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2014-07-19 03:49 3015715 Wizard, the Prince of Sunlight Gay General: Drinking on the weekend Edition (absolut_vodka_group_rectangular_decal__52843.jpg 1110x550 131kB)
Chat: tinychat/gaygen
Previous Thread: >>3011578
0 min later 3015717 Anonymous
>inb4 clownshoes posts "drinkers aint thinkers"
2 min later 3015722 Nozzy
>>3015715
I'm broke this weekend so cant' drink .-.
3 min later 3015727 Anonymous
>>3015722
I'd buy you a drink
3 min later 3015730 Anonymous
Atari announced they're releasing a gay pride game
http://www.atari.com/news/atari-lea ds-march-pridefest-new-lgbt-themed- game-coming-soon
4 min later 3015734 Anonymous
Drinkin and watching movies, but this wine is givin me the no cuddles feels
Fuuuuck
5 min later 3015736 Anonymous
>>3015730
sounds shitty
7 min later 3015742 Senpai
>>3015730
here's to hoping it's a revamped duck hunt
7 min later 3015743 Anonymous
>>3015730
But we already have a gay game
http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/ch oaniki/choaniki.htm
8 min later 3015745 Nozzy
>>3015730
>http://www.atari.com/news/atari-le ads-march-pridefest-new-lgbt-themed -game-coming-soon
0/10 would not even pirate
11 min later 3015749 Anonymous (image.jpg 600x798 152kB)
it's friday night. anyone else going to test their luck with grindr tonight?
12 min later 3015755 jim lahey, trailer park supervisor (1378159_453537141428352_1628875958_n.jpg 500x375 25kB)
12 min later 3015757 Nozzy
>>3015749
I want to talk to this bi qt guy but no idea if he is interested or just being friendly ._.
15 min later 3015765 Anonymous
>>3015749
I'm debating whether or not to chat with this guy I haven't chatted with in a while. I've been caught up in personal crap lately, but I feel I've already screwed things up...
18 min later 3015776 Senpai (vomit.gif 240x180 651kB)
>>3015757
>bi
18 min later 3015778 Wizard, the Prince of Sunlight (1391754081523.gif 500x500 159kB)
Nite guys, see you all Sunday.
22 min later 3015787 Anonymous
>>3015776
Hi qt
22 min later 3015789 Senpai
>>3015787
N-no you are the qt
25 min later 3015798 Anonymous
>>3015789
I wish...
26 min later 3015804 Anonymous
>>3015757
Fuck, why do I always fall for the bi guys? I feel you nozzy.
Maybe it's the thought of "taming" them that's so attractive.
34 min later 3015829 Anonymous
>>3015804
I'd like to get tamed.
I've topped a few times, but nobody's ever 'tamed' me.....
36 min later 3015836 Anonymous
>>3015829
*gets out training whip*
Prepare yourself, biscum
37 min later 3015841 Anonymous
I've had two screwdrivers using, shock, Absolut. Here's what I sound like right about now.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zR5oEzrH1d
I think I was close.
38 min later 3015842 Anonymous
>>3015715
Wrap party tomorrow night, gonna drink my way merrily through the evening. Probably won't be anyone there for me to score but ya never know.
39 min later 3015847 Senpai
>>3015841
You sound qt
41 min later 3015853 Anonymous
>>3015847
Ahahaha, you'll make me blush. I can do more if you care, otherwise I'm just going to mix myself another drink or five.
42 min later 3015858 Anonymous
>>3015853
Do more, qt voice anon
>>3015847
So do you ;)
43 min later 3015860 Senpai
>>3015853
Do it qtp2t
44 min later 3015864 Anonymous
>>3015829
When I say "tamed" I don't mean it in some kinky sexual way. I mean it like, "I was the guy that made this biscum go full gay and only want to be with a guy for the rest of his life and not some gross vagina "
That's what i mean by tamed
46 min later 3015871 Anonymous
>>3015860
Got any requests? I'm mixing another right now so you've got a little time.
48 min later 3015878 Anonymous
Do you guys ever visit /hm/? I browse it from time to time, the porn there is average at best.
49 min later 3015882 Anonymous
>>3015871
Read from a book, then post boypussy
49 min later 3015884 coffee (Cheese slipping out of a can.png 500x375 256kB)
>Tim and Eric's new tour is coming to Madison
>Nobody i know likes Tim and Eric other than me
>Going to have to force my boyfriend to go and watch him awkwardly try to blend in with turbonerds
51 min later 3015887 Anonymous
>>3015884
You have a bf and it sounds like he's willing to go to whatever Tim and Eric is to keep you happy. Stop complaining.
52 min later 3015895 Anonymous
>>3015836
Don't hurt me anon-sama~
>>3015864
I mean it more in the way of no gay guy's brought forth my more submissive nature. I am by no means a super dom top.
I'm open to being a bottom, but nobody's given me enough foreplay to give me the cocklust. (Been really close though.)
53 min later 3015898 coffee
>>3015887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd4 -UnU8lWY
>Its free Real Estate
55 min later 3015901 Anonymous
>>3015882
Okay, grabbed the first thing off the shelf behind me. It was harry potter.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09gLoB9xMME
56 min later 3015904 Anonymous
>>3015895
Ohhh I see
Foreplay is usually more enjoyable than sealing the deal itself.
Sad to hear no one has given you the cocklust yet
56 min later 3015905 Anonymous
>>3015882
Oh, and also:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DJFwWP35bQ
58 min later 3015909 Senpai
>>3015901
>>3015905
Okay now bp
1 hours later 3015912 Anonymous
>>3015905
I didn't request bp, I demanded
1 hours later 3015914 Anonymous
>>3015909
See:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09gLoB9xMME
AHAHAHA
1 hours later 3015921 Anonymous
>>3015914
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s09gLoB9xMME
shit, that's the wrong one, I meant to do CANT ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU whatever.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s060PNwgt8f2
0/10 EFFORT
1 hours later 3015929 SilentProtagonist
>>3015884
Wonderful Tom.
