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2021-01-08 04:58 137290261 Anonymous /brit/ (staring-down-the-barrel-of-a-45.jpg 495x640 152kB)
Yanks can go shoot themselves edition

0 min later 137290282 Anonymous
gookmoot should put spoiler images into /int/ so we can post nsfw images that are relevant to british culture

1 min later 137290290 Anonymous (1467298733700.png 420x420 21kB)
reckon this post is disrespectful of other cultures.

1 min later 137290306 Anonymous
>>137290282 you should spoiler every post you make

1 min later 137290316 Anonymous
>>137290290 Reckon you should shoot yourself

1 min later 137290319 Anonymous
Nobody: Literally nobody: Nobody in the observable universe: Not even God himself: Anon: fInNa BoUtTa me, an intellectual: *ahem* you added an extra t so your statement is incorrect my brain at 3 am: hey wanna watch some PLANET EARTH VIDEOS nobody: me: *has a test in the morning* test in the morning: Im about to end this man's whole career me later on: *weaves* my mom: we have weaves at home weaves at home: nobody: Americans: Lets measure everything in football fields when she says shes home alone: 0:07 (a clip of a guy running really fast) Everyone: Everyone: Me: Alright imma head out Also me: Yes but also no Simpsons: How many episodes do you want? Me: yes me: I NEED IT I GOTTA HAVE IT!!!! Holly Earl: *exists* everyone: ArE YoU SinGlE Me: I am NOT paying for disney plus Disney: Why hello there Disney: We're making an original star wars cartoon! Cartoon network: so you've chosen death random incel on 4chan: SOIJAK(500).JPG LOL I QUOTE YOU [everyone disliked that] baby yeed: wait that's illegal brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point pickle rick: *slaps roof of car* luke did i ever tell you about CIA: Bane? sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name [OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name] CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught! stan lee: *flies past in a spaceship* ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT [everyone laughed] keanu reeves: you're breathtaking! area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves keanu reeves: you sure about that keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards area 51:wait thats illegal CIA: am I joke to you? Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai.... Baby Yeed: hold my beer Big chungus joined the chat Drumpf has left the chat 4chanlets: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.

2 min later 137290330 Anonymous
>>137290319 not reading this

2 min later 137290338 Anonymous
*stuffs a few notes down the kitchen sink*

3 min later 137290349 mikey
Some chocolate cake and a pint of milk

3 min later 137290367 Anonymous
>>137290349 how much do you weigh, mr. pikey?

3 min later 137290369 Anonymous
haha posted in the old thread >>137290219 >>137290236 nigga it's not a stock for a start

3 min later 137290373 Anonymous
>>137290338 *stuffs a few notes in your mam's thong down at the nudie bar.

4 min later 137290379 Anonymous
>>137290268 I'm familiar with "proper currencies", but I'm also not naïve enough to think that trade itself isn't what makes the world go round. You can get anything you ever wanted with enough of whatever they want right now, and that has never changed. Just a bunch of various governments backing names for the same damn thing.

4 min later 137290384 Anonymous (2133F522-E699-4855-B228-80E52FBBBB40.jpg 848x1200 290kB)
Welsh Independence soon.

4 min later 137290388 mikey
>>137290367 16 stone give or take

5 min later 137290413 Anonymous (1591759123372.png 420x420 81kB)
any Tolkien scholars in

5 min later 137290428 Anonymous
>>137290319 Read every single word of this

6 min later 137290430 Anonymous
The one thing to learn from this pandemic is that governments are worse than useless. The smaller the better

6 min later 137290437 Anonymous
>>137290384 Well is was Europe. Where does this fucking silly cunt think those people came from who did those things? Plus, vast majority of Welsh are English and have been since Edward I.

6 min later 137290438 Anonymous
>>137290413 read the hobbit years ago. i only read big boy books now

6 min later 137290444 Anonymous (Stonehenge2007_07_30.jpg 2816x2112 1411kB)
How did they do it?

7 min later 137290455 mikey
>>137290384 To be fair Wales does seem like it’s just one holiday resort

7 min later 137290460 Anonymous
>>137290413 I'm familiar

7 min later 137290464 Anonymous
>>137290430 very high energy opinion

7 min later 137290473 Anonymous
>>137290444 aliens

8 min later 137290483 Anonymous
>>137290455 You literally live on a caravan park

8 min later 137290495 Anonymous
>>137290444 dragging the stones along seaweed

8 min later 137290497 Anonymous
>>137290444 They didn't.

