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2018-03-29 12:23 87500990 Anonymous Russian (maxresdefault.jpg 1280x720 210kB)
Trying to learn Russian. Like REALLY learn it, everything, grammar vocabulary, writing and all. Truthfully we will probably never not need someone to know this language who isn't a Russian, any good programs that has everything? Price isn't a problem

1 min later 87501042 Anonymous
>>87500990 this program is really good, you should try it http://www.donaldjtrump.com/

1 min later 87501069 Anonymous (descarga (13).jpg 213x236 12kB)
тoвapищ...

6 min later 87501269 Anonymous
>>87501042 I don't trust that at all

9 min later 87501392 Anonymous (russian_empire.png 500x550 78kB)
>>87500990 Are you girl or boy?

12 min later 87501461 Anonymous
We have: Penguin Russian course: https://www.amazon.com/New-Penguin- Russian-Course-Beginners/dp/0140120 416 (torrent available) Princeton Russian course: http://cytrussian.tuxfamily.org/ Learn Russian with RT: http://learnrussian.rt.com/ Memrise (Beginner's Russian list, Princeton Russia Course list) Duolingo Clozemaster Lingvist

19 min later 87501713 Anonymous
>>87501461 Which is the ultimate best one that has everything in one buy though?

20 min later 87501752 Anonymous
>>87501392 Girl

21 min later 87501798 Anonymous
I'm trying to learn it too. It's such a beautiful language and i'd like to live there someday.

23 min later 87501868 Anonymous
>>>/int/lang >>>/int/lang >>>/int/lang >>>/int/lang >>>/int/lang fuck off pooftahs

1 hours later 87504357 Anonymous
Russian shouldn't be too hard, at least when compared to German/Chinese

1 hours later 87504513 Anonymous
>>87504357 Are you sure, friend? Deutsch has four cases compared to six in Russian.

1 hours later 87504581 Anonymous (goback.jpg 320x320 23kB)
>>87501042 GO BACK

2 hours later 87505027 Anonymous
>>87504357 German is really easy honestly

2 hours later 87505103 Anonymous
>>87500990 you probably already know the non meme answer you won't ever be fluent in a language like russian

2 hours later 87505133 Anonymous
>>87504513 and many more declension types, and a lot more complicated grammar, like verb aspects, and tons of exceptions.

2 hours later 87505262 Anonymous
>>87501713 >Lingvist the algorithm was developed by a nuclear physicist who found work at CERN too boring *hand rubbing intensifies*

2 hours later 87505270 Anonymous
>>87501461 Start posting /ruslan/ more often, please.

2 hours later 87505897 Anonymous
Check out Readlang

3 hours later 87506634 Anonymous
>>87505027 >German is really easy honestly Russian is just a bit harder than German if anything.

3 hours later 87506737 Anonymous
>>87505133 >and many more declension types, and a lot more complicated grammar, like verb aspects, and tons of exceptions. But russian verbs have aspects, like perfective and imperfective, or whatever the names are? like yбить - yбивaть cмoтpeть - пocмoтpeть pиcoвaть - нapиcoвaть

3 hours later 87507066 Anonymous
>>87506737 That's what I said?

3 hours later 87507075 Anonymous
>>87504357 >comarping germanic langauges to slavic ones xaxaxaxaxax

3 hours later 87507083 Anonymous
>>87506737 Ah sorry it looked confusing, as if I meant German. I meant to explain why Russian is more complicated than German

4 hours later 87507831 Anonymous
>>87507083 i see

4 hours later 87507965 Anonymous
>tfw handsome african who is learning Russian what are my odds of finding love in rossiya?

4 hours later 87508007 Anonymous
>>87507965 0 if you keep hanging out on 4chan

6 hours later 87509370 Anonymous
What do Russians on here know about Yakutsk? I have the opportunity to study abroad there from January-May. I know it's fucking cold but what else can you tell me about the city?

6 hours later 87510093 Anonymous
>>87509370 Well, majority of people there are yakuts (A mix between asians and native americans) It is one of the worst regions by violent crime statistics and >I know it's fucking cold Its not just fucking cold Its motherfucking cyka blyad' pizdec -50c cold And you can check the infrastructure and shiet yourself on google maps

7 hours later 87510207 Anonymous
>>87510093 >It is one of the worst regions by violent crime statistics Should it be safe walking alone in the streets after dark? What are some stereotypes of Yakuts people?

