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2014-07-19 10:34 3018720 Anonymous /femgen/ Cheese Pizza Edition (cp4u.jpg 720x540 206kB)
This is a place where us girly guys can come and chat about the issues that really matter, like make-up, cute clothes, rape stories, drugs, shaving tips and >tfwnofembf If you think you could make it as a qt3.14 femboy, or already are one, come and join in! Here are some useful links to help you get started: http://pastebin.com/xEPCE1ML Here is a map of where your fellow posters are in the world, please add to it! https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=7 93617 And if you feel like chatting with a femboy, try putting in the tag "/femgen/" on omegle or going to irc.rizon.net at #femgen. Or you can post your skype, and someone from the femgen skype group will add you. (Space permitted)

2 min later 3018730 Anonymous (clint-eastwood.jpg 714x300 21kB)
Awful lot of queers in here...

3 min later 3018734 Anonymous
>tfw no fembf >tfw no bf at all

6 min later 3018747 YungSlut
To that guy who wrote the wonderful story in the last thread, thank you for the laughs.

9 min later 3018761 Anonymous
>>3018747 Is Joe Whitaker your real name? From Manchester right? interesting

11 min later 3018769 Anonymous
do you want to be a houseboiwife? like, be a lewd housewife cleaning the house and possibly taking the kids places and walking the dog and then having dinner ready when big strong bf comes home and then he pulls down your pants and fucks you like he's going off to war sorry that might be what i want but maybe other's know that tfw feel

13 min later 3018774 Anonymous
>>3018769 The part with the kids is kind of fucking strange, and a bit creepy. Other than that, hell yes.

15 min later 3018779 Anonymous
>>3018774 why are kids creepy

16 min later 3018786 Anonymous
>>3018769 yes 25% of the reason i am attending culinary school is because of this

22 min later 3018799 Anonymous
>>3018769 How do we have kids, is my big strong bf a transman?

23 min later 3018802 Anonymous
>>3018799 idk you adopt or get a surrogate mother or they're from his last marriage or something?

24 min later 3018805 Anonymous
>>3018799 surrogacy so your man's genes can move on to a new generation

24 min later 3018806 Anonymous
>>3018779 Because you are a male who wants to be in a relationship with a male. With kids.

25 min later 3018811 Anonymous
>>3018806 ...why can a gay couple not raise kids?

27 min later 3018818 Anonymous
>>3018811 Because the kids would turn out pretty fucked up.

28 min later 3018819 Anonymous
>>3018818 Like... they don't do in existing families like that?

28 min later 3018821 Anonymous
>>3018818 Why do you think that?

28 min later 3018822 Anonymous (1352178782611.jpg 388x190 20kB)
>>3018818

28 min later 3018824 Anonymous
>>3018818 Most of the evidence doesn't support that conclusion.

33 min later 3018838 Hitler (hfnckdsjhk.gif 385x340 1013kB)
>>3018734

36 min later 3018842 Anonymous (NONIIN.png 369x276 166kB)
>>3018769 Nah, I want to be the big strong bf.

39 min later 3018857 Anonymous
>>3018747 You are welcome! ^_^ I may have got the details wrong, but are you 'hoe'? I was the guy who also wrote the short bit about you having beats headphones. >mfw I don't know any of the people here who trip >mfw I see complaints about particular trips and think 'who?' >mfw I have no fave >>3018652 If writing gropey lewd stories about people online whom you've never met is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

43 min later 3018876 Anonymous
>spending a week up in some isolated foresty lake kinda area >town near by >no drugs >want drugs >don't know anybody tfw >>3018774 No it's not. What's creepy about wanting to be a parent?

45 min later 3018884 Anonymous (640px-Facepalm_facepalm.png 640x461 20kB)
>>3018818 because straight people always raise 100% well adjusted straight children and all those well adjusted gay-raised kids are a jew lie

46 min later 3018888 Anonymous
>>3018876 >using drugs >thinks he has any say on whether it is okay to have kids as a gay

47 min later 3018889 Anonymous
>>3018888 Don't be a faggot.

48 min later 3018894 Anonymous
>>3018888 >straight parents never do drugs >doing drugs as a teenager instantly means that you'll be a terrible parent when you eventually settle down

49 min later 3018899 Anonymous
>>3018894 drugs don't make you cool stop posting here about how you want to do drugs in a forest fag

50 min later 3018905 Anonymous
>>3018894 >as a teenager >teenager Ban pls

50 min later 3018907 Anonymous
>>3018894 No one who ever does drugs should ever have kids. Gay or not. Teen or not.

52 min later 3018919 Anonymous
>>3018899 >>3018905 >>3018907 He's not the guy who made the first post. >people assuming I'm underage >people assume I want kids because I don't think people who have them are creepy You guys are dumb.

53 min later 3018924 Anonymous
>>3018905 eighteen nineteen >teen

54 min later 3018927 Anonymous
>>3018919 Either way, you use drugs and that makes you a gigantic faggot. Please leave.

54 min later 3018928 Anonymous
>>3018919 But ur 12 and a crackhead

56 min later 3018936 Anonymous
>>3018907 >"Well sir, I'm sorry, but you're not allowed to reproduce. It says here you smoked weed for a bit when you were 18."

56 min later 3018938 Anonymous
>>3018927 This place is only for moderate faggots? >>3018928 sry

57 min later 3018939 Anonymous
>>3018936 That would make the world a better place. >>3018938 Yes.

57 min later 3018940 Anonymous (dare.gif 590x283 4kB)
>>3018927 >you use drugs and that makes you a gigantic faggot of course it does, sweetie. now finish up your homework, you can have half an hour of computer time before beddy-byes.

57 min later 3018941 Anonymous
>>3018936 If only there was government controlled reproduction. Far too many unfit parents.

59 min later 3018944 Anonymous
>>3018939 spoken like someone who's never met anyone who does drugs (or possibly only knows drugs through a heroin addicted mother) you realise this is a femboi thread, right? fembois tend to do drugs, as do twinks. or are you a /pol/tard who's busy being all "muh degeneracy"

1 hours later 3018948 Anonymous
>>3018941 ok cool, take it to /pol/ So anyway, /femgen/, how fem is y'all aiming to be? Is makeup too much?

