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2013-02-28 03:41 8807281 Anonymous (1362018819766.jpg 934x527 96kB)
What was the most American thing you have done all day?

1 min later 8807299 Anonymous
Sat here reading various threads about America, which is easily at least half of the threads on /int/.. and masturbated 4 times

1 min later 8807300 Anonymous
A large shit after Breakfast.

1 min later 8807301 Anonymous
Ate until I felt like passing out.

2 min later 8807309 Anonymous
Been sitting in my couch, drinking beer. Also, smoking cigarettes made by Philip Morris. And seen an American film

2 min later 8807314 Anonymous
Ate a burger and went hunting. I'm not even joking.

2 min later 8807315 Anonymous
Got my paycheck. Slept in a good bed inside of a well built house. Ate quality food. Shit posted on /int/.

3 min later 8807321 Anonymous (AMERICAN UNION STATE.png 800x421 65kB)
>>8807281 I led my country through the second American Civil War, crushing all who stood before me. Now all that remains is to rebuild a vast standing army and destroy Mexico. Their attempted land grab deserves nothing less. Kaiserreich is fucking awesome.

3 min later 8807332 Anonymous
>>8807299 >tfw no current nordic thread to wank over

4 min later 8807348 Anonymous
Just ate four grilled cheese sandwiches. Feels good man.

5 min later 8807352 Anonymous
I made a flying robot fire a rocket into a building full of brown people.

5 min later 8807368 Anonymous
>>8807321 >filthy reactionary AUS >not glorious worker's state of CSA stoppostinganytime.jpg

5 min later 8807374 Anonymous
>>8807321 ;_;7 your doing gods work, son.

6 min later 8807386 Anonymous
>>8807281 I watched Mad Men

7 min later 8807403 French
I got 75-80% on my exam about microscopy for nanotechnology. Does that count?

8 min later 8807414 Anonymous
I thought about having a Burger King when I passed it today.

9 min later 8807426 Anonymous
I punched a guy for saying "mum" today. Then I made fun of some soccer kids for being gay and drove my scooter home.

9 min later 8807431 Anonymous
>>8807368 I'm on to you, Canada. You took Panama and only gave back Alaska because I had a shitload of Militia along the border. Once I'm done kicking the shit out of Pancho Villa, you're next.

11 min later 8807458 Anonymous
>>8807431 sorry m8, the Monarchy ain't gonna restore itself

12 min later 8807462 Anonymous
I made fun of a french person

12 min later 8807464 Anonymous
Watched my roommates come home just having bought another gun. Ate burger. Bought an unhealthy drink in a 32 oz can. Worked on motorcycle. Now drinking shit beer out of an aluminum can. Feels good man.

12 min later 8807467 Anonymous
>>8807374 ;_;7 Thanks man. Many lives were lost, but victory was won in the end. Now only few more wrongs to right...

13 min later 8807483 Anonymous
Not sure I did anything American today tbh

13 min later 8807488 Zaz
Wore tight jeans, plaid shirt, and cowboy boots while strutting randomly around school Also got called purty by a guy wearing a shirt with the sleeves cut off even though it's winter in Michigan with a foot of slush outside and hail falling all day Bonus points because he was wereing a monster truck hat and I'm not sure if he had all of his teeth

13 min later 8807490 Anonymous
>>8807464 is it steel reserve or natty lite?

13 min later 8807491 Anonymous
>>8807426 because armoured eggball is manly >my sides

14 min later 8807500 Anonymous
>>8807490 Miller High Life. Shit, but I'll still drink it before Steel Reserve.

15 min later 8807508 Anonymous
>>8807458 But why didn't we form an alliance to oppose the godless syndicalists and ineffective government? Also you supported the government in exile you faithless canucks.

15 min later 8807516 Anonymous
>Hopped on my rascal >Drove to the burger dispensary >Ordered a deep fried mega burger with extra burger >Malnourished Europoor walks in >Orders some kind of burger no one has ever heard of before >"A salad, please" >Confusion everywhere >Waitress brings him a triple burger meal with fries >Tears in his eyes >"G-G-GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!" >Europoor had never tasted real food >I clap myself into a coma

16 min later 8807524 Anonymous
>>8807516 >this post approved by the united burgers of burger

17 min later 8807533 Anonymous
>>8807491 Soccer is largely known as a gay man's sport here. The kids that can't tough it out through egg-ball practice end up on the soccer team. It's only natural to make fun of them.

