4chan archive /int/ (index)
similar threads
2013-04-06 10:33 9762126 Anonymous (NATO.png 270x730 58kB)
>Denmark is irrelevant >Denmark is a non-country >Denmark? >Only legos and bacon come out of that shit hole >Danskjävlar >lel Where's your God now, haters?

2 min later 9762189 Anonymous
denmark makes bacon? time for snaps and Salmiac!

4 min later 9762237 Anonymous
Unlike your neighbors, you don't embrace your glorious viking heritage.

4 min later 9762238 Anonymous
>>9762189 >American eating salmiac Is this real life?

5 min later 9762256 Anonymous
>>9762237 We were the most succesful vikings but many Danes don't know this.

6 min later 9762286 Gringo (rip argentino.jpg 320x180 9kB)
You kill any more revered albino animals today? Around Danes, Never Relax

7 min later 9762307 Anonymous (1359583164856.png 257x262 129kB)
Who said Denmark is irrelevant? Its a pretty good country. >>9762286 >Filename

7 min later 9762320 Anonymous
>>9762256 Didn't say you weren't. But you guys don't seem to care or embrace this.

7 min later 9762331 Anonymous
>>9762286 I eat those for breakfast.

9 min later 9762373 Anonymous (1364260218541.jpg 649x638 50kB)
>>9762286 >tfw you haven't killed your your daily quota of ghost mooses.

10 min later 9762390 Anonymous
>>9762307 :3 >>9762320 Many Danes don't even care/ know that much about the vikings. So it's no surprise really. Everything I know about the vikings my granddad told me because he happens to know a lot about the vikings. We didn't have anything about them in school.

11 min later 9762435 Anonymous
DENMARK SEND BEER CAN'T COME UNTIL SUMMER

12 min later 9762448 Anonymous
>>9762238 I tried it after a thread on /int/. it burned the roof of my mouth like hell itself. it was tasty but I wouldn't buy it again (having to order it from the internet and all). If I lived in Scandinavia I would have it more oftne.

16 min later 9762570 Anonymous
>>9762435 Just take a car and go here? >>9762448 You'll get used to it.

17 min later 9762602 Anonymous (1363272706131.jpg 172x150 9kB)
You are so cute when you try to appear relevant, Danmark.

19 min later 9762671 Anonymous
They are just trying to make Swedes want to join too.

19 min later 9762683 Anonymous
>>9762126 Danskjävel

19 min later 9762693 Anonymous (Denmark-Norway 2.png 1357x628 43kB)
>>9762602 >Says Norway Do you remember the glorious times when we were a middle power in Europe?

20 min later 9762723 Anonymous
>>9762570 IT'S LIKE 150 MILES DON'T ASK WHAT I'M DOING UP HERE

21 min later 9762733 Anonymous
>>9762683 HATER!!! I'M GONNA WRECK YOU!!!

21 min later 9762740 Anonymous
>>9762693 just embrace the nordic irrelevancy. but yeah, good times.

22 min later 9762755 Anonymous
>>9762723 lel. I have 150 km to the German border where I can pick up the same beer as you for 1/3 of the price.

23 min later 9762787 Anonymous
>>9762755 AND THE GERMANS GET IT FROM POLAND AND NORWAY GETS IT FROM US

24 min later 9762806 Anonymous
>Denmark thinking its relevant because it holds some high positions in NATO NATO is a joke. NATO = Murrica, any other NATO member is basically just saying "I support the USA's right to put missile defense systems and military bases in my backyard".

24 min later 9762810 Anonymous (pone.jpg 262x617 40kB)
>>9762126 You control NATO, we in turn control you. We out-jewed you bacon boy, u jelly?

24 min later 9762811 Anonymous
>>9762787 IT'S A CONSPIRACY. THE JEWS DID THIS!

25 min later 9762850 Anonymous
>>9762806 Danish soldiers have been the most succesful in Afganistan and Libya. I just think that you're jealous.

25 min later 9762852 Anonymous
I've been on a vacation to Denmark once, long time ago but I do remember it was fun. First time I saw a wild deer lel. Oh and legoland was fun. But thats because I like Lego and not funparks.

26 min later 9762870 Anonymous
>>9762852 You went to the mini land?

26 min later 9762877 Anonymous
>>9762850 did you just ruin another thread

26 min later 9762878 Anonymous
>>9762810 >nordic council >relevant >meaningful >useful >anything more than a literature award source

26 min later 9762885 Anonymous
>>9762810 >Headquarter Copenhagen Seems like we were the most succesful jews after all?

26 min later 9762890 Anonymous (1341354247431.jpg 297x225 36kB)
>Danish nationalists on /int/

27 min later 9762901 Anonymous (IMG_0173.jpg 2592x1936 1697kB)
Thank for for the Legos, fuck Mega Bloks

27 min later 9762912 Anonymous
>>9762890 Smut tilbage til Kobenhavn

28 min later 9762934 Anonymous
>>9762850 Success is a relative term. It's easy to be be reasonably successful when you aren't the one having to facilitate the occupation aswell.

