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2021-01-16 01:35 137811309 Anonymous (swissmap.png 1249x800 29kB)
Why are they so rich and successful and perfect ?

1 min later 137811362 Anonymous
>>137811309 does switzerland have cute twinks

1 min later 137811373 Anonymous
>>137811362 Probably

1 min later 137811385 Anonymous
>>137811373 that is very good news!

5 min later 137811530 Anonymous (images.jpg 554x554 78kB)
>>137811309 >tfw our country will never be like Switzerland

5 min later 137811561 Anonymous (switzerland.jpg 1000x440 495kB)
>>137811530 >tfw our country will never be like Switzerland uhm sweetie...not joining the EU was the biggest mistake they made

29 min later 137812646 Anonymous
>>137811561 Wtf? Switzerland is shithole? That cannot be true

31 min later 137812748 Anonymous
>>137811309 The mountain jew is powerful and eternal.

32 min later 137812817 Anonymous
Like many other sucessful nations, good geographic location and neighbours that are favourable to its cause.

34 min later 137812904 Anonymous (93384D20-A614-4A42-A515-6DDB98518601.jpg 1280x720 98kB)
>>137811309 >not in the EU >perfect

37 min later 137813002 Anonymous
Redpill me on them. Should I move there.

37 min later 137813010 Anonymous
>>137811530 india is superpower, swiss are not india is launching 7 new colony ships for new mumbai around saturn from its 3 new space elevators, swiss are making their cows fight for entertainment.

46 min later 137813447 Anonymous
Banking Secrecy makes your prettier and smarter than anyone else

47 min later 137813514 Anonymous
>>137813010 >India is superpower >India is launching blah blah But India couldn't improve it's basic hygiene, but India couldn't built roads, clean streets, not a safe space for woman, backward culture, religious divide

52 min later 137813780 Anonymous
>>137813514 that was pre-superpower india, have you been living in a cave? go outside for once dude

1 hours later 137814441 Anonymous
>>137812817 >good geographic location seriously?

1 hours later 137814705 Anonymous (1607089086974.jpg 933x707 145kB)
>>137811309 >1/3 of population with forgeign background >dismantled bank secrecy >sold encryption tech with CIA backdoor to states all over the world >sold out economy to chinks >mandatory healthcare impossible to pay for 2/3 of households if wasn't for government subsidies >third world tier wealth disparity >corona handling further destroying our public reputation nigga this country has gone shite for the last 20 years

1 hours later 137814808 Anonymous
>>137814705 >for the last 20 years how much is that in metric

1 hours later 137814916 Anonymous
>>137813002 No it's shit stay there

1 hours later 137814974 Anonymous
>>137814916 You're saying that so that we wouldn't come and you could keep your little paradise for yourself, how selfish of you

1 hours later 137814987 Anonymous
>>137811309 fuckin mountain Jews the lot of them

1 hours later 137815015 Anonymous
white ethostate

1 hours later 137815035 Anonymous
>>137813002 Ireland is alright isn’t it? Why leave?

1 hours later 137815111 Anonymous
>>137815015 No it's not, there's too many albanians for it to be white

1 hours later 137815184 Anonymous
>>137815111 Don't forget the Serbs

1 hours later 137815185 Anonymous
>>137814441 Please tell me how you plan to invade Switzerland from the south.

1 hours later 137815244 Anonymous
>>137815184 At least someone is thinking of us uwu

1 hours later 137815299 Anonymous (apuhappy.png 860x499 83kB)
>>137815244 I love Serbia UwU

1 hours later 137815490 Anonymous
>>137814705 No. Shut up. You are NOT allowed to suffer

1 hours later 137815510 Anonymous
>thousand-year Eidgenossenschaft A future bought with the currency of a based history

1 hours later 137815999 Anonymous
>>137814705 >dismantled bank secrecy How is this bad? You used to be a central for money laundering, now you are a respectable country. Today's Switzerland is 100% better than a few years ago: less shady, less racist, less backwards. You have become pretty much the perfect country. This was not the case 30 years ago.

1 hours later 137816183 Anonymous
>>137815999 >less racist And now there are actual designated shitting paths in the Genevan botanical gardens right outside the UN

1 hours later 137816219 Anonymous (1610270011798.gif 2267x1903 404kB)
>mfw Austrian and making good Fränkli by working there

1 hours later 137816254 Anonymous
>>137811309 nazi gold and industrial-scale money laundering

1 hours later 137816286 Anonymous
>>137814705 What do you think about the French?

1 hours later 137816355 Anonymous
>>137816219 What do you work as? My father works in Switzerland as doctor.

1 hours later 137816405 Anonymous
>>137816355 Java dev.

1 hours later 137816408 Anonymous
>>137811309 Neutrality

1 hours later 137816416 Anonymous
My father works in switzerland as a female orgasm inducer.

1 hours later 137816462 Anonymous
I'll move to Switzerland

1 hours later 137816546 Anonymous
>>137816462 Unironically I know a Spanish lady who I'd love to move here. lol But that won't solve many of her problems, unfortunately, and just create new ones.

1 hours later 137816571 Anonymous
My uncle working in there as a sushi chef. He will marry with germ gf and make hapa.