1 hours later 3018949 Anonymous
>>3018938 >sry U better b >:c <3

1 hours later 3018955 Anonymous
>>3018944 No, I have known plenty of faggots who casually did drugs like marijuana. They are all insufferable cunts, just like any stoner scum. >fembois tend to do drugs, as do twinks The hell are you talking about? Says who? Anyone who does drugs should seriously just off themselves.

1 hours later 3018956 Anonymous
>>3018927 two of the best and cutest femboys we have here do drugs all day take your pussy ass to some other board

1 hours later 3018961 Anonymous
>>3018956 >two of the best and cutest femboys we have here do drugs all day And suddenly they aren't cute anymore. >take your pussy ass to some other board Why don't you leave and go to some other shitty stoner place like 420chan or Facepunch?

1 hours later 3018963 Anonymous
>>3018948 I don't even want to be fem. I just want to be a qt twink. I'm not even sure why I'm here. The inner circle will never like me.

1 hours later 3018964 Hitler
>>3018955 >Anyone who does drugs should seriously just off themselves. Can we take this 6th grade view on drug use somewhere else please?

1 hours later 3018966 Anonymous
>>3018955 ok, cool, off you go to /pol/ now sweetheart. don't let the door hit you on the way out.

1 hours later 3018969 Anonymous
>>3018964 6th grade is usually where using drugs seems like the 'cool' thing to do. >>3018966 See >>3018961

1 hours later 3018972 Anonymous
>>3018944 > fembois tend to do drugs Putting hormones aside, do they actually have a greater tendency to do drugs than non-femboys in the same age group / social settings? (I'd imagine there's a correlation between settings that make being a femboy difficult and settings that make regular recreational drug use difficult, so I'm trying to control for that with the latter condition.)

1 hours later 3018973 Anonymous
>>3018956 >best nice try but that's me lol

1 hours later 3018975 Anonymous
>>3018961 We're trying to have femgen discussion and you're shitting up the place with your eugenics and drug spiel. You should leave. Hey, /x/ has some posts about drugs from time to time, why not try there? Also >Facepunch is in any way still relevant

1 hours later 3018978 Anonymous
>>3018975 >We're trying to have femgen discussion and you're shitting up the place with your eugenics and drug spiel. You should leave. You're the one shitting up the thread by trying to defend this filth. >Hey, /x/ has some posts about drugs from time to time, why not try there? Sounds like a good place for you, then.

1 hours later 3018979 Hitler
>>3018969 As someone who knows a few people who use drugs recreationally, none of them are doing it to look or seem cool.

1 hours later 3018981 Anonymous
>>3018961 >Why don't you leave and go to some other shitty stoner place like 420chan or Facepunch? Someone made a passing reference to drugs. We weren't talking about drugs. You're the one that should stop derailing this thread.

1 hours later 3018985 Anonymous
>>3018949 I m. I can't do adorable text though ;_; >>3018955 I was thinking more along the lines of, like, lsd/k but whatever.

1 hours later 3018987 Anonymous
>>3018963 qt twink deffo overlaps with femboi. especially in regards to having a nice ass

1 hours later 3018988 Anonymous
>>3018985 >lsd/k A million times worse.

1 hours later 3018994 Anonymous
>>3018978 Personally I'm not defending drugs. I don't do drugs. I don't care about drugs. All I can see is someone who almost certainly is not a femboi dragging this thread through the dirt because they're frothing at the mouth about drugs. Nobody here cares to the same insane level you do. Go away.

1 hours later 3018995 Anonymous
i wish 2013 femgen was back. :( I wish you all would just leave. It was a much better time last year..

1 hours later 3019001 Anonymous
>>3018985 Man I could go for a bit of special k rn. My mate used to score me rhino ket in return for blow-jays while I was in femme mode, shit was so cash (really fucking easy to k hole tho)

1 hours later 3019004 Anonymous
>>3018995 I agree. All the druggies moved in.

1 hours later 3019007 Hitler
>>3018994 >dragging this thread through the dirt because they're frothing at the mouth about drugs this Go whine and complain about drugs elsewhere please.

1 hours later 3019010 Anonymous
>>3019001 >Special K That phrase always reminds me of this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2m YfwX52Bs (nsfw)

1 hours later 3019013 Anonymous
>>3018994 I'm not dragging anything through the dirt, though. That's you. >>3019007 Go defend your filth elsewhere, please.

1 hours later 3019025 Hitler
>>3019013 We're here to talk about fem stuff though. Not listen to your anti drug PSA's.

1 hours later 3019027 Anonymous
>>3019010 hahaha what the fuck is this >I'm from Newark. Please let me go, I have children.

1 hours later 3019040 Anonymous
>>3019004 >not shooting the hard stuff

1 hours later 3019047 Anonymous
>>3019004 Don't worry /pol/-chan. You're still cute, and we'll still wreck your bp while tripping hard on LSD and a hint of MDMA. :3

1 hours later 3019051 Anonymous
>>3019027 If he was from Newark then death would be an escape for him.

1 hours later 3019067 Anonymous
>>3019004 Look man I don't know why you have such a hatred towards drug use, but try to take it down a notch. You can be as straight edge as you want but that's not going to stop people from doing it. I personally don't do it, but I don't think I should be telling people who do to stop for whatever reason and tell them that it's disgusting. That's just not cool. I come to this thread at least twice a month but with the whole shitty inner circle, yungslut becoming one of "them", and twerkit being MIA it's just not the same anymore. :( RIP. Femgen 2013-2013

1 hours later 3019077 Anonymous (1390110794428.jpg 599x351 25kB)
>>3019067 >tfw not inner circle

1 hours later 3019078 Anonymous (tumblr_mijudkLvII1qdk0s9o1_500.gif 499x369 802kB)
Anyone ever order one of those really fruity drinks straight people make fun of? They're fucking delicious.

1 hours later 3019088 Anonymous
>>3019078 Everybody makes fun of those fruity drinks. It's gross.

1 hours later 3019101 Anonymous
>>3019088 >It's gross I didn't even name a drink you chimplord. Have you tasted every fruity drink in existence? But seriously I've started asking servers what the gayest drink is, and ordering that. So far it hasn't failed. I have a big sweet tooth, and this shit is like alcohol nectar.

1 hours later 3019109 YungSlut (image.jpg 299x300 21kB)
>>3019067 w-what do you mean, "them"? :( I agree about twerky tho, s/he was cool. >>3019078 Faggy cocktails are the best drinks period. Black russians, blue angels <3

1 hours later 3019121 Anonymous
>>3019067 >inner circle More like hitler and his band of fags

1 hours later 3019128 Anonymous
>>3019101 >Faggoty alcoholic drinks. >Nectar of the gods. Yup yup yup yup.

