, do the Zebras live in a place prosperous enough or with the right conditions for quick development. And who's to say someone will try to take over the Zebras in the middle of the turmoil while we do the uniting and annexation. >>4343106 What'll happen when we die and there are no stallions to impregnate the females? My plan would actually be to kill the old stallions, brainwash the colts and enslave the females. Ala Caesar's legion.

1 hours later 4343168 Anonymous (1340937841719.png 1366x768 329kB)
>>4343118 forgot picture

1 hours later 4343187 Anonymous
>>4343168 >Going to /b/ >Year of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ Anno Domini

1 hours later 4343204 Anonymous
>>4343187 it's really good, more-so for /b/ just read it.

1 hours later 4343215 Anonymous
>>4343204 I'll be damned, it's borderline good. It's almost like I'm on /pol/.

1 hours later 4343231 Anonymous
>>4343162 And the princesses? What shall we do with them?

1 hours later 4343237 Anonymous
>>4343204 >good maybe if you're from /b/ and used to eating shit all day.

1 hours later 4343252 Anonymous
>>4343231 Luna will side with us, and we could use a pony with that power so no raping her. Do what you want with her sister.

1 hours later 4343276 Anonymous
>>4343237 >not at least reading this shit you're worse than /b/, you judgmental asshat.

1 hours later 4343283 Linkfaget ([49].png 500x313 113kB)
>>4343231 The princesses. Luna can be persuaded, Celestia needs to be contained.

1 hours later 4343312 Anonymous (1344205323180.gif 112x200 39kB)
I wonder how long it will take for Pinky Pie to give every guy in this thread a nasty STD.

1 hours later 4343320 Anonymous
>>4343283 I was thinking we draw her out by taking the Elements captive.

1 hours later 4343332 Anonymous
>>4343283 What about giving Celestia her own slice of heaven? Throw her a harem, Canterlot as a city-state, freedom and all that stuff.

1 hours later 4343334 Anonymous
>>4343312 I would gladly accept it all over my mucus.

1 hours later 4343343 Anonymous
how deal with it? Shotgun and C4 mate! (and maybe a flamethrower)

1 hours later 4343360 Anonymous
>>4343110 Of course I'll join your band of merry men. You might have to put me through boot camp before you turn me into a berserker though; I'm kinda fat.

1 hours later 4343364 Anonymous
>>4343276 I've read it. It's just butthurt white-kids' racist rhetorics without even comedic value.

1 hours later 4343365 Linkfaget
>>4343312 I'd only hug Pinkie Pie non-sexually >>4343332 >>4343320 Two valid plans. But let's not forget that they are Celestia's biggest leverage agaisnt anything that it's thrown at her, it's not as easy as capturing the elements. I like the idea of bribing her off though.

1 hours later 4343370 Anonymous
>>4343036 Eh, war doesn't sound profitable.

1 hours later 4343391 Anonymous
>>4343365 But, I thought the Elements only worked if all 6 were together? All we'd have to do is get one of them, and the rest should be easy to capture and contain, as long as we keep them apart.

1 hours later 4343403 Anonymous (preview.jpg 620x465 38kB)
>hordes of fat nerds descending on equestria >the smell of rotting bodies, BO, blood, bile, puke, petrol and especially semen strings the nose and eyes >the sky is a deep red, and the soil is dead saturated with blood Feels like home.

1 hours later 4343416 Linkfaget
>>4343391 Celestia didn't rise to power for being careless. She is bound to have back-up plans. She once wielded the elements, did she not? Do remember that we are a minority, she has loads of horsepower.

1 hours later 4343419 Anonymous
Well good thing I'm a pretty cool guy.

2 hours later 4344243 Anonymous
>>4343106 Some of us like stallions

2 hours later 4344356 Anonymous (ME GUSTA.jpg 641x534 90kB)
>start the ponyweb. >4pony.org >mfw

2 hours later 4344375 Anonymous
Well obviously you fuck fluttershy up the ass.

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