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2018-04-11 07:07 88123417 Anonymous /brit/ (vaporwave dab pepe.jpg 3277x2186 1588kB)
What's up with that?
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack
What's up with that?
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack
What's up with that?
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack
What's up with that?
You'll cowards don't even smoke crack
1 min later 88123443 Anonymous
Aussie /brit/s are the best.
1 min later 88123450 Anonymous (lewalshman3.jpg 243x216 15kB)
>He thinks he's keeping his data away from corporations because he posts of Hiro's botnet instead of Zuckerberg's
1 min later 88123452 Anonymous
hand over the gfs and 'nettos and no one gets hurt
1 min later 88123453 Anonymous
B-I-G
P-o-pp-a
No info for the D-E-A
2 min later 88123462 Anonymous
hata you... don't even smoke crack, bitch you's a mark foo
3 min later 88123468 Anonymous
these are the worst threads this Ozzy needs to fuck off
3 min later 88123472 Anonymous
>>88123453
-D
3 min later 88123481 Anonymous (Emma bangs.jpg 620x930 86kB)
I want to sniff her rectum.
4 min later 88123488 Anonymous
>>88123468
wacky bruce>most /brit/ posters>a literal piece of shit dangling from a grannys arsehole>you
4 min later 88123489 Anonymous
canadians are worse than yanks tbqh
4 min later 88123490 Anonymous (KL5Ic3K.jpg 605x681 53kB)
>>88123450
This, you're on trackers every time you go on the internet and your phone can pinpoint your whereabouts at all times of the day. It's not a big deal.
4 min later 88123491 Anonymous
Learned that a "808" is actually a drum machine reccently
5 min later 88123498 Anonymous
>>88123450
Nothing to hide, nothing to fear :)
5 min later 88123504 Anonymous
No need to be greedy
I got mad friends with Benzes
C-notes by the layer, true fucking players
6 min later 88123522 Anonymous (download_1.png 305x165 9kB)
wacky bruce orbiters are the worst, aus posters are overrated
7 min later 88123532 Anonymous
>>88123522
t. paki bruce
7 min later 88123533 Anonymous
>>88123522
Thick cunt
7 min later 88123536 Anonymous
Ayo stop the thread a minute, I got something to say
/brit/, I want to tell you this shit right now, while this fucking weed is in me
8 min later 88123549 Anonymous
am a mild mannered bruce me
8 min later 88123551 Anonymous
ayo hol up
8 min later 88123560 Anonymous
>>88123549
classic melvin
8 min later 88123561 Anonymous (iP9u6bL.jpg 750x1147 139kB)
based front page of reddit I LOVE DIVERSITY AND PAKISTANIS LET THEM IN ALREADY
8 min later 88123565 Anonymous
>>88123522
Actually a spot on post. Can't stand Aussies on here either. Not funny, or interesting, or witty. I notice that it's the brown people that insist they're great, like that autistic lanky Sudanig
9 min later 88123579 Anonymous
>>88123561
Not a single word
9 min later 88123580 Anonymous
i mean it dawg
you ever need somebody offed?
whose throat is it
9 min later 88123581 Anonymous (1460962179447.png 650x650 28kB)
>>88123489
fuck you rosbif
11 min later 88123605 Anonymous
done stole the alpine outta eazy's 64
11 min later 88123609 Anonymous (machine posting dab pepe.jpg 320x320 16kB)
Ex-girl she the female version of me
I got strippers in my life, but they virgins to me
I hear everybody talkin' bout what they gonna be
I got high hopes for you niggas, we gon’ see
I got money in the courts so all my niggas are free
Bout to call your ass a Uber, I got somewhere to be
I hear fairy tales ‘bout how they gon’ run up on me
Well run up when you see me then and we gon’ see
11 min later 88123610 Anonymous
>>88123561
can't imagine being angry about this haha
what a life
11 min later 88123612 Anonymous
Armed and dangerous
Ain't too many can bang with us
12 min later 88123628 Anonymous (4t849H.png 1314x839 1179kB)
>can't imagine being angry about this haha
>what a life
12 min later 88123632 Anonymous (mcgregor face.png 475x510 344kB)
>>88123561
>Irish '''''Person'''' getting mad about people acting civilized
13 min later 88123635 Anonymous
>>88123628
me and the lads
13 min later 88123643 Anonymous
>>88123522
They're the same tards that suck off thai guy too
13 min later 88123647 Anonymous
>>88123561
based paddy rorke twitter poster
13 min later 88123653 Anonymous
bollocks
13 min later 88123654 Anonymous
>>88123628
How is that even a park? It's just an empty field.