1 hours later 3015944 Nozzy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UWvLijl4KC
Just found some mango ritas and some other stuff ^_^
1 hours later 3015951 Anonymous
>>3015944
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0W6kdWwwrip
^
1 hours later 3015955 Anonymous
>>3015944
Oh god, is it those canned bud lite margarita things? My mom got sooooo wasted of those. Shit was so funny
1 hours later 3015967 Nozzy
>>3015951
Thank you ^_^
>>3015955
Yeah, after like 3-4 I'm feelin purdy good, after 6 I'm out. And it just so happens I have like 7ish
1 hours later 3015990 Clownshoes
>>3015717
It's true though.
1 hours later 3015996 Anonymous
I'm drinking green chartreuse
I'm a classy bitch
1 hours later 3016002 Anonymous
>>3015990
Oh, because you're making a well-thought-out decision with your life at the moment
1 hours later 3016003 Senpai
>>3015996
yaaaasss drink betch
1 hours later 3016005 Anonymous
>>3015996
Can't hear you over the sound of my cheap liquor and walmart brand powdered orange drink.
1 hours later 3016013 Anonymous
>>3016005
I'm gonna make a last word just for you bb
1 hours later 3016017 Clownshoes
>>3016002
I'm making a single coherent statement. Which is one more than you are making.
1 hours later 3016020 Anonymous
>>3016017
Nah
1 hours later 3016031 Anonymous
>>3016013
Well, be sure to say it slowly, and maybe be ready to repeat yourself because I think I'm starting to feel it.
I've failed the captcha three times now, maybe fourth is the charm...
1 hours later 3016056 Anonymous
>>3016031
Oh no, you don't say a last word, you sip it and get bat shit crazy
My absolute favorite cocktail
1 hours later 3016058 Anonymous
>>3016031
Maybe posting your bp will help you pass the captcha
1 hours later 3016059 Anonymous
I'm quite drunk now.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UJ0Ovc70Ev
1 hours later 3016070 Anonymous
>>3016056
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FjUYiQxYQO
So...is there a difference between a drunk human being and a robot? I am not sure if captcha can tell.
1 hours later 3016072 coffee (its ogre.jpg 742x960 198kB)
>implying im not going to this
>Somehow they got a liquor license
1 hours later 3016094 Anonymous
I don't like alcohol
1 hours later 3016097 Nozzy (1395625848783.jpg 224x225 21kB)
>>3016094
2 hours later 3016101 Anonymous
>>3016094
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LvU0Ox9dg4
Can't type right, too much vodka`
2 hours later 3016102 Anonymous
>>3016094
Faggot. But seriously though, you're probably not drinking the right stuff. I was really straightedge on alcohol and didn't like the taste because of cheap brands like Budweiser. You've gotta get the local brews and other amazing beers
2 hours later 3016107 Anonymous (sad piglet drowning himself.gif 500x375 620kB)
>grindr is all shit-tier guys from here to 100 miles away
2 hours later 3016110 Clownshoes
>>3016094
I like the cut of your jib.
2 hours later 3016111 Nozzy
>>3016101
>moderation
heh...hahah. HAAHAHAHHA
2 hours later 3016122 Senpai
>>3016107
That's not a piglet drowning himself, that's Dexter taking a shower.
2 hours later 3016127 Anonymous
>>3016122
>tfw you'll never shower together with senpai
2 hours later 3016139 Senpai
>>3016127
I would only like showering with someone in something like this
https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ m2p6e7tCEP1rte3i2o1_500.jpg
otherwise it's too crowded and there isn't enough water
2 hours later 3016143 Anonymous
>>3016111
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16qrb5drWLe
I really am confused about the whole boypussy thing. I honestly don't know what it is.
>being this retarded
I'M SORRY OKAY
2 hours later 3016151 coffee
>>3016139
>Stay at Highline hotel in New York
>Get suite
>Has a full room dedicated to rain shower-heads and viewing the city
>Have massive party in shower room with booze
>Its on stilts but people can still see you naked from below
2 hours later 3016154 Senpai (laughing chizuru dressed up as a bunch of different girls.jpg 2482x1440 2612kB)
>>3016143
>he doesn't know what boypussy is
2 hours later 3016157 Anonymous (4047826+_071d980b9a1def65092549d35f43f48e.gif 300x166 114kB)
I WANT TO FEEL FEELS.
Give me feely musix pls
2 hours later 3016158 Senpai
>>3016151
that's lewd
2 hours later 3016162 Kareshi (1405699751801.jpg 249x409 21kB)
Chizunyan and I are in Chicago!
2 hours later 3016163 Jupp
>>3016157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1m 3XncKyL0
2 hours later 3016166 Anonymous
>>3016139
B-but then I could clean your penis...with my mouth
2 hours later 3016167 Anonymous
>>3016154
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C8NJWvtteH
2 hours later 3016170 Clownshoes
>>3016139
>>3016151
Check out this class oppression. Don't you have some slavery to be imposing, double-Hitlers?
>>3016162
Didn't ask for your life story.
2 hours later 3016173 Nozzy
>>3016163
Nice
2 hours later 3016177 Kareshi (1404947054264.jpg 292x298 18kB)
>>3016170
2 hours later 3016182 Anonymous
>>3016162
POST CAT EARS
2 hours later 3016184 Anonymous
>>3015715
had my first drink today actually
brother and his gf were home and we were watching game of thrones and he went out and bought smirnoff screwdrivers
I had one
it made my tummy warm and my feet all stumbly
2 hours later 3016189 Senpai
>>3016162
Is he actually a nyan though?
