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2013-02-27 10:47 8787384 Anonymous (1361456255772.jpg 604x453 88kB)
Explain, why America is so cool? They explore space, crusade muslim shitholes, they have never fought on their territory, they have the best science, the best army etc They invented internet, coca-cola, mcDonalds, PC and a lot of stuff the whole world uses. Whats the secret of their succes?

0 min later 8787394 Anonymous
anglo

1 min later 8787409 Anonymous
>>8787384 Because they're at ease with their feminine side.

1 min later 8787416 Anonymous
They did fight in their country though, ended up killing 500k of their population

1 min later 8787419 Anonymous
Because we don't have Finns

2 min later 8787424 Anonymous
They lost in Vietnam, Afghanistan and Irak and they're all obese.

2 min later 8787426 Anonymous
>>8787384 Why do you keep doing this copypasta? At least proxy under a US flag before you do, so it doesn't upset the Russian posters.

2 min later 8787428 Anonymous
>they have never fought on their territory Revolution, War of 1812, Mexican/American War, The Great War of Canadian Independence from the Inuits, WWII.

3 min later 8787441 Anonymous
>>8787424 I don't see Afghanistan and Iraq as losses. At least we didn't surrender to Vietnam, fa.

3 min later 8787442 Anonymous
>>8787419 That's incorrect

4 min later 8787450 Anonymous (thanks-obama.gif 432x243 843kB)
>they never fought on their own territory I'm smelling trollbait here

4 min later 8787456 Anonymous
I'm starting to think this is an American using different proxies.

4 min later 8787463 Anonymous
>>8787442 True, my great grandmother was Finn and a drunk.

5 min later 8787475 Anonymous
>>8787384 >crusade muslim shitholes I never thought of it like that, my respect for america has slightly risen

5 min later 8787479 Anonymous
>>8787384 Relative ease of starting new businesses, population, attitude.

7 min later 8787507 Anonymous (1361803272051.png 707x490 35kB)
>>8787384 Because after the war, all the nazi scientists wanted to chill with us and not you. Also, sobriety. >>8787419 Ever been to MI? >>8787441 I agree with iraq and afghanistan--we still did what we said we would--but we totally lost vietnam, surrender or not.

8 min later 8787520 Anonymous (image.jpg 172x293 6kB)
>>8787426 He is not proxy and it doesn't upset us, last time I did similar thread about Afghanistan. We are American bitches now. We are cheap, please come all over!

8 min later 8787525 Anonymous
>>8787384 Spongebob Square Pants is why https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhu zb3WMntc

9 min later 8787539 Anonymous
>>8787520 We could have been partners in crime, but you guys had too much pride.

9 min later 8787540 Anonymous (350px-Map-USA-Midwest01.png 350x361 70kB)
>>8787507 >Ever been to MI? Unfortunately. I visited East Lansing and Ann Arbor. I would love to nuke Ann Arbor into oblivion. I'm not even a conservative...

9 min later 8787541 Anonymous
Because we don't have French or Australians.

9 min later 8787542 Anonymous
>>8787520 >We are cheap No argument here. Shit, even Turks consider you[r women] cheap.

10 min later 8787550 Anonymous
>>8787536 I never said I was Finn. It doesn't change the fact that my great grandmother was. Calm the fuck down, Mohamed.

10 min later 8787551 Anonymous
>>8787540 My bad, let me clarify: Ever been to UP in MI?

10 min later 8787559 Anonymous
>>8787539 Just as you we never thought that we are doing something wrong.

11 min later 8787567 Anonymous
>>8787463 Don't pretend you are Finn because your great grandmother was Finn. You are in nothing like the Finns, you are American who behave like an American. You are like our rednecks who think they are Algerians because their grandmother was Algerian.

12 min later 8787578 Anonymous
>>8787559 Playing the game isn't wrong. Nobody did anything wrong. It's like playing soccer, you win lose or tie. We kinda tied, but won the league.

12 min later 8787580 Anonymous
>>8787525 Oh fuck, I fucking love you Ruskie bastards!

13 min later 8787591 Anonymous
>>8787567 HURR DURR I REMAKE POST >>8787550 My response hasn't changed, frog.

13 min later 8787596 Anonymous
#based #freedom

14 min later 8787610 Anonymous (1299106941161.jpg 465x345 24kB)
>>8787551 No, I don't know how to ski.

14 min later 8787623 Anonymous (united states of the north.png 990x649 164kB)
>>8787520 Well if we merged our countries, the EU would shit itself. I think it's worth it

15 min later 8787632 Anonymous
>>8787567 Wow, butthurt much? He never said he was a Finn, just that his great grandmother was.