1 hours later 137816758 Anonymous
>>137816183 UN is not Switzerland and it leaves the stinking trail of its existence in its immediate vicinity

1 hours later 137816928 Anonymous
>>137816571 was japan not good enough for him? certain parts of your countryside are known to resemble switzerland in beauty

2 hours later 137817319 Anonymous
>>137815999 no you are 100% wrong. before we rid of bank secrecy and before we got caught selling CIA backdoors switzerland was respected as a discreet broker between two parties. basically you make the deal while we get our share no questions asked. that way we got lots of money from which our whole country benefited >>137816219 >>137816355 kill yourself faggots you can work in your own country >>137816286 nigger infested shithole that's even worse than our french speaking parts

2 hours later 137817459 Anonymous
>>137817319 >kill yourself faggots you can work in your own country I can, but there aren't enough developers in your country, so I work there.

2 hours later 137817539 Anonymous
>>137817319 What do you think about the French cantons and the stuff they influence like the votes?

2 hours later 137817614 Anonymous
>>137817539 Why are you obsessed with the French ?

2 hours later 137817617 Anonymous
>>137816928 >was japan not good enough for him? yep There ard no white gf and high salary in countryside of Japan.

2 hours later 137817761 Anonymous
>>137817459 if you work here you can also live >>137817539 i hate those nigger loving commies

2 hours later 137818831 Anonymous
>>137817614 I often read about French Swiss and how bad they are. >>137817761 Damn, are the Italians better?

2 hours later 137820010 Anonymous
>>137818831 all of our neighbours suck, hans

2 hours later 137820082 Anonymous
>>137820010 Even Liechtenstein ?

2 hours later 137820407 Anonymous
>>137820082 monarchy cucks

2 hours later 137820435 Anonymous
>>137820010 Even Suckenstein?

2 hours later 137820487 Anonymous
>>137811309 Mix of french and german culture. Face it, Switzerland is the true heir of Charlemagne

3 hours later 137822201 Anonymous
>>137814705 >1/3 of population with forgeign background resident population, not citizens >>dismantled bank secrecy nothing wrong with that >>sold encryption tech with CIA backdoor to states all over the world nothing wrong with that either >>sold out economy to chinks not really >>mandatory healthcare impossible to pay for 2/3 of households if wasn't for government subsidies no, thats just fake news >>third world tier wealth disparity no, thats fake news again, the median income is very high >>corona handling further destroying our public reputation ok all in all, you're not very smart and it shows in your shitpost.

3 hours later 137822665 Anonymous
>>137814705 >>137814916 >>137816758 >>137817319 >>137817761 >>137820010 >>137820407 >>137822201 do you really have a nuclear bunker in your house

3 hours later 137822836 Anonymous (Luftschutzraum.jpg 701x482 40kB)
>>137822665 In my current house no because it was built 1912, so I would have to use the communal shelter. In the houses I lived before we always had a shelter inhouse. Autistic people+cold war craze+lobbying by the Swiss cement industry == pic related.

3 hours later 137822921 Anonymous
>>137822836 comfy i would just turn mine into another room because nuclear war is never happening

3 hours later 137823307 Anonymous (DSC_3941-656x982.jpg 656x982 99kB)
>>137822921 law says you have to be able to convert it back to shelter within 24h plus there is usually some emergency beds, chemical toilet and air filtration system installed somewhere. most people just use it as a storage room, it's perfect as a wine cellar. some use it as hobby room but it is pretty claustrophobic. communal shelters are often used as improptu youth hostels or army barracks during events and such. mass bunk beds are ok but since it is a massive concrete bunker ventilation is shit and air gets sticky and humid fast, so not so nice.

3 hours later 137823467 Anonymous
>>137820487 *Ahem*

3 hours later 137823509 Anonymous
>>137814705 But your passports look so cool.

4 hours later 137824332 Anonymous
>>137822665 Yes. I have my washing machine there

4 hours later 137824430 Anonymous
>>137811309 >so rich and successful and perfect And humble.

4 hours later 137824572 Anonymous
>>137824332 would you let me live in your bunker for some time?

4 hours later 137825906 Anonymous
>>137817761 >if you work here you can also live Yes, I can live...?

4 hours later 137826643 Anonymous
>>137817459 >ein frisches fesches Codeäffchen brav, was chasch? >>137817539 they don't influence that much, the way Switzerland works the French Cantons could more or less veto votes simply by adding up with enough liberal German speaking cantons and kill it with the states vote. But every time they try to be progressive and lefty and vote Yes, they get shot down by a conservative majority from the other cantons. every single time. It got so far that as a joke they vote yes to pretty much everything because they know it'll trigger the other cantons and it will never pass anyway.

4 hours later 137826732 Anonymous
>>137826643 >brav, was chasch? Han 5 Johr zersch Web Zeugs gmacht mit PHP, HTML, JS, CSS und SQL. Und jetzt sit nam Johr eaba Java.

4 hours later 137826765 Anonymous (welcomeaboard.jpg 1024x640 64kB)
>>137823509 things just look good in red.

4 hours later 137827097 Anonymous (ImHuus!.jpg 1000x1000 138kB)
>>137826732 Luegsch mal bir digitec, sueched wiä verruckt wägem online Gschäft, gaht wiä d'Schwii. Suched glaub au nöii Äffli für dä Shop, diä mached als im Huus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc0 Iy1nR-Q8

5 hours later 137827257 Anonymous
Brown eyes and brown hair is very common among Swiss Germans.

5 hours later 137829212 Anonymous (1610778004288.jpg 1242x1225 895kB)
can you buy a comfy nuclear bunker in the mountains if you have money?

6 hours later 137831223 Anonymous
>>137829212 maybe https://www.homegate.ch/kaufen/alle -kaufinserate/trefferliste?a=s037&l =neutral

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