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2012-10-20 07:29 6363225 Anonymous (American_Soldiers.jpg 400x290 26kB)
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
That's all it takes for the United States to invade your country in an illegal war of aggression. Why don't you have nukes?
1 min later 6363239 Anonymous (edgy.png 373x327 194kB)
2 min later 6363242 Anonymous
Can't wait to see what kind of shit you dirty leftist niggers come up with next. Bitch more, please.
3 min later 6363252 Anonymous
>>6363225
But OP
They've already invaded.
4 min later 6363255 Anonymous (oh wait.png 411x376 266kB)
>>6363242
>dirty leftist niggers
Not OP btw
4 min later 6363257 Anonymous
Every so often I go to church, fall on my knees and start praying God for USA to disappear from this world.
4 min later 6363259 Anonymous
waiting since 1945.
4 min later 6363260 Anonymous (1346047789885.jpg 380x261 30kB)
5 min later 6363264 Anonymous
I'll be one of the guys kicking in the door.
5 min later 6363266 Anonymous
Back off or the burger gets it! I ain't afraid of eating it all by myself!
6 min later 6363270 Anonymous
>>6363257
and thats why America is the most powerful country on earth.
because god hates italians
7 min later 6363273 Anonymous
>>6363242
Don't you have a /pol/ thread to shitpost in?
Oh, and yes OP...it's sadly true. Thing is, we control who has nukes and make sure they're under our thumb. Besides, whoever tried to to nuke us would be utterly vaporized.
Mutually Assured Destruction, but mostly the other country's destruction.
Bottom line, don't cross us.
Sorry about that...it's not a policy we as Americans have a say in. At all.
7 min later 6363282 Anonymous
>>6363266
>I ain't afraid of eating it all by myself!
I double dog dare you. Become one of us!
8 min later 6363285 Anonymous
8/10
I laughed
8 min later 6363287 Anonymous (antifa.jpg 288x216 19kB)
>not supporting the US and Israel
You must be a bunch of racist, fascist pigs. Antifa will be notified, and your homes will be vandalized accordingly.
8 min later 6363288 Anonymous
>New Zealand
>Enemies
>Anything Nuclear
8 min later 6363293 Anonymous
>>6363266
hahahahaha
You Finns are some of the funniest people on this board. I wonder if it's the entire country or just a half dozen funny suomalaiset on this board.
9 min later 6363296 Anonymous
>>6363257
why not pray for jobs, or a house to live in that doesn't belong to your parents?
or the cammoristi to actually do proper sanitation work in naples?
or a government not run by the bunga bunga king?
11 min later 6363308 Anonymous
>>6363259
When you think about rusbro, you guys helped so much. Errbody was so scurred of you guys after WW2, and so ruined from the war, that they basically gave us carte blanche to set up military bases in their nations and colonies...
So thank you rusbro
12 min later 6363314 Anonymous
The only thing worse than hillbilly nationalists are you retarded apologists.
15 min later 6363332 Anonymous (1240291674957.jpg 610x565 105kB)
>>6363308
I love American culture, sooo it's okay
15 min later 6363335 Anonymous
>>6363287
Most of antifa is actually anti-imperialist. Antideutsche are a dwindling minority, basically a piece of sectarian postwar folklore that is collapsing under its internal inconsistencies.
22 min later 6363389 Anonymous
>>6363257
>Every so often I go to church, fall on my knees and start praying God for Mexiacan- USA border to disappear for 5 mins.
Corrected you a little. U a welcome
*former illigal immigrant myself*
24 min later 6363403 Anonymous
>>6363314
thank you.
24 min later 6363407 Anonymous
>>6363389
>>6363257
Proof that Latinos are shit.
26 min later 6363420 Anonymous
>>6363407
What?
26 min later 6363422 Anonymous
>>6363389
>Every so often I go to church, fall on my knees and start praying God for Mexiacan- USA border to disappear for 5 mins.
So our country would go to complete shit?
28 min later 6363430 Anonymous
>>6363407
Eat shit
29 min later 6363447 Anonymous (norteur.gif 443x447 10kB)
>>6363420
29 min later 6363448 Anonymous
butthurt americans thread?
29 min later 6363449 Anonymous
>>6363422
>being enriched
>going to shit
CHOOSE ONE
30 min later 6363454 Anonymous
>>6363422
Alright. Tell me top 3 problems arise from illigal immigration.
31 min later 6363458 Anonymous
>>6363448
How does it feel knowing that Hong Kong is living on borrowed time from the British?
31 min later 6363461 Anonymous
>>6363447
You are insane.
