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2012-11-27 02:35 6923433 Anonymous (vogue20uk20september202ui4.jpg 800x1115 297kB)
>Speaking the American language
>On an American image board
>Created by An American man
>Regulated by American moderators
>On your American computer
>Using your American internet invented by Americans
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
>Eating your American food
>Munching your American hamburger
>Eating your american big mac
>Eat your American KFC
>Watching American TV shows
>Laughing at American comedians
>Going to see American movies
>Following American actors
>Jacking off to american porn
I think you guys owe us a thank you.
2 min later 6923459 Anonymous
>tf when no KFC in Finland ;__;
2 min later 6923465 Anonymous
>>6923433
>Speaking the American language
Nope.
>On an American image board
Yes.
>Created by An American man
Copied directly from a Japanese one.
>Regulated by American moderators
All of them? Really? No wonder they're so awful.
>On your American computer
Nope.
>Using your American internet invented by Americans
Weeeell
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
Nope.
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
Nope.
>Eating your American food
HAHAHA nope
>Munching your American hamburger
See above
>Eating your american big mac
See above
>Eat your American KFC
See above
>Watching American TV shows
Yes, but not exclusively
>Laughing at American comedians
See above
>Going to see American movies
See above
>Following American actors
Nope
>Jacking off to american porn
Nope
>I think you guys owe us a thank you.
Nope
3 min later 6923470 Anonymous
but my pc was made in china
3 min later 6923479 Anonymous
>>6923433
You mean you owe us an apology, your culture and products are shit.
3 min later 6923482 T-rex (1337591865472.gif 288x198 1525kB)
3 min later 6923485 Anonymous
>>Speaking the American language
Stopped reading.
4 min later 6923494 Anonymous
>>6923470
Built by malnourished children following Chinese standards of excellency.
4 min later 6923499 Anonymous
Sorry OP, I don't speak Spanish.
4 min later 6923501 Anonymous
>Living in a country founded by europeans
5 min later 6923505 Anonymous
>>6923459
There's no point in American fast food being here. It's not profitable. McDonalds for example hasn't made a profit AT ALL since they opened here. They keep on funding it from central HQ, hoping that one day Finns will become brainwashed enough to spend more on American FF.
5 min later 6923514 Anonymous
>>6923433
>On your American computer
japanese one.
>On your American smartphones
finnish one.
>Eating your American food
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
>Munching your American hamburger
Hardly.
5 min later 6923517 Anonymous (1340811996158.jpg 311x311 79kB)
>american language
5 min later 6923520 Anonymous
>>6923505
But it's not even good. At all.
6 min later 6923521 Anonymous
>>6923433
>Eating your American food
>Munching your American hamburger
>Eating your american big mac
>Eat your American KFC
Nope
6 min later 6923523 Anonymous
>>6923499
I laughed and then I felt sad.
6 min later 6923530 Anonymous
American language? What?
6 min later 6923532 Anonymous
>>6923499
sorry, what? The biggest ethnic group in most american states is german, with second biggest being irish.
7 min later 6923537 Anonymous
>>6923505
It hasn't? Is there source or something somewhere, I must see!
7 min later 6923538 Anonymous
>Speaking the American language
No.
>On an American image board
Yes
>Created by An American man
Yes
>Regulated by American moderators
Not all of them are American
>On your American computer
No
>Using your American internet invented by Americans
>implying it was invented by one person
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
I don't even have a smartphone.
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
>2012
>facebook
>Eating your American food
No.
>Munching your American hamburger
Disgusting.
>Eating your american big mac
Even worse
>Eat your American KFC
No.
>Watching American TV shows
Sometimes
>Laughing at American comedians
No.
>Going to see American movies
Sometimes
>Following American actors
>following actors
What are you, a teenage girl?
>Jacking off to american porn
No.
7 min later 6923540 Anonymous
>>6923505
What about Hesburger? The company itself might not be american but burgers certainly are american fast food phenomenon. Doesn't Hesburger make profit?
7 min later 6923541 Anonymous
>>6923523
Think it this way: our children will either speak Spanish as their first foreign language or American "English" is replaced by glorious British English.
8 min later 6923552 Anonymous
>>6923433
>Owe us
YOU FUCKING MORON. GO BACK TO BEING A USELESS PILE OF SHIT WHO WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING.
8 min later 6923553 Anonymous
>>6923520
kfc is bretty godd 55/5 ;dd
8 min later 6923564 Anonymous
>>6923537
There's a source, but I CBA to google it. Do it yourself.
>>6923540
Oh fuck I forgot it exists. Ours went bankrupt. Not sure how it's doing overall.
9 min later 6923566 Anonymous
>>6923465
This.
9 min later 6923568 Anonymous
>>6923553
Tried it once, it's really not.
9 min later 6923574 Anonymous
You might as well just thank the Brits, we basically invented the modern world anyway
9 min later 6923578 Anonymous
>>6923532
He didn't say nothing about ethnicity ese.
10 min later 6923581 Anonymous
>Speaking the American language
Laughed
>On an American image board
>Created by An American man
Listing same thing twice. Also direct copy.
>Regulated by American moderators
Nope
>On your American computer
Nope
>Using your American internet invented by Americans
It was collectional.
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
Nope
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
Nope
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
Nope
>Eating your American food
>Munching your American hamburger
>Eating your american big mac
>Eat your American KFC
Same thing four times and nope.
>Watching American TV shows
Only one, i'll give you this.
>Laughing at American comedians
Well, only comedian i laugh from that continent is Mexican.
>Going to see American movies
Okay.
>Following American actors
Nope
>Jacking off to american porn
Nope
11 min later 6923593 Anonymous
>>6923568
well id never go to a kfc in USAUSA#1#1 so theres no way in hell id go to one in finland
12 min later 6923603 Anonymous
Let's see..
>Speaking the American language
Wwhat?
>On an American image board
Taking credit for 4chan, really?
>Created by An American man
sure
>Regulated by American moderators
Tell that to Muhammed the mod of /int/
>On your American computer
Taiwanese apprently
>Using your American internet invented by Americans
haha
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
No, Koreans
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
Okay, got me there but most of the content I watch is taken from other sites anyways.
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
>2012
>using facebook
>Eating your American food
hahah
>Munching your American hamburger
hahahahah
>Eating your american big mac
no
>Eat your American KFC
no
>Watching American TV shows
never
>Laughing at American comedians
sometime
>Going to see American movies
maybe once a month, maybe
>Following American actors
okay...
>Jacking off to american porn
nice try, but no
>I think you guys owe us a thank you.
I like this board so, thank you for this.
12 min later 6923611 Anonymous
>>6923593
We don't have them here, did it over at yours. Bland and greasy 1/5
13 min later 6923626 Anonymous
>go to america
> every girl there finds my accent sexy.
# winning
13 min later 6923629 Anonymous
>>6923541
> If mexicans ever take over the country it won't be relevant anymore so you won't have to learn spanish
13 min later 6923632 Anonymous
>>6923553
yup, kfc iz noise
14 min later 6923635 Anonymous
Pls stop responding. it's embarrassing
14 min later 6923637 Anonymous
>>6923635
But it's funny.
14 min later 6923639 Anonymous
>>6923629
*didn't meant to use greentext
14 min later 6923647 sage sage
sage/10
16 min later 6923672 Anonymous
ITT: Yuropeans mad because America is number 1
17 min later 6923676 Anonymous
>>6923672
says danskjävlare
18 min later 6923697 Anonymous
I love foreigners. They take everything so seriously.
18 min later 6923702 Anonymous
>>6923433
Some of these things may not apply to me, but in general it is true that the US have contributed a lot to a westerner's daily enjoyment. So sure, thanks guys.
19 min later 6923710 Anonymous
>>6923564
just curious. What the hell do people eat in finland, or even scandinavia in general?
educate your American overlord.
19 min later 6923724 Anonymous
>>6923697
>implying anybody took the OP seriously
Just because it's an obvious troll thread doesn't mean it can't be fun to reply.
20 min later 6923727 Anonymous
>>6923433
All of them are nope
Internet one is half true i use internet created by americans but im not paying for an american company for it.
20 min later 6923731 Anonymous
>>6923710
rotten fish
20 min later 6923732 Anonymous
>>6923459
Durniau, we have hesburger!
20 min later 6923736 Anonymous
>>6923710
Just... stuff.