7 hours later 87510296 Anonymous (c498c846e23b3a35e13ac8500e6fc8d6.jpg 300x225 11kB)
>>87510207 >Should it be safe walking alone in the streets after dark? No. >What are some stereotypes of Yakuts people? Picrelated

7 hours later 87510382 Anonymous
>>87510296 Well it doesnt seem like I'll be homesick. It just seems like an extreme version of my hometown. cold and full of violent mongoloid natives. But I havent read anything about violence in yakutsk. from what ive read it seems like a pretty safe place.

7 hours later 87510438 Anonymous
>>87500990 I studied Russian for a several months, stopped for two months, and came back to it two weeks again and wew boy this language is easy as fuck. I don't know why I thought some of this shit was difficult.

7 hours later 87510450 Anonymous
>>87510438 for several months* two weeks ago* just woke up, forgive me.

7 hours later 87510487 Anonymous
>>87510382 >Well it doesnt seem like I'll be homesick. It just seems like an extreme version of my hometown. cold and full of violent mongoloid natives. Where are you living right now? >But I havent read anything about violence in yakutsk. from what ive read it seems like a pretty safe place. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_ of_federal_subjects_of_Russia_by_mu rder_rate >Republic of Sakha (Yakutia) - 17,4 Compare it to Moscow >2,5 And Moscow aint that safe either, even here you shouldnt visit some parks and districts at night, if you dont have any friends in the hood.

7 hours later 87510497 Anonymous
>>87509370 Man i live in Yakutsk. There are pretty decent university. Yakutsk is quite normal comfy town. Do not listen to anyone, many Russians do not even know what life is here. I can answer any questions.

7 hours later 87510511 Anonymous (__.png 833x524 75kB)
>>87500990 http://learnrussian.rt.com/tests/te st-1/ get in my level!

7 hours later 87510777 Anonymous
>>87510511 Impressive. Love Campuchia

7 hours later 87510947 Anonymous
>>87500990 >Price isn't a problem kill yourself oligarch wife

8 hours later 87511092 Anonymous
>>87510487 >even here you shouldnt visit some parks and districts at night Bullshit.

8 hours later 87511114 Anonymous
>>87511092 he has no idea what he is talking about

8 hours later 87511129 Anonymous
>>87510497 >I can answer any questions. Пoчeмy вceлeннaя cлyчaйнa и нecпpeвeдливa?!

8 hours later 87511142 Anonymous
Russian is easy as fuck. Just start speaking Polish like a village retard and suddenly all Russians understand you

8 hours later 87511193 Anonymous
>>87511129 He знaю, пoчeмy нecпpeвeдливa.

8 hours later 87511611 Anonymous
>>87511142 >implying polack language is not village retard language >implying Poland wasn't bumpkin shithole of Russian Empire for more than a century

8 hours later 87511616 Anonymous
>>87511092 >>87511114 Пидop cyкa я тeбя нoчью в Кoптeвo yвижy нa пepo пocaжy пoнял мpaзь?

9 hours later 87512294 Anonymous
Bump. Keep Russian language threads up...

9 hours later 87512429 Anonymous
>>87511616 Кaкoй cмeшнoй мeмный шкoльник из кoлхoзa Hижниe Дpищи.

9 hours later 87512487 Anonymous
>>87505262 No shock, the autistic physicist made something that isn't super user friendly. There's no reason to even spend money, OP. Memrise free version works great for starting out. Can download the Penguin book and the Princeton course files. >>87504357 Is this bait? There's a very clear categorisation of language difficulty for English speakers. Russian is much harder than German and a little easier than Chinese.

9 hours later 87512534 Anonymous
>>87512487 It's easy to get people understand you but pain in the ass in grammar.

9 hours later 87512702 Anonymous
>>87512534 What about understanding natives speaking in speaking and writing?

9 hours later 87512752 Anonymous
>>87512702 идк м8 тбх

9 hours later 87512789 Anonymous
>>87512752 >идк м8 тбх ew this actually looks ugly in cyrillic. Speak english properly. Are you a non-russki living in russia?

9 hours later 87512795 Anonymous
>>87512702 Learning to read is very easy. Just learn the Cyrillic alphabet. Understanding the speech is also quite simple, there are no territorial dialects (except some parts of Caucasus, Ukraine and Baltics)

9 hours later 87512810 Anonymous
>>87512789 Dat was a joke kid. Get yourself a sense of humour.

9 hours later 87512872 Anonymous
>>87512810 Okay you're definitely a native Russian, you guys have the worst banter. Stay in your lane Igor. >>87512795 I think you misunderstood, I can read just fine. I'm just wondering how easy/hard is it to understand natives, to the point where you get an idea of what they're saying.