Fucking Krauts.
14 min later 88123658 Anonymous
the elephanto meme used to be so good and pure i just hate how hes been misappropriated
14 min later 88123664 Anonymous
>>88123654
hey cities dude
hows your build going
15 min later 88123674 Anonymous
https://separatedbyacommonlanguage. blogspot.com.au/
Yanks S2 Brits
15 min later 88123679 Anonymous
>>88123658
I made Elephanto in the first place fuck you, don't post my Elephant.
16 min later 88123698 Anonymous
Dear mama don't cry, you're baby boy's doing good
Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods
17 min later 88123712 Anonymous
>>88123674
aussie virus do not click
comp just keeps calling me a cunt and not working between 11-3 during the day
18 min later 88123721 Anonymous
>>88123712
pooting
18 min later 88123723 Anonymous (elephanto.png 650x650 13kB)
simple, unique, pure. no need to change him
18 min later 88123727 Anonymous
Reminder to report any 'thick cunt' posters for spam
18 min later 88123730 Anonymous
>>88123561
The only issue I'd take with this is that he's acting like an act of kindness is especially surprising in the South.
18 min later 88123735 Anonymous
>>88123727
loose cunt
19 min later 88123750 Anonymous
business idea: the name "lucy" but spelled "loosey"
19 min later 88123753 Anonymous
>>88123730
it's like the good samaritan
21 min later 88123781 Anonymous
get extremely angry over things I see on the internet I don't like simple as
21 min later 88123786 Anonymous
with you're feet on the air and you're head on the ground
try this trick and spin it, yeah
22 min later 88123794 Anonymous
>>88123781
don't have to justify yourself
just be a better person
22 min later 88123797 Anonymous
wtf this thread is so shitty /britfeel/ lied to me
22 min later 88123803 Anonymous
>>88123781
this, however, unironically
23 min later 88123810 Anonymous
>>88123794
uphold myself to high moral standards 2bh and am a very good person
24 min later 88123824 Anonymous
>>88123810
hehe okay
*steals your lunch money*
25 min later 88123848 Anonymous
>>88123824
>lunch money
if you didn't have a lunch card you went to a shit school
25 min later 88123858 Anonymous
And I say, what about breakfast at Tiffany's?
26 min later 88123862 Anonymous
>>88123858
Thick cunt
26 min later 88123865 Anonymous (heem man.jpg 500x482 19kB)
>>88123824
you've violated the NAP prepare to be pulverised
27 min later 88123885 Anonymous
Good afternoon gentlemen.
27 min later 88123889 Anonymous
>>88123865
sorry didn't know you were sleeping x
27 min later 88123891 Anonymous
>>88123885
Amsterdamlad?
27 min later 88123897 Anonymous
Who here too smart for deano?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmE bF2uhsZk
28 min later 88123901 Anonymous
Could heem anyone in this thread with ease.
28 min later 88123903 Anonymous
when i see people call other aussies melvin i get really mad because i am the true melvin
28 min later 88123904 Anonymous
>>88123891
yeh why not?
28 min later 88123907 Anonymous
>>88123885
Thick cunt
28 min later 88123919 Anonymous
So go on, go on
Come on leave me breathless
29 min later 88123924 Anonymous
>>88123903
Alri Marvin
29 min later 88123931 Anonymous
>>88123903
then don't be such a shitty poster like the others ozzys
29 min later 88123933 Anonymous
I once blew my friend as a prank
29 min later 88123939 Anonymous
>>88123897
i want a girl who can't read desu
30 min later 88123953 Anonymous
>tfw 5'6 and built like an Icelandic nurse
30 min later 88123955 Anonymous
*offers you half a pound of raw ground meat*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmh NdSi-CvI
32 min later 88123980 Melvin
Alri
32 min later 88123983 Anonymous
>>88123980
alri melvin
32 min later 88123985 Anonymous
>>88123980
hello n-word
32 min later 88123987 Anonymous
michael collins was a good lad
33 min later 88123995 Anonymous
>>88123953
What are icelandic nurses built like
33 min later 88124003 Melvin
>>88123995
Igloos
34 min later 88124008 Anonymous
Legitimately despise Americans
34 min later 88124009 Anonymous (hospodnii.jpg 250x343 24kB)
You see,
When you look into a man or womans eyes you can tell what kind of person they are within minutes, seconds if you're adept at it.