8 min later 137290507 Anonymous
>>137290430 yup

9 min later 137290522 Anonymous
>>137290319 >I might post a frog. stopped reading right there

9 min later 137290523 mikey
>>137290483 No need to get upset at me you welsh mong. You done it to yourselves by licking the queens arse. Waste of time crying about it now

10 min later 137290546 Anonymous
>>137290330 >>137290338 >>137290428 >>137290430 >>137290444 >>137290464 >>137290473 >>137290483 >>137290495 >>137290497 basedposts >>137290413 >>137290316 >>137290261 cringeposts

11 min later 137290580 Anonymous
>To erect a stone, people dug a large hole with a sloping side. The back of the hole was lined with a row of wooden stakes. The stone was then moved into position and hauled upright using plant fibre ropes and probably a wooden A-frame. Weights may have been used to help tip the stone upright.

11 min later 137290583 Anonymous
>>137290444 could put that bitch up in half a day with a boom truck, a flatbed, and a few of the boys.

13 min later 137290621 Anonymous (1517007691000.png 650x650 8kB)
>every group of humans built up some form of civilization (even if it was arranging rocks) except for sub-saharan africans really makes you think.

13 min later 137290626 Anonymous
>>137290580 yeah nope I choose to believe they had giants who did the labour

14 min later 137290657 Anonymous
>>137290621 What about the Kuba Kingdom

14 min later 137290668 Anonymous
Counting down the days until test tube babies and sex robots are a thing and we can finally start aborting all female fetuses. They are legit unhinged in the brain.

15 min later 137290674 Anonymous
>>137290384 This is nignog-tier victimhood. Why are people so desperate to be victims of things that occurred in history?

16 min later 137290703 Anonymous
>>137290657 what did they do?

16 min later 137290711 Anonymous
>>137290621 >Africans also the only race to have 0% Neanderthal DNA Don’t think it’s a coincidence, Neanderthals were literally too smart to be alive but we were more “social” and Zerg rushed their small tribes. Basically Homo sapiens were the normie immigrant hordes.

16 min later 137290712 Anonymous
not had sausage in ages

16 min later 137290714 Anonymous
up for some witty banter *looks in your direction* hey, you, big guy you up for some bantz?

17 min later 137290732 Anonymous (A9A3A287-AC12-4F7D-9446-4A288B1D06F2.jpg 1426x1100 331kB)
>>137290674 *floods your entire village * >Just forget about it bro!

17 min later 137290733 Anonymous
>>137290714 who are you?

17 min later 137290746 Anonymous
>>137290711 wrong https://www.sciencemag.org/news/202 0/01/africans-carry-surprising-amou nt-neanderthal-dna

18 min later 137290756 Anonymous
>>137290714 *spits out a golf ball at mach 10 directly at your skull*

18 min later 137290757 mikey
>>137290732 >flooding a village Just a bit of bants bro.

18 min later 137290763 Anonymous
emotionally abused the gf again, every single time I dodge ends up driving over out of anxiety since she can’t sleep if I’m mad at her unfortunately this is how you have to treat women

18 min later 137290764 Anonymous
>>137290703 Built a big kingdom

18 min later 137290777 Anonymous
>>137290732 How many people have had their homes and villages rekt by airport expansions, road and rail networks? Get over it you fucking sad cunt

18 min later 137290778 Anonymous
>>137290621 eh no

19 min later 137290788 Anonymous
Stonehenge could seriously be recreated in an afternoon with a solid rigging crew and crane/transport service. I'm not saying it isn't impressive, I'm just saying we've long since surpassed that level of ingenuity and those guys make like $20/hr to sort it out now.

19 min later 137290793 Anonymous
>>137290621 really didnt

19 min later 137290794 Anonymous
>>137290746 We’re talking about subsaharans retard, of course North Africans and Ethiopians have Neanderthal dna they’re Caucasian essentially.

19 min later 137290799 Anonymous
>>137290763 you are a virgin.

20 min later 137290823 Anonymous
>>137290746 It's surprising not because it's a lot but because scientists assumed it was zero, but are now discovering evidence of back-migrations into Africa from Eurasia.