Meat. Fish. Veggies. Grains. Potatoes. Nothing terribly exciting.
21 min later 6923742 Anonymous
>>6923732
What, really?
23 min later 6923767 Anonymous
>>6923742
I heard that they have one in Russia too! We in international burger business nao.
23 min later 6923771 Anonymous
>>6923767
oh snap cultural imperialism here we come
24 min later 6923774 Anonymous (skomakarlc3a5da-pc3a5-rostas.jpg 1024x764 218kB)
>>6923710
24 min later 6923776 Anonymous
>>6923767
wiki:
Locations operate in the following countries:
Finland
Estonia
Latvia
Lithuania
Germany
Russia
25 min later 6923785 Anonymous
>>6923710
Reindeer legs boiled in salted water, poisonous mushrooms, tree bark.
25 min later 6923794 Anonymous (5cf6111c_8ca3_6c910.jpg 780x524 81kB)
>>6923776
Meanwhile their most central Helsinki location closed down a while back.
26 min later 6923805 Anonymous
>>6923774
Looks like your average Danish meal right there. Those guys fucking love butter and bacon.
26 min later 6923811 Anonymous
>Speaking the American language
nope
>On an American image board
>Created by An American man
>Regulated by American moderators
>On your American computer
nope
>Using your American internet invented by Americans
nope
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the
great ill Gates and Steve Jobs
lol nope, Linux here
>Looking at American youtube videos created
by Americans and invented by Americans
nope
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
nope
>Eating your American food
nope
>Munching your American hamburger
nope
>Eating your american big mac
nope
>Eat your American KFC
nope
>Watching American TV shows
>Laughing at American comedians
nope
>Going to see American movies
nope
>Following American actors
nope
>Jacking off to american porn
nope
26 min later 6923815 Anonymous
>>6923465
>>6923470
>>6923479
>>6923485
>6923485
>>6923482
>>6923501
>>6923499
>>6923505
>>6923514
>>6923521
>>6923538
>>6923564
>>6923566
>>6923581
>>6923603
Loling heartily at the fact that europeens get butthurt simply because we Gods (Americans) exist. Peasants. All you guys say is "HURR NOPE" oh god.
>>6923574
th-thank you daddy :):):):):):):):):):):)::):):):):)
Can I hab a crumpet d-dad
27 min later 6923825 Anonymous
>>6923815
nope, you're just a self-hating European, you're not even American
27 min later 6923828 Anonymous (chiyomad.gif 320x331 49kB)
>>6923815
MM OH YES MASTER TROLL
I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW
28 min later 6923840 Mork
>>6923697
look whos taking us seriously now
28 min later 6923849 Anonymous
>>6923840
Shh, just accept that we got trolled hard.
29 min later 6923858 Anonymous
lel, I always get a chuckle out of these threads.
Europoors get mad so quickly.
29 min later 6923860 Anonymous
>>6923697
We haven't even tried to capture you and offer you to Ukko yet.
29 min later 6923862 Anonymous
>Speaking the American language
No, the saxons who spoke old danish, created the english language. You owe us
>On an American image board
Yes, thank you
>Created by An American man
Yes, thank you to him
>Regulated by American moderators
Some of them, yes
>On your American computer
No, Korean
>Using your American internet invented by Americans
Both Americans and Europeans and others made the internet
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
Yes, thank you Steve Jobs for my iPhone
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
Yes to all of those, thank you
>Eating your American food
>Munching your American hamburger
>Eating your american big mac
>Eat your American KFC
No, I don't like your shitty fastfood
>Watching American TV shows
No
>Laughing at American comedians
Yes, especially Jim Carrey. He's cewl
>Going to see American movies
Yes, but Bourne is the best movie
>Following American actors
No, I don't follow/ know the actors. I have a life
>Jacking off to american porn
Jesse Jane <3
29 min later 6923863 Anonymous
>>6923828
CAN'T HANDLE ALL THESE MADS
30 min later 6923866 Anonymous
>>6923815
>Loling heartily at the fact that europeens get butthurt simply because we Gods (Americans) exist.
Did you even read my comment? There was no butthurt in it, I even said thanks.
30 min later 6923874 Anonymous
>>6923776
i thought they operate in china too
30 min later 6923875 Anonymous
>>6923771
>using american expressions and phrases
>>6923774
>>6923774
that looks delicious
>>6923785
>Reindeer
>not american
Captcha: Irm Fugg
31 min later 6923887 Anonymous
2-8 are correct. Thank you, good America, for being so helpful. In return, you may have some actors.
32 min later 6923898 Turk
>>6923433
>Speaking the American language
No, I am speaking English.
>On an American image board
That is copied from a Japanese one.
>Created by An American man
I'll give you that.
>Regulated by American moderators
Not all of them are Americans.
>On your American computer
Mine is Taiwanese.
>Using your American internet invented by Americans
I am using a Turkish internet and internet was invented by the British.
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
I don't own any of them because I am not a retarded goy like you.
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
I really don't browse YouTube a lot.
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
>2012.
>Owning a Facebook.
>Eating your American food
I never ever do that.
>Munching your American hamburger
No.
>Eating your american big mac
Oh fuck no.
>Eat your American KFC
No I am not a nigger.
>Watching American TV shows
I don't do that either.
>Laughing at American comedians
That's impossible.
>Going to see American movies
No.
>Following American actors
No.
>Jacking off to american porn
No, American porn is one of the worst.
32 min later 6923902 Anonymous (1350426789996.jpg 500x315 38kB)
>>6923875
You don't have reindeer, you have caribou.
32 min later 6923907 Anonymous
>>6923825
>nope, you're just a self-hating European, you're not even American
Oh my god now the little country is making conspiracy theories
>Inb4 americans dont exist
33 min later 6923911 Anonymous
>>6923858
polan:-)) u are so cute:-00
33 min later 6923912 Anonymous
>>6923874
Btw, doesn't Kotipizza have a South Korean branch? Hahahahaha
33 min later 6923915 Anonymous (1117657655864.jpg 600x485 38kB)
I don't fo any of that stuff OP.
I'll give you 4chan and the computer. That's all i can do.
33 min later 6923920 TheManlySpirit (tumblr_kq979vR0Hz1qzma4ho1_400.jpg 400x400 22kB)
>>6923433
Internet wasn't invented by the Americans.
4chan is based off of 2channel, a Japanese site.
Not all mods are American.
I have a Samsung, which is Korean brand (fuck iShits btw).
I don't eat "American Food" I cook my own stuff, usually chicken or fish with veggies, /fit/izen here.
I don't watch American TV, the little "TV" I watch is /a/ related.
I don't go to the cinema, and if I do, it's not to watch generic "blockbusters," but Spanish or other European films.
I don't give a shit about actors.
Japanese porn is superior in every way.
Thank you based Globalization.
Try again dude...
34 min later 6923923 Anonymous
>>6923912
China again, apparently. What the fuck?
34 min later 6923930 T-rex
>>6923815
>Uruguay
>European
Went full retard man, can't even joke around now.
34 min later 6923932 Anonymous
>>6923862
>>6923862
>No, the saxons who spoke old danish, created the english language. You owe us
clutching at straws here
34 min later 6923935 Anonymous
>>6923920
>Japanese porn
>good
oh fuck no get it away from me
35 min later 6923945 Anonymous
>>6923935
What's matter son? Can't handle (oppai) loli getting raped by tentacles?
35 min later 6923946 Anonymous
>>6923935
>implying you don't like sick gore-ish pornography.
We all do
35 min later 6923950 Anonymous
>>6923501
This, 15% german to be precise
35 min later 6923951 Anonymous
>Speaking the American language
I'm speaking English
>On an American image board
Surprise!
>Created by An American man
An American image board created by an American...
>Regulated by American moderators
>American moderators
>/int/
>On your American computer
Yeah... No.
>Using your American internet invented by Americans
Keep wishing. It won't change the truth.
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
Don't have one, I still use a good old Nokia.
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
Yeah, no. Only thing I use Youtube for is listening to music, and I don't listen to English music.
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
Faceshit* Don't even have an account.
>Eating your American food
Last time I ate at a MacDonald's was 5 years ago.
>Munching your American hamburger
Above.
>Eating your american big mac
Above above.
>Eat your American KFC
Don't even have that here, what's that? Chicken shit?