That's what makes the cultural marxists and new leftists mad. Blood. Blood is everything. It infuriates them because the values of "blank slate/we're all born the same" they had as gospel means jack shit in this context.
The good deeds and the sins, the strengths and the weaknesses, of every forebear that came before you pumps through your veins.
https://youtu.be/G7RmVQuo1A0
34 min later 88124014 Melvin
I suck South African cock for durries
35 min later 88124020 Anonymous
does all of Australia smell like eucalyptus?
36 min later 88124034 Anonymous
Business idea: white unity
36 min later 88124039 Anonymous
>>88124020
mostly smells of skips
36 min later 88124048 Anonymous
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?
36 min later 88124049 Anonymous
I HATE YANKS
36 min later 88124051 Anonymous
CAPITAL LETTERS
37 min later 88124059 Anonymous
BELLEND REEKS OF SKIPS
38 min later 88124066 Anonymous (1471968219280.jpg 1024x768 142kB)
*sniffs*
38 min later 88124070 Anonymous
/bort/ is so multicultural at night!! i love it
38 min later 88124073 Anonymous
Thatcherites? Nah. Not a fan.
38 min later 88124076 Anonymous
PI IS EXACTLY THREE
39 min later 88124089 Anonymous
how do you get capital numbers to show up on a laptop keyboard?
40 min later 88124100 Anonymous
ass hair is approaching terminal length
40 min later 88124103 Anonymous
whiter then you, muhammed
40 min later 88124104 Anonymous
>>88124089
dave
41 min later 88124115 Anonymous (1519880230348.jpg 600x450 46kB)
>>88124070
my son is also named Bort
42 min later 88124139 Anonymous
wish my mom would stop referring to the family dog as my "sister" its weird and im 22 years old
43 min later 88124147 Anonymous
>>88124139
your mum wanted a girl
43 min later 88124150 Anonymous
>>88124139
wish your mother would've strangled you at birth
43 min later 88124159 Anonymous
>>88124139
nigger
43 min later 88124162 Anonymous
>>88124147
i want to be a girl
44 min later 88124178 Anonymous
LOVE good tea me
did a big trip on the weekend to a nearby tea market and got some fresh Russian caravan tea blended up for me
44 min later 88124180 Anonymous
>>88124139
My mum actually named our dog what I was going to be called if I was a girl
45 min later 88124186 Anonymous
>>88124100
time for a wax lad
45 min later 88124190 Anonymous
>>88124162
I want a magic mobile phone with various apps that enable superpowers. For example one app would freeze time, another would make be invisible and so forth. Neither us can possible get what we want.
46 min later 88124202 Anonymous
forgot to read r/soccer last night so now I can't banter with the deanos at toil about the men kicking the ball
ffs
46 min later 88124207 Anonymous (1517367758662.jpg 1000x773 601kB)
Ton arrière-arrière-grand-père, il a défriché la terre
Ton arrière-grand-pere, il a labouré la terre
Et pis ton grand-pere a rentabilisé la terre
pis ton pere, il l'a vendu pour devenir fonctionnaire
47 min later 88124212 Anonymous
>>88124202
did you see that ludicrous display last night?