20 min later 137290838 Anonymous
>>137290794 you really are a fucking thick nigger

21 min later 137290850 Anonymous
mental how shit /brit/ becomes when everyone goes to bed and the yanks are the only ones left actually jokes how they try and keep the banter going but always fail

21 min later 137290857 Anonymous
>>137290823 >blacks couldn’t handle the STEPPES OF EURASIA lmao

21 min later 137290859 Anonymous
>>137290838 How is he wrong though

21 min later 137290873 mikey
The Welsh and Scots don’t actually have that much beef with the English tbf

21 min later 137290875 Anonymous
>>137290733 i'm a man of bantz >>137290756 *points directly at a metal plate underneath the skull, filled with CSF to protect the brain from trauma*

21 min later 137290878 Anonymous
>>137290388 That's pretty grim

21 min later 137290879 Anonymous
>>137290850 >actually jokes how

22 min later 137290880 Anonymous (1598491001217.webm 576x1024 2549kB)
THIS is what America's about

22 min later 137290884 Anonymous
>>137290857 long predating steppe folk

22 min later 137290887 Anonymous (emma-watson-hair-2014-gettyimages-478498249.jpg 1000x1500 204kB)
She's cute.

22 min later 137290888 Anonymous
>>137290850 yank power hours as in power through them it's shit

23 min later 137290914 Anonymous
>>137290887 why do you do this gimmick?

23 min later 137290920 Anonymous
>>137290444 Built in early 1800s by a farmer with a golf course who was setting up decorations.

23 min later 137290922 Anonymous
>>137290880 why can't zoomers dance?

23 min later 137290923 Anonymous
>>137290875 wait; the metal plate covers the skull, not the other way around

23 min later 137290933 Anonymous
reminder that every single brit consumes nothing but American media and spend all day on an American website they only screech because they know we’ve culturally asssimilated their entire youth into amerilites

23 min later 137290935 mikey
>>137290878 Malnourished delicate mutt

24 min later 137290939 Anonymous
americans: discussing british culture brits: >muh thread hate to see it happen

24 min later 137290940 Anonymous
WE WILLL WRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE

24 min later 137290946 Anonymous
>>137290873 Nothing really legitimate. They're still whiny little cunts though

24 min later 137290947 Anonymous
>>137290933 not really

24 min later 137290963 Anonymous
Gonna pile some decorative pavers in my back yard by the fire pit, get hosed, and call it a milestone of humanity or some shite.

24 min later 137290965 Anonymous
>>137290933 I exclusively watch Welsh language programming

25 min later 137290976 Anonymous
>>137290933 sad yeah

25 min later 137290978 Anonymous
>>137290933 American soft power really is something else.

26 min later 137290995 Anonymous
would want to be born as anglosaxon or shit, too many eastern europeans try to break your skull and induce brain injury on you these days

26 min later 137291000 Anonymous
I miss the late 00's era of internet whores

26 min later 137291006 Anonymous
>>137290319 >>137290330 >>137290367 >>137290373 >>137290379 >>137290413 >>137290438 >>137290460 >>137290464 >>137290473 >>137290495 >>137290497 >>137290507 >>137290546 >>137290580 >>137290583 >>137290621 >>137290626 >>137290668 >>137290703 >>137290711 >>137290733 >>137290763 >>137290788 >>137290793 >>137290794 >>137290823 >>137290857 >>137290878 >>137290879 >>137290880 >>137290884 >>137290920 >>137290922 >>137290933 >>137290939 >>137290963 >>137290978 Shoot yourself

27 min later 137291029 Anonymous
>>137290935 Me: >you're fat You: >you...you...you're malnourished!

27 min later 137291033 Anonymous
>>137291006 you missed a couple

27 min later 137291034 Anonymous
>>137290933 kek this is me except with British media

27 min later 137291047 Anonymous
>>137290788 HURR WIFF MODERN TECHNOLOGY WE CAN DO DAT WAY EASIER DAN DEY DID 4000 YEARS AGO yeah no shit, what the fuck was the point of this post?

27 min later 137291054 Anonymous
>>137291006 poo

28 min later 137291064 Anonymous
>>137291033 Shoot yourself

28 min later 137291066 Anonymous
>>137290965 Can you speak Welsh?

28 min later 137291071 Anonymous
>>137291029 hows the love life?