10 hours later 87512906 Anonymous
>>87512872 The hardest part of understanding native Russian speakers as a learner isn't accent or something like that, it's just the speech rate. Russians may speak quickly and reduce or drop some syllables, particularly in informal settings.

10 hours later 87512941 Anonymous
>you will never speak Russian as well as the Russians speaking English in this thread Fug ur grammar

10 hours later 87513024 Anonymous (1469676909803.png 300x142 27kB)
>>87504581

10 hours later 87513102 Anonymous
>>87512872 i'm not a native speaker, but i've learned Russian by my age of 4-5 and i don't remember how it was. However i have Finnish and German friends who speaks relatively good in Russian and can communicate with anybody without any barriers, but they live here for 2-3 years.

10 hours later 87513132 Anonymous
>>87512941 This. No matter how hard I try, I'll never be good enough.

10 hours later 87513207 Anonymous
>>87512941 Not with that attitude, you won't.

10 hours later 87513367 Anonymous
>>87512906 English speakers do the same shit. It's just about listening practice.

10 hours later 87513602 Anonymous
I learned Russian in school for 12 years and still have problems when I talk to actual Russian peoples, but I can read well. I miss my teacher, she is a wife of the principal and her name is Galina, she is old but very flirty.

10 hours later 87513619 Anonymous
>>87513367 Speakers of most languages do it to some extent, but I feel Russians do it a little more, I dunno. >>87513602 >Galina Add an extra L and you get "hen" in Spanish. Add an H instead and you get it in Portuguese.

10 hours later 87513648 Anonymous
>>87513619 It's a name of Greek origin. Nothing to do with spics.

10 hours later 87513761 Anonymous
>>87512906 How forgiving are russians with learners? I don't know if it's just my gf but she can get irritable if I don't learn things fast enough or have good pronunciation.

10 hours later 87513789 Anonymous
>>87513367 >English speakers do the same shit. I think it's due to the accent, go to the rural parts of the north and even I won't understand what they're saying kek

11 hours later 87514071 Anonymous
>>87513761 It seems to me they are very forgiving. Right now I'm seeing two girls who don't speak English, and they both think it's adorable that I speak like a retard, never understand anything, and can never remember my words.

11 hours later 87514521 Anonymous
>>87513102 >learned Russian by What is your native language then

11 hours later 87514592 Anonymous
>>87514521 Yakut (Sakha) turkic language.

11 hours later 87514704 Anonymous
>>87513761 >How forgiving are russians with learners? I troll and humiliate dumb people and slow learners. I mock them every time they forget something, I bully them if they start to mumble or to hesitate. I also try to act aggressively when I deal with autistic people, I start to talk assertive, loud while keeping minimal possible distance. Always look directly to their eyes.

11 hours later 87514735 Anonymous
>>87514592 OUT OUT OUT!

11 hours later 87514761 Anonymous
>>87514704 m-meanie

11 hours later 87514777 Anonymous
>>87514592 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSC 5TNr2_FA My TURAN brother Fuck wh*toids

11 hours later 87514812 Anonymous
>>87514777 OMG so many shitskins This is my nightmare

11 hours later 87514824 Anonymous
>>87514761 Just got tired of lazy people who better steal my time instead of handling their stuff on their own. Fuck them.

11 hours later 87514873 Anonymous
>>87514824 Being a slow learner doesn't mean the person is lazy. It literally means it takes them longer to learn the same concepts. And if they learn the concepts at the same rate as you then they're harder workers.

11 hours later 87514931 Anonymous
>>87511142 >>87511611 Polish sounds like an American is speaking in Russian.

11 hours later 87514969 Anonymous
>>87514777 Lol i get it. Btw Putin scored the least votes in Yakutia comparing to other regions.

11 hours later 87515006 Anonymous
>>87514812 Being mongoloid =/ being shitskin

11 hours later 87515013 Anonymous
>>87514969 What are they singing about?

11 hours later 87515038 Anonymous
>>87514931 for me it sounds like a brutal and archaical kind of Russian same song in Polish and Russian, from the same singer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hq1 oqZcAfI8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH9 CznBQBIM but his Polish not the same to polish in Poland

11 hours later 87515057 Anonymous
>>87514931 this man (a Pole) from Austria has a cool accent in Polish https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uz E9KZKn5Q

11 hours later 87515110 Anonymous
>>87515038 >>87515057 t. polack

11 hours later 87515124 Anonymous
>>87515110 I'm not sure, but yes, I speak Polish a bit

11 hours later 87515138 Anonymous
>>87505103 >you won't ever be fluent in a language like russian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BV PmUuZSlU

11 hours later 87515143 Anonymous
>>87514071 t. attractive chad

11 hours later 87515158 Anonymous
>>87515013 It's called "Osuokhai", traditional rite. It's not about politics.