48 min later 88124222 Anonymous
>>88124147
that would make great sense if i didnt already have a sister whos 15 granted mom doesnt like her so much i think
49 min later 88124233 Anonymous
>>88124222
ok it's even more weird then
49 min later 88124235 Anonymous
prefer /birt/ ngl
49 min later 88124238 Anonymous
>>88124202
MotD
49 min later 88124241 Anonymous
>>88124207
J'avais pas besoin de ça :/
50 min later 88124252 Anonymous
>>88124241
brexit means brexit
50 min later 88124260 Anonymous
>>88124190
i am a girl though
50 min later 88124264 Anonymous
>>88124207
stop attracting frogs
51 min later 88124272 Anonymous (1511891273716.webm 480x480 1494kB)
51 min later 88124279 Anonymous
>>88124235
/trib/ is better desu
51 min later 88124280 Anonymous
>>88124260
no you're not
52 min later 88124290 Anonymous
>>88124252
>>88124264
diev et mon droit
soyez humbles, soyez reconnaissants
53 min later 88124298 Anonymous
>>88124290
shoo! shoo!!
53 min later 88124308 Anonymous
>>88124264
this song makes me sad
it says " your great great grandfather cleared the land, your gr8-grandfather worked the land, your grandfather profited from the land, and your father sold the land to become some government functionary, and now you live in a cold one room apartment dreaming at night of a little plot of earth to call your own
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvc EP0EjqIc
54 min later 88124323 Anonymous (s-l300.jpg 267x300 13kB)
The goal
55 min later 88124329 Anonymous
>>88124308
>your grandfather profited from the land, and your father sold the land to become some government functionary
middle class problems
55 min later 88124343 Anonymous
*does dallas*
57 min later 88124369 Anonymous
We need to murder all the poor and old people.
58 min later 88124385 Anonymous
>>88124323
Thick cunt
58 min later 88124388 Anonymous
>>88124369
the tories are already doing that
58 min later 88124400 Anonymous
Murdering a yank, in addition to all yanks, is my life's purpose
1 hours later 88124432 Anonymous
>>88124400
fantastic post
1 hours later 88124433 Anonymous
wrote an angry post then left the thread
1 hours later 88124462 Anonymous
>>88124400
Shut up melvin
1 hours later 88124463 Anonymous
murder my boipusi
1 hours later 88124518 Anonymous
>>88124432
Thick cunt
1 hours later 88124553 Anonymous
yanks are genocidal weirdos
1 hours later 88124563 Anonymous
remember when janny used to go on a madden if you posted asian women?
1 hours later 88124566 Anonymous
>>88124553
they take after you, you should be proud
1 hours later 88124601 Anonymous (1522915826140.jpg 3098x2074 569kB)
>>88124563
like this?
1 hours later 88124636 Anonymous
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0QzdFrKEHmT
1 hours later 88124639 Anonymous
>>88124553
I wuv yoo pop pop
1 hours later 88124653 Anonymous
>>88124563
Thick cunt
1 hours later 88124655 Anonymous
contemplating buying some raw denim
not a fan of the indigo dye rubbing off on your shoes and car seat initially one bit, though
1 hours later 88124683 Anonymous (1488477419117.jpg 1079x895 239kB)
>>88124639
1 hours later 88124709 Anonymous
What is the collective noun for British 'people'?
A nonce of brits?
A browning of brits?
1 hours later 88124724 Anonymous
>>88124709
A bunch of losers lmao
1 hours later 88124733 Anonymous
Havent the foggiest where i am supposed to procure sex from
Would visit prossies but cant really justify dropping £120 on an hour with some cold sex trafficked wiman
If go out and talk to girls at no point does the prospect of them leaving the club and travelling back to my flatshare even seem remotely possible
As for tinder and texting girls, ive always failed to get more than 2 responses
1 hours later 88124746 Anonymous
>>88124733
Stop being such a loser lol
1 hours later 88124760 Anonymous
NIGGAS IFFY UH
1 hours later 88124770 Anonymous
>>88124709
>>88124724
>>88124746
convict
1 hours later 88124781 Anonymous
so THIS >>88124770 is the world famous British banter................
1 hours later 88124787 Anonymous
>>88124746
How?
Am i just viscerally unattractive?
1 hours later 88124796 Anonymous
*guns down the australians with a bren gun*
ah much better
1 hours later 88124812 Anonymous
Just here to remind you that Lowland Scots aren't English
1 hours later 88124828 Anonymous
>>88124796
Thick cunt
1 hours later 88124835 Anonymous
A gentle reminder that Melbourne never was a penal colony
1 hours later 88124848 Anonymous
>>88124787
probs got no personality (like me)
1 hours later 88124852 Anonymous
Why do Australians get autistic about people now saying Melbun?
