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2018-03-28 11:47 87499487 Anonymous (stroustrup.jpg 400x438 32kB)
This is Bjarne Stroustrup. He created C++ which is the foundation of almost everything in the world.
In this thread you should thank him and thank the country of Denmark for creating him.
1 min later 87499569 Anonymous
c# is better
2 min later 87499597 Anonymous
java is better
2 min later 87499613 Anonymous
>>87499569
Please kill yourself
3 min later 87499637 Anonymous (Anders_Hejlsberg.jpg 1088x1484 399kB)
>>87499569
>C#
Another viking shows up
4 min later 87499670 Anonymous
d*nes must feel the pain
10 min later 87499930 Anonymous
thank you mr.Soursop
14 min later 87500110 Anonymous
no, he created an unsatiable void
14 min later 87500136 Anonymous
>>87499569
Please kill yourself
24 min later 87500535 Anonymous
>>87499487
only that.. 99% of the computing systems on earth are embedded and they are developed in C? or C compiled with a C++ compiler using some limited C++ functionality that makes writing C a bit easier to handle large scale? yeah, nice try.
29 min later 87500745 Anonymous (linus-eff-you-640x363.png 640x359 218kB)
>c++
30 min later 87500794 Anonymous
>>87500745
what press conference was this pic from? i'm so old my brain doesn't even remember ancient memes like that
32 min later 87500871 Anonymous
>>87499487
c++ is fucking trash
33 min later 87500884 Anonymous
>>87500794
don't remember what exact conference but the audience member asked him about his opinion on Nvidia
33 min later 87500887 Anonymous
>>87500794
nvidia
33 min later 87500909 Anonymous
>>87500884
>>87500887
haha, yeah, it's coming back now :DD
54 min later 87501678 Anonymous
>>87500871
delete this
56 min later 87501764 Anonymous
C++ is shit
>not writing in pure binary
Back in 1997 I used to do this on TI-83 calculators when I was at school and didn't have access to a link cable.
Normally at that time, you would just write an assembly program, use TASM to build it, and then transfer it to the calculator via a link cable. But if I was bored and wanted to put something small together, I had memorized enough of the byte instructions to be able to type them in for certain things.
57 min later 87501789 Anonymous
>>87501764
N E R D
58 min later 87501828 Anonymous
>>87501789
smarter than you mohammed
1 hours later 87501896 Anonymous
>>87501764
>Back in 1997
fuck off grandpa, that's ancient history
1 hours later 87501925 Anonymous
>>87501764
wut? how did you shift the instructions into flash without an adapter? surely you had some ic-s and a button or dip-switch to do that.
1 hours later 87501966 Anonymous
>>87501764
based but also sounds tedious as fuck
1 hours later 87502368 Anonymous
>>87499487
What we learned back in the day was basically C with some syntactic sugar and the STLs. Modern C++ doesn't even look familiar to me.
But considering nearly all the most popular languages eventually turn back into (I assume at this point) C++, he did us all a big favor.
1 hours later 87502512 Anonymous
>>87502368
>What we learned back in the day was basically C
i learned C too, but it's useless now if you don't want to coding SO like linux or in low level (hardware)
1 hours later 87502570 Anonymous
>>87499569
windowsoid gtfo
1 hours later 87502655 Anonymous
>>87502512
i spent a couple years writing software for windows in pure C. iirc it was supposed to be compiled against c89 standard
1 hours later 87502662 Anonymous
>>87499487
std::map<std::basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> >,std::basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> >,std::less<std::basic_string<char, std::map<std::basic_string<std::map <std::basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> >,std::basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> >,std::less<std::basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> > >, std::allocator<std::pair<std::basic _string<char, std::char_traits<char>,std::allocat or<char> > const, std::basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>,std::allocat or<char> > > > >char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> >,std::basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> >,std::less<std::basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> > >, std::allocator<std::pair<std::basic _string<char, std::char_traits<char>,std::allocat or<char> > const, std::basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>,std::allocat or<char> > > > >std::char_traits<char>, std::allocator<char> > >, std::allocator<std::pair<std::basic _string<char, std::char_traits<char>,std::allocat or<char> > const, std::basic_string<char, std::char_traits<char>,std::allocat or<char> > > > >
1 hours later 87502686 Anonymous
>Bjarne Buksebeist
1 hours later 87502689 Anonymous
>>87499597
>java is better
Too obvious bait.