>Watching American TV shows
No. Just no.
>Laughing at American comedians
No.
>Going to see American movies
No.
>Following American actors
Are you 13?
>Jacking off to american porn
Asian porn forever.
Are you even trying any more? Stop making these shit America praising threads.
36 min later 6923961 Anonymous
>Laughing at American comedians
>Murrica
>Humour
37 min later 6923968 Anonymous
>>6923862
I am Steve Jobs. I counter act your thank you with a "You are welcome." I forgive you for being a filfthy European, but congratulate you for having internet service. I didn't know people in Finland had internet...Do you guys even have toilets? I thought you were like Vikings O_O are you gonna cum beat me with an axe now O_O ;o
37 min later 6923977 Anonymous
>>6923945
>>6923946
I thought we were talking about porn with actual people in it.
The squealing is fucking horrible.
37 min later 6923979 Anonymous (Apache-Warrior.jpg 600x780 62kB)
>>6923907
Americans do exist, see pic.
38 min later 6923991 Anonymous (coolface collection.jpg 960x960 320kB)
dum goys fell for it lel
you have just been bamboozled into eating your own shit
38 min later 6923993 TheManlySpirit (tumblr_m7td5dNoOQ1qiavj9o1_400.jpg 360x500 37kB)
>>6923935
suit yourself
39 min later 6923999 Anonymous
>>6923977
Then you can't handle squealing jap bitch taking a real eel into her pixelated cunt?
39 min later 6924004 Anonymous (1349478423282.gif 200x150 1730kB)
>>6923968
40 min later 6924010 Anonymous (whatshappeningesheres.jpg 436x402 29kB)
>>6923968
>Do you guys even have toilets?
No, we shit in the woods. It freezes pretty quickly and then the snow hides it, so it's not a problem.
>I thought you were like Vikings
Not _like_ vikings, we are all 100% actual vikings, I am sending this from my longboat on the way to raid Estonia
>are you gonna cum beat me with an axe now
YES
41 min later 6924021 Anonymous
>>6923993
mite b cool if not for the audio
>>6923999
I really can't no
Somehow the squealing amplifies my shame 100*
41 min later 6924022 Anonymous
>>6923932
>Americans in charge og knowing european history
Ask a brit for yourself
41 min later 6924024 Anonymous
>>6923920
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ARPANET
>The Advanced Research Projects Agency Network (ARPANET) was the world's first operational packet switching network and the progenitor of what was to become the global Internet. The network was initially funded by the Advanced Research Projects Agency (ARPA, later DARPA) within the U.S. Department of Defense for use by its projects at universities and research laboratories in the US.
41 min later 6924033 Anonymous
>>6923805
hey finland pst u know what ur brother sweden eats? i hear he eats penises for dinner x]
dont tell him i said that :o
42 min later 6924035 TheManlySpirit
>>6924021
You should hear Yua Sakuya's moans dude.
No joke, the best moans I've ever heard ANY porn actress make. So soft and sensual, but with that Japanese Moe moe touch.
42 min later 6924040 Anonymous
>Speaking the American language
No
>On an American image board
Not really
>Created by An American man
A jew
>Regulated by American moderators
Nope
>On your American computer
Nope
>Using your American internet invented by Americans
Nope
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
Nope
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
Not really
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
Nope
>Eating your American food
Nope
>Munching your American hamburger
Nope
>Eating your american big mac
Nope
>Eat your American KFC
Nope
>Watching American TV shows
Nope
>Laughing at American comedians
Nope
>Going to see American movies
Not really
>Following American actors
Nope
>Jacking off to american porn
Nope
42 min later 6924047 Anonymous
>>6923433
No debts here brah. Everything we owed your companies (not you personally, or your country), we already paid them when we bought that stuff.
42 min later 6924048 Anonymous
>>6924033
I think their food is pretty similar to ours.
>UH OOOOHHH
43 min later 6924052 Anonymous
>>6923811
>Portugal in charge of who invented shit
Also, how is KFC not american. KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN. FUCKING KENTUCKY.
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHERE KENTUCKY IS, FAGGOT?
Fucking stupid brown man. Short little cunt.
43 min later 6924056 TheManlySpirit
>>6924024
It wasn't JUST the Americans you FUCKING moron. It was a colaborative effort between the USA, France and the UK. Americans can't take credit for it as they only worked on ONE aspect of the internet.
43 min later 6924066 Anonymous
>>6924047
>2012
>buying things
48 min later 6924116 Anonymous
>>6923433
Oh look this fucking shit again listen Americunt just because you swamp the whole planet with your materialistic shitty culture doesn't mean people are dependent on them or use all of them
48 min later 6924124 Anonymous
>>6924040
>A jew
is there any proof moot is a jew
49 min later 6924130 Anonymous
>>6924124
He looks like one. What more do you need?
50 min later 6924151 Anonymous
>>6924116
>hurr durr fuck u americunt just because my country revolves around you and sucks your massive penis doesnt me you're our rulers or anytihng
51 min later 6924156 Anonymous
>>6924130
looks like a typical brit to me
53 min later 6924200 Anonymous
I hate all of these fucking "Amerifat and stupid" stereotypes on Americans, we're not all fat and stupid. Look at Albert Einstein, he was American. We also created the Titanic, although an idiotic tragedy, the boat all the same was outstanding. We were also the first to make the automobile. Don't forget about the hamburger. Every country has their own downsides.
Long live America! Land of the free!
56 min later 6924237 Anonymous
>>6923433
>>Speaking the American language
Sorry, no.
>>On an American image board
Yes
>>Created by An American man
Yes
>>Regulated by American moderators
Presumably
>>On your American computer
Nope
>>Using your American internet invented by Americans
Nope - the history of Internet is a little more complicated than just 'DARPA made it!'. No single country can solely claim the invention of it
>>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
Nope, nope, nope (iPods have the Internet now?)
>>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
Sometimes, usually BBC documentaries though
>>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
Hardly ever (like, once every couple weeks, maybe?)
>>Eating your American food
Nope
>>Munching your American hamburger
Nope
>>Eating your american big mac
Nope
>>Eat your American KFC
Nope
>>Watching American TV shows
Nope
>>Laughing at American comedians
Nope
>>Going to see American movies
Nope
>>Following American actors
Nope
>>Jacking off to american porn
Hell yes!
4.5/18 (those answered with ambiguity are worth half a point only)
Student shows promise, but must apply oneself in future endeavours
57 min later 6924253 Anonymous
>>6924200
>Einstein
>American
I thought this thread had already reach its peak of blasphemi
59 min later 6924282 Anonymous
>>6924151
Congratulations you have overtaken us as the worst shitposters on /int/ Americans are consistently obnoxious, confrontational, and completely asinine wherever they post I cede my crown to you good sir *Places on head and pats encouragingly*
1 hours later 6924291 Anonymous
>>6924253
hurr einstein was german rite guise
he quickly realized his country was inferior and fled to the US where he gained true success.
1 hours later 6924305 Anonymous
>>6924253
Yeah, right. Next, you're gonna say he's German or something. Shut up, Denmark.
1 hours later 6924326 Anonymous
>>6924305
>>6924291
You are faggots, please return to Burger King
1 hours later 6924332 T-rex (1351919624327.png 171x208 86kB)
>>6924200
>Einstein
>American
Oh god this thread makes me laugh like no other, the irony of your post.
>>6924291
Now full butthurt.
1 hours later 6924343 Anonymous
>>6924291
>>6924305
He helped on the creation of the nuclear bomb under your administration.
You fucked up nigga
1 hours later 6924377 Anonymous
>>6924332
you realize einstein was going to be persecuted by germany for being jewish, right?
1 hours later 6924378 Anonymous
>>6924291
90% of his scientific papers, including the most influential ones, were written before he left to go to America. The only thing America did for him was make him a popular image and icon in the minds of the general population.
He had twenty years in your country, and only wrote/co-wrote 37 papers. What did you do to him, America? Did you perform early CIA zombification experiments on him involving TV and fast food? For shame, America. For shame.
1 hours later 6924389 T-rex
>>6924377
So? He wasn't American, he was from Germany, studied there, nothing related to USA.
1 hours later 6924400 Anonymous
>2012
>Participating in an Obvious troll thread
Retards.