1 hours later 3019134 Anonymous
>>3019122 >greyscale tumblr ahh AHHHH

1 hours later 3019135 Anonymous
>>3019134 Oh no! You've triggered him! You heartless bastard!

1 hours later 3019145 Anonymous
>>3019134 what?

1 hours later 3019158 Anonymous
>>3019121 What are you even talking about?

1 hours later 3019169 Anonymous
>>3019077 Do you really want to be in it? >>3019109 You've changed quite a bit. Personally i don't think for the better, but it's not like you know me or anything so it's not like what I say matters. I just really miss when we could all talk about stuff without being singled out by anyone and got genuine a lot of genuine replies and help. Not to mention twerks fashion tips were great. >>3019121 >More like hitler and his band of fags Yeah that's pretty much what I meant. I've been wanting to stop coming to this thread for a while, and I think it may just be my time. Good luck to all you qt's Young1 I hope you can make this thread a better place like you did all those months ago.

1 hours later 3019197 YungSlut
>>3019169 No! What's different about me? And twerk is still on tumblr if you wanna go ask her to come back, but I doubt she would.

1 hours later 3019217 Anonymous
>>3019169 hitler seems pretty nice to me... ive only been here for a few months so im not sure i know what you mean but young and hitler seem cool and theyre both super qt

2 hours later 3019370 Anonymous
>>3019067 >and twerkit being MIA twerk just quit 4chan, he/she/they/ze/sim/zir still has a tumblr. Not on /fa/ anymore either.

2 hours later 3019379 Anonymous
>>3019197 Link to said tumblr?

2 hours later 3019422 Anonymous
>>3019025 >We're here to talk about fem stuff though Does that even happen anymore? Everything here seems to be either trip drama, arguments, or "am I kawaii enough femgen uguu".

2 hours later 3019506 YungSlut (image.jpg 425x367 63kB)
>>3019379 She mainly talks about social justice stuff, mostly mockery, but that's not what I'm interested in, so I didn't keep it handy, I'm sorry. >>3019422 Well what would you like to talk about anon? Anything under the banner of "fem" is available for discussion. What do you have to say?

4 hours later 3019962 Anonymous
I-I think the anti drug loon's gone, guys. We can discuss fem stuff again!

5 hours later 3019980 Anonymous
>>3019962 >>3019506 what are some good haircuts? i'm getting a little bored of hy's & pixies

5 hours later 3019991 Hitler
>>3019980 I've stopped giving hair advice since people don't usually want haircut advice from someone with a "cyber punk hitler haircut".

5 hours later 3020003 Anonymous
>>3019980 First of all, what kind of hair do you have?

5 hours later 3020021 Anonymous
>>3019991 i'm sure your advice is fine, mein robofuhrer >>3020003 darker version of hungslut's

5 hours later 3020022 Anonymous
*facepalm at the subject of this femgen being cheese pizza* How many of us here in femgen are sexually attracted to feminity as opposed to masculinity? who IS feminine and wants someone else who also has a cute butt and andro body? Or does everyone want a big strong man instead? Just curious :)

5 hours later 3020037 Hitler
>>3020022 I like androgynous fems for the most part, just not overly girly. But I can also get into tall skinnyfit boys.

5 hours later 3020064 Anonymous
>>3020021 could you show us? or show us a picture of something similar? it's hard to recommend a haircut without knowing face shape etc

5 hours later 3020086 Anonymous
>>3020021 I can't recall what his hair is like so I can't contriboot

5 hours later 3020104 Anonymous
>scroll through entire thread >no shaved boy legs i hate you guys.

5 hours later 3020106 Anonymous
>>3020022 I'd like somebody between femme twink and soft-butch lesbian. Basically, from Gigi (Gregory) Gorgeous to Hannah Hart is my type.

5 hours later 3020115 Anonymous (tumblr_n5ts134Dyv1s5txg1o1_1280.jpg 1272x1920 390kB)
>>3020104

5 hours later 3020128 Anonymous (legs.jpg 1440x2560 1126kB)
>>3020104

5 hours later 3020134 Anonymous (stockings3.jpg 2064x1161 1077kB)
>>3020104 p2

6 hours later 3020162 Anonymous
>>3020022 honestly, the whole like daddy fetish thing is so unappealing to me. I'm definitely more attracted to other feminine guys than big alpha males

6 hours later 3020176 Anonymous (20130918_003127.jpg 480x640 210kB)


6 hours later 3020181 Anonymous
>>3020128 >>3020134 >>3020176 would rub face on/10 >>3020115 obviously photoshopped/10

6 hours later 3020183 Anonymous
>>3020115 >>3020128 >>3020134 >>3020176 thats more like it, sluts.

6 hours later 3020187 Anonymous
>>3020128 your toes are weird!

6 hours later 3020188 Anonymous (20130823_121256.jpg 640x480 204kB)
>>3020176

6 hours later 3020191 Anonymous
I like boy feet.

6 hours later 3020195 Anonymous
>>3020176 >>3020188 yours are my favorite because you look like you aren't skinny as shit and could maybe be bro-y while we're out together and then become a pillow princess when i can get you in private and slide my hand down your thighs while sliding my tongue up other places.

6 hours later 3020196 Anonymous
>>3020118 of all of octoboy's stuff you choose the fart scraps he made. Shit taste confirmed. literally.

6 hours later 3020206 Anonymous (20140124_155607.jpg 480x640 225kB)
>>3020195 Thanks alot anon now i'm hard ~

6 hours later 3020211 Anonymous (Snapchat-20140719105254.jpg 720x1280 90kB)
>>3020195 >liking landwhales >not liking lightweight normal people like me shit taste, get rekt, etc

6 hours later 3020224 Anonymous
p-please take ur socks off ;_;

6 hours later 3020233 Anonymous
>>3020195 Thick femboy here. This post made me shiver a bit. Good job.

6 hours later 3020240 Anonymous (both.gif 350x263 999kB)
>>3020211

6 hours later 3020243 Anonymous
>>3020233 >thick >femboy I think you're confused...