1 hours later 87502693 Anonymous
May rod grod and cheese Danish pastries come to you
But only if you post THANK YOU BASED BJARNE in this thread
1 hours later 87502816 Anonymous
>>87502662
and then they say lisp is eyecancer
1 hours later 87502973 Anonymous
>tfw suck at programming
1 hours later 87503218 Anonymous
>>87499487
C is better
3 hours later 87505583 Anonymous
Python is better.
3 hours later 87505690 Anonymous
>>87505583
choose the right tool for the right job
doing scientific numerical calculations? go for python (or Fortran if efficiency is an issue)
making big programs like video games? use c++
3 hours later 87505714 Anonymous
>>87499487
THANKS A LOT BJARNE STROUSTRUP!
3 hours later 87505734 Anonymous
>>87499487
Thanks Bjarne.
3 hours later 87505835 Anonymous
>>87502689
:(
Why you guys like this?
>>87500871
It's not trash, just the problem is that it is like a forcefully OOP version of C. That's why it is annoying at times.
3 hours later 87505875 Anonymous
>>87499487
I aint thanking a white cracker.
He should apologize to the black community and acknowlodge that everything he did was because of black people
3 hours later 87505900 Anonymous (1467223266012.png 317x159 7kB)
>>87505835
>pajeet defending java and c++
like pottery
3 hours later 87505957 Anonymous
>>87505900
I don't get why 4chan hates Java so much. It's just 4chan's opinion anyway.
3 hours later 87505997 Anonymous (pajeet-you-are-certified-iit-bombay-coder-now-my-son-4546516.png 500x855 146kB)
>>87505957
it was written by CIA niggers and it's not god's one chosen language Holy C
3 hours later 87506307 Anonymous
>>87505900
Eh, I've worked in worse. I'd hoped Groovy would fix it, but sadly too much fucking magic.
4 hours later 87506852 Anonymous
>>87499487
Lua > C++
4 hours later 87506869 Anonymous
Electron is better.
4 hours later 87506976 Anonymous
Pure Assembler only fuckers.
4 hours later 87506997 Anonymous (920x920.jpg 611x920 53kB)
>>87499487
*blocks your path*
4 hours later 87507187 Anonymous
Sorry, but I only program in Turing machines.
5 hours later 87507688 Anonymous
javascript/node is better
5 hours later 87508320 Anonymous
>>87499569
YES, IT IS
ALSO "C" IS BETTER
5 hours later 87508405 Anonymous
Finnish -> Linus (Autist)
Danish -> Bjarne (Autist), Hejlsberg (Autist)
Swedish -> Persson (Autist)
http://www.codingautism.com
5 hours later 87508420 Anonymous
>write in C
>always tempted to make variables global or pass dependencies around as a way of getting around it
How do I break this disgusting habit?
5 hours later 87508436 Anonymous
>>87508405
>Bjarne
HE IS RETARDED TEACHER WHO FROCE HES STUDENT MAKE RETARDED SHIT
5 hours later 87508471 Anonymous
>>87508420
THE OBG AND H FILES IS PART OF LANGIAGE
SOME KING OF NAMESPACES
5 hours later 87508511 Anonymous
>>87499597
This but unironically
5 hours later 87508575 Anonymous (1350517252530.gif 200x147 1228kB)
>What if we took C and kind of added the good stuff from Java, all the bad stuff and a whole of garbage that neither language has?
5 hours later 87508594 Anonymous
Why is java so verbose? For instance, every method definition has like ten syntax keywords in it and imports always go like org.package.java.shit.butter.Swing. X.BufferedArray
6 hours later 87508827 Anonymous
>>87508594
You're never getting away from the long ass package names, just because the library namespace is so populated.
Verbosity is a mixed blessing. Sucks for typing and line count, but the explicitly often makes for an easier life when some other poor bastard on your team has to modify your code and may not quite be up to your par.
6 hours later 87508898 Anonymous
>>87499487
C- is way better.
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