29 min later 9762973 Anonymous
>>9762934 That's true. We are like a special unit. We rely on a big force that holds the numbers down, but then we can be used in areas that requires special tactics like the Greenzone where we've been recently.

31 min later 9763023 Anonymous (1347486042501.jpg 496x375 43kB)
Daily reminder that everybody just automatically assumes that legos are from America, and nobody knows your country exists

31 min later 9763034 Anonymous (killyourself.jpg 240x320 46kB)
>>9762890 >Nationalists on /int/

32 min later 9763061 Anonymous
>>9763023 >Daily reminder that everybody just automatically assumes that legos are from America This is false. Everybody assumes Legos are from China because no small ticket items are made in America anymore.

32 min later 9763067 Anonymous
>>9762870 Eh dunno it was a long time ago.

33 min later 9763089 Anonymous
>>9763023 >>9763061 Haters gonna hate.

34 min later 9763125 Anonymous (1362285779542.png 299x331 54kB)
>>9763034 >anti-nationalists on /int/

37 min later 9763195 Anonymous (1358900222771.png 457x467 322kB)
>>9763125 >People on /int/

37 min later 9763209 Anonymous (1348851744827.gif 280x191 2634kB)
>A Dane expressing patriotic feelings. Shamefur disray! I bet you're not even Danish!

38 min later 9763224 Anonymous (1356259355558.jpg 196x242 12kB)
>>9762850 Yes yes, you were the best, goyim. Yes... the other countries are just jealous of you, but I'm sure that you will show them next time when we strike Iran, right?

39 min later 9763237 Anonymous
>>9763023 Daily reminder that America is no longer the worlds only superpower and will soon just be as irrelevant as us

39 min later 9763241 Anonymous (disgusting.jpg 352x245 7kB)
>>9763195 >/int/

40 min later 9763287 Anonymous
Don't worry OP, we like your country. Oslo is a very beautifull city and your codfish is delicious.

41 min later 9763300 Anonymous (1364519765794.jpg 720x540 224kB)
>>9763241 >/

42 min later 9763323 Anonymous
>>9763209 Sorry bro, I better report myself to the feminazis >>9763287 lelelelelelelelelel

43 min later 9763336 Anonymous
>>9763023 >legos ITS LEGO. NOT LEGOS IN EVERY FORM.

43 min later 9763355 Anonymous (1365033380183.jpg 846x819 111kB)
>>9763300 >>9763241 >

44 min later 9763364 Anonymous
>>9763323 >1864 complex. >Having anything to do with being a progressive faggot. Confirmed for not being Danish.

46 min later 9763400 Anonymous
>>9763364 Your logic is American. What's with the war in 1864?

47 min later 9763432 Anonymous (Denmark+v+Portugal+-+Group+B_+UEFA+EURO+2012.jpg 615x922 107kB)
>>9763209 >Not being nationalistic only when we win some sort of sports competition or other international event

48 min later 9763442 Anonymous (jesusvsthor2.jpg 1150x800 438kB)
>>9762126 >> Where's your God now, haters? Busy beating yours into a pulp.

49 min later 9763463 Anonymous
>>9763442 That's not Tor. That is someone who watched that German opera and thinks that's what Tor looks like.

49 min later 9763470 Anonymous (615-dayum-shame.jpg 393x393 81kB)
>>9763432 >Bendter

49 min later 9763478 Anonymous
>>9763400 Ved du ærlig talt ikke hvordan den anden slesvigske krig har påvirket dansk kultur..?

50 min later 9763495 Anonymous
>>9763432 That's all well and good but it won't happen in soccer until we lynch Morten Olsen and fucking Rommedahl

50 min later 9763497 Anonymous (1324258197595.jpg 250x250 39kB)
>>9763442 >He thinks Jesus is stronger than Tor

51 min later 9763522 Anonymous (tumblr_lxz0kqbwlC1r71hwjo1_500.jpg 488x631 133kB)
>>9763432 Please get that faggot off the internet >>9763442 faggot

51 min later 9763529 Anonymous
>>9763470 Bendtner is irrelevant, Cornelius will save our honour (in the 2016 euros)

52 min later 9763544 Anonymous
>>9763478 Jo vi gik fra at være aggresive til at være en flok nosselose socialdemokrater.

52 min later 9763552 Irefag the Second (morrigan.jpg 393x390 56kB)
>>9763522

53 min later 9763557 Anonymous
>>9762126 Denmark = overtaxed shithole

53 min later 9763569 Anonymous (1342828362178.png 210x230 7kB)
>>9763544 Det er vel én måde at sige det på...