6 hours later 3020245 Anonymous (feet.jpg 1280x960 365kB)
>>3020224 b-but anon feet are gross >>3020233 rly? cause if ur fat idk how you could be shivering unless it was subzero lel >>3020240 cause fat people are nasty tbh

6 hours later 3020250 Anonymous (1394322857422.png 816x395 195kB)
>>3020245 feet aren't gross! >tfw bullied even on /femgen/

6 hours later 3020256 Anonymous
>>3020243 I think you are confused. Not every femboy is a spooky underage skeleton.

6 hours later 3020259 Anonymous (thighs.jpg 3096x4128 2119kB)
>>3020250 i'm not saying your fetish is weird, it's actually p tame but i just don't get it, or the fat person fetish ppl here have apparently. Granted, I really like choking and no one else seems to

6 hours later 3020262 Anonymous (Nope.jpg 442x454 32kB)
>>3020245 >not having an eating disorder and stick limbs >fat

6 hours later 3020265 Anonymous
>>3020211 I'm not fat. Hormones added visible thickness in certain places and I'm not anorexic.

6 hours later 3020266 Anonymous
>>3020262 meng whatever you're getting at being fat is gross and unnattractive, posting a jew saying nope doesn't change that anon

6 hours later 3020268 Anonymous
>>3020266 There is a middle ground between twig and morbidly obese. Fuck, why are so many femboys vapid sluts?

6 hours later 3020270 Anonymous
>>3020265 assuming >>3020206 is you >that >not fat i'm on hormones too, and i sure as fuck do not look like that lel

6 hours later 3020271 Anonymous (8.jpg 1640x1500 664kB)


6 hours later 3020272 Anonymous
>>3020265 nigga u a tranny get tha fuck out

6 hours later 3020274 Anonymous
>>3020259 >I really like choking LOL U MASOCHISTIC FREAK WTF IS WRONG WITH U LOLOLOL :^)

6 hours later 3020277 Anonymous
>>3020268 i'm not saying being a twig is good, but being fat is worse. Obviously a happy middle is best, but fat people are just bad people in general >>3020272 >implying femgen isn't just mtfs who haven't socially transitioned yet

6 hours later 3020279 Anonymous
>>3020270 That's not me, however I have a similar frame. I find many people on here use the term "femboy" synonymously with "prepubescent schoolgirl with a penis."

6 hours later 3020285 Anonymous
>>3020277 Within the happy middle, there are many subjective takes on who is fat, who is thin, who is attractive, and who is ugly. Black and white thinking about the nature of beauty lands people nothing but pointless drama. >implying femgen isn't just mtfs who haven't socially transitioned yet This.

6 hours later 3020287 Anonymous
>>3020274 butthurt landwhale detected lel >>3020279 is it your frame or are you just fat? Being small and lithe is associated with femininity, so obv femboys would be expected to be thin normally.

6 hours later 3020293 Anonymous
>>3020287 It is my frame. I merely have large thighs and a decently sized butt that fills out a pair of jeans instead of two bony chicken cutlets for an ass. Being small and lithe is associated with preteen girls.

6 hours later 3020296 Anonymous
>>3020293 yeah, so do it but it's from riding a bike and doing squats a lot, not sitting around eating mountain dew or whatever you fat people do

6 hours later 3020299 Anonymous
>>3020259 I dated somebody with a choking fetish, I couldn't deal with choking them and looking them directly in the eyes. I could only do it to them when nailing them from behind. >Having to choke someone and look directly into their eyes make you feel like a psychopath. >I-I love you~ -grip tightens-

6 hours later 3020304 Anonymous
>>3020271 Goddamnit I didn't want to fap yet

6 hours later 3020305 Hitler
>>3020277 >>3020285 Wanting to be fem and cute has nothing to do with wanting to be a girl. Trannies posting here frequently has caused that misconception/stereotype.

6 hours later 3020313 Anonymous
>>3020299 choking fetish is best fetish, and psychopathic guys are fun >tfw i will be dead before 25 >>3020305 there is a pretty high correlation between the two imo, obviously it's possible to be a male who is feminine, and not even the majority are trans, but it's a notable percentage

6 hours later 3020315 Anonymous
>>3020287 >butthurt landwhale detected lel come on bb I'll use my large mass to sit on your esophagus and choke you 2death. That's hot for you right?

6 hours later 3020318 Anonymous
>>3020245 I'd kiss those feet.

6 hours later 3020319 Anonymous (1403548979241.gif 500x248 1046kB)
>tfw viewed as fem >tfw bf won't let me top ever >tfw not actually fem >tfw still love him even though I'm not satisfied sexually

6 hours later 3020324 Anonymous
>>3020315 nigga my esophagus is inside my throat, how the fuck are you gonna sit on it

6 hours later 3020325 Anonymous
>>3020296 From what I see here, a majority of femboys on 4chan try very hard to look like preteen girls so they can appeal to the pedos into lolicon on this site. I assume you're included in this demographic.

6 hours later 3020333 Anonymous
>>3020325 it actually goes deeper than that, most of us are on a special fbi squad trained to be cute and feminine to attract pedos, and then we arrest them. better watch out m8

6 hours later 3020341 Anonymous (1387073128313.jpg 1600x1134 142kB)
>>3020333 >anti-pedo operator femboy Alright spooky. You've won me over.

6 hours later 3020344 Anonymous
>>3020324 I'll find a way

6 hours later 3020352 Anonymous
>>3020315 >implying you need to put in that much effort lol you could slap their necks too hard and their heads will snap right off.

6 hours later 3020354 Anonymous
>>3020341 >Alright spooky. >spooky w-why are you calling me that >>3020344 you could remove it but that wouldn't be as hot as having a big strong army bf choking me while staring lovingly into my eyes as I gasp for breath to tell him how much i love him

6 hours later 3020358 Anonymous
i want a qt to sit full weight on my face and so i can eat out his butthole. i would find this very arousing. except buttholes are poopy and poop is gross. how come we're cursed with having to deal with buttholes?

6 hours later 3020365 Anonymous
>>3020333 so you're on HRT to look cute and feminine? http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Host age_Rescue_Team

7 hours later 3020372 Anonymous
>>3020354 >w-why are you calling me that Because you're a cute little spooky skeleton, spooky. >you could remove it but that wouldn't be as hot as having a big strong army bf choking me while staring lovingly into my eyes as I gasp for breath to tell him how much i love him We even like the same things. I see us becoming fast friends. Well, you'd be faster, considering you're more aerodynamic with the wind whistling between your twigs and all.