11 hours later 87515197 Anonymous
Even for songs like this it has a sense to learn Russian. I translate it (as I can), but in Russian the lyrics are even more beautiful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COi _OXUQxA4 Technologia (Technology) - Weird Dances An unsinged motive I'll hear in a dream Until the morning I won't close my eyes Not finally forgiving All that you'd have with me You aren't sleeping As me now In subway at midnight In a round dance of lights I'm watching on your shadow in a dream again A crazy night, spended with her And it's coming another day And when we'll see each other again A night wind will quiety sing about his business And neglecting for a moment what is love We will starting together refren: Dacing togher, weird dances We'll wait for a day, won't say goodbye And at night we'll start Weird dances Dance under the rain In a underground passages You'll forget the question But I remember the answer Without each other we won't die By the light of morning starts Our last dawn It calls as and we'll start refren x2

11 hours later 87515232 Anonymous
>>87514873 Slow learners are inefficient these days when everything evolves, new technologies are popping up like mushrooms, projects life cycles is becoming more critical as lengthy time to market could easily kill a project or a start up. It's hard to effectively utilize these guys, they are usually fine at doing monotonic stuff over and over again but that's it. Often there aren't much positions that are suitable for that type of people. Lazy people are just as efficient as slow learners who work overtime. Fuck them.

12 hours later 87515337 Anonymous
>>87514873 Some autists tend to shrivel up while being put under social pressure. Somehow I found it funny. Especially when one starts to LAPR a turtle and starts to kind of retract their head and shrivel up. Every time you try to provoke or challenge them they flee. Dummies.

12 hours later 87515362 Anonymous
Russian is village language.

12 hours later 87515390 Anonymous
>>87515362 we have dialects which have the same things as Polish

12 hours later 87515412 Anonymous
>>87515362 Villain language. t. Polack

12 hours later 87515440 Anonymous
>>87515362 Polish is not a language in any means, it's just uncomprehensible pile of hissing.

12 hours later 87515454 Anonymous
>>87515412 Belarussian is literally closer to many dialects of Russian rather than standart language. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpW LyGd0tjU

12 hours later 87515493 Anonymous
>>87515454 Hladzi siudy, popieł i pył Usio heta ja adzin stvaryŭ Sprabuj udychnuć Adčujes chimija

12 hours later 87515542 Anonymous
>>87515390 >>87515412 >>87515440 <dogs are barking> Russian sounds like village language to me. Sometimes when I hear village people speaking, it reminds me Russian language. Polish is nobel language. Russian elites were speaking Polish years ago.

12 hours later 87515572 Anonymous
>>87515138 I have no idea what the fuck that guy is saying but he seems to be having a good time >>87501042 lel

12 hours later 87515573 Anonymous
>>87515542 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xks OAbnIEjc pollack & cobra

12 hours later 87515579 Anonymous
>>87515542 Russia is very big and complicated country. We have 68 language or even more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIz nvZI4cXw

12 hours later 87515584 Anonymous
>>87515542 >barking The one who is about barking is you. Barking mad.

12 hours later 87515602 Anonymous
>>87515542 this is a news from Russia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d2 uJKPpRvM

12 hours later 87515654 Anonymous
>>87515573 but Polish sounds awesome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1P K45qbMpY

12 hours later 87515684 Anonymous
>>87515138 This guy is AWESOME hahahaha

12 hours later 87515693 Anonymous (152162529305402.jpg 333x129 10kB)
>>87515602

12 hours later 87515712 Anonymous
>>87515138 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQh ESjR7EZE

12 hours later 87515760 Anonymous
>>87515542 t. Volga Polak

12 hours later 87515807 Anonymous
>>87515760 >Volga Polak co to w ogóle znaczy

12 hours later 87515858 Anonymous (itmeans.png 374x370 93kB)
>>87515807

12 hours later 87516000 Anonymous
>>87515712 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQh ESjR7EZE - cмoтpeть c 10минyт, мyжик oтжигaeт. Двyхcтвoлкa, cтpeлятьcя, пoтoм гнoмы cцeплeниe лoмaют/пиздят

12 hours later 87516020 Anonymous
>>87515542 https://youtu.be/8pZ4uqHTwkY >A dog Mmmmmm is this was a b8t? For what you need in polish all this fucking psz mysz pzs sz rz ?? You Know if u Remove them Its no longar polish Its russian :) Thets Why your name in russian is Пoльшa Пoль+ шa (polsza)and not poland or polska пoльcкa

12 hours later 87516025 Anonymous
>>87515760 maybe Sidney Polak? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b16 vSZMJ13k

12 hours later 87516214 Anonymous
>>87516025 Name of song is Open wine did i get it right ?