17 min later 8807537 Anonymous
>>8807508 couldn't tell you friend, I don't play KR, I just like shitposting about it

17 min later 8807538 Anonymous
>>8807464 >32 oz >not 64 Queer.

19 min later 8807560 Anonymous
>>8807537 Awww. You should try it, it's pretty fun, Darkest Hour is around five bucks on steam.

19 min later 8807561 Anonymous
>>8807533 mmm that might be why you suck at it >makes sense

19 min later 8807564 Anonymous
>>8807538 >still using cups >not filling your pool with a mixture of concentrated soda syrup and water and swimming in it >not playing "catch the burger" diving board games in said sodapool significantly lacking in freedoms

19 min later 8807565 Anonymous
I was going to go to the gym but is stayed home eating microwave nuggets MURIGA

19 min later 8807573 Anonymous (america burger system.gif 240x180 161kB)
I walked on the moon and killed a commie by stuffing him with burgers till he exploded into the shape of glorious American flag.

21 min later 8807593 Anonymous
I didn't do anything american. feels good, yuropimp master race

22 min later 8807602 Anonymous
>>8807560 I actually own DH, I just can't deal with it's interface enough for it to be worth playing

22 min later 8807607 Anonymous
>>8807593 little did you know I planted microburgers in the food you ate today you'll feel the freedom next time you're on the can

24 min later 8807620 Anonymous (1348409371025.png 1689x553 285kB)
>you will never be livestock branded by your masters

26 min later 8807650 Anonymous
>>8807620 >tfw livestock branded ;_; hold be /int/

26 min later 8807654 Anonymous
>>8807593 >I didn't do anything american. Except post on an American image board while using the American invented internet.

26 min later 8807659 Anonymous
>>8807650 *squish squish*

27 min later 8807669 Anonymous
>>8807620 >masters What if I am already of Jew?

28 min later 8807677 Anonymous
>>8807659 I-Its not what I meant Ameri-kun,

28 min later 8807682 Anonymous
>>8807620 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLN cDWUTmoY

29 min later 8807699 Anonymous
>>8807677 h....here comes the sour cream! arrrrrrrrrrrrriba!

30 min later 8807718 Anonymous
I had pizza for dinner.

33 min later 8807759 Anonymous
Ate the burger :DDDDDD

34 min later 8807785 French
>>8807386 Oh I'm about to watch the Daily Show too.

35 min later 8807799 Anonymous
>>8807314 Well of course. You are Texas.

37 min later 8807822 Anonymous
>>8807785 But Colbert is clearly the superior one.

37 min later 8807836 Anonymous
>>8807564 >putting water in a glorious Mountain Dew pool >not playing "Drown the Mexican" in said Mountain Dew pool >not playing "Do the Dew" where you drink a lot of Mountain Dew without breathing until you pass out Commie detected.

37 min later 8807838 Anonymous
>>8807822 True, i prefer Colbert too as of late.

38 min later 8807844 Anonymous
Sitting all day, eating a lot of shit.

38 min later 8807849 Anonymous
Went to the gym, then went to the range with my buddy to try out his new Glock.

38 min later 8807856 Anonymous (1351723737140.jpg 500x375 161kB)
this is a picture of myself. doesnt get anymore american

40 min later 8807878 Anonymous (tsundere.jpg 437x380 92kB)
>>8807699 Ameri-kun, Y-You are alwasy suing me as your sex toy, I-Is not that I dont like it, B-But I want a serious relationship, I want to be good at education and Economics, But dont help me with this, I wont let you have sex with me no more until we discuss this.

42 min later 8807920 Anonymous
>>8807878 Mehico kun, my boner needs to be satisfied. Right. Now. Siéntate, puta.

44 min later 8807961 Anonymous
>>8807878 mexico-kun ignore rude >>8807920 I was trying to lubricate relations between us with my dispersal of white fluid. Plus you will always be my best NAFTA buddy (don't tell canada).

45 min later 8807974 Anonymous
>>8807321 That it is. >>8807368 Syndie fucking scum.

47 min later 8807994 Anonymous
Went to the gym to get fit Oh wait...

