4chan archive /int/ (index)
similar threads
2013-01-14 01:21 7801732 Anonymous (tumblr_lnhfhuiukx1qb5gkjo1_400.jpg 400x584 41kB)
With 9.6% of its population chronically depressed, the U.S. is the most depressed country in the world. The least depressed is Nigeria. Murrika, why so sad?

1 min later 7801749 Anonymous
>>7801732 Lack of big black dicks and 420 mary jane. Oh wait.

1 min later 7801756 Anonymous
They are tired from all the clapping, and pulling themselves out of their motorised scooters. Such is life in the greatest nation

3 min later 7801788 Anonymous
weird I though united statesians were the most optimistic (sometimes a little bit naive) and upbeat people in the world who have faith in the american dream

5 min later 7801804 Anonymous
i thought the germans and finns are the most depressed.

5 min later 7801807 Anonymous
The census was biased, it was taken BEFORE breakfast.

8 min later 7801836 Anonymous
You'll never get an honest answer because it'd be long, boring, and would just get 'lol fat' as a response. So, uh, twinkies. Twinkies not being made any more. That's why.

8 min later 7801842 Anonymous
When did America become France?

8 min later 7801845 Anonymous
Isn't that just a result of chronic problems with prescription drugs? Gotta be depressed to get some of that sweet xanax shit.

11 min later 7801872 Anonymous
The burger price have increased tenfolds due to recent years economic crisis. The average american family can no longer afford 5 daily burger meals. I read this in the NY Times and they never lie.

12 min later 7801892 Anonymous
>>7801732 Nope.US is optimistic country as fuck.Because black genes.

17 min later 7801948 Anonymous
All rich countries are sad. They have easy life so they invent some problems.

17 min later 7801950 Anonymous
>>7801892 Yes Japan the nubian is strong in American.

17 min later 7801955 Anonymous
>>7801788 I think perhaps their belief in the American dream is the heart of the problem. The American dream teaches them that anyone can become rich and successful through hard work and perseverence. So when an American fails to become rich, he figures it must be his own fault. There must be something wrong with him, if he's tried and still failed. Or perhaps I'm just making shit up.

18 min later 7801967 Anonymous
Because its a society based on competetiveness. They're told from the beginning they're special, that they're smart, they're better than others by their parents. That's already a huge pressure, and obviously most people are...average, which means they're gonna be worse than some eventually. So you have a lot of people who were made to believe they're special when they're not, and when they realize they don't get what they want without blood sweat and tears they just turn depressed. In /pol/ terms its because of the God Damn Boomers.

19 min later 7801983 Anonymous
Too much materialism, too much focus on things that don't matter, too many idiots, sense of helplessness i am in that 9.6% and it makes me feel even worse. How can someone who lives in one of the top developed places on the planet be depressed while others suffer and die? the answer is obvious i suppose - because others don't have the time that I have to sit and think on matters of life and come to grim conclusions. being a white male american has been very difficult for the inside of me, but the outside would never show it

19 min later 7801984 Anonymous
Because they're so reliant on therapy they think they have problems. An American I knew had problems with bailiffs who came to her house and asked for ID to prove she wasn't the debtor they were after. She said she needed fucking therapy afterwards because some woman stuck her foot in her door and asked for identification.

19 min later 7801986 Anonymous
>>7801955 It is his own fault The fact is the American dream makes every American think they are entitled to a perfect easy life When they discover they have to work for that they get depressed

21 min later 7802016 Anonymous
>>7801983 Holy crap, Humphrey Bogart is spinning in his grave.

22 min later 7802029 Anonymous
It's a crock of shit. They have the balls to call us a 'repressed society' but with all the self-diagnosed mental illnesses they have and the ridiculous feeling of entitlement I've seen among Americans, they really need to shut up and put up.

24 min later 7802054 Anonymous
>>7801986 That is such horse shit.... every American is born with protestant work ethic "work hard or die" mentality. Only the niggers are born without that. Our work ethic is what keeps us on top. The perfect life is supposed to come with that work and be what we do when we aren't working. Work hard, play harder. Except it ends up being work hard, barely play, and use your free time reflecting on this fact and eventually realizing you are locked into a system that treats emotional human beings like emotionless dispensible robots. Capitalism does not value humans the way other economic models do

25 min later 7802067 Anonymous
>>7802054 Then you realise you're turning into a dirty commie and contemplate suicide to keep America pure. I get it now...

25 min later 7802068 Anonymous
>>7802054 Lose the 'niggers' line, and you'd be in Occupy Wall Street.

27 min later 7802088 Anonymous (why_christians.png 896x510 662kB)
>>7802054 Do you still have protestant work ethic? But the US is catholic as fuck. Protestants were puritan but never as crazy Bible fucks as American Christians. New Evangelism is the cancer of catholicism.

33 min later 7802167 Anonymous (Siege_of_La_Rochelle_1881_Henri_Motte_1846_1922.jpg 3036x1873 851kB)
>>7802088 That painting is god tier. Also, I have to stop coming to /int/. Every time I come here, I see my countrymen being retarded, and just get sadder and sadder.

40 min later 7802271 Anonymous
>2013 >not being depressed What happy-go-lucky shitholes do you people come from?