Thank you
31 min later 6363466 Anonymous
>>6363447
>hurrr sieg heil hurrrrrrrr
33 min later 6363478 Anonymous
I hope mexicans in the USA start doing human sacrifices to Quetzalcoatl like they already do in Mexico
33 min later 6363479 Flipbro
>>6363458
Im a skidadle from here before that ends.
Also you're a great guy knowing that!
[spoiler] also im a dirty immigrant [spoiler]
38 min later 6363520 Anonymous
>>6363461
You're too ignorant to understand what I was talking about.
Go back and look again. Try real hard. I believe in you. I'm not going to give you handouts, or you'll never learn.
40 min later 6363535 Anonymous
>>6363479
I just think it's hilarious that Hong Kong will inevitably be consumed by the totalitarian Chinese state.
Let's see you fuckers mock American freedoms then. The ones who will actually have access to uncensored internet, that is.
40 min later 6363538 Anonymous
>>6363520
that is may be true but maybe not.
so i cant risk and waste my time for something what can easy be byproduct of an insane mind
1 hours later 6363665 Anonymous (papalaquetalcotlihuili.jpg 220x171 18kB)
>>6363478
you mean Huitzilopochtli, my alien friend.
1 hours later 6363670 flipbro
>>6363535
I actually have internet freedom here. Well right now.
>>6363478
Yes
1 hours later 6363671 Anonymous
>>6363454
Illegal immigration and collapse of the border are two totally different things my friend.
1 hours later 6363674 Anonymous
*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*CRASH*
That's all it takes for an american to break the pavement with his/her weight. Why don't you have reinforced concrete as your floor?
1 hours later 6363675 Anonymous
>>6363665
God damn the Aztecs(mayans?) had crazy gods
1 hours later 6363694 Anonymous
>>6363671
our beaneater friend was praying for temporary disappearance of the border.
So why do you talk "collapse"?
1 hours later 6363704 Anonymous
I really hate leftist garbage like OP. They're always the ones stirring-up a bunch of shit and encouraging insults to our nation.
I knew exactly where this thread would go. You're so predictable.
1 hours later 6363726 Anonymous
>>6363704
But he asked reasonable questions.
Why do other nations underestimate the danger on US invasion? why dont they arm themselves 24/7? Why does stupid Syria started to buy russian weapons only now when its almost too late? Was it so difficult to stock up year ago and be safe now?
So why do u call him a lefie
1 hours later 6363728 Anonymous
Hey Amerifats! Sup?
1 hours later 6363736 Anonymous
>>6363704
>I knew exactly where this thread would go
OP here, that makes one of us. It was meant to be a joke you asshat.
1 hours later 6363753 Anonymous
>>6363728
You never answered the question, breh.
Why don't you have nukes?
1 hours later 6363764 Anonymous
>>6363753
We're working on it.... I think.
1 hours later 6363769 Anonymous
OH I think we do
1 hours later 6363777 Anonymous
>>6363764
Ha! knew it
1 hours later 6363782 Anonymous
>>6363764
prepare for freedom
1 hours later 6363792 Anonymous
Why doesn't our great country have flying cars yet?
1 hours later 6363793 ThatOneAsianAnon
>>6363670
In less than 50 years, there will be no HK.
It'll be some random city the CCP will rename.
>>6363764
Iran anon, your government lets you browse 4chan? It's illicit and pornographic site, how do you get on?
1 hours later 6363807 Anonymous
>>6363793
HTTPS
1 hours later 6363809 Anonymous
>>6363764
Are you afraid of a Romney victory?
1 hours later 6363821 Anonymous (90tons_800_600.jpg 600x450 48kB)
>>6363764
Beware the USA diplomacy
1 hours later 6363824 Anonymous
>>6363809
I'm afraid of a Romney victory.
1 hours later 6363831 Anonymous
>>6363809
Not really...He seems like George Bush 2.0.
1 hours later 6363832 Anonymous
>>6363225
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed that I know this is copypasta
1 hours later 6363840 Anonymous
Please invade us.
I think Poland would like that as well.
1 hours later 6363844 Anonymous (putin_with_glasses.jpg 350x522 57kB)
>>6363840
I don't think so
1 hours later 6363856 Anonymous
>>6363840
Fuck NO!
1 hours later 6363863 Anonymous
But we already do.
1 hours later 6363871 Anonymous
>>6363863
Quiet Canada, you're our bitch boy
1 hours later 6363885 Anonymous
>>6363871
I'd like you try to say that if we ever stop giving you our oil.