1 hours later 6924405 Anonymous
>>6924326
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
1 hours later 6924406 Anonymous
Threads like these always crack me up because Americans always go on like "Hurrr durr Europoors always start threads hating us they're so inferior"
Well would ya look at this, then.
Anyway, I love you Americans. It's just that sometimes you seem to be quite the attention whores.
1 hours later 6924426 Anonymous
>>6924389
einstein identified as american and outwardly praised america.
1 hours later 6924430 Anonymous
Although some things you said might not be true i still thank you, not joking
Thank you America :3
1 hours later 6924431 Anonymous
Warning: reality-check ahead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=16K6m3Ua2nw
1 hours later 6924436 Anonymous (Vikings.jpg 460x288 56kB)
>>6924405
It's okay, I'll have my vikings ready
1 hours later 6924439 Anonymous
>>6924406
b-but i just started this thread asking for a thank you for america's many accomplishments and europeens got all m-mad and stuff....
1 hours later 6924440 Anonymous
>>6924436
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
1 hours later 6924450 T-rex
>>6924426
>Praised America
And, the point is?
>Identified as an American
Maybe with the ideals, but he was full German, his studies were from there, everything he achieved is based on his studies from Germany, you can say whatever you want, but America had little to do with what he achieved.
1 hours later 6924453 Anonymous
>>6924426
It's a good thing he isn't alive today to see that his adopted country has become a jingoistic shithole full of insecure neckbeards.
1 hours later 6924461 Anonymous
>Speaking the American language
It's British, but I will agree that it's due to USA influence that people speak it.
>On an American image board
Not really, it's an obvious copy of a Japanese one, if copyrights existed for this Moot would have to pay a lot to 2chan.
>Created by An American man
Not really, it's an obvious copy of a Japanese one, if copyrights existed for this Moot would have to pay a lot to 2chan.
>Regulated by American moderators
Shit, that explains a lot
>On your American computer
My monitor is South Korean (LG), and who knows where the rest comes from.
>Using your American internet invented by Americans
The ones researching the internet were british/french scientists.
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
I will give you that, but I use a Nokia.
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
No, I use youtube for my chinese cartoons.
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
I don't use facebook, I dropped out of networking by times of Hi5
>Eating your American food
Nope; I eat Portuguese cuisine, which explains why I'm not a fatass.
>Munching your American hamburger
No
>Eating your american big mac
Last Big Mac I ate was 5 years ago
>Eat your American KFC
Never ate KFC
>Watching American TV shows
I don't watch TV
>Laughing at American comedians
I don't even know any
>Going to see American movies
The only one where you win
>Following American actors
No
>Jacking off to american porn
No
I think you guys owe us a thank you.
I owe you nothing america, not even being mean, just the facts
1 hours later 6924466 Anonymous
>>6924439
Sorry, what I meant to say was
>They feel* so inferior
instead of
>they're so inferior"
As in, they have an inferiority complex.
Asking for thanks kinda implies that as well
1 hours later 6924468 añamemby
>>6924426
>taking pride on a jew
lol murrica, yu's numbah one, niqqa
1 hours later 6924470 Anonymous
>>6924440
>>6924440
>>6924440
>>6924440
>>6924440
>>6924440
>>6924440
>>6924440
>>6924440
>>6924440
>>6924440
>>6924440
>>6924440
>>6924440
>>6924440
>>6924440
Get a load of this faggot, also:
>America
>White
1 hours later 6924471 Anonymous (316t0fq.jpg 349x380 16kB)
>>6924440
10/10 - Would read again.
1 hours later 6924476 Anonymous
>>6924431
Netherlands, that was the greatest video I have ever motherfucking seen. I love you.
1 hours later 6924477 Anonymous
>Speaking the American language
no
>On an American image board
yes
>Created by An American man
yes
>Regulated by American moderators
yes
>On your American computer
yes
>Using your American internet invented by Americans
no
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
yes
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
yes
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
no
>Eating your American food
no
>Munching your American hamburger
no
>Eating your american big mac
no
>Eat your American KFC
no
>Watching American TV shows
yes
>Laughing at American comedians
no
>Going to see American movies
yes
>Following American actors
no
>Jacking off to american porn
yes
1 hours later 6924478 Anonymous
>>6924431
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=16K6m3Ua2nw
>>6924431
who is the blonde slut
1 hours later 6924491 Anonymous
>>6924450
Einstein was a Jew, a German Jew, but his race was Jew.
1 hours later 6924504 Anonymous
>>6924476
No problemo. I especially like the last bit because I agree. America has the potential to be so awesome, but sometimes it seems like it goes to your heads. You could make the world a better place. Think of how much more awesome you could make the world with all the money you spend on all the wrong things. Please change comething about this, America.
1 hours later 6924509 Anonymous
Thank you based USA
1 hours later 6924512 Anonymous (Hippocrate.jpg 240x240 21kB)
>>6924491
Finally someone who is not a hippocrate
1 hours later 6924520 T-rex
>>6924491
And Im a jew, your point? I don't go saying "Hurr durr Einstein was jew, look how great we are!"
God, so many retards.
1 hours later 6924539 Anonymous
>>6924476
Here's the full scene, by the way
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJWKccHQFOA&feature=related
1 hours later 6924540 Anonymous
>>6924431
willing to admit that.
However, who do you think is better? Most are dealing with a few of their own troubles atm. Canada, maybe? Scandinavia?
1 hours later 6924549 Anonymous
>>6924504
I personally try, man. I try to vote for who I think is right but then I realize that means leaving the voting booth and waiting another four years.
1 hours later 6924553 añamemby
>>6924520
>and Im a jew
back to the oven for you
(te estoy jodiendo yorugua, sabés no? te quiero nene)
1 hours later 6924581 T-rex
>>6924553
Abrazo desde Uruguay para vos también.
(I don't mind those kind of jokes, Im not an over sensitive dick about those things)
1 hours later 6924605 Anonymous
>>6924540
>However, who do you think is better? Most are dealing with a few of their own troubles atm. Canada, maybe? Scandinavia?
Probably some Scandinavian countries, Switzerland, Australia is doing pretty good... Without sounding like I'm just saying this 'cause I live here; Netherlands would be up there as well.
Thing is, even IF America is the best country on earth, some of you guys (not saying you personally) are so arrogant and full of themselves. A good person isn't someone who just deals with their own shit, and a good country isn't one that just cares about itself.
Also, there are so many different ways to gauge the "quality" of a country that I personally think that it's impossible to even name one country as "the best"
Your country definitely is awesome. You are the most powerful, you have the potential to be the greatest country there ever was. Anyone who denies that has shit in his eyes, or is just saying it to get to you. It's just that you waste all that glorious potential on the wrong shit. You have the money, the technology, the talent.. What more could you need? The heart and the desire and sometimes it seems that you lack both of these.
1 hours later 6924616 Anonymous
>>6924605
netherlands seems like a very good place to live. But they just seem so small.
1 hours later 6924631 Anonymous
>>6924605
We do. I'm going to be moving soon. Schade.
1 hours later 6924637 Anonymous (Screen shot 2012-11-27 at 16.04.47.png 484x307 55kB)
>>6924616
>But they just seem so small.
Nothing "seem", we are small as fuck. Also densely populated. We're the most densely populated Western country with a pop. over 10 million.
1 hours later 6924690 Anonymous
>>6924637
That's the thing. I see so many countries that are practically perfect (Scandinavian, dutch, swiss, germany even) but then it's just that...They are so small and not nearly as powerful as america.
1 hours later 6924702 Anonymous
>>6923433
But Gemma Ward is Australian, faggot.
1 hours later 6924729 Anonymous
>>6924690
Because we refuse to become like the US.
Shit would've gone the other way when we did, but germany fucked up.
1 hours later 6924732 Anonymous
>>6924690
>They are so small and not nearly as powerful as america.
Well you gotta ask yourself this.. Does that really matter in the day-to-day life of the average person?
Is "relevance" or "power" really something that makes the life of an individual better?
Sometimes I think the judgement of /int/ gets clouded by this. These words are so damn impressive, "Power"... "Relevance". But do they really matter on a macro scale?
1 hours later 6924742 Anonymous
>>6924732
*micro, obviously instead of macro.