>>3016166
lewd
you filthy slut
>>3016167
Oh I'll rub it in all right you little qt-voice
2 hours later 3016192 Jupp
>>3016163
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEv g7-qFAUI
2 hours later 3016198 Anonymous
>reading this muscle growth/weight gain fic I found on deviantart
>hey, it's actually really good
>it goes down that whole nasty domination route with the big guy going all "I'M THE BOSS NOW" mode
>tfw I'm ashamed of myself because dom/sub shit disgusts me more than my own horrible fetishes
2 hours later 3016202 Anonymous (lalahomoman.jpg 722x525 154kB)
>>3016198
What's wrong with dom/sub, anon?
I like it so long as not much pain is involved.
2 hours later 3016205 Anonymous
>>3016198
What fetishes?
2 hours later 3016206 Kareshi (1405694899874.png 422x413 134kB)
>>3016182
>>3016189
Still haven't bought them.
I'll get them when we get back from our trip.
2 hours later 3016209 Anonymous
>>3016189
s-senpai p-please n-noteice meeeee
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15e16FXCNno
2 hours later 3016211 Senpai
>>3016198
>it goes down that whole nasty domination route with the big guy going all "I'M THE BOSS NOW" mode
Disgusting.
If anything, muscle growth should be about getting big and strong to please your dom bf. Thinking about what a good boy you are and how good you'll be at squatting on his dick and massaging it between your thick thighs.
2 hours later 3016215 Anonymous (lemoralface.png 600x458 141kB)
>>3016206
post pics you faget
>>3016211
>mfw that's what I'm hoping to do when i get a bf
2 hours later 3016216 Senpai
>>3016206
You lazy little shit
>>3016209
D'aw that giggle
2 hours later 3016219 Jupp
>>3016192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOo WjGzgY-U
2 hours later 3016222 Kareshi
>>3016216
;_;
>>3016215
No, especially not since /lgbt/ has an archive now.
2 hours later 3016227 Anonymous
>>3016205
muscle growth/weight gain, I just said
I have a thing for really, really big guys
world-class powerlifters and defensive linemen on college football teams
>>3016202
it just sounds gross and abusive to me
changing yourself entirely to please your top, getting rewarded for good behavior and punished for bad behavior
there's self-improvement and then there's Stockholm Syndrome
2 hours later 3016228 Jupp
>>3016219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uro 9hjHSsiw
2 hours later 3016231 Anonymous
>>3016222
It's kinda bad that we do have an archive since out troll always goes through it to try and dox people
2 hours later 3016233 Nozzy
>>3016157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLu c8vjny5c
2 hours later 3016234 Anonymous
>>3015841
Try this one
Fischers Fritz fischt frische Fische, frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritz.
2 hours later 3016235 Anonymous
>>3016231
Our*
2 hours later 3016236 Jupp (tumblr_mvt1yxIc6t1s2jinvo1_500.jpg 500x375 36kB)
>>3016228
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjy 71RPGnkA
"Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole"
Poetry is no place for a heart that's a whore
And I'm young & I'm strong
But I feel old & tired
Overfired
And I've been poked & stoked
It's all smoke, there's no more fire
Only desire
For you, whoever you are
For you, whoever you are
You say my time here has been some sort of joke
That I've been messing around
Some sort of incubating period
For when I really come around
I'm cracking up
And you have no idea
No idea how it feels to be on your own
In your own home
with the fucking phone
And the mother of gloom
In your bedroom
Standing over your head
With her hand in your head
With her hand in your head
I will not pretend
I will not put on a smile
I will not say I'm all right for you
When all I wanted was to be good
To do everything in truth
To do everything in truth
Oh I wish I wish I wish I was born a man
So I could learn how to stand up for myself
Like those guys with guitars
I've been watching in bars
Who've been stamping their feet to a different beat
To a different beat
To a different beat
I will not pretend
I will not put on a smile
I will not say I'm all right for you
When all I wanted was to be good
To do everything in truth
To do everything in truth
You bloody mother fucking asshole
Oh you bloody mother fucking asshole
Oh you bloody mother fucking asshole
Oh you bloody mother fucking asshole
Oh you bloody mother fucking asshole
Oh you bloody...
I will not pretend
I will not put on a smile
I will not say I'm all right for you
For you, whoever you are
For you, whoever you are
For you, whoever you are
2 hours later 3016237 Anonymous (somieisnotaslut.jpg 551x324 57kB)
>>3016222
m8 pls, you can just show the top of his head if you need to
>>3016227
It shouldn't be abusive unless there's some wack ass shit going on.
And yeah, people get off to that. I know i do because I have bugger all for self-worth and I just like pleasing people.
2 hours later 3016238 Kareshi
>>3016231
Not suprising.
Is anyone else watching Love Stage? It's the other homo anime this season. The character designs are very shoujo and took some getting used to but the show is growing on me.
2 hours later 3016241 Anonymous
>>3016222
okaY now i AM blushing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xCIvmVA7eP
2 hours later 3016245 Anonymous
>>3015884
are they coming to Milwaukee?
2 hours later 3016247 Anonymous
>>3016238
Just be careful with what you post. He's really fucking crazy and obsessive.
2 hours later 3016249 Senpai
>>3016241
Where you from qt
I thought I heard a bit of an accent when you said "how are you supposed to stay away from that"
2 hours later 3016255 Anonymous
>>3016211
>tfw not fit enough for senpai
2 hours later 3016256 Nozzy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B6 E0mijV5A
one of my favorite songs when I am feeling the feels
"If i forget to set the alarm and sleep on through the dawn don't remind me. I'd rather be dreaming of someone than living alone."
2 hours later 3016258 Anonymous
>>3016231
I just feel bad for anyone that tries to use doxed information about me for anything.
>50k+ Hospital debt from insuranceless gall bladder removal surgery.
>2k$+ in 5+ year old credit card debt.
>3 closed bank accounts due to overdraft.
Honestly, the worst thing they could do to me is inconvenience me by attempting to hijack my steam account, but I've already gone through that identify theft reclamation hoop process.
