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2013-02-16 10:22 8549149 Anonymous (image.jpg 362x410 41kB)
>China fully modernises and creates an economy ready for war >300 million soldiers >Budget far higher than the USA's Your country, to keep the Chinese overlords happy and to avoid invasion have to invade one country that you feasibly could and hand it over to the Chinese. You only have a matter of weeks, so chosing a country on the other side f the world isn't feasible. Who do you chose /int/

2 min later 8549232 Anonymous
Obviously Ireland

4 min later 8549260 Anonymous
Czech Republic

4 min later 8549279 Anonymous
Iceland? REMOVE VIKING FROM THE PREMISES

4 min later 8549280 Anonymous
We are not relevant enough to be forced to make such a choice. Germany could invade Belgium though. Again.

4 min later 8549283 Anonymous (1358746812405.jpg 600x476 95kB)
China. If we can't have freedums, we have death.

5 min later 8549293 Anonymous
>>8549149 Sweden probably: It's government would instantly side with the invaders and consider any opposition to be "racist" thus, not a single shot would even be needed to invade them.

5 min later 8549296 Anonymous
Guyane we'd make them our bitches in minutes

7 min later 8549342 Anonymous
>>8549149 we put an embargo on all exports and tell them gooks to fuck off Then, we invest all our money in war industries and wait for them to come we annihilate them, and spread freedom to Asia

7 min later 8549346 Anonymous
Chile. Former US puppet with nothing of value in it.

8 min later 8549360 Anonymous
>>8549346 pls invade brosil pls rid us of chavez

8 min later 8549362 Anonymous
>>8549149 Belize, obvioulsy

8 min later 8549380 Anonymous
Either Austria or Slovakia.

8 min later 8549385 Anonymous
Ireland, it'd be over in a few days. Realistically we'd all just bomb the shit out of them together then split the place up 19th century style.

11 min later 8549459 Anonymous
>>8549342 The thing is, they'd have so much arms and weapons they'd just invade the USA in a flash. War is proffitable to the victor. Just man up and hand over Mexico

12 min later 8549488 Anonymous
>>8549293 Although that could be pretty much said about most of current Europe.

17 min later 8549611 Anonymous
>>8549260 >Implying Poland could invade any country

18 min later 8549640 Anonymous
>>8549611 Poland vs Sri Lanka Who wins?

19 min later 8549654 Anonymous
>300 million soldiers Logistically impossible, completely contradicts with "modern economy read for war"

20 min later 8549697 Bulgar Warrior
>>8549149 Moldova should be doable

20 min later 8549707 Anonymous
belgium

21 min later 8549714 Anonymous
China's military, like everything else they make, is a cheap knock-off of NATO members' militaries.

22 min later 8549747 Anonymous
>>8549714 inb4 huurduur Chinastrong fag from somewhere like the Netherlansd

22 min later 8549755 Kornheiser
>>8549640 >implying the Tamils and the Sri Lankans wouldn't unify against the thread of the Polish menace

23 min later 8549769 Anonymous
>>8549755 >polish >menace uwotm8

24 min later 8549793 Anonymous
>>8549755 >>8549697 >implying the Transnistrians and Moldovans wouldn't unify against the thread of the Bulgarian menace

25 min later 8549826 Anonymous
>>8549707 >implying the Walloons and Flemings wouldn't unify against the thread of the Czech menace

25 min later 8549827 Anonymous
We invade China itself They are surprised and in shock so they dont defend We capture Beijing in few days

27 min later 8549868 Anonymous
Australia plz no We'd take Samoa I guess

29 min later 8549922 Anonymous (3f21aeac5b60a783418b.jpg 302x278 18kB)
We help our Chinky masters dominate the South Pacific

31 min later 8549949 Anonymous
>>8549868 Sorry you'd have no time, you'd be in the hands of the Ting Tongs.

33 min later 8550012 Anonymous
>>8549868 >implying the Westerns and Americans wouldn't unify against the thread of the New Zealand menace

35 min later 8550060 Anonymous
>>8549922 >Implying China would even need a country as weak as yours >Implying China wouldn't enslave all Australians

36 min later 8550074 Anonymous
giebe us the first island chain plox and we will be happy.

36 min later 8550079 Anonymous
Sup Poland.

38 min later 8550148 Anonymous
>>8550074 Hey.. so what do you think about the Chinese Cmmunist party?

51 min later 8550471 Anonymous
I'd rather spare Ireland and give them Netherlands

57 min later 8550610 Anonymous
>>8550148 >implying he is really Chinese It's an English teacher.

1 hours later 8550678 Anonymous
>>8550074 sup

1 hours later 8550706 Anonymous
>>8549827 But they'll just gather everyone in the capital and try to run you over. You'll be crushed immediately.

1 hours later 8551450 Anonymous (Chinese and Jews laughting.jpg 594x395 51kB)
>>8550610 >implying

2 hours later 8553167 Anonymous
Liechtenstein, I'm sorry.