1 hours later 6924772 Anonymous
>>6924732
If you're talking about a civilian looking for a place to live, no it doesnt really matter. But if we are talking about the greatest country, the country that leads the world, I think it means a lot. I guess nobody can really predict who will take over when America *really* goes to shit
To be honest, america is power drunk and we have gotten to comfortable to the point of being lazy.
1 hours later 6924815 Anonymous
>>6924772
>To be honest, america is power drunk
Agreed, as I said in my previous post; if anyone has the potential to be the greatest country it's you. You could end famines in the blink of an eye. You could rile up the entire (Western) world to work as one. It's just that you don't. You're (god I hate English' lack of second person plural) power drunk and greedy.
>If you're talking about a civilian looking for a place to live, no it doesnt really matter. But if we are talking about the greatest country, the country that leads the world, I think it means a lot. I guess nobody can really predict who will take over when America *really* goes to shit
Ah yes, that's true.
1 hours later 6924877 Anonymous
>>6924815
America acts in what it believes to be the best interests of America. As it should. And as any country would and should in our position.
1 hours later 6924962 Anonymous
>>6924877
There is more than one road to your destination.
2 hours later 6924988 Anonymous
>>6924877
>as it should
I disagree. Theres a difference between "most powerful"/"richest" and "best"
If you don't use that power and wealth to help others you're not "good", let alone "best"
2 hours later 6925007 Anonymous
>Laughing at American comedians
>Existence of British comedians
2 hours later 6925032 Anonymous
>>6924988
Huh? We do help others quite a lot, actually. You could perhaps argue that we could help "more", but to imply we don't help to begin with is asinine.
But if you think we're ever going to intentionally allow other countries to become nearly as powerful as us (the entire western world to work as one, as you mention), you're delusional. That's not how this planet works.
2 hours later 6925048 Anonymous
>>6924877
you guys blow yourselves up with characters like George Bush
2 hours later 6925068 Anonymous
>>6925032
While you're too busy boasting China is working to get your place eventually
you're going to lose to a bunch of third world asians.. again, like in vietnam
2 hours later 6925091 Anonymous
>>6925032
>We're ever going to intentionally allow other countries to become nearly as powerful as us (the entire western world to work as one, as you mention), you're delusional.
I implied that it would work as one under America's lead.
I also don't mean to tell you that you should allow other countries to become nearly as powerful as you, I would like to see America use it's power for good instead of for bombing brown people and getting oil.
Seriously though, do you know how much money NASA gets? One tenth of every penny of every tax dollar you pay. If you'd stop spending so much money on war and "defense" (read: attack) and start spending it on healthcare, development, technology, education.. Damn the world would be awesome.
There would be a huge brain-drain in everywhere.. People would flock to the States for your educational system. If anything you'd become even more powerful. And loved and respected at that.
2 hours later 6925123 Anonymous
>>6925091
naive dutch being naive
why dont you wish for eternal world peace meanwhile
2 hours later 6925173 Anonymous
>>6925048
That's a stupid reason to dislike a country, especially since half of us didn't vote for him.
2 hours later 6925188 Anonymous
>>6925173
he won twice under democracy
2 hours later 6925193 Anonymous
>>6925007
british people are american though
2 hours later 6925194 Anonymous
>>6925123
>Someone wants to see the world become a better place
>"Lel naive child, keep dreaming"
I never understood this. Why is being ambitious mocked rather than admired? Why isn't it considered normal to try and make the absolute best of your own life, and try to make others' better as well while you're at it? Why is wanting the world to be a better place naive?
2 hours later 6925199 Anonymous
>>6925068
man, you euros always say it like you WANT china to take over
2 hours later 6925213 American in the Netherlands
>Speaking the American language
FUCK YEAH
>On an American image board
Indeed.
>Created by An American man
Indeed.
>Regulated by American moderators
Presumably.
>On your American computer
It's Chinese, but has US-designed components.
>Using your American internet invented by Americans
FUCK YEAH
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
OS is American but made in China.
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
Not all videos are produced by Americans.
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
Ugh, I hate Facebook.
>Eating your American food
I mostly eat Dutch food...haven't even had a hamburger here.
>Munching your American hamburger
Nope, not here.
>Eating your american big mac
Gross.
>Eat your American KFC
Eww.
>Watching American TV shows
Fuck yeah.
>Laughing at American comedians
Meh.
>Going to see American movies
Indeed.
>Following American actors
Don't give a shit.
>Jacking off to american porn
I have a girlfriend, no need.
2 hours later 6925214 Anonymous
>>6925091
>I implied that it would work as one under America's lead.
My apologies for misunderstanding.
>Seriously though, do you know how much money NASA gets? One tenth of every penny of every tax dollar you pay.
Yea, it sucks, and most Americans would agree.
> If you'd stop spending so much money on war and "defense"
But we can't. That's part of being at the top. The two go hand in hand, whether anyone likes it or not.
>I would like to see America use it's power for good instead of for bombing brown people and getting oil.
Well, then, take off your blinders, good sir, and you'll see us doing plenty of good.
2 hours later 6925262 Anonymous
>>6925173
Half of you don't vote at all. That's just as bad as voting for someone shit.
Mandatory voting doesn't make you less free. Also, it means half your population is subject to taxation without representation, which I hear is a bad thing.
Please, America. Get those lazy fuckstains to the polls. If you got those ~100-150 million other people to the polls, your country would very quickly change for the better. Even if they all voted Republican, the Republicans would still act better under the feelings of pressure to be accountable. They would quickly realise they've got a hundred million more people watching them, judging them, and expecting things of them.
2 hours later 6925352 Anonymous
Don't like us? No problem.
At the end of the day, you are all American people. You follow our elections. You eat our food. You watch our movies and television shows. You wear our clothes. You copy our vernacular. You access American websites. You copy our Constitution and our laws. You read our books, ponder our art, use our weapons, drive our cars. The global economy is based on the US Dollar. Our military maintains bases on your soil. When our President speaks, you listen.
You are ALL American people.
Globalization = Americanization
2 hours later 6925382 Anonymous (Nope-baby's first troll.jpg 300x350 21kB)
>>6925352
2 hours later 6925388 Anonymous (Iwar_mislattack.jpg 640x480 79kB)
>Speaking the American language
English? Or American?
>On an American image board
Yes.
>Created by An American man
Yes.
>Regulated by American moderators
And others.
>On your American computer
Screen by Ilyama, case by Lian-Li, ssd's by Samsung, mobo by MSI. All American? Or just the Intel cpu?
>Using your American internet invented by Americans
Oh rly?
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
CUBOT A8809 smartphone, no mediaplayer.
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
Nico nico mostly.
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
On Hyves and Bebo thank you very much.
>Eating your American food
Bami, moksi meti, nasi, roti, hutspot, American?
>Munching your American hamburger
McD and Burger King? Never.
>Eating your american big mac
Never.
>Eat your American KFC
Never. I like not being fat.
>Watching American TV shows
Endemol is who? Star Trek only.
>Laughing at American comedians
Not really. John Fealy is good though. Oh wait..
>Going to see American movies
On occassion. But I prefer Asian ones.
>Following American actors
Again, Asian. Altough Christina Hendricks is boneriffic.
>Jacking off to american porn
No thank you. Brazil outdoes you there. Shemales like you will never have.
2 hours later 6925427 Anonymous
>Speaking the American language
Nein
>On an American image board
>Created by An American man
>Regulated by American moderators
>On your American computer
Israeli, Korean, Swedish and American
>Using your American internet invented by Americans
Partially true
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
Made in Korea
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
lolok
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
Jewish filth
>Eating your American food
>Munching your American hamburger
>Eating your american big mac
>Eat your American KFC
I wouldn't touch it with a pole
>Watching American TV shows
Yes
>Laughing at American comedians
No, your comedians are not funny.
>Going to see American movies
Not for many years
>Following American actors
I'm not a stalker
>Jacking off to american porn
100% amatuer
2 hours later 6925473 Anonymous
>>6924431
America is the greatest country because of the diversity. If you look at the entire nation, then of course it'll perform mediocre in the rankings, much in the same way the EU will.
Compare Massachusetts to Sweden, and Sweden looks like a shithole
The US is split up into 50 states
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_HDI
2 hours later 6925517 Anonymous
>>6923626
>Australian accent
>sexy
3/10 made me reply
2 hours later 6925567 Anonymous
>>6924040
mah nigga
Vive l'exception culturelle.