7 hours later 3020377 Anonymous
>>3020358 Anon pls. That bp would be hairless, and smelling of blueberry muffins.

7 hours later 3020382 Anonymous (sides.jpg 511x511 33kB)
>>3020365 I can't breathe.

7 hours later 3020384 Anonymous
>>3020358 >step 1) enema ur anus >step 2) wash butthole congratulations no more poopy buttholes.

7 hours later 3020385 Anonymous
>>3020372 kek, implying twigs are aerodynamic. also tfw i've been told i look like a tim burton character, so spooky isn't that far off lel

7 hours later 3020391 Anonymous (doggy.jpg 500x375 86kB)
>>3020377 >That bp would be hairless, and smelling of blueberry muffins. mmmmmm so yummy >>3020384 how 2 remove poopoo molecules also that sucks cuz that means it can't be spontaneous hotness and instead has to be planned and prepared for

7 hours later 3020392 Anonymous
>>3020385 >kek, implying twigs are aerodynamic. I just need to attach some fletching. >also tfw i've been told i look like a tim burton character, so spooky isn't that far off lel You should go full-on raccoon with your eyeliner then. Assume the role.

7 hours later 3020398 Anonymous
>>3020391 >also that sucks cuz that means it can't be spontaneous hotness and instead has to be planned and prepared for hence why you never leave the house without a clean butthole.

7 hours later 3020403 Anonymous (IMG_20140719_173209.jpg 960x1280 342kB)
>>3020392 nope, no eyeliner, just str8 up insomnia yo >tfw

7 hours later 3020405 Anonymous
>>3020398 This. I never leave the house unless I'm clean (inside and out), hairless, and I smell like apples and cinnamon.

7 hours later 3020407 Anonymous
>>3020403 I wanna cuddle you to sleep bby

7 hours later 3020414 Anonymous
>>3020403 Awwww I almost feel bad for being mean to you. I wanna pinch your cheeks and find a stong military bf for us to share.

7 hours later 3020419 Anonymous
>>3020414 >share no pls you'd prolly just eat him, and not in the good way

7 hours later 3020433 Anonymous
>>3020414 military boys a shit.

7 hours later 3020442 Anonymous
>>3020405 >and I smell like apples and cinnamon. objectively the best scent

7 hours later 3020443 Anonymous (1358903970004.png 500x500 9kB)
>>3020433 fug you! i want a huge dick strong hairy military bf who i can be a house wife to.

7 hours later 3020444 Anonymous
>>3020419 >no pls you'd prolly just eat him, and not in the good way If you kept whining like this, I'd have him turn you into an MRE. >>3020433 Negative.

7 hours later 3020447 Anonymous (1398778903235.jpg 800x531 58kB)
>>3020433 shit taste detected

7 hours later 3020449 Anonymous
>>3020443 have fun dating a robotic dolt with PTSD

7 hours later 3020455 Anonymous
>>3020447 that's a model wise guy. Also looks like he has tumors all over his body.

7 hours later 3020458 Anonymous
>>3020449 >implying wouldn't be his emotional rock and fix him with my therapeutic and seductive boi ways

7 hours later 3020460 Anonymous
>>3020442 I agree. I feel like that scent puts people at ease and makes them feel welcomed whenever they're around me. >>3020447 Hnnn

7 hours later 3020462 Anonymous
>>3020403 I now dub the Raccoon-chan. Now why are you wearing a sweat-shirt made in 1985?

7 hours later 3020463 Anonymous
>>3020458 >implying he wouldn't snap your neck in his sleep because he had another dream about the taliban

7 hours later 3020468 Anonymous
>>3020462 >not spelling it thee lel, plus spooky is better also 1980s fashion is best fashion. can't wait for fall so I can wear leg warmers

7 hours later 3020470 Anonymous (1388356839001.jpg 200x200 16kB)
>>3020463 >not marrying a rich strong chariforce man

7 hours later 3020472 Anonymous
>>3020449 I will. >>3020455 Most military men I've met have been either chubmonsters or outrageously fit and gorgeous. >tumors Cancer doesn't make you that sexy. What the hell is it with femboys and hating delicous muscular men? Who do you think is gonna manhandle you around? Spooky over there?

7 hours later 3020473 Anonymous
>>3020462 classic crewneck sweatshirts never go out of style.

7 hours later 3020478 Anonymous
>>3020470 *chairforce FUG

7 hours later 3020481 Anonymous
>>3020470 chairforcers are uggo and out of shape.

7 hours later 3020483 Anonymous
>>3020403 cutest boy in the coma ward

7 hours later 3020491 Anonymous
>>3020472 >What the hell is it with femboys and hating delicous muscular men? I don't hate them, I just don't want a bf with tits :)

7 hours later 3020497 Anonymous
>>3020472 i want a manly bf. i want to be his little girl

7 hours later 3020502 Anonymous
>>3020497 p much this

7 hours later 3020508 Anonymous (mootykins.jpg 768x1052 187kB)
>>3020497 moot pls go

7 hours later 3020511 Anonymous
>>3020508 >Can't tell if moot has oh so touchable hairless legs.

7 hours later 3020512 Anonymous
>>3020508 im way prettier than moot

7 hours later 3020518 Anonymous
>>3020512 impossible

7 hours later 3020519 Anonymous
>>3020470 Nah. My dad was chairforce and he was scrawny as hell. I want an operator who puts his big arms and hands around mine to correct my shooting stance at the range. Then he'd reach under my shirt and start grinding against my butt while I'm trying to aim for Sorry what were you saying? >>3020491 They're pecs and behind them holds the ability to cuddle the living daylights out of you and protect your butt from harm... except if you beg for it :3 >>3020497 Same.

7 hours later 3020528 Anonymous
>>3020519 >tfw no big strong army bf to cuddle with while watching horror movies, and hold onto his arm when you're scared only for him to tell you he'll protect you also choking in there somewhere, but that's just part of cuddling imo

7 hours later 3020529 Anonymous
i feel too tall. i want to be short and cute and girly. i want to be like 5'6"

7 hours later 3020532 Anonymous
>>3020519 operators don't want femboys anon, I'm sorry. The best you can settle for is a neckbeard "operator" from /k/.