1 hours later 88124857 Anonymous
america was a big penis colony
1 hours later 88124860 Anonymous
Just remembered some of the earlier wanks I had as a young lad and I remember i used to like doing them in the bath. Damn it felt good.
1 hours later 88124875 Anonymous (emma-watson-hair-2014-gettyimages-478498249.jpg 1000x1500 204kB)
I want to smell the chair that Emma Watson farted in.
1 hours later 88124897 Anonymous
>>88124860
>wanking over the thought of you wanking as a young lad
nonce
1 hours later 88124899 Anonymous
>ywn be a house maid for a coven of mostly lesbian bi girls who sexually bully you
1 hours later 88124901 Anonymous
>>88124860
Thick cunt
1 hours later 88124902 Anonymous
>>88124852
You're thinking of kiwis
1 hours later 88124905 Anonymous
>>88124835
your mum loves my penile colony m8
1 hours later 88124908 Anonymous
Yes good goy let's bomb Syria into submission
1 hours later 88124909 Anonymous
>>88124875
deh
1 hours later 88124921 Anonymous (wtf_0.jpg 582x532 54kB)
https://youtu.be/2_q2RJG6StQ
WHAT did she mean by this
1 hours later 88124930 Anonymous
why do the europeans act like we're dragging them into conflict
could it be that theyre actually us states?
1 hours later 88124932 Anonymous
>>88124921
bizarre
1 hours later 88124937 Anonymous
>>88124921
Thick cunt
1 hours later 88124944 Anonymous
>>88124921
based paddy rorke twitter poster
1 hours later 88124946 Anonymous (1475063272248.png 429x410 60kB)
>>88124921
1 hours later 88124949 Anonymous
what is your most elaborate sexual fantasy?
1 hours later 88124953 Anonymous
>>88124930
This is the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture.
1 hours later 88124959 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLn d3AYEd2k
1 hours later 88124960 Anonymous
>>88124949
The girl in work confessing her love for me and after work we sneak back to her place and we fuck
1 hours later 88124965 Anonymous
>>88124944
o'rourke*
1 hours later 88124974 Anonymous
>>88124949
tits
1 hours later 88124998 Anonymous
>>88124921
Who cares Russia only uses the UN to troll anyway
1 hours later 88125004 Anonymous
>>88123498
Not if you are a White Nationalist
1 hours later 88125016 Anonymous
>>88124949
Not even meming but I've always got hard to the thought of fucking a girl on all fours but she has dildos attached to each elbow and knee so she's kneeling like a beautiful table but with dildos for legs of the table
1 hours later 88125030 Anonymous (1510952952434.png 645x729 36kB)
>Karl Marx must be rolling in his grave to see what has become of his homeland; Russia
1 hours later 88125046 Anonymous
marx was black
1 hours later 88125057 Anonymous
>>88125016
can you draw a picture?
1 hours later 88125062 Anonymous
>>88125016
low iq fantasy
1 hours later 88125071 Anonymous
>>88125016
hooting
1 hours later 88125073 Anonymous (Chug.jpg 604x453 69kB)
This is Comrade Chug
he's a Hero of the Soviet Union
he'll be in charge of you from here on out during your "rehabilitation"
1 hours later 88125077 Anonymous (1518512074243.png 687x686 408kB)
https://youtu.be/WL4EjW93Jzk
1 hours later 88125078 Anonymous
>>88124949
shagging monica
1 hours later 88125081 Anonymous
muhammad would be rolling in his grave to see what has become of his homeland; britain
1 hours later 88125116 Anonymous
>>88125073
chad bolshevism will save europe
1 hours later 88125119 Anonymous
if i became a dictator, i would bastardize all the worlds ideologies into one to piss off as many people as possible
1 hours later 88125125 Anonymous (lurtz.jpg 315x242 21kB)
Lurtz would be content in his grave to see what has become of his homeland; America
1 hours later 88125189 Anonymous
https://twitter.com/_CtP__/status/9 83807935607291904
Explain this
1 hours later 88125191 Anonymous (1490463752691.png 1200x800 43kB)
>>88125119
1 hours later 88125199 Anonymous
>>88124921
Apparently she has 3 degrees so maybe she is correct
1 hours later 88125200 Anonymous
>>88125189
haha oh wait looks like you guys just did
1 hours later 88125204 Anonymous (P_(1).jpg 170x169 8kB)
hey-hey, that was excellent!
what shall we do now?