2 hours later 3016260 Anonymous
>>3016245
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06IdJ7fEMtl
2 hours later 3016261 Anonymous
>>3016249
guersssssssssssssssssssssss
2 hours later 3016264 Anonymous
>>3016261
The Virgin Islands? ;3
2 hours later 3016270 Anonymous
>>3016264
You're...half right I guess. The virgin part. But Islands not so much.
Come on, i want to know what my accent sounds like.
2 hours later 3016278 Senpai
>>3016261
It sounded kind of Minnesotan
but it could just be Canadian
2 hours later 3016279 Anonymous
>>3016270
I can change that virgin part for you
2 hours later 3016280 Jupp (anigif_enhanced-buzz-26068-1369706283-5.gif 500x200 734kB)
>>3016236
Last one good night.
http://www.jukebo.com/michelle-shoc ked/music-clip,anchorage,x5pxsl.htm l
2 hours later 3016283 Anonymous
>>3016256
bad, bad, bad
2 hours later 3016285 Anonymous
>>3016157
this is me now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z7B jasi12mE
3 hours later 3016298 Seri
Seri is bored
What is seri to do
Seri lacks droogs
Seri lacks alcohol
Seri is staying with parents until college starts
Seri bored
3 hours later 3016299 Anonymous
>>3016270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lqOmgxvEhb
>>3016278
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u2D8nJ24Fp
3 hours later 3016303 Anonymous
>>3016298
Seri should post his qt belly
3 hours later 3016305 Seri
>>3016303
Seri found droogles.
But belly requires effort take pictures anon.
3 hours later 3016309 Anonymous
>>3016305
;_; ok...I understand
3 hours later 3016313 Seri (picture020.jpg 1280x720 106kB)
>>3016309
Finneee
3 hours later 3016316 Anonymous
>>3016313
L-lewd! But qt as always
3 hours later 3016317 Anonymous
>>3016313
th-thats lewd
3 hours later 3016319 Seri
>>3016317
But censored lewd, so the mods don't get buttmad
3 hours later 3016320 Anonymous
All I want is a cute, sweet bf to cuddle with and watch competitive melee and have hot sex with.
Why is life pain
3 hours later 3016322 Clownshoes
>>3016320
Tourneyfags hate fun though.
3 hours later 3016323 Anonymous
>>3016320
I'd do that with you, but you'd have to define what you call cute ;_;
3 hours later 3016327 Senpai
>>3016313
qt
>>3016320
Because you touch yourself
3 hours later 3016328 Anonymous
>>3016299
Fuck, I really am drunk.
Damn it.
3 hours later 3016329 Anonymous
>>3016327
Is your belly similar to Seri's, senpai?
3 hours later 3016332 Whippy
>>3016320
who do you usually play
3 hours later 3016337 Seri
Hey guys.
I am the into acid right now
Just started kicking in
3 hours later 3016346 Anonymous (1404031162660.jpg 1920x1200 529kB)
>>3016337
have some fun wallpapers
3 hours later 3016348 Anonymous
>>3016332
The question is: who's your main? Not that anon btw
3 hours later 3016351 Whippy
>>3016348
I was trying to avoid using such a cancerous word but ok
3 hours later 3016352 Senpai
>>3016329
You'd have to go on a date with me to find out
3 hours later 3016353 Anonymous (1404801812283.jpg 552x327 39kB)
>>3016322
Then we'll hate fun together
>>3016323
Faces, really. Like cute eyes and smile.
>>3016332
Marth, Falcon, Peach, in that order. Mewtwo if I'm dicking around
>>3016337
>
3 hours later 3016355 Anonymous
>>3016351
Oh sorry
3 hours later 3016357 Anonymous (1348886573991.jpg 1920x1080 1146kB)
>>3016337
3 hours later 3016358 Anonymous
>>3016352
We were supposed to go tonight faggot.
3 hours later 3016361 Anonymous
>>3016352
But that'll never happen ;_;
>>3016353
But you probably wouldn't like my body
3 hours later 3016365 Whippy
>>3016353
Do you play P:M at all or just melee?
3 hours later 3016367 Senpai
>>3016358
What
that's not a date
>>3016361
;_; how sad
3 hours later 3016368 Seri
>>3016357
You are a saint and I luv you
3 hours later 3016369 Kareshi
>>3016346
Yo that's a Magic card
Imperial Archangel
3 hours later 3016372 Anonymous (1350996220330.jpg 1920x1200 1387kB)
>>3016337
kinda creepy
3 hours later 3016378 Anonymous
>>3016367
Just know that I'd totally go on a date with you should our paths ever cross
3 hours later 3016384 Anonymous (1349553912455.jpg 1920x1200 806kB)
>>3016369
i know it is, and i love it
3 hours later 3016385 Anonymous (4y76uIm.png 640x427 347kB)
>>3016361
Maybe not, I dunno. Can't judge what I haven't seen.
>>3016365
I would definitely play P:M if I had a Wii. I've only got a Gamecube though. I'm hopefully picking up a Wii U soon. Who are your mains?
3 hours later 3016386 Seri
>>3016372
It's neat, makes me feel sad for living in this year.
Such a ashitty time period
3 hours later 3016390 jim lahey, trailer park supervisor
>>3016337
Where do I get acid that works in 20 minutes? Also nice belly show us yer heiny
3 hours later 3016396 Anonymous
>>3016386
Wish I could hug you
3 hours later 3016397 Anonymous (1349728649067.jpg 1680x1050 456kB)
>>3016368
dawww, i'm just tryin to give you a good trip bb
3 hours later 3016399 Seri
>>3016390
Kicking in anon, not fully peaking yet
I already did bp in past threads
y u do this to me
3 hours later 3016406 Whippy (_006_charizard_by_izzyreddragon-d5goirn[1].png 900x592 548kB)
>>3016385
Pretty much just adult link in melee, charizard and adult link in p:m. I don't play nearly as much or as often as my friends though. One is a huge tourneyfag with autistic technical skill, the other is so good it would be scary to see how he'd play if he had our other friends' autistic technical skill
he would be like m2k
3 hours later 3016409 Kareshi (1404027881693.jpg 300x413 44kB)
>>3016384
>Loving an 8-drop that doesn't win the game on the spot
3 hours later 3016412 Anonymous (1349748358300.jpg 1920x1200 989kB)
>>3016386
aw i didn't mean to make you sadz
3 hours later 3016413 Anonymous
>>3016367
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12bUGNLhSYH
3 hours later 3016414 Anonymous (1403312618468.png 705x482 578kB)
>>3016357
>mfw Moebius is dead
3 hours later 3016417 Anonymous (1350884540216.jpg 1920x1080 683kB)
>>3016409
>not loving a card for it's artwork
fuck off faget
3 hours later 3016419 Seri
>>3016412
No not sad,
Idk
Regretful.