53 min later 9763570 Anonymous
>>9763557 Canada = Shithole

54 min later 9763593 Anonymous (Egonsquare.jpg 216x215 19kB)
>>9763544 En flok hundehoveder og hængerove, lusede amatorer, elendige klamphuggere, latterlige skidesprællere, talentlose skiderikker, impotente grodbonder, småbornspædagoger og socialdemokrater!

54 min later 9763598 Anonymous
>>9763552 What a shitty ripoff.

55 min later 9763605 Anonymous (2012_06_18_Jesus_01.jpg 650x750 349kB)
>>9763463 Well, google thor and see what you get, this is thor as far as the majority of the world is concerned. >>9763497 >He thinks Jesus is stronger than Tor Well Jesus came back from the dead, how many times did thor come back from the dead?

55 min later 9763609 Anonymous
>>9763593 Lige det jeg ledte efter. 10/10

56 min later 9763621 Anonymous
>>9763605 Thor was a God and Gods don't die.

56 min later 9763639 Anonymous
>>9763605 Thor never died Checkmate

57 min later 9763648 Anonymous
>>9763621 Except for Balder... and you know Ragnarok.

57 min later 9763664 Anonymous
>>9763522 I see AoM :3

59 min later 9763695 Anonymous (aaviksoo_rasmussen1-300x200[1].jpg 300x200 15kB)
It is very true. Denmark gives NATO an invaluable service by providing it with a cute little man to take care of the tasks of General Secretary. They were buddies with our former Minister of Defence so I am confident I don't have to worry about anny attacks.

1 hours later 9763732 Anonymous (rasmussen_putin_0[1].png 200x200 55kB)
>>9763695 But then again. I just saw in the internet he is buddies with Putin also. What kind of double faced game are you playing here, Rasmussen?

1 hours later 9763785 Anonymous
>>9763732 >Putin >Not manlet What is he? 1,5m?

1 hours later 9763794 Anonymous
>>9763695 >>9763732 >Trust a Dane - Feel the pain

1 hours later 9763804 Anonymous
>>9763732 >Will show us to be a friend of Estonia, then make Russia attack Estonia so we have to send troops to "protect" our friends to keep the evil Russians away.

1 hours later 9763824 Anonymous (771.jpg 399x388 33kB)
>>9763804 >das fühl when this will never happen ;____;

1 hours later 9763832 Anonymous
>>9763804 Genious. Sounds like Danish masterplan where we loose to the Russians and ends up as amputated faggots only left with enemies.

1 hours later 9763834 Anonymous (fear-itself-thor-dead-1.jpg 600x270 74kB)
>>9763621 >>9763648 >>Except for Balder... and you know Ragnarok. this, just this. >>9763621 Well, thor did.

1 hours later 9763860 Gringo
>>9763785 He'd still quick your scrawny scarecrow ass any day of the week

1 hours later 9763873 Gringo
>>9763860 *kick

1 hours later 9763999 Anonymous
>>9763860 Why do you think so? I know /int/ is full of kids and nerds, but it must also have a large amount of people capable of beating a 60 year old man, whose claim to fame is that he became a junior champion of Leningrad in Judo at the time when Judo was not widely practiced in Soviet Union.

1 hours later 9764088 Gringo (putin'.jpg 200x212 5kB)
>>9763999 Nice trips But >Kid on 4chan vs >Former KGB member

1 hours later 9764242 Anonymous
>>9763860 Why do you hate us Gringo? What did we ever do to Peru

1 hours later 9764288 Gringo
>>9764242 You guys are alright I'm just taking the piss m8

1 hours later 9764342 Anonymous
Thanks for Refn,Viggo Mortensen,Nikolaj Coster-Waldau and Mads Mikkelsen Denmark

1 hours later 9764343 Anonymous
>>9764088 Former KGB really means nothing in this case. KGB was opening other peoples mail, installing listening devices in their apartments and then fapping to them having sex. KGB does not mean James Bond shit. As for Putin ... he certainly was rather strong guy. After all before his rise he served as a liaison between Petersburg municipal government and organized crime. A bookworm would have unnecessary complications in that task. But as I said before ... his claim to martial arts fame is being a Junior champion of Leningrad in what used to be an obscure sport at the time, he is 60 years old now and is not very large. Certainly strong enough to take on a "kid from 4chan", but you don't have to assume everyone in 4chan is a kid. It is near midnight in Denmark so smaller kids are asleep and for all we know the poster might have been a 25 year old Danish kick-boxer.

1 hours later 9764392 Anonymous
>>9762126 >Where's your God now, haters? Where's he been before?

1 hours later 9764488 Anonymous
>>9762126 >implying NATO is not shit >implying denmark is not a hat

1 hours later 9764625 Anonymous
>>9764488 But we are best hat.

3.329 0.117