41 min later 7802280 Anonymous
>>7801732 This is nothing. It's cool to kill yourself in South Korea.

43 min later 7802310 Anonymous
>>7801950 Sweden is also optimistic country,of course.

43 min later 7802311 Anonymous
>>7802280 suicide is a right way to hell do you know it?

46 min later 7802368 Anonymous
>>7802054 What a crybaby crock of shit. Here are some truths people like you should know: -Nothing will ever be given to you. -It doesn't matter if you're good at something if the people above you don't know about it. -Nobody is going to ask you anything, you have to tell them. -Nobody is going to take care of you, except yourself. If you have the mentality that these things are always 100% true, you will not be depressed. Also, it's not what happens, but how you deal with it.

46 min later 7802371 Anonymous
>>7802167 Le Cardinal de Richelieu was one serious badass dude

48 min later 7802397 Anonymous
>>7802371 but he was the villain in the 3 musketeers

49 min later 7802421 Anonymous
>>7802368 This guy, he knows. >If you have the mentality that these things are always 100% true, you will not be depressed. YES YES YES

50 min later 7802433 Anonymous (url.jpg 230x295 14kB)
>>7802167 >Talking to the ravhishing Comtesse Poli de Letta during a dinner at Louis XIII's court "Madam, if my dress was made of bronze, you would hear the tocsin ring"

52 min later 7802456 Anonymous
>>7802368 you assume my depression comes from economical problems. i am in the 1% of the economy. my problem is that people like me just don't mix well with other americans and i can get lonely ;_; i have been on 4chan since 5am because i went to bed early last night due to depression

52 min later 7802463 Anonymous (Ulysses-S-Grant2.jpg 720x900 67kB)
>>7801732 People trying to apologize for our glorious history, make us seem like we were wrong to save the world from Communism. People like Noam Trotsky.

54 min later 7802489 Anonymous
>>7802311 Perhaps you are already dead and in hell.

54 min later 7802490 Anonymous
>>7802456 The reason you don't mix well with other people is that you have nothing to offer them and don't know what they have to offer you.

56 min later 7802514 Anonymous (Jar of Feels.jpg 1000x1000 245kB)
>>7801732 >Murrika, why so sad? no gf do you know this feel?

1 hours later 7802658 Anonymous
>>7802463 You mean you gave half Europe to bolsheviks in WWII? Do you even know about that?

1 hours later 7802664 Anonymous
>>7801732 Because we live on a speck of dust for 80-100 years and our lives are just a dot on a timeline that never ends. Q_Q

1 hours later 7802678 Anonymous
Russia has the most depressed unhappy people in the world.

1 hours later 7802686 Anonymous
>>7802489 Perhaps he is in a living hell for which death would be the sweetest relief.

1 hours later 7802702 Anonymous
>>7802658 We did not "give" it to them. They arrived first, and the Allied powers were in no position to negotiate. Although we had the atomic bomb, the Communist's sheer numbers meant that we could not launch a frontal attack. We were lucky even to keep half of Berlin.

1 hours later 7802705 Anonymous
>>7802658 What else were we supposed to do?

1 hours later 7802721 Anonymous
>>7802702 In addition, I apologize for the fact that we balked during the Hungarian uprising.

1 hours later 7802729 Anonymous (Being Bulgaria is suffering.jpg 960x542 90kB)
Get on our level.

1 hours later 7802730 Anonymous
>>7802664 Are you nihilist, my friend? (Anyway, at least this is a sincere answer.)

1 hours later 7802745 Anonymous
>>7802721 Actually no one blames the US here. I mean, we're in the Russian buffer zone between Russia and the Germanic countries basically, and this has been the case ever since Russia exists. It's the age old question of Hungarian politics. It was first Turkey/Ottomans (east) and the Pope (West), later it was Germany or Russia. Up this time we always chose Germany.

1 hours later 7802760 Anonymous
>>7802730 No it wasn't a very serious answer. To be honest a typical American is too fucking stupid to even use that as a reason. The real reason probably has to do with too much fast food to choose from or something.

1 hours later 7802789 Anonymous
>>7802729 >Serbia I thought serbia is more happy country.

1 hours later 7802837 Anonymous
>>7802789 >country bombed in 1999 including the capital city of Belgrad >armed Albanians killing countrymen, disassembling them for organs to sell on black market >country torn to pieces >national heros given out to Gaaga's tribunal by treacherous government Sure they're happy

1 hours later 7802939 Anonymous
>>7802837 But it's already past.and All country has Miserable history.(Except for US)

1 hours later 7802951 Anonymous
>>7802939 Even today they are declining, being overrun by shqiptars, poverty, etc. They're basically like us, but with more war.

1 hours later 7803078 Anonymous
>>7802939 yeah that's why they need a kick in the ass to serve as a wake-up call.

2 hours later 7803947 Anonymous
>>7802280 Yeah, why you guys have the highest suicidal rate in the world? Fast economical growth that brings in too much work?

2 hours later 7804265 Anonymous (1312070747764.jpg 3072x2304 1969kB)
No self-actualization. Shitty wealth divide. Slutty whorish women. Feminism. Multicult. Two party system of multicult feminists vs evolution denying trickle downers. That about covers it.

8.340 0.118