7 hours later 3020540 Anonymous (image.jpg 470x578 77kB)
>tfw too lazy to maintain the 'femboy' look Maybe I'll start shaving my legs when there's an actual chance I'll ever have a bf.

7 hours later 3020555 Anonymous
>>3020540 you have to be dolled up and ready for fugging right when the bf comes along. you can't want for bf and then become pretty, you must be pretty to get bf.

7 hours later 3020558 Anonymous
>>3020555 >tfw pretty and no bf

7 hours later 3020562 Anonymous
>>3020532 >operators don't want femboys anon, I'm sorry. Listen you, I don't have much, so don't you tread on my dream of a deliciously muscular and sexually dominant operator manhandling me with a hand around my neck and bending me over a table at the range. >The best you can settle for is a neckbeard "operator" from /k/. A decent amount of /k/ are ex or active military. Have you even been to /k/?

7 hours later 3020564 Anonymous (1347152606870.png 609x749 345kB)
>>3020558 h-he'll come any d-day now! i just need to k-keep my throat waiting for him!! any day now.... any day...

7 hours later 3020567 Anonymous
>>3020555 but you don't show your hairy legs in public

7 hours later 3020568 Anonymous
>>3020555 This. You have to be pretty all the time. The day you decide to not be pretty is the day you meet a perfect hottie.

7 hours later 3020573 Hitler
>>3020529 Being 5'6 sucks. I wish I was like 5'9

7 hours later 3020579 Anonymous
>>3020567 you should be flaunting your sexy legs everywhere you go

7 hours later 3020583 Anonymous
>>3020573 No you don't. I'm 5'10" and I feel towering and gross. My legs look fantastic but being tall sucks.

7 hours later 3020588 Anonymous
>>3020573 but i'd be so cute!

7 hours later 3020589 Anonymous (1394216812750.png 552x530 292kB)
>>3020564 >tfw I had an army ranger lab partner >6'4" >strong and fit >dog trainer and dominant >kept teasing me in a nice way >talking with him was fun as fuck, he'd remember something i mentioned once and bring it up months later too >engaged >to a girl >mfw

7 hours later 3020590 Anonymous
>>3020583 >5'10" >tall lol

7 hours later 3020593 Anonymous
>>3020562 >Have you even been to /k/? yes I used to frequent it and the fatness on the board is pretty consistent. At least from the meetup pics I've seen.

7 hours later 3020594 Anonymous (1363314434188.png 416x416 2kB)
STATUS REPORT HOW TALL ARE YOU WHAT IS YOUR SHOES SIZE ARE YOU LEWD

7 hours later 3020597 Anonymous
>>3020594 5'8", size 42 eu 9 us, and p lewd

7 hours later 3020601 Anonymous
>>3020590 it's tall for a femboi

7 hours later 3020608 Anonymous
>>3020589 >tfw I had an army ranger lab partner >6'4" >strong and fit >dog trainer and dominant Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn B-be still my quivering heart. He even has the collars and the pet training talent right there and ready to go. >>3020590 Practically everyone in these threads is so tiny. It makes me feel like an ugly giant.

7 hours later 3020618 Anonymous
>>3020593 I seriously doubt any hotties would go to 4chan meetups, sadly. >>3020594 5'10" Size 10 in U.S. mens and 10-10 1/2 in U.S. womens Immensely

7 hours later 3020620 Anonymous
>>3020608 meng i went full spaghetti stuttering and laughing mode around him, he even said it was cute.

7 hours later 3020625 Anonymous
>>3020620 >meng i went full spaghetti stuttering and laughing mode around him, he even said it was cute. Sounds like something I would do. How did you not melt? I'd even be ok if a guy like that would keep me as a pet with his wife. I'm bi, I don't give a fuck, as long as I get me some of that delicious operator love.

7 hours later 3020628 Anonymous
>>3020594 5'6 11 us no. I'm so alone. but I could be lewd if some1 wanted me 2

7 hours later 3020636 Anonymous (1375460941004.png 330x245 5kB)
>that tfw when just fapped to something super duper lewd and feel empty and sad

7 hours later 3020639 Anonymous
>>3020625 fuck i totally did sometimes, he was really cool. I even considered asking him if he'd be into a threesome or something, but seeing as I could barely talk about the coursework without turining red I don't think I could've done it >>3020628 are you part clown

7 hours later 3020640 Anonymous
>>3020594 >5'10" >Size 10-1/2US Mens. >Not qt enough 2 be lewd. >tfw no 5'6" bf to be my little spoon and overpower in the bedroom.

7 hours later 3020644 Anonymous
>>3020628 >5'6" >11 US your dik must be huge

7 hours later 3020651 Anonymous (image.jpg 327x630 62kB)
>tfw no Delta Force bf ;-;

7 hours later 3020654 savvy
6'3 size 11-12 kill me

7 hours later 3020657 Anonymous
>>3020651 >soldiers in background blurred out >he isn't I think that means he is kill

7 hours later 3020661 Anonymous
>>3020654 are you actually fem? Because I'm curious now.

7 hours later 3020663 Anonymous (image.jpg 768x960 211kB)
>>3020657 yeah, he's dead. dude was a delta force operator. any strong and fit delta could have his way with me tbh, i mean look at this qt hunk, also delta

8 hours later 3020675 Anonymous (1389995799414.png 226x255 14kB)
>>3020636 >tfw want to sleep but friend is trying to kill himself and bf is drunk and telling me how he flirted with a guy at a wedding today

8 hours later 3020678 Anonymous
>>3020639 >fuck i totally did sometimes, he was really cool. I even considered asking him if he'd be into a threesome or something, but seeing as I could barely talk about the coursework without turining red I don't think I could've done it Aww you should have. Guys don't call other guys cute if they're not into them at least a little. But I don't blame you. If I had an operator flirting with me, I'd be surprised if I could formulate words at all. >>3020651 >rolled up sleeves >piercing blue gaze ufufufu >>3020657 Then we can make sweet kinky love in Valhalla.