In the past people got to explore the world, in the future people are gonna get to explore the universe
And more than likely nobody we know now is going to experience that because we live in today's age and not then in the past or future
3 hours later 3016423 Seri
>>3016417
That's my old phone background!
3 hours later 3016426 Anonymous (1350985971298.jpg 1920x1200 220kB)
>>3016414
pls don't remind me
3 hours later 3016428 Senpai
>>3016413
I'll show you what boypussy is, Anon.
Just pull down your pants and bend over.
3 hours later 3016434 Anonymous (1351996743937.jpg 1920x1200 535kB)
>>3016423
that's awesome
and i'm gonna stop now, hopefully i've provided enough tripable material
3 hours later 3016439 Seri
>>3016434
you have, and you've earned Seri bp if you want
3 hours later 3016448 Anonymous (1360729908542.jpg 2560x1600 370kB)
>>3016439
oh no, that isn't necessary, just have a good trip for me
3 hours later 3016449 Seri
>>3016448
That pic just blew my mind,
Artists are geniuses
3 hours later 3016458 Anonymous
>>3016428
>>3016428
I really am that ignorant/drunkl
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0A8mmREsmAc
3 hours later 3016463 Senpai
>>3016458
This is boypussy
http://i.imgur.com/PalqPNH.png
sometimes it's used more loosely to refer to this in general
http://i.imgur.com/ImRIkKY.jpg
4 hours later 3016466 Anonymous (image.jpg 180x231 11kB)
>tfw cant even score dick on grindr
;____;
i want it NOW
4 hours later 3016470 Anonymous
So how is everyone doing tonight.
4 hours later 3016474 Seri
>>3016470
pretty good
but that might just be a cause of influences being under one
4 hours later 3016477 Anonymous
>>3016463
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LF0bWqi0pc
4 hours later 3016486 jim lahey, trailer park supervisor (me-gusta-ich-mag-l.png 1500x1173 567kB)
>>3016463
4 hours later 3016487 Senpai
>>3016477
The real question is, how are you NOT supposed to post it?
4 hours later 3016490 Anonymous
>>3016487
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jtvzjszCW8
4 hours later 3016492 Anonymous
Better give Senpai what he wants, and the only thing he wants is pictures of your butt.
4 hours later 3016493 Senpai
>>3016490
I don't know, you'll have to explain further
4 hours later 3016497 Clownshoes
>>3016470
Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.
4 hours later 3016499 jim lahey, trailer park supervisor
>>3016470
4 hours later 3016502 Anonymous
This just happened to me so I came here to post about it... I worked up the courage to go out in girl clothes to solicit for alcohol. I'm 21 but it felt more naughty to have to beg someone, and it was a good excuse to approach random men. Walking to the grocery store in the dark rrreally riled me up and I almost turned around but I smoked one of the two cigarettes I brought and it calmed me. Most of the way was really dark, but one of the intersections near the store was well lit and a line of cars had gathered when I walked by. I'm happy to say I strode by puffing my cigarette but my stomach was butterflies and my knees almost gave out when I walked back into the dark. Luckily it was dark because my erection was throbbing after showing off my body to all the cars. In the rest of the short walk to the store I manage to arrange my bulge so it was unnoticeable unless you were very close. Standing outside watching the front door, I began to doubt again! "What if I saw someone I know? What if someone calls the cops? Why am I doing this? What if someone actually wants to use my body?" Once I got back onto the erotic train of thought my resolve solidified because I knew I was a slut and I had to do this.
4 hours later 3016503 Senpai
>>3016502
>girl clothes
mtfgen is over there, anon
4 hours later 3016515 Anonymous
>>3016503
When are we drinking?
4 hours later 3016516 Anonymous
>>3016503
Quiet you, this is interesting
4 hours later 3016517 Senpai
>>3016515
When you grow a pair
4 hours later 3016525 Anonymous
ffs buttslut do it soon so he'll stop fixating on people from other countries. He needs a Canadian.
4 hours later 3016527 Clownshoes
>>3016516
Oh please. This kind of poorly-parsed fetish fiction isn't worth the bytes it's printed on.
4 hours later 3016530 Anonymous
>>3016493
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1a4Y9lHSKpE
IM SORRY OK
YOU DONT WANT TO SEE MY HAIRY, 230LB ASS
4 hours later 3016534 Anonymous
>>3016525
Sean pls
4 hours later 3016535 Anonymous (1403564901622.gif 300x253 1814kB)
>>3016515
When aren't we?
>rimshot
4 hours later 3016549 Anonymous
>>3016517
How do I grow a pair?
4 hours later 3016552 Clownshoes
>>3016549
Click your heels together three times and wish really hard.
4 hours later 3016553 Anonymous
>>3016549
Grow a pair
4 hours later 3016554 Senpai
>>3016530
But we all like hairy asses around here anon
>>3016549
Suck 10 days, let the testosterone flow through your body
4 hours later 3016557 Senpai
>>3016554
>10 days
dicks*
4 hours later 3016558 Anonymous
>>3016549
You be the slutty bottom that he assumes everyone besides himself is.