2 hours later 6925593 Anonymous
>>6924040
This delusion
2 hours later 6925609 Anonymous
>>6924156
We Nords think that everyone with curly hair is a Jew for some reason.
2 hours later 6925633 Anonymous
>>6925593
The thing is. It is possible in france. If you buy a samsung instead of an i phone and don't give a shit about facebook. Even Mcdonalds is more expensive than little restaurant that serve absolutely delicious plates, same for the films thanks to the government.
2 hours later 6925689 Anonymous
>Speaking the American language
I speak English, I use the letter 'u' correctly, I buy things from shops, not stores, I put my smibbly bibbly in my bumbag.
>On an American image board
Yes, 4chan is American.
>Created by An American man
Well yes, I just admitted 4chan is American.
>Regulated by American moderators
There's plenty of British moderators.
>On your American computer
Damn you.
>Using your American internet invented by Americans
Utilising the British created World Wide Web.
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
Steve Jobs is dead.
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
I mostly watch British documentaries and Gangnam Style on youtube
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
I don't use facebook.
>Eating your American food
baked beans, potato cakes, and fish fingers aren't American, neither is pizza or cakes or Jam Roly-Poly (stuff i've eaten this week)
>Munching your American hamburger
I haven't eaten any American fastfood since the late 90s.
>Eating your american big mac
see above
>Eat your American KFC
I have never eaten KFC in my life.
>Watching American TV shows
You make lots of vanilla sitcoms, I will put one on in the background while I'm doing something online, occasionally, yes.
>Laughing at American comedians
I laughed at Chris Rock a couple of times, I guess.
>Going to see American movies
Yes.
>Following American actors
Following? I don't follow anyone.
>Jacking off to american porn
Germans make the best porn.
3 hours later 6925694 Anonymous
You owe us a thanks for consuming your shit.
3 hours later 6925763 Anonymous (1354031972045.jpg 1197x113 24kB)
>>6925609
just found this on /a/. He's not a jew
3 hours later 6925784 Anonymous
>Speaking the American language
British, and I do it badly.
>On an American image board
Not only.
>On your American computer
No. It is taiwanese.
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
I hate apple. I have using nokia 3510i for 10 years.
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
No, I don't.
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
No, I don't.
>Eating your American food
Thank you for my fat ass.
>Munching your American hamburger
-//-
>Eating your american big mac
-//-
>Eat your American KFC
-//- (but they all are rally delicious^^ )
>Watching American TV shows
I hate TV.
>Laughing at American comedians
Rare.
>Going to see American movies
Yes, it is true, but they are not especial. I like to watch different films.
>Following American actors
No, I don't.
>Jacking off to american porn
No, I don't.
I usually don't care about your american content, but there some good things are taking place(like in all contries)
3 hours later 6925798 Anonymous
>>6925633
>samsung
Runs android. Maybe if you had bought nokias, you wouldn't have this problem
3 hours later 6925804 Anonymous
>>6923433
>Speaking the American language
No. There isn't even such a thing. Most Americans speak a version of the British Language.
>On an American image board
well, that's true.
>Created by An American man
>Regulated by American moderators
okay, okay
>On your American computer
not even a little bit. It's an Asian computer really.
>Using your American internet invented by Americans
no, no.
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
using Samsung, which is not American as I hear
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
yes, I do that, but I also watch youtube videos that were not created by Americans.
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
yes.
>Eating your American food
My food, from America? Wouldn't that be extremely expensive?
>Munching your American hamburger
Hamburger, as in, Hamburg? The city that's about 50 km from here?
>Eating your american big mac
sometimes, yes
>Eat your American KFC
no. We don't even have that much KFC here. No niggers, you know
>Watching American TV shows
This is true.
>Laughing at American comedians
lolno
>Going to see American movies
this is also true
>Following American actors
no.
>Jacking off to american porn
yes, because you make so much of it. I also watch other porn though, same with series, movies and books, and I also eat non-American food most of the time, even though I won't deny I eat at McDonalds from time to time.
3 hours later 6925809 Anonymous
>>6925633
>Samsung
That's uaing an American powered operaring system
Same with computers, etc
3 hours later 6925814 Anonymous
>>6925798
Nokia did the blunder of the century and entered into a partnership with Windows. Needless to say they have nothing to gain while windows has everything to gain.
Even non-jews are jews in America.
3 hours later 6925836 Anonymous (1351749200463.jpg 500x333 28kB)
ITT: we confirm Europeans are butthurt trollbait
Every post in this thread proves how much US influence affects your life, otherwise you wouldn't care enough to post claiming that it doesn't.
Completely pathetic.
3 hours later 6925853 Anonymous
>>6925836
>pathetic
Said the guy who can't even make a new post without starting a new thread.
3 hours later 6925860 Anonymous
>>6925814
Well they did that because people stopped buying their phones... now people still aren't buying their phones. A mistake really, it takes a lot of differentiation away from their products
3 hours later 6925880 Anonymous
>>6924200
0/10
Not one of those things is even remotely American. Nobody will be fooled by this, try harder.
3 hours later 6925881 Anonymous
>>6925836
>Every post
Reread the thread
Also you're everything that's wrong with the States.
3 hours later 6925903 Anonymous
This thread is rich. Prime butthurt from the Yuropoors.
Come on Canada, let's go eat some poutine.
3 hours later 6925917 Anonymous
>>6925881
>read the threas
Oh, are you referring to the yuropoors who lie about not visiting american sites?
Most of the "no" is bullshit, dipshit
3 hours later 6925935 Anonymous
>>6925881
Spice nigger out
3 hours later 6925947 Anonymous
>>6925903
>Prime butthurt from the Yuropoors
lol
3 hours later 6925982 Anonymous
>>6925917
Nah that's really not what I'm referring to.
3 hours later 6925997 Anonymous (1343090293501.jpg 605x650 101kB)
>this thread
3 hours later 6926000 Anonymous
OP, please explain to me how much of that stuff you created yourself, because as far as I can see you have had as much influence as I did on the existence of all of those things: none.
As we say in Brazil, you're just cumming with other's peoples dicks.
3 hours later 6926007 Anonymous
>McDonald's
>Yuropooreans claim it don't profit
>MFW profits are bigger in Yuropoor than US
3 hours later 6926021 Anonymous
>>6926007
When I studied abroad in Ireland that was all those fuckers ate. Seriously. Center of fucking Dublin, Mickey D's was the hot spot.
Imagine my disappointment. Europe blows cock, also had a frail Italian lady spit on me in Rome because I guess I looked too American. Board shorts and flip-flops in Italy will do that, I guess.
3 hours later 6926028 Anonymous
Let us not forget about Hollywood. Film studios make something like 70% of their profit in foreign markets, Europe being the biggest. Successful cultural imperialism.
Fun fact: US government encourage Hollywood propaganda as "soft" diplomacy.
3 hours later 6926039 Anonymous
>>6926021
In Italy they can be kind of fussy if you go into churches and shit with shorts.
3 hours later 6926043 Anonymous
>>6926028
It's true. Americans are the first culture in the world to dominate not through warfare but through culture. And man, do we have everyone by the balls.
>implying Americans give a fuck
3 hours later 6926052 Anonymous
>>6926028
>>6926021
800 million people live in Europe, 300 in America.
Apples and pears my dear John Doe.
3 hours later 6926055 Anonymous
But none of these were created by actual Native Americans; These were invented mostly my Europeans
Also
>hamburger
>american
3 hours later 6926064 Anonymous
>>6926043
If you don't give a fuck then why are you here, in this thread bragging about it?
3 hours later 6926081 Anonymous
>>6926052
>implying I didn't tour Europe, including Sweden
Sweden is actually a pretty great place. I wish we had carrots as sides for our fast food like you guys.
Italy however, and the rest of Latin Europe, can suck a fat dick. Reason #2 why it's a dump: everyone seems to smoke cigarettes and drink coffee for breakfast. Seriously, no place is open before like 2pm. I've never seen a more lazy group of fucks.
3 hours later 6926083 Anonymous (1343891538413.png 225x225 71kB)
>>6926064
>Sweden in charge of humility
3 hours later 6926096 Anonymous
>>6926064
not caring is something worth bragging about, it implies a certain power over something.
3 hours later 6926100 Anonymous (Cumulative_Current_Account_Balance.png 1800x820 244kB)
Red = countries that import shit
Green = countries that export shit
3 hours later 6926110 Anonymous
>>6926100
News flash: we have money.