47 min later 8807995 Anonymous
>>8807974 shut the fuck up you fat disgusting faggot

51 min later 8808047 Anonymous (knock.png 335x470 24kB)
>>8807995

52 min later 8808062 Anonymous
>>8807669 Wondering this as well.

53 min later 8808077 Anonymous
>>8807994 >having texas flag shit chile, mirin all your freedoms

53 min later 8808078 Anonymous (bismarck.jpg 200x254 10kB)
DID SOMEONE SAY SYNDIES?!

55 min later 8808115 Anonymous (propaganda_TEX.jpg 256x211 16kB)
>>8807321 For the AUS!

58 min later 8808166 Anonymous
>>8808078 They're all in this thread Bismarck! Get em! >>>/vg/27680251

1 hours later 8808241 Anonymous
I went to McDonalds and ate a hamburger, fulfilling my weekly quota. Damn was it good.

1 hours later 8808251 Anonymous (prussian_flag.png 800x480 130kB)
>>8808166 LEMME AT EM'

1 hours later 8808306 Anonymous
>>8808115 its always democrats that start and fight real wars though. american conservatives are coward pussies. raygun shit his pants when his staff told him he should invade grenada and nearly called the whole thing off, and he could barely be convinced to supply arms to the afghanis (charlie wilson?). nixon pulled out of vietnam... etc

1 hours later 8808361 Anonymous
>>8808306 >all these people had sane responses to the insane things we've done >Vietnam: no need to explain >Granada: Hey lets provoke the USSR just when it looks like we can finally have a peace instead of the Cold War >Boy giving the Afghanis training sure worked well for us I mean you could have just said Iraq and we'd have all agreed with you.

1 hours later 8808364 Anonymous (363563635.jpg 600x413 50kB)
>>8807281 i was waiting at line at mcdonalds and some guy pushed in front of me and i was too cowardly to even say anything then on the way home with my burger some guy bumped into me and said u wanna fight me cunt and i got scared and ran away then when i got home i started bullying my little brother who cant fight back; shoving him around and giving him wedgies and shit and making him cry. felt powerful man

1 hours later 8808378 Anonymous
>>8808364 good work ameribro!

1 hours later 8808393 Anonymous
Shot my M-16 in the air whilst masturbating and singing the star spangled banner in McDonalds.

1 hours later 8808398 Anonymous
I listened country music

1 hours later 8808407 Anonymous
I had sex with a bald eagle while waving an american flag around and singing the national anthem. afterwards me and the eagle went to mcdonalds for a quick mcdouble and fries. (we live on welfare so we cant afford a big mac)

1 hours later 8808428 Anonymous
>>8808398 I'm sorry.

1 hours later 8808437 Anonymous
I donated sperm to Europe

1 hours later 8808455 Anonymous
Sat on my ass and watched TV. FREEDUM

1 hours later 8808472 والله والله والله تتعب (6a7.png 294x200 156kB)
>ate two 3 burgers >mfw one of them was from mac

1 hours later 8808484 Anonymous
I defended my country and our glorious passport from hateful canadians today.

1 hours later 8809189 Anonymous
>>8807321 I remeber playing a game as Argentina and forming an alliance with the AUS which by some miracle managed to win the civil war. Had the best time ever painting the world light blue

2 hours later 8809251 Anonymous
>>8809189 Glorious. The main thing with civil wars is you need to make a stable front line and start churning out militia.

2 hours later 8809278 Anonymous
Went to Starbucks. Does that count?

2 hours later 8809314 Anonymous
>>8809251 Yeah but ive found that if California stays neutral or folds beating MacArthur becomes almost impossible.

2 hours later 8809409 Anonymous
I worked 14 hours so I can go away this weekend for my annual 4 day vacation (two days are saturday and sunday)

2 hours later 8809410 Anonymous
>>8809314 Bro Hearst joined MacArthur, and there was no alliance with the CSA. It was horrible. I mainly got lucky because Mexico joined the war, and international volunteers are a godsend.

2 hours later 8809411 Anonymous
I rubbed one off to that miss delaware porn video then went out to grab a cheese burger from the pub That video highlights why you need the girl to at least fake moans in porn vids

2 hours later 8809739 Anonymous
>>8807281 I exceeded the weight limit on my motor scooter because too many burgers.

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