4 hours later 3016562 Anonymous
>>3016530
green bay Wisconsin?
4 hours later 3016563 Anonymous
>>3016554
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uqWM7fOrIh
4 hours later 3016564 Anonymous (1376881500168.jpg 259x567 73kB)
>>3015884
West side best side
you wouldn't be an east side pleb, would you?
4 hours later 3016566 Anonymous
>>3016557
One dick per day
4 hours later 3016568 Anonymous
>>3016562
yes.
none other.
4 hours later 3016570 Anonymous
>>3016568
If you're ever on the east side of Milwaukee you should stop by for some cuddles
4 hours later 3016571 Anonymous
>>3016554
>>3016557
Where do I find ten dicks?
>>3016558
I'm afraid i'll become a slut once I taste the D. I've been talking to a guy who wants to put me in chastity too.
4 hours later 3016586 Seri
Seri is back,
What did I miss
4 hours later 3016587 Anonymous
>>3016570
Man, you're tempting me. you really are. I'm too rdrunk to mak the drive, but I'd do it for some gay cuddles.
YOU DON'T GET HOW LONELY I AM.
4 hours later 3016588 Anonymous
>>3016587
In Milwaukee we have a lot of theater majors at UWM, so boys are easy pickings, I could introduce you to some friends who like a bit of chub.
4 hours later 3016592 Senpai
>>3016563
:3
fuzzy butt is best butt
>>3016571
go for it anon
4 hours later 3016595 coffee (catsushi.jpg 570x535 24kB)
>Tons of gaygeners are from Wisconsin
What the fuck is with that, why are none of you offering to go to Tim and Eric with me ;_;
4 hours later 3016596 Anonymous
>>3016588
GOD DAMN IT, THIS ISN'T FAIR. YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THIS WHOLE SEDUCING THING.
>>3016592
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d7him4HZJQ
4 hours later 3016597 Anonymous (onesie.jpg 720x960 108kB)
I was too late to the onesie edition.
Saw this in Target today.
4 hours later 3016601 Anonymous (mfwribrab.png 346x502 156kB)
>>3016571
>tfw normally very low sex drive, but there's that one guy who makes you feel like this
4 hours later 3016603 Senpai
>>3016596
We all like fuzzy butt around here
4 hours later 3016605 Anonymous
>>3016596
Well if you have to come to Milwaukee give me a visit.
4 hours later 3016607 Anonymous
>>3016603
I don't believe you! Prove it!
4 hours later 3016610 Senpai (fuzzy otterman.jpg 500x750 101kB)
>>3016607
How
I don't wanna post my whole collection of fuzzy butts
4 hours later 3016615 Anonymous
>>3016610
this would make a good phone wallpaper if the resolution wasn't shit
4 hours later 3016618 Anonymous
>>3016610
I...I don't know...I still have doubts.
>>3016605
DAMN YOU. I WANT TO COME TO MILWAUKEE SO I CAN GET FUCKED, BUT IM DRUNK AND DOUBTFUL BUT I WANT COCK SO BAD
4 hours later 3016623 Senpai
>>3016618
Dang qt-accent anon you got thirsty fast
post fuzzy butt
4 hours later 3016626 faggot stuck in a locker
Gorram party buses stopping at the intersection right below my apartment.
4 hours later 3016630 Anonymous
>>3016623
shut up my accent isn't that cute you're lying
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O9dzTfwmQf
5 hours later 3016637 Senpai
>>3016630
Well I mean it's not as qt as a fully Minnesotan accent but it's still qt
Also d'aww
cockhungriness never sounded so kawaii.
5 hours later 3016638 Whippy
>tfw no fluffy flappy
5 hours later 3016642 Senpai
>>3016638
What's fluffy flappy
does he have a shiny version
5 hours later 3016645 Anonymous (ss (2014-07-05 at 10.48.53).jpg 526x256 37kB)
>>3016638
>tfw whips got to live near flappy and you didn't
fuck life
5 hours later 3016646 Clownshoes
>>3016642
Pokemon's for losers.
5 hours later 3016647 Whippy
>>3016642
>does he have a shiny version
he gets shiny when you lick him
>>3016645
B
T
F
O
5 hours later 3016648 Seri
I hear talk of butts
http://imgur.com/TPhTMYk
5 hours later 3016651 Senpai
>>3016647
How extremely lewd
5 hours later 3016652 Anonymous
>>3016637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QggnoQUXt6
I'm said you lie minnesotan viking scum who have 0 superbowl trophies Accent better than wisconsin tho:(
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QggnoQUXt6
5 hours later 3016657 Anonymous (1400913265359.jpg 198x219 4kB)
>>3016652
>I'm said you lie minnesotan viking scum who have 0 superbowl trophies Accent better than wisconsin tho:(
...what?
5 hours later 3016659 faggot stuck in a locker
>>3016657
He's from Wisconsin, his default state is drunkeness.
5 hours later 3016660 Senpai
>>3016652
How hairy is "extremely"? Are you a furry's dream made flesh?
5 hours later 3016663 Anonymous (ss (2014-07-05 at 10.48.02).jpg 291x368 27kB)
>>3016647
once i get to flappy i'm going to go sit on you faggot
5 hours later 3016664 Whippy
>>3016663
you gonna sit on my dick m8
5 hours later 3016668 Senpai
>>3016663
>>3016664
>bottomfight
yesss
these are one of my favourite things on here
5 hours later 3016670 Anonymous (ss (2014-07-05 at 10.50.58).jpg 202x194 16kB)
>>3016664
No, I'm going to sit on you and make you watch whille I have a dragon dildo fight with flappy
5 hours later 3016676 Anonymous (canadiancock.png 416x452 114kB)
>>3016668
>canadian
>top
5 hours later 3016677 Anonymous
>>3016657
Okay, I'll try that again.
I am disappointed that you like the accent of the disgusting Minnesotans, who have never won a single super bowl trophy in the life of their professional football team 'The vikings' more than you enjoy the accent of the Attractive and Skilled Wisconsinites, whose Football team 'the Packers' has won more super bowl trophies than the Minnesotans.