3 hours later 6926111 Anonymous
>>6926055
lel
"Stop claiming you're of German descent, you're American," but as soon as an American of German descent invents something or does something important, they are German. You can insert any country in Germany's place when it comes to this logic.
3 hours later 6926127 Anonymous
>>6926100
Get a load of this spice gook.
3 hours later 6926130 Anonymous
>>6926110
We are just as rich, while working 20 hours a week less.
3 hours later 6926132 Anonymous
Seriously guys this is /v/ level thread. Responding to shitposting is bad, ok?
3 hours later 6926141 Anonymous
>>6926111
alright, i'll give you the nuclear bomb, it fits your policy
3 hours later 6926143 Anonymous
Usually we use cinese or japanese devices, our fast food despite of McDonaldses - sushi bars, caces and pancaces shops or simply
eatery with simply soviet food. On TV there are russian stupid serial films and sitcoms or BBC channels (animal planet, discoveri, history etc.). In the internet most of us use "runet" - russian websites like vk.com.
3 hours later 6926145 Anonymous (europoors.jpg 612x691 184kB)
>>6926130
>We are just as rich
3 hours later 6926154 Anonymous
>>6926143
>animal planet
>discovery channel
>history channel
>British
ahahahahaha, it would probably own to be a russian. you live in your own frozen fairyland.
3 hours later 6926165 Anonymous
>>6926145
>Yeah, but Americans are still fat!!!
3 hours later 6926169 Anonymous
>>6926145
That's after we've already spend most of our income, on services and charity.
To see what a country earns you need nominal.
>usa 14
>NL 10
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(nominal)_per_capita
3 hours later 6926173 Anonymous
>>6926165
>Amerifat xD xD xD
>not realizing that America's children are half as obese as Europe and Australia's
3 hours later 6926184 Anonymous
>>6926173
probably because yuropoors fucking eat maccas all day
3 hours later 6926191 Anonymous (europoors2.png 717x538 40kB)
>>6926169
>tax
>charity
lol'd
3 hours later 6926192 Anonymous
>>6926173
Really? I doubt even one kid in 50 is obese in Sweden, the social stigma is extreme.
3 hours later 6926195 Anonymous
>>6926145
Wow, that's a lot of money you can spend for your health, your education, your infrastructures, etc...
Better have big cars and over 9000 burgers
3 hours later 6926197 Anonymous
>>6926173
Everywhere we import our fast food people gobble that shit up and get fat. China is next, eating at McDonald's is considered a status symbol. Chinafats on the way!
3 hours later 6926201 Anonymous
>>6926192
You don't think the social stigma is extreme in America, either? Pretty ignorant of you.
Speaking for the USWest, at least.
3 hours later 6926206 Anonymous
>>6926195
>Wow, that's a lot of money you can spend for your health, your education, your infrastructures, etc...
that's DISPOSABLE income retard.
3 hours later 6926208 Anonymous
>>6926195
>France in charge of reading comprehension
3 hours later 6926211 Anonymous (child wellbeing.png 629x524 82kB)
Don't bully the Americans, guys.. They just had a bad childhood.
3 hours later 6926222 Anonymous
>>6926206
I know it's disposable, fucking retard, did you taxes were different from a country to another ? They're extremely low in the US, now fuck off.
3 hours later 6926225 Anonymous
>>6926211
>no source
opinion thread?
opinion thread
3 hours later 6926227 Anonymous
>>6926191
Poland strong!
3 hours later 6926232 Anonymous
>>6926222
Well... if you knew it was disposable, why did you mention education and health?
Silly France. Don't you have a mosque to build?
3 hours later 6926239 Anonymous
>>6926222
Why did you mention Education and Health expenses?
3 hours later 6926250 Anonymous
>>6926225
UNICEF
>Not knowing this very well known study
Muh American education
3 hours later 6926255 Anonymous
>Speaking the American language
Fuck off
>On an American image board
Yep
>Created by An American man
Yep
>Regulated by American moderators
Probably
>On your American computer
Taiwanese actually
>Using your American internet invented by Americans
British*
>On your American smartphones, iphones, ipods, all created by American men like the great Bill Gates and Steve Jobs
Yep
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
Yep
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
Facebook is for fags. I use twitter though which is American so yep.
>Eating your American food
lolno
>Munching your American hamburger
see above
>Eating your american big mac
see above
>Eat your American KFC
see above
>Watching American TV shows
It's America's biggest export isn't it?
>Laughing at American comedians
Yep
>Going to see American movies
Once again, biggest export
>Following American actors
see above
>Jacking off to american porn
yes, and thank you for that sir.
Thank you america.
3 hours later 6926263 Anonymous
>>6926232
Because your education and health are shitty, that was my point.
3 hours later 6926272 Anonymous
>>6926263
That was your point? Seems like you're bullshitting out of your ass, frog. Guess that's no surprise, though.
3 hours later 6926278 Anonymous
>>6926250
Here you can download the full article in PDF
http://tinyurl com/cc5dwyz
Now shove that "opinion thread" crap back up your ass you arrogant wanker. God I fucking hate people like you.
3 hours later 6926292 Anonymous
>>6926239
Tell me, please, is the upper education free in USA?
3 hours later 6926295 Anonymous
>>6926227
Poland, our beautiful ally. John Kerry forgot, you, but we didn't.
3 hours later 6926301 Anonymous
>>6926250
post the link tard
the onus of proof is on you
>>6926278
>God I fucking hate people like you.
people that require evidence for claim?
Yeah people that expect others to believe their bullshit really don't like me.
>>6926292
mine was, because I earned it.
3 hours later 6926305 Anonymous
I just leave this here. Bye.
http://www.usdebtclock.org/
usdebtclock.org
3 hours later 6926311 Anonymous
>>6926292
Mine was almost fully paid for by FAFSA because I come from a low-income family. Got a job at Intel soon after.
3 hours later 6926312 Anonymous
>>6926272
Low taxes = less public money
Less public money = lower quality public services
Is it clear enough, now ?
3 hours later 6926313 Anonymous
>>6926263
>Yale
>Accepted
Buttmad
3 hours later 6926317 Anonymous
>>6926278
>God I fucking hate people like you
bumping this thread for more yuromad
3 hours later 6926320 Anonymous
>>6926312
>Less public money = lower quality public services
prove it
3 hours later 6926321 Anonymous
>>6926312
I don't think you speak English well enough to participate here. Move along, Arab.
3 hours later 6926327 Anonymous
>>6926312
France
>More public monies
>Not all spent on niggers and mudslime
3 hours later 6926330 Anonymous
>>6926317
>Oh shit I can't think of anything to reply to the fact that my childhood was, objectively, worse than his
>better say he's mad
3 hours later 6926335 Anonymous
>>6926292
If you can't afford it the government will give you loans or grants.
3 hours later 6926339 Anonymous
>>6926330
I grew up in San Diego. It's basically paradise.
I don't think there is any jealousy in this situation here.
3 hours later 6926370 Anonymous
>>6926320
>>6926321
>>6926327
No need to get angry and nervous, guys.
You have great universities but you have to pay thousands of dollars and take a loan when you're not rich, your public schools are utter shit. You have no health care so you have to pay individually for more expensive insurances.
3 hours later 6926373 Anonymous
>>6926339
Still worse education, safety and health, risks, family relations, material well-being and subjective well-being
Only thing you have going for you is sunny weather. I would call my state of mind pity rather than jealousy.
3 hours later 6926375 Anonymous (1352701598680.jpg 908x623 61kB)
>>6926330
> the fact that my childhood was, objectively, worse than his
>God I fucking hate people like you
For someone who claims to have had a better childhood than I did, you certainly are a hateful person.
3 hours later 6926377 Anonymous
>>6926370
University is paid for if you're poor. Rich faggots are the ones that have to pay full tuition.
Frogs are an entirely different breed of dumb Yuropoor.
3 hours later 6926383 Anonymous
>>6926370
>>6926373
your claims, prove them.
3 hours later 6926389 Anonymous
>>6926373
UC San Diego is better than any university in the Netherlands. I also grew up surfing and smoking weed. Hope this helps.