3 hours later 8553702 TheLoneWyoming
>>8549149 China has not the logistics for war or the ability to deplete it's production to fight

4 hours later 8554623 Anonymous
>>8550610 >>8551450 Cash4Told.com

4 hours later 8554667 Anonymous
>>8549149 Meh they can't touch me with their current logistics. But if they could I would invade Faroe Islands. Would be done on Tuesday

4 hours later 8554718 Anonymous
>>8549459 b-but my marijuana...

4 hours later 8555121 truteal
Papua New Guinea

5 hours later 8556060 Anonymous
>>8549346 Not if we have them first.

5 hours later 8556100 Anonymous
China If alone we can not stop the Chinese we shall go out as martyrs of freedom

5 hours later 8556117 Anonymous
>>8549149 solution: 1. use drones to air drop a shit load of heroin all over the country 2. wait for them to go apeshit over it again 3. ???? 4. Profit Glorious British Empire already cracked the code, no need to reinvent the wheel

5 hours later 8556122 Anonymous
>>8549149 Japan and Korea. /thread

6 hours later 8556161 Anonymous
I can never understand why people seem to think its a forgone conclusion that for some reason China is going to start a war. They realized along time ago they can get what they wan't through trade much easier

6 hours later 8556165 Anonymous
>>8549149 Based on my interaction with Americans, the majority response to OP would be "Fuck your rules. We'd rather bathe the world in holy radioactive fire than let some corrupt autocratic censorship regime grind away at humanity slowly." And that's accurate to what they'd try to do.

6 hours later 8556193 Anonymous
China's population is already approaching boiling point as far as dissatisfaction with slave labor forced by the PRC. A major war with a nuclear power would be the end of China, it may very well split into warlordships as it has in the past. Moreover, they don't have any means of force-projection. They can't send an army of one million walking over land.

6 hours later 8556201 Anonymous
>>8556165 >implying american cancer isnt doing that already

6 hours later 8556220 Anonymous
New Zealand, we'll even do the Chinese a favour and genocide them all

6 hours later 8556232 Anonymous
WE INVADE CHINA GET FUCKED CHARLIE CHAN SAY NI-HAO TO MY AIRCRAFT CARRIER BITCH

6 hours later 8556245 Anonymous
>>8549459 >The thing is, they'd have so much arms and weapons they'd just invade the USA in a flash I hope you realize how little sense this makes I mean, this might be one of the most retarded posts ever posted on /int/ outside of stormfaggotry.

6 hours later 8556254 ATTENTION WHORE (tiger56013_105807.jpg 600x450 147kB)
Israel You guys can have them, we don't want them any more.

6 hours later 8556255 Anonymous
Costa Rica, with everyone else busy nobody would care.

6 hours later 8556265 Anonymous
We force Åland to declare indepence, then annex it and hand it to China

6 hours later 8556268 Anonymous
>China mobilizing 300 million No. How would they feed them all? How would they pay for all that equipment?

6 hours later 8556279 Anonymous
>>8556245 Don't touch them, They are our brother. We should hit Samoa or Tonga

6 hours later 8556620 Anonymous
>>8556279 chink detected

6 hours later 8556627 Anonymous (lol.png 428x510 185kB)
>mfw the Chinese forget we exist >mfw they get mad when Australia tells them they'll annex an imaginary country for them >mfw Australia must instead offer them shit-tier pacific islands >mfw a few weeks later a Chinese inspection of Australasia rediscovers New Zealand >mfw Australia gets chewed out for not invading us instead >mfw it's too late to do anything about it >mfw as soon as the Chinese leave they forget about us again

6 hours later 8556664 Anonymous
No one. China has lolnonavy and 300 million men isn't enough to make a bridge of corpses across the Pacific.

6 hours later 8556666 Anonymous
>Invade Vancouver >forcibly repatriate all the fobs >be heralded in song for millennia

6 hours later 8556677 Anonymous (Jonny_0.jpg 320x240 22kB)
What's that plank? OP is a faggot? Well sure, but it's kind of rude to say it to his face.

6 hours later 8556728 Anonymous
>>8556677 Terrible.

6 hours later 8556734 Anonymous (betterdeadthanred.jpg 500x400 188kB)
Death is a preferable alternative to communism.

6 hours later 8556751 Anonymous
>>8556627 We would never hurt you New Zealand we love you.

6 hours later 8556885 Anonymous
>>8556751 You're too relevant for us, bru. It's time to move on. Thanks for the open door policy and shit, though. Was choice as.

7 hours later 8557011 Anonymous (IRA so good.png 1000x650 1022kB)
>>8549385 >Ireland, it'd be over in a few days. Isn't that what those Normans said?

7 hours later 8557048 Anonymous
>>8556885 >routinely allow yourself to be used as a doormat by other countries >relevant

7 hours later 8557765 Anonymous (still laughing.png 390x470 20kB)
>>8556734 >china >communist

8 hours later 8558063 Anonymous (cromwell.png 358x492 71kB)
>>8557011 Do you really think a few peace keepers sent to defend civilians from terrorists equate to total war? I like you bog trotters but to imply if we sent everything at you you could stop us is really stupid.

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