That okay? I am trying really hard.
>>3016659
I mean...you're not wrong...
>>3016660
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XAebtcy1o1
5 hours later 3016679 Whippy
>>3016670
incorrect
5 hours later 3016681 Senpai
>>3016677
I'll take a first helping of fuzzy butt
5 hours later 3016685 Anonymous (femininepenis.png 768x614 13kB)
>>3016679
>implying you're even hip-height on me
whips pls, you have no choice
5 hours later 3016686 faggot stuck in a locker
>>3016677
>disgusting MInnesotans
Don't make me come over there and kick your drunk cheesehead ass.
5 hours later 3016688 Anonymous
>>3016659
>tfw I live in Wisconsin and people still ID me, and yet don't ID obvious 15 year olds.
5 hours later 3016693 Buttslut (Dekomori Dance.gif 500x500 836kB)
>>3016686
We old trip fags now? We old trip fags now.
5 hours later 3016695 Anonymous
>>3016686
UNF, put your money where my mouth is bb.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03iWYzhevEa
5 hours later 3016697 coffee (booty had me like.gif 300x225 1833kB)
>MFW everybody wants Flappy but only you hold his heart
Git cute senpais
5 hours later 3016698 Senpai
>>3016697
Are you gonna pound his butt
5 hours later 3016703 Anonymous
I just wanna say that intermittent fasting is fucking amazing. I'm a skinny fat guy who has been trying to get into shape since April. No matter what I did, I hardly noticed a difference. I started intermittent fasting and my moobs drastically reduced, so did my belly fat. I still have upper body fat that I want to get rid of, but I have no doubt that, if I continue on this path, I'll finally stop being skinny fat. I am fucking happy as fuck right now
5 hours later 3016704 Anonymous
>>3016698
THIS is the best you're gonna get.
SELF CONSCIOUSNESS IS KILLING ME
5 hours later 3016705 Anonymous (NAH.jpg 789x708 83kB)
>>3016704
5 hours later 3016706 Senpai
>>3016704
but anon there's nothing there
5 hours later 3016708 Anonymous
>>3016703
>intermittent fasting
Enjoy your colds
5 hours later 3016710 faggot stuck in a locker
>>3016695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1N4OiDHrQHY
5 hours later 3016711 Senpai
>>3016704
>>3016705
slut
:3
5 hours later 3016713 Anonymous
>>3016695
It's okay qt voice guy, NFL is coming up and then he can cry about how OP Aaron GODgers is.
5 hours later 3016714 Anonymous
>>3016708
I don't give a shit
5 hours later 3016715 Anonymous (poop.jpg 598x544 62kB)
>>3016697
fuck you ;_; there's too much competition for the flappy d
5 hours later 3016716 Flappy (kpnPtel.jpg 3264x1840 859kB)
>>3016697
Stop gloating
>>3016638
>fluffy
wah
5 hours later 3016718 Anonymous
> go to a gay bar have guys buy you drinks
> gay guy asked if he wanted me to sit with him
> girl danced on me grabbed my bicep and said I was her bf to get guys away from her
>tfw home alone
>tfw going to die alone
I hate life
I really hate who I am. I'm a straight /fit/izen and the gays and girls loved me but why even live? I'm Christian but I probably should just kill myself. I have nobody and I'm enslaved to myself. I can't wait to die. Why do I have to be /fit/ so I can go be an alcoholic again?
5 hours later 3016722 Anonymous (tumblr_n8s85rGbYQ1qcvimoo3_1280.jpg 729x734 449kB)
give me one good reason why powerlifters aren't the greatest husbandos ever
5 hours later 3016723 coffee (glamour.jpg 500x424 24kB)
>>3016716
>Not gloating constantly
5 hours later 3016724 Whippy
>>3016697
>implying flappy wouldnt marry me RIGHT MEOW if i proposed
5 hours later 3016725 Anonymous
>>3016710
Vyqueens pls go
5 hours later 3016726 coffee (brazzers.gif 250x144 547kB)
>>3016724
>Implying he wouldn't murder you for me if I left my boyfriend.
5 hours later 3016727 Anonymous
>>3016718
idunno what the fuck you're bitching about m8
you're handsome, you get attention from both genders, you're fit
5 hours later 3016729 Whippy
>>3016726
Wait why would he have to murder me? Do you mean murder me for you to leave your boyfriend?
5 hours later 3016735 Anonymous
>>3016727
Nobody notices the gainz. I'm not handsome, they were just drunk and lonely. I can't wait to die. I'm waiting for that day. sorry if I'm ruining the thread
5 hours later 3016736 Flappy (lawdhavemercy.jpg 640x480 39kB)
>>3016729
>>3016726
>>3016724
>>3016723
N-no need to fight over me
You're both pretty
5 hours later 3016741 Anonymous (lewhippyface.png 1024x1024 20kB)
>>3016729
because ur a cheeky cunt m8
5 hours later 3016743 Anonymous
>>3016711
Guh. What I wouldn't do to hear you say that to me in person.
>>3016710
I think someone's rustled they've never won any superbowls.
And fuck you there's nothing wrong with cheese. ever get your hands on a good swiss? aint holey for nothin' bb.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Xz015yuu7b
5 hours later 3016744 Whippy
>>3016741
i'll whippy your face
5 hours later 3016745 coffee (Deal with it.jpg 184x251 6kB)
>>3016741
>>3016729
Also because everybody needs to die
5 hours later 3016746 Anonymous (tumblr_n8s85rGbYQ1qcvimoo1_1280.jpg 729x734 411kB)
>eleven posts later
>not a single rebuttal
>not even an attempt
point proven
5 hours later 3016747 faggot stuck in a locker
>>3016743
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bqWzROLbnG
5 hours later 3016751 Anonymous
>>3016747
>Using gay as an insult when you are in gaygen
Minnesotan logic
5 hours later 3016754 Senpai
>>3016747
OOOOH GURRRL SLLLAAAAYYYY YAAAAAAAASSS
#shade
5 hours later 3016756 Anonymous
>>3016751
shut up faggot
5 hours later 3016757 Clownshoes
>>3016751
Shut up, faggot.