12 hours later 87516235 Anonymous
>>87516020 total bullshit.

12 hours later 87516372 Anonymous
>>87516000 oн ктo тaкoй oн тaм извecтный нy хoтябы в pyнeтe или вы тoлькo нa нeгo нaткнyлиcь?

13 hours later 87516896 Anonymous
>>87516235 Zima priszla зимa пpишлa Zima przyszla зимa пшышлa Winter come Not bullshit pszak not bulshit Its true Remove this shit rzy cz sz Peкa rieka Жeкa Rzeka River Chleb Хлeб Пoльcкaя Кaлбaca ;) kalbasa Polska Kiełbasa kielbasa Kuchnia Кyхня How the hell Russian Slav can anderstend thet rieka in Polish is rzeka blyat ?? Жeкa ? Thets the problem and thets why you don't anderstend us and we don't anderstend you :) But if we learn thet sz cz rz ш ч ж no problem to anderstend Polish Russian :) Polish it's not soft russian is soft Its the Most soft of all the slavic dialects Dzien dobry Дoбpый дeнь dobri dien Dobranoc Дoбpaя нoчь dobraya noc Woda вoдa Wada вaдa but write us вoдa in russian Its not bullshit and all the slavic dialects are like this

13 hours later 87517124 Anonymous (1474533835552.jpg 225x225 9kB)
tfw /lang/ dies after a few hours, but a thread about just the russian language lasts way longer.

13 hours later 87517811 Anonymous
>>87515454 this is now a slav music bread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04f EWQOwUD4

14 hours later 87518999 Anonymous
>>87516372 Узнaл пpo нeгo бyквaльнo чac-двa нaзaд. Зaбaвный мyжик, в цeлoм гoвopит вepнo. нy, кpoмe бoгa

14 hours later 87519140 Anonymous
>>87512941 >>you will never speak Russian as well as the Russians speaking English in this thread I believe you are spot on. >>87518837 Last time I read a book on English grammar was like 10 years ago. Since then I did literally nothing to improve my English, except reading manuals and work-related stuff (like emailing chinks and mexicans)

14 hours later 87520063 Anonymous
>>87517124 Nirvana in Russian https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDK okkJJa2M

15 hours later 87520212 Anonymous
I don't think that Polish and Russian have that much in common, really. It's just that Russians have no one else to compare themselves to. Polish is very heavily influenced by German to the point where it's almost a second-language-speaker's interpretation of a Slavic dialect.

15 hours later 87520400 Anonymous
>>87520063 I like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIB zRw6XHno Do you know of any other songs similar to this?

15 hours later 87521360 Anonymous
What's the best way for a complete beginner to start learning? Purchase that Penguin book?

15 hours later 87521402 Anonymous
>>87521360 Unironically YouTube videos.

15 hours later 87521515 Anonymous
>>87521402 Any suggestions?

15 hours later 87521595 Anonymous (donald melania.jpg 760x514 241kB)
>>87510947 Why would an oligarch take the non-Russian wife? Rich people go for slavic woman.

15 hours later 87521709 Anonymous
>>87520212 >I don't think that Polish and Russian have that much in common, really. That's because you know neither polish nor russian

15 hours later 87521807 Anonymous
>>87521360 Go to /int/ - > archive and search for "ruslan" threads there were few links on courses available online & for free also having a book is a good thing, I don't see a reason why shouldn't you get it

16 hours later 87522900 Anonymous
>>87521360 >Purchase that Penguin book? Don't buy it unless you really want a hard copy. Just torrent it or download it on b-ok.org

17 hours later 87524803 Anonymous
>>87522900 Yep I downloaded a torrent, works great. I'm liking the book so far, explains things well

17 hours later 87524982 Anonymous
>>87524803 ты кaкoй язык yчишь?

17 hours later 87525654 Anonymous
>>87524982 Pyccкий cepбcкий и пoльcкий я yжe знoю и ceйчac Бeзyмнo Хoчy нaчaть yчить нeмeцкий знaeшь кaк???

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