3 hours later 6926393 Anonymous
>Laughing my ass of while being far more prosperous than America
3 hours later 6926398 Anonymous
>>6926370
They really believe this in France.
lel
4 hours later 6926400 Anonymous
>>6926389
Silly Amerika-kun, smoking weed is bad for the brains development if you are under the age of 20.
4 hours later 6926403 Anonymous
>>6926393
Norway is an exception
4 hours later 6926407 Anonymous
>>6926400
Cool! Good thing I graduated with a degree in economics from UC San Diego.
4 hours later 6926409 Anonymous
>>6926400
prove it
4 hours later 6926410 Anonymous
>>6926393
Since green text is usually ironic and means the opposite, I accept this.
4 hours later 6926413 Anonymous
>>6924200
I'm saving this
there are too many people autistic enough to take it seriously
4 hours later 6926417 Anonymous
>>6926377
So I can go to Harvard for free if I'm poor ? Who pay for my food and my rent ? And for my insurance ?
>>6926383
Don't get frustrated, friend, the whole world knows about this
4 hours later 6926419 Anonymous
>>6926400
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2012/aug/27/cannabis-damaging-under-18s-study
4 hours later 6926425 Anonymous (1345036354333.jpg 511x768 120kB)
Americans in a nutshell, no wonder why everyone hate you.
inb4 all niggas postin' in a trollthread
4 hours later 6926427 Anonymous
>>6926335
In russia everyone, who wants, can get an upper education. It's normal. If some on can't get it he goes to colledge ( Среднее специальное учебное заведение).
4 hours later 6926434 Anonymous
>>6926417
The government does. No joke, I had a friend who was being paid to go to school by the government. They were paying her rent, tuition, food, and entertainment. She came from an extremely poor family, and was white so there weren't any special race things going on.
And, yes, even Harvard.
4 hours later 6926436 Anonymous
>>6926417
>So I can go to Harvard for free if I'm poor ? Who pay for my food and my rent ? And for my insurance ?
yes
the government
the government
>>6926417
>Don't get frustrated, friend, the whole world knows about this
if it's so obvious then it should be easy for you to come up with a reputable source.
4 hours later 6926438 Anonymous
>>6924461
If you don't watch our movies and porn than where do you find entertainment and what do you jerk it too? You should try KFC.
4 hours later 6926446 Anonymous
>>6926427
>In russia everyone, who wants, can get an upper education.
It's the same way here.
4 hours later 6926451 Anonymous
>>6924200
>Albert Einstein
>American
pick one
4 hours later 6926452 Anonymous
>>6926434
Can you prove it ? Sources ?
4 hours later 6926454 Anonymous
>>6923505
The reason the Finnish McDonalds doesn't make a profit is because the main McDonalds company takes all the profits through a loophole.
You see, the main Mcdonalds sells all the stuff (Meat, buns etc.) to the Finnish Mcdonalds at ridiculously high prices. This way, the Finnish Mcdonalds is not able to make a profit, but also doesn't have to pay that many taxes to Finland because the company is consistently on the minus. This way mcdonalds is able to keep the profits, while just giving the Finnish mcdonalds the required amount of money for a budget.
It's actually a pretty common practise among big foreign companies here.
4 hours later 6926460 Anonymous
>>6926452
http://www.fafsa.ed.gov/
http://studentaid.ed.gov/types/grants-scholarships/pell
among others
4 hours later 6926477 Anonymous
>>6924400
There's still a lot of Americans who act like this. I think most of us realise that there's a lot of trolling going, but the points we make still stands. America is full of retards
4 hours later 6926484 Anonymous
>>6926477
The world is full of retards. America is no different.
4 hours later 6926490 Anonymous
>>6926451
I think, and remember, this is my own personal view, but I think, maybe, you might be getting trolled there m8.
4 hours later 6926505 Anonymous
You mad, Europoors? You angry? Like a fifth of my family is diabetic and a third either has it or is at risk. I have family friends who are single mothers in areas devastated by Sandy with a ruined house getting $400 on aid. Friends of mine can't afford an education in states where higher education isn't subsidized so they're working part-time and studying part-time, living paycheck to paycheck and there is a chance they might still lose money. We are approaching the deadline of January 1st called the Fiscal Cliff (look it up) due to our debt. Our politics work on the same system as our sports and we have a relatively large income disparity on the majority of the largest metropolitan areas. Our education system has been failing, even with our lackluster attempts which equate to treating the symptoms and not the disease. And now we're about to hit the shit. Our culture has been degrading and fracturing based on ethnicity is noticeable. Awesome. Our foreign policy is self-righteous and self-serving and has been for the past century at least. AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!! WOOO! USA! USA! USA!
4 hours later 6926517 Anonymous
>>6926505
Maybe you shouldn't live in such a shitty state.
4 hours later 6926536 Anonymous
>>6926517
it's obviously a troll
>education is subsidized by the federal government
>claims he can't get money for school.
4 hours later 6926537 Anonymous
>>6926477
I saw Troll Hunter, so I know Norway is full of retards.
4 hours later 6926547 Anonymous
>>6926477
Everyone has retards. You just see more of our retards because we export them. We like to laugh at our retards, too!
4 hours later 6926548 Anonymous
>>6923433
>Having European ancestors
>Using American rockets...
>...created by mostly GERMAN scientists
>Driving German cars
>that run with German motors
>and so on and so forth
Also
>Speaking the American language
Which is basically the English language.
>On your American smartphones etc.
Well. Nope, don't own that shit and don't need it.
>Looking at American youtube videos created by Americans and invented by Americans
Implying every video on YT was created by an Amerifat
>Using the American Facebook created by an American man
Too bad I don't use Facebook.
>Eating your American food
Why should I shove that perversion that you call "food" down my throat?
>Munching your American hamburger
See above
>Eating your american big mac
See above
>Eat your American KFC
See above
>Watching American TV shows
Partially right, but only because South Park
>Laughing at American comedians
No.
>Going to see American movies
I'll grand you that.
>Following American actors
Implying I give a shit about celebrities.
>Jacking off to american porn
Partially
4 hours later 6926557 Anonymous (Facepalm_lv5.png 310x318 45kB)
>>6926505
>Calling euros poor
>build up $50000 worth of dept every SECOND
'murica
4 hours later 6926566 Anonymous
>>6926505
>politics work the same as our sports
but our sports are the most socialist things in the country
4 hours later 6926567 Anonymous
>>6926557
>thinking personal wealth and national debt are related
4 hours later 6926583 Anonymous
>>6926567
>calling the whole of europe 'personal wealth'
are you even trying america?
4 hours later 6926598 Anonymous
>>6926583
euros = people from Europe
be more specific
4 hours later 6926611 Anonymous
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little american? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the taliban, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the US navy seals, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire mujahadeen. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of freedom fighters across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the taliban and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
4 hours later 6926623 Anonymous
>>6926611
Canada can we just fuck already?
4 hours later 6926668 Anonymous
Yuropoors mad because they can't buy a powerball ticket which has a $425,000,000 jackpot right now.
4 hours later 6926676 Anonymous
>>6926668
>gambling
4 hours later 6926737 Anonymous
Americans are mad, because they only live to buy something. In our local net it calls "Потреблядство" (PotreBl'adstvo : potrebl'at' - to buy something and use it; bl'ad', bl'adstvo - whore,, whoreness ).
4 hours later 6926747 Anonymous
>>6926737
>Implying Russians don't only live for vodka
4 hours later 6926794 Anonymous
>>6926747
Not all russians drink alcoholl , and if they drink - not vodka only, lol. I don't drink alcohol at all.
4 hours later 6926826 Anonymous
>>6926794
then you're a hypocrite
4 hours later 6926890 Anonymous
>>6926370
>your public schools are utter shit
Public universities in the US are probably better than 90% of French universities.
They are also very affordable. Anyone can afford them
source: me, a college student who has studied in both public, private and know several french exchange students
5 hours later 6927346 Anonymous
>>6923433
>Eating american style macaroni salad
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
6 hours later 6928183 Anonymous
>>6923433
>>Implying you're not European.
yo so egdy murika
8 hours later 6929495 TheManlySpirit
>>6924431
Brilliant! Who was the actor who did the speech? I can't remember his name, but I remember he was in "My Favorite Martian."
9 hours later 6929937 Anonymous (1350155849168.gif 400x300 1046kB)
>>6923433
>american language
5.759 0.656