1 hours later 88125206 Anonymous
american posts are so fucking awful
think i've seen one that made me half smirk ever
1 hours later 88125217 Anonymous
can only name two albanians
1 hours later 88125244 Anonymous
>>88125189
>tfw i used to think i was dumb
1 hours later 88125283 Anonymous
>>88124949
I get on a bus and the attractive women on the bus are informed that the first one to make me cum wins 50 grand
1 hours later 88125335 Anonymous
>>88124949
Sissy maid to a dominatrix that milks me via a prostate massage once a month.
1 hours later 88125348 Anonymous
>Asian posters leave
>thread is instantly less shitty
except for dave crying
1 hours later 88125349 Anonymous
what do irish thots think of the abortion referendum
1 hours later 88125351 Anonymous (BC1E2CF2-4DED-4B44-8B08-DAD438657F35.jpg 720x1280 133kB)
Celeb spotting on the commute.
1 hours later 88125375 Anonymous
>>88125351
that's richard whatsisname
1 hours later 88125377 Anonymous
>>88124949
Plane crash. The only survivors are me and a mother with teen daughters.
2 hours later 88125406 Anonymous
poo
poo nigger
2 hours later 88125413 Anonymous
>>88125406
jew
jew bigger
2 hours later 88125420 Anonymous
Have had my main YouTube channel since at least 2008.
2 hours later 88125425 Anonymous
>>88125351
is that finch from game of thrones?
2 hours later 88125429 Anonymous (Aussie.jpg 960x1280 297kB)
need an aussie gf
2 hours later 88125439 Anonymous (1450968529269.jpg 400x388 36kB)
>>88125429
2 hours later 88125461 Anonymous
>>88125429
Thick cunt
2 hours later 88125469 Anonymous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnb rbvmclHc
2 hours later 88125472 Anonymous (wave.jpg 570x580 103kB)
Hi I'm back
2 hours later 88125480 Anonymous (998C81A3-2512-4AF4-8C46-D845C87709F4.jpg 1200x1200 207kB)
I want to lick Emma Watson’s anus and take a guess at what she had for lunch two days ago.
2 hours later 88125481 Anonymous
>Five Cameroon athletes have deserted the Commonwealth Games so they can stay in Australia
lmao the same country did the same thing in Scotland
2 hours later 88125491 Anonymous (Brit Slag.jpg 640x960 107kB)
Slags?
2 hours later 88125511 Anonymous (9DFE0BC7-12B1-4B3E-B4EF-9BAF11EA15D2.jpg 750x808 440kB)
Post commie slags
2 hours later 88125528 Anonymous
>>88125511
larping whale
2 hours later 88125539 Anonymous (RDJ Dog.jpg 500x457 101kB)
>>88125511
2 hours later 88125546 Anonymous
>>88125469
Was asking for the link to this lads videos a few weeks ago. I remembered that he ran off to sleep with some japanese single mother
2 hours later 88125552 Anonymous (1B896653-61F9-469A-B8CB-BB8BF41AAF4C.jpg 820x492 128kB)
I’d love to feel her soft flesh, kiss her lips, and make love to her.
2 hours later 88125562 Anonymous
>>88125546
He married her and now she wants a divorce
2 hours later 88125575 Anonymous (A7EA6F7F-2770-42AC-A22C-10BC27D98061.jpg 750x700 246kB)
>>88125511
2 hours later 88125601 Anonymous (Tim very upset.jpg 479x640 39kB)
>>88125562
>decide to watch it
>first meal with my wife
>at maccies
fuck me. too sad
2 hours later 88125605 Anonymous
>>88125511
oh great the fat bitch had to get in on it
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