8 hours later 3020689 Anonymous (tfw20.png 1033x240 21kB)
>>3020678 maybe next year. also everyone should try pictriev, it's p shit

8 hours later 3020704 Anonymous (Screen Shot 2014-07-19 at 11.41.58 PM.png 1067x232 32kB)
>>3020689 fug:DD

8 hours later 3020708 Anonymous
>>3020704 kek, gg manface

8 hours later 3020709 Hitler
>>3020594 5'6 6 1/2 US Mens Pure Maiden

8 hours later 3020714 Anonymous (Screen Shot 2014-07-19 at 11.43.25 PM.png 1121x500 377kB)
>>3020708 dem results tho

8 hours later 3020718 Anonymous (image.jpg 130x130 7kB)
>>3020709 >pure maiden

8 hours later 3020724 Hitler (doiwin.jpg 1046x271 40kB)
>>3020689

8 hours later 3020744 Anonymous (1353577340602.jpg 466x700 74kB)
>>3020724 u win a random image from my folder, congrats ur a faget

8 hours later 3020746 Anonymous
>>3020724 winnar

8 hours later 3020748 Anonymous (Untitled.png 1038x511 84kB)
Time to kill myself.

8 hours later 3020757 Anonymous
>>3020748 zachary quinto is a qtp2t tho

8 hours later 3020791 jim lahey, trailer park supervisor (Screenshot_2014-07-20-01-04-43.png 1024x600 292kB)
>>3020689 >tfw your face matches Brandon Flowers and Aaron Paul

8 hours later 3020839 Anonymous (abloobloobloo.jpg 300x165 17kB)
>>3017259 Rugby pls.

9 hours later 3020893 YungSlut (image.jpg 640x1136 162kB)
>>3020195 >implying twig mode isn't da bess Ur so silly anon~ >>3020839 Wiz pls

9 hours later 3020920 Dann (Me.png 1080x967 588kB)
>tfw I am a qt Asian girl

9 hours later 3020937 Gingered-Monk (Catie.gif 500x259 905kB)
>>3020893 YS Pls! :3

9 hours later 3020940 YungSlut
>>3020920 What up shoko

9 hours later 3020946 Anonymous (Screen Shot 2014-07-19 at 11.55.44 PM.png 1440x900 506kB)
>>3020748 >iktf ;_;

9 hours later 3020957 Biggi (ss (2014-07-20 at 07.00.28).jpg 1042x531 108kB)
Pfff >tfw says 23 >actually am 18

11 hours later 3021202 Anonymous (1382300153344.jpg 403x403 39kB)
why can't i be short

13 hours later 3021511 Anonymous (Capture.jpg 280x646 30kB)
What's wrong anon?

14 hours later 3021631 Anonymous (1403608399585.png 663x663 211kB)
>hi anyone from x? >hi i am >no reply

14 hours later 3021638 Anonymous (what copy.jpg 700x487 95kB)
This is just really confusing

14 hours later 3021657 Anonymous
>>3020594 5'11" mustardrace uuh Men's 9 chucks n-no

15 hours later 3021691 Anonymous
>>3021511 Dammit, I hate this...I really want to feel up on a femboy...

15 hours later 3021720 YungSlut
>>3021691 Feels like bags of sand.

15 hours later 3021724 Anonymous (i hate my life so fucking much.png 771x656 11kB)
>>3020689 >Masculine 99% >Age 0 years old

16 hours later 3021771 Anonymous
>>3021638 i can't even imagine what you look like

16 hours later 3021775 Anonymous
>>3020594 5'4'' US 9 I think Pure virgin but I post lewd pictures of myself on the internet

16 hours later 3021826 Anonymous (1402661825292.jpg 303x347 64kB)
>>3021775 Post some and link them here >>3020608 >tfw 6'3 lifeguard >lifter and competitive swimmer >dog trainer and physics/maths coach >tfw no qt femboy to teach stupid things about the world, collar and dominate in bed Life is suffering

16 hours later 3021831 Anonymous (45164-5723-4957012475-149386.jpg 572x588 62kB)
>>3021771 >tfw almost 19 sploosh

16 hours later 3021876 Anonymous (me2013.jpg 1832x2504 1743kB)
These feels where I'm at the point that I feel to old at 20 to pull off a femboy look anymore. Working as a mechanic no shop wants a fem and all the labor build to much muscle. My last boss called me a fairy boy. basically career of desires :[ >pic related me before i cut my hair to get a job

16 hours later 3021889 Anonymous
>>3021876 cute

16 hours later 3021894 Anonymous
>>3021826 I've posting all my shit on tumblr recently just for convenience http://simplycrestfallen117.tumblr. com/ please be gentle anons

17 hours later 3021946 Anonymous
>>3021894 A little chubby, you need to get some definition going man. Nice cock though, and a cute outfit

17 hours later 3021952 Anonymous (tumblr_inline_mj6bcqQWhB1qz4rgp.gif 302x176 268kB)
>>3021894

17 hours later 3021956 Anonymous
>>3021894 Wait wait wait wait wait >anime, vidya, punk, posting naked pictures of yourself on the internet >that taste in anime >that taste in general Best /femgen/ poster 2014.

17 hours later 3021963 Anonymous (pgud.jpg 1073x442 51kB)
im not 24 tho, am 22!

17 hours later 3021970 Anonymous
>>3021946 yeah, i've started doing more cardio after i saw how much weight i've put on since last year >>3021956 aw, thanks anon, sometimes being a dumbass weeaboo pays off >>3021956

18 hours later 3022041 Anonymous
>>3020644 nope. it's fun sized. (((:

18 hours later 3022044 Anonymous
>>3022041 Sounds adorable :3 A cute little cock, hard and swinging around, is always best when you're fucking someone

19 hours later 3022164 Anonymous (1401118408701.jpg 400x300 22kB)
>>3021876 >Those shorts >That tied shirt Wow, you literally just did my favorite kink in one photo and as a hot looking guy. Thanks for the photo.

20 hours later 3022364 Anonymous
>>3021876 Too cute.

20 hours later 3022427 Anonymous (Capture.jpg 248x601 30kB)
Could I make it as a qt femboy?

20 hours later 3022448 Biggi
>>3022427 Not being funny, but just because you bend your shaved legs inwards, have a skinnyfat chest and wear slightly long socks doesn't mean you can or can't - face and hair makes up the entire thing, clothes the rest.

20 hours later 3022482 Anonymous
>>3018720 >Max Privilege >never been to /lgbt/, but /b/ and /pol/ make fun of it lots so I figured I'd check it out >prepare self for Max Degeneracy >select /lgbt/ >see this thread >faggots talking about Cheese Pizza >picture of little girl holding Cheese Pizza >faggots talking about dressing up like little girls. Yup, degeneracy confirmed. Y'all should take our advice and tack a "P" onto your LGBTQA for pedo-sexual. LGBTQAP.