15 min later 8787637 Anonymous
>>8787580 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdf ArdcbYTA There's lots of em

16 min later 8787646 Anonymous
>>8787542 The funniest thing that girls simply do not realize that. Seriously, I've talked to them - they think everyone appreciate their beauty, they don't get that they are treated as sex objects by foreigners and become very upset on any Russian guy who would try to open their eyes on that, in fact they answer like: "You are backward and pathetic I pity you" (I've had such conversation just a day ago). Majority of Slavic sexslaves abroad got in trouble by their own naivety. Others selling themselves as prostitutes voluntarily cause money doesn't smell.

16 min later 8787652 Anonymous
>>8787623 We just have to clean up all of our problems like Russia's corruption beforehand, and forget our discrepancies. Then we can start raping the world.

17 min later 8787664 Anonymous (фывфвфыыы.jpg 1167x869 351kB)
>>8787456 But I am russian. >>8787426 >Why do you keep doing this copypasta? It's the first time I create this thread >At least proxy under a US flag before you do, so it doesn't upset the Russian posters. Most of non-brainwashed countrymen would agree with me

18 min later 8787676 Anonymous
>>8787525 >>8787637 This is like an instrument of surrender to end the cold war. Now, we just need to get the chinese to march to my little pony... >>8787646 >Others selling themselves others => most of them >>8787623 Is that an old map? all of sakhalin should be russian

21 min later 8787696 Anonymous (binoculars.jpg 528x543 29kB)
>>8787652 >remove kebab in Chechnya >remove kebab in Michigan >remove Chinese in Buryatia >remove Chinese in San Francisco >remove blacks from all major cities THE PATH TO GLORY

21 min later 8787698 Anonymous
Because God wills it. We, unlike all other nations, uphold his sacred principles: liberty, piety, and and capitalism.

22 min later 8787713 Anonymous
>>8787676 >Is that an old map? all of sakhalin should be russian No, I had to fill it with red myself but it wasn't a gif/bmp, so it didn't fill in neatly

23 min later 8787718 Anonymous (1358119419061.jpg 680x457 79kB)
>>8787623 This would be the single most terrifying thing to happen in human history.

24 min later 8787731 Anonymous
They are blessed by god, as in God Bless America (tm). Confirmed by former president Bush jr.

25 min later 8787739 Anonymous (1341065826512.jpg 596x480 57kB)
>>8787718 Like I said earlier, it's entirely worth it to see the EU shit itself

25 min later 8787742 Anonymous (quentin15n-3-web.jpg 635x422 21kB)
So, what is about American that makes them so naturally.....Cool? You know, the way they present themselves, how they talk, everything about them. After I watched Quentin Tarantino deliver his acceptance speech, it reminded how naturally cooler Americans are than any other group of people. Compare an All-American boy and compare him to a Brit, for example, and the American will be much more inviting and he'll present him in a very warm way that'll immediately make you want to be his best friend. Is it because they've all grown up with a variety of different cultures, and absorb them in way that makes them to be an all-around great guy? Really, think about it. In regards to being laid back, witty, and speaking clearly and calmly, there's definitely something about them that separates them. I also think how they grow up absorbing all the comedy they watch could perhaps shape their attitude, too.

29 min later 8787778 Anonymous (1.jpg 2592x1936 177kB)
>>8787696 >michigan >kebab Heh, no. and I would know.

30 min later 8787781 Anonymous
The secret is a restart. Yes, begin fresh and awesomeness just explodes outward. You see all Old World nations are just that, old. It give you culture and history but foes not give you the direction and ambition to put any of it to use in a new environment. Unfortunately there is no new land in which to do this! Sorry guys, looks like we grabbed the last good real estate!

31 min later 8787798 Anonymous
America only goes to war for $$ they only remove kebab if kebab is in the way of $$. When it benefits they even support kebab ie supplying kebab with arms and training in afghanistan to go kill Russians , supporting kebab in Kosovo , supporting kebab uprising in the middle east The list goes on Never trust America to do anything over than look out for its interests

31 min later 8787800 Anonymous
>>8787781 don't forget the nazi scientists. without the nazis,we'd have no saturn v rocket.

32 min later 8787808 Anonymous (1.jpg 2592x1871 533kB)
>>8787778 fuck

33 min later 8787830 Anonymous
>>8787742 so much pasta but still > American will be much more inviting and he'll present him in a very warm way that'll immediately make you want to be his best friend. no. I demand distance when i don't know someone. if someone acts like you described it, i immediately look down on him/her. you don't know me, you don't come close to me, simple as that, i consider it to be disrespectful.

35 min later 8787857 Anonymous
>>8787830 Then you'll love it here in New York; we make everyone feel invisible!