1 hours later 6363888 Anonymous
>>6363885
>implying you don't make shit tons of money giving us your oil
1 hours later 6363891 Anonymous
>>6363885
Protip: Its easier to occupy open swaths of territory than it is population centers
we be takin dat oil one way or another, canuckian
1 hours later 6363898 Anonymous
>>6363885
how quaint.
>implying we wouldn't permanently park the rape train in your ass
2 hours later 6363900 Anonymous
>>6363888
I'm sure there are other countries interested in our oil.
2 hours later 6363902 Anonymous
>>6363900
>>6363885
Marc Emery nevah forget!
2 hours later 6363909 Anonymous
>>6363225
Because we have tons of nuclear waste we'll blow up if need be.
Nobody wants to buy a piece of shit old wreck of a car with the price of a 747.
2 hours later 6364145 Anonymous
>>6363674
8/10 would clap again.
3 hours later 6364274 Anonymous (fatty.jpg 500x667 167kB)
>American weapon of mass destruction
3 hours later 6364282 Anonymous
>>6364274
The one on the left is obviously Mexican.
3 hours later 6364637 Anonymous
>>6363454
Problem one, a "former illigal" who has spelled illegal wrong TWICE now. Import third world people, you import third world problems.
Lack of education being one of them...
4 hours later 6364648 Anonymous
>>6363538
LEARN TO FUCKING ENGLISH!
4 hours later 6364662 Anonymous
>>6364274
photoshopped right?
4 hours later 6364663 Anonymous
>>6363694
>implying you aren't the beaner
>why do you talk collapse
REMOVE CHIMICHANGA!
4 hours later 6364665 Anonymous
If America invaded Canada then that's not a good day but then American occupation forces might bring over their own nuclear weapons in order to have easier access to threatening Russia. So Canada would have nukes because America invades.
One time in the 1970s we had American nukes.
6 hours later 6366190 Anonymous
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hf-xePlM-zg
7 hours later 6366239 Anonymous
So, Americans seriously believe their wars are justified and everyone who says otherwise is called edgy? If I tell you Gary Johnson is the best candidate for USA will I be called edgy and an teenager too? Why don't you guys make some research instead of listening to your beloved Fox News?
We see United States of Asinine in all its glory once again.
7 hours later 6366339 Anonymous
>>6366239
Well done having that entire conversation with yourself.
7 hours later 6366379 Anonymous (1345907311250.jpg 240x320 15kB)
It's satire, stop getting so worked up about it, you fuckers.
>>6364274
>Fried Pork Skins
7 hours later 6366478 Anonymous
Thug Lyfe, America
Thug Lyfe
15 hours later 6372926 Anonymous
But we do.
15 hours later 6373198 Anonymous (661923.gif 320x240 222kB)
>>6363674
15 hours later 6373268 Anonymous
>>6363407
Smart post, bro.
16 hours later 6373279 Anonymous
>>6363314
I am sorry.
16 hours later 6373544 Anonymous (cachimbo1.jpg 320x468 145kB)
>>6363225
Because our politicians are pussies.
see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazil_and_weapons_of_mass_destruction
16 hours later 6373604 Anonymous
We do have nukes. As does France and many other NATO member countries, including Russia.
Even China has nukes. SO what the fuck makes you so special?
16 hours later 6373605 Anonymous
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden_and_weapons_of_mass_destruction
16 hours later 6373660 Anonymous
but we have you just dont know about them
16 hours later 6373695 Anonymous (1339463710134.jpg 215x176 42kB)
>>6373604
>So what the fuck makes you so special?
We've used them on people.
16 hours later 6373717 Anonymous
>>6373695
I don't see how that makes you any different from the rest of us
16 hours later 6373743 Anonymous
>>6373605
'Sweden' and 'weapons of mass destruction' in the same sentence makes me laugh so hard.
16 hours later 6373748 Anonymous
Because our leaders, all of them,
ALL
OF
THEM
Are unbelievably incompetent
16 hours later 6373781 Anonymous
>>6373743
To be honest I thought it sounded weird when I first heard of it too. Sweden developing nuclear weapons sounds pretty strange, kind of like if the Netherlands or Romania had a nuclear program.
Would be pretty fucking sweet if they had gone through with it. Threatening Denmark with imminent nuclear destruction would be swell.
16 hours later 6373803 Anonymous
>>6373781
it wouldn't have benefited us at all in the long run though, it was either that or developing new fighter jets
16 hours later 6373835 Anonymous (1350766662852.jpg 317x699 170kB)
22 hours later 6377347 Anonymous
>>6373748
They know that if you even breathed "nuke" we would drop fucking everything and seize your country.
It's one thing if some fucker on the other side of the planet has nukes but having them right next to us is unheard of.
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