5 hours later 3016763 Anonymous
>>3016747
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zBxK7i6LOt
5 hours later 3016770 Anonymous
>>3016751
>being this much of a whiny queero on 4chan
5 hours later 3016771 Anonymous
>>3016756
>>3016757
As if you're not a fag
5 hours later 3016773 faggot stuck in a locker
>>3016763
Echo? Are you so drunk that you can't even hear properly now?
5 hours later 3016775 Anonymous
>>3016771
please, i'm so straight i make buttslut seem gay.
5 hours later 3016778 Buttslut
>>3016718
Did you know the girl? Is this what gay bars are like?
5 hours later 3016780 Anonymous
>>3016775
So you don't want a nice warm tasty cock
how sad
5 hours later 3016781 Anonymous (1367426285040.png 300x302 117kB)
>>3016780
n-no
that's gross anon.
5 hours later 3016783 Anonymous (4-Nelson-Rodgers-laughing.jpg 640x360 38kB)
>>3016747
Stay mad Vyqueens
5 hours later 3016785 Anonymous
>>3016778
Theres a ton of straight girls and they can tell the straight guys
It was just a drunk girl.
Are there any twinks here no homo?
I have nobody..i just want a cute twink to love me
5 hours later 3016787 Anonymous
>>3016783
Aaron Rogers is as gay as they get.
5 hours later 3016789 Anonymous
>>3016744
you can't reach my face shorty ;3
>>3016745
no u
5 hours later 3016790 Anonymous
>>3016781
You must not like soft warm manly muscle
5 hours later 3016791 Buttslut
>>3016785
I'm probably a twink since I lost all that weight. But probably to hairy for it.
And gay bars sounds fun.
5 hours later 3016792 Anonymous
>>3016773
Confirmed 4 salty.
Come on mang, I know it sucks living in Minne-nosuperbowls-a, but you don't need to take it out on the rest of us with that negative attitude.
5 hours later 3016795 Anonymous
>>3016787
Zero (0) Superbowls
5 hours later 3016796 Anonymous (1381636528098.jpg 400x330 52kB)
>>3016790
nope not really.
5 hours later 3016797 Anonymous
>>3016791
It was fun
The girls are weird though
If you shave it off I'll buy you drinks and we can be cute no homo
5 hours later 3016800 Anonymous
>>3016796
Too bad you don't want to look at your bf's firm ass as you do squats together
5 hours later 3016801 Anonymous
>>3016795
>In a 2008 interview, Rodgers was asked if he lived with anybody. He replied:
"I've got a roommate, a guy I met in town. He works for the Packers now as an athletic trainer, but he was interning when I met him and we just hit it off."
"He's been great for me as far as great conversations outside of football. Our friendship goes a lot deeper than what we do,"
Honestly though I think it's great a quarterback as addicted to cock as Rodgers is has been so successful.
5 hours later 3016802 Clownshoes
>>3016771
Don't tell me what to do.
5 hours later 3016803 Anonymous
I have a cold ,gay gen. I feel like shit, what do?
5 hours later 3016805 Anonymous
>>3016801
>not wanting to go deep into Aaron GODgers
5 hours later 3016808 Anonymous (1398892119657.jpg 426x341 48kB)
>>3016800
Please stop. This is gross.
5 hours later 3016812 Clownshoes
>>3016803
Have a lie down.
5 hours later 3016815 Anonymous
>>3016812
...on my cock
5 hours later 3016816 Anonymous
Any twinks here?
5 hours later 3016817 Clownshoes
>>3016815
That wouldn't help his cold. If anything that'd exacerbate his condition.
5 hours later 3016821 Anonymous
>>3016816
I guess I'm a twink.
People always say I look 15 even though I'm 22
6 hours later 3016824 qt voice anon
but for real, unless there's any last requests, I think I'm gonna go to bed real quick here. i'm already dreading this hangover.
6 hours later 3016830 Anonymous
>>3016821
Would you like me to buy you a drink?
Im muscular and big and want to treat you cute...
6 hours later 3016834 Anonymous
>>3016824
read me a bed time story if you don't have one read this please
http: //poetryforchildren.tripod.com/poet ryforchildren/id18.html
6 hours later 3016837 Anonymous
>>3016830
Might be fun, what area of the world are you in?
6 hours later 3016841 Anonymous
>>3016837
Ohio you?
6 hours later 3016845 qt voice anon
>>3016834
>http: //poetryforchildren.tripod.com/poet ryforchildren/id18.html
wow, you just melted my fucking heart
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QCE26Tnj77
6 hours later 3016846 Anonymous
>>3016841
WI here
If you really want to find some cute guy do a lot of hobby activities, and then wait for a guy to come along.
6 hours later 3016852 Anonymous
>>3016845
Thank you fellow Wisconsinite, you have completed your proud mission of being a qt.
6 hours later 3016863 qt voice anon
>>3016852
augh god, i wish i felt this cute on a daily basis.
i should come here more often
6 hours later 3016925 Anonymous
new thread
>>3016924
8 hours later 3017044 Anonymous
>>3015715
Every day is the weekend when you work from home. HELP ME
28 hours later 3020983 Sad-on (IMG_5771205338571.jpg 250x241 17kB)
>19, 6'0, 132lbs
>virgin
>4/10 or 6/10 being extremely nice/lenient
>dom
>implying anyone would bottom
>tfw the only "advances" I've ever received were from "bears" who just wanted to "beat my stupid face in"
>meet cute femboy through mutal friend online
>"I would never with you, anon"
>mfw always
I wish I was asexual. Or just not alive ._.
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