20 hours later 3022485 Anonymous
>>3022482 ok done

21 hours later 3022611 Anonymous
>>3021876 >My last boss called me a fairy boy. Did he proceed to fuck you in the ass at least?

21 hours later 3022656 Anonymous
>>3022427 This probably isn't the right thread to ask in.

21 hours later 3022714 Anonymous
>>3022427 would need to see face, hair, and know your general attitude to give a proper response. how about instead of trying hard and ending up artificial, you just be your own best self. if that best self is truly a qt femboy, then simply taking care of yourself properly will bring it out.

22 hours later 3022965 Anonymous
>be average, muscular and yet not shredded person >like femboys and somewhat boyish girls >get told i'm a faggot by landwhales >get told i'm not really gay by the male equivalent of landwhales (bears) >find out most femboys like other femboys >find out boyish women are mostly lesbians There's just no winning it, is there?

22 hours later 3022978 Anonymous
>>3022965 >femboys like other femboys kek, most femboys like big army guys m8

22 hours later 3022980 Anonymous
>>3022965 ottermode > femboy >>3022978 this

22 hours later 3022988 Anonymous
i wish i lived in europe so i could get skewered by some huge rugby player i fantasize about putting on makeup and a dress and tricking some dumb huge jock that i'm a girl

22 hours later 3022989 cuteball (DSC_345127651.jpg 1080x1690 517kB)
>>3020104 I only have this picture, not perfectly smooth legs there :(

22 hours later 3023005 Anonymous
>>3022980 Anything but femboys or twinks is 2muscular4me m80. Ergo, i am not attracted to otters and the like.

23 hours later 3023025 Anonymous (1391559240276.jpg 500x667 104kB)
>>3023005 but muh muscles

23 hours later 3023030 Anonymous
>>3023005 >tfw i think even twinks are too manly femoys are love and life

23 hours later 3023034 Anonymous
>>3023025 you are a pretty good otter

23 hours later 3023042 Anonymous
>>3023034 >filename if only I am skinnyfat weakling

23 hours later 3023051 Anonymous
>>3022989 Oh my gosh 0_0 do you like tall guys with dirty blonde hair and hazel eyes? Please say yes, lol.

23 hours later 3023055 Anonymous
>>3023025 Ok, for the particular person pictured, i'd make an exception. I just love that hairstyle it seems. I'm a real sucker for it.

23 hours later 3023076 Anonymous (9572773720_4de371a290_o.jpg 320x240 17kB)
Does anyone know where one can find a dildo like this?

23 hours later 3023093 Biggi (img search.png 155x111 2kB)
>>3023025 pls

23 hours later 3023112 Anonymous
>>3023093 see >>3023042

23 hours later 3023128 Anonymous
>>3023076 You can find similar ones in just about any sex toy shop online. Or you can look on Amazon if you want one shipped to you. I did a search for "clear dildo" and there were a few to choose from that were close to that one. "Transparent dildo" had more options, but also had more weird shapes and colors.

23 hours later 3023204 cuteball
>>3023051 it depends, only if not too tall, Im short >>3020594 5'7", 38 eu, 7 us

23 hours later 3023231 Anonymous
>>3023204 Damn, I'm 6'3" and wear size 13 U.S. shoes. I am absolutely in love with your photo though. You kind of look like an Adventure Time character too lol. (not an insult)

23 hours later 3023246 Anonymous
>>3023231 >tfw 5'10" and us14-6E shoes

23 hours later 3023257 Anonymous
>>3023246 I don't think foot size really matters that much.

23 hours later 3023271 /femgen/ resident footfriend (1320629726236.jpg 432x288 28kB)
>>3023257 i will cut you

23 hours later 3023276 Anonymous
>>3023257 nah but my feet are pretty huge and i dislike it.

23 hours later 3023277 Anonymous
>>3023271 ok

23 hours later 3023278 Anonymous
>>3023271 foot fetishist, what is the best size in your opinion

23 hours later 3023283 Anonymous
>>3023076 xir is a human being you objectifying doosh

24 hours later 3023309 Anonymous
>>3023278 for most gay footfriends they like bigger feet but i like smaller femboy feet. i think a us 6-9 would be maximum lewd for me.

24 hours later 3023320 Anonymous
>>3023309 >tfw size 9 i wish my feet were smaller ;_;

24 hours later 3023325 Anonymous
God! I just really want to fuck a femboy. I just don't know where to flirt with some on campus privately. If my friends knew, they would give me so much shit.

24 hours later 3023335 Anonymous (dat.png 279x237 3kB)
>>3023320 iwish your feet were smaller too

24 hours later 3023349 Anonymous
Is it true that penis size it related to foot and hand size?

24 hours later 3023357 Anonymous
>>3023349 For me it is, I'm close to 8 inches, being 6ft3 with large shoes. I like all sized cocks though, as long as they're clean and shaved :)

24 hours later 3023366 Anonymous
>>3023349 no but it made for good jokes on fresh prince https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ge9 20JptGEs well, maybe a little bit. larger feet are a sign of higher testosterone during puberty so maybe there's a correlation.

24 hours later 3023385 Anonymous (IMG_20140720_165154.jpg 960x1280 384kB)
>>3023335 >tfw

24 hours later 3023392 Anonymous (63452.png 241x228 85kB)
>>3023385 h-hey hows it g-going

24 hours later 3023411 cuteball
>>3023231 thanks, thats some cute imagination

24 hours later 3023417 Anonymous
>>3023385 i want to kiss them

24 hours later 3023424 Anonymous
>>3021876 Do you have a Skype? Seriously.

24 hours later 3023433 Anonymous (Snapchat-20140720045956.jpg 720x1280 100kB)
>>3023392 >>3023417 a-aren't they too big?

24 hours later 3023447 Anonymous
>>3023433 i cant tell but they look soft and pale and ready for love.

24 hours later 3023472 Anonymous (Snapchat-20140720050702.jpg 720x1280 111kB)
>>3023447 in comparison to the rest of my legs they're really big :c

24 hours later 3023475 Hitler
NEW THREAD >>3023468 >>3023468 >>3023468

24 hours later 3023482 Anonymous
>>3023472 TAKE THOSE SHOES OFF GURL!!

24 hours later 3023497 Anonymous
>>3023482 sry new thred, not gon post in ded thred

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