38 min later 8787893 Anonymous
>>8787781 There should be another "poland ball thread" with picture like that: America drink cola, says: "I have no enemies on my continent, so I'm cool!" Russia looks around, eyes narrows slowly: "Oh yes I see! Must clean full continent..."

38 min later 8787903 Anonymous
>>8787893 continents plural

41 min later 8787943 Anonymous (Russia.jpg 190x287 22kB)
>>8787664 Alright. Well, if you're being honest then I'll give you an honest response. The following is my personal opinion, and is not the average. >Explain, why America is so cool? It isn't. Most people hate us. We even hate ourselves for certain things we do. It's just that the US is the largest free market for ideas, so everybody has to put up with it anyway. > They explore space Not so much, anymore. We're using Russian rockets to get to the ISS, and until NASA finds with certainty a new planet humanity can live on self-sufficiently, there'll be little public interest in funding NASA beyond probes. >crusade muslim shitholes That's actually not a good thing. >they have never fought on their territory We have, on multiple occasions. Poncho Villa is the most striking example in the American conscience. >they have the best science Our primary and secondary education is poor. Only our universities really excel, and a sizable portion of that excellence is really due to intellectual immigrants from other countries. >the best army That's subjective, and while we might objectively have the keenest strategic edge on on the world stage, our military is economically inefficient. Consider how much money we invest in it, and you'll find that a lot of that wealth is wasted. >They invented internet The first internets were American, true, but the World Wide Web we all use today is British in design. >Coca-cola A cocaine medicine which turned into a soft drink. Nothing wonderful about that. >McDonalds Crappy fast food which is ubiquitous because it made tremendous leaps in shortening the wait time of drive-through meal services? >PC Lots of people from many countries worked on micro-processing to get it to where it is today. I'll admit that US companies were instrumental in widening the market for computing, though. >Whats the secret of their success? Luck and being jerks, really. Surviving World War 2 without much damage domestically, for example, was a major boon.

42 min later 8787945 Anonymous
>>8787781 dis

42 min later 8787951 Anonymous
>>8787903 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contin ent Here its single. Russia don't need all continents. Only one. :3

47 min later 8788028 Anonymous
>>8787893 Pangea is ours

48 min later 8788051 Anonymous
>>8787951 Are you using a browser that doesn't animate gifs? I'm writing to my congressman right now to send an aid package to russia

55 min later 8788143 Anonymous (DSC_0217.jpg 2448x3264 1910kB)
>>8788051 Ehm...what? I'm so backward that I don't get why do you ask me about this?

1 hours later 8788201 Anonymous
>>8788143 That wikipedia page only shows eurasia as one continent in an ainated gif (in one frame). I'm assuming that your Red Star Linux browser can't animate it...

1 hours later 8788323 Anonymous
>>8788201 Its Opera. It can into gifs. But I was saying only that we don't need all continents, only one on which Russia located today. America, Australia and pathetic islands will stay untouched.

1 hours later 8788362 Anonymous
>>8788323 >only one on which Russia located today >russia >only one continent Now I'm writing to my congressman that we need to send teachers to rossiya

1 hours later 8788523 Anonymous
>>8787943 Most americans think they are loved by the non muslim parts of the world. Most also domt care what others think about them. Just because we dont send very many humans to space does not mean we dont explore it. We mars now remember? Crusading muslims. Probably right about this, but we are a warhungry nation. Since 1812 no other outside country has really been a threat to us domestically. Research is good for big business. Which leads to innovation = good science. we definately have the best army. It isnt eve close. The US military are nationwreakers. They shock and awe their way into a situation where their only real enemies are insurgents. The secret to success? We love working. Our entire culture revolves aroud it. We also go batshit bananas when anyone poses a threat to our lifestyle an will do whatever it takes to protect it.

1 hours later 8788537 Anonymous
>>8788362 Eurasia is a single fucking continent, cunt, don't matter anglos and western sissies want to teach the Europe/Asia model, it's just pride talking

1 hours later 8788569 Anonymous
>>8788523 >We love working >Our immigrants love working fixd >>8788537 Now I'm telling him to add eesti to the aid package

1 hours later 8788600 strong amerihater
>>8787384 I knew that you. Stephen Dallas, type on 4chan. I knew that!

1 hours later 8788664 Anonymous (1814-burning.jpg 733x507 384kB)
>>8787384 >never fought on their own territory LEL

1 hours later 8788709 RoustamRaza
Russia u drunk again, go to sleep

1 hours later 8788773 Anonymous (The_British_Empire.png 2753x1400 420kB)
>>8788664 We expanded you contracted. lel

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