28 min later 137291079 Anonymous (yank mind.png 768x315 32kB)
what the fuck is it with yanks vile little specimens

28 min later 137291088 mikey
>>137291029 16 stone isn’t fat.

29 min later 137291095 Anonymous
>>137291006 *you'reself

30 min later 137291116 Anonymous
>>137291064 How many hours each day do you spend doing this you sad little runt?

30 min later 137291123 Anonymous (Eqef3T-XMAAGioF.jpg 1235x760 96kB)
the so called second wave

30 min later 137291124 Anonymous
>>137291079 and people think psychology is a real science

30 min later 137291127 Anonymous
>>137290933 Britain is the only other country that has a large, internationally-exported media

30 min later 137291138 Anonymous
Yanks are so easy to wind up Literally a free-range NPC farm for israel

30 min later 137291142 Anonymous
>>137290963 You're the fucking wasteman

31 min later 137291149 Anonymous
supping on some submerged welsh village water

31 min later 137291152 Anonymous
>>137291079 >posts a bunch of disproven Sigmund Freud nonsense and attributes it to Americans Neck yourself.

31 min later 137291153 Anonymous
brits be like: >we are homongenous cultured and then they get tricked into the american corona meme

31 min later 137291157 Anonymous (1607073269164.jpg 1443x2048 327kB)
>>137291127 oh yea?

31 min later 137291162 Anonymous
>>137291149 how's the taste?

31 min later 137291168 Anonymous
>>137291088 >16 stone x 14 = 228 pounds That's fat

31 min later 137291173 Anonymous
>>137291047 We also used to ignite fires to keep ourselves alive in the cold seasons with sticks and rocks, should that be celebrated as anything more than a primitive success? Our species is building structures you can't see the top of from the ground that will withstand nearly anything nature could throw at it, and people are still looking at a pile of boulders? I'm sorry, when is that supposed to impress me? I can start throwing photos at you of hard men all over the globe standing on steel girders building shit that actually matters, or you can keep sitting around being impressed by some fancy gardening. Your call.

32 min later 137291175 Anonymous
>>137291029 >>137291033 >>137291034 >>137291054 >>137291066 >>137291071 >>137291095 >>137291124 >>137291127 >>137291152 Shoot yourself

32 min later 137291177 Anonymous
>>137291138 and yet all anyone has to do to set you off is call you a chink sad!

32 min later 137291179 Anonymous
>>137291162 it's great, really decalcifies my pineal gland

32 min later 137291193 Anonymous (D42BDAE9-0050-4FF5-88E3-030FE2905056.jpg 960x926 137kB)
>>137291149 Stolen Welsh water

33 min later 137291207 Anonymous
>>137291193 you'll get it back eventually through the water cycle mate, no harm no foul

33 min later 137291208 Anonymous
>>137291193 it's not like y'all are using it anyway

33 min later 137291209 mikey
>>137291168 For you probably yeah, skeletor

33 min later 137291213 Anonymous (IMG_20210107_224144527.jpg 4096x3072 3429kB)
Someone meet me at my motel for a shag rn Submissive slut seeking dom daddy

33 min later 137291216 Anonymous (yank toilet notice.jpg 478x640 28kB)
>>137291152 FOY

33 min later 137291220 Anonymous (1493941674107.jpg 785x644 51kB)
On the piss again tonight lads.

33 min later 137291222 Anonymous
I think I'll work towards earning a PhD. Tired of being another NPC non-expert

33 min later 137291227 Anonymous
>>137291168 1. you dont even know how tall he is 2. why are you worried about another mans weight? you bent?

34 min later 137291237 Anonymous (4C768BD8-B2DA-4EEB-BB46-E157789C0C61.jpg 728x1024 87kB)
oh no no no

34 min later 137291238 Anonymous
>>137291209 How tall are you?

34 min later 137291244 Anonymous
>>137291222 lol

34 min later 137291246 Anonymous
>>137291142 thus far I'm the only guy in here (that I'm aware of) that actually builds anything.

34 min later 137291250 Anonymous
>>137291213 >>137291220 >>137291227 >>137291237 Shoot yourself

34 min later 137291255 Anonymous (yank brain.jpg 861x373 97kB)
why are yanks such brainlets?

34 min later 137291259 Anonymous
>>137291193 >Imagine... stopped right there why the fuck do normoids love phrasing statements/suggestions as hypothetical thought experiments?

34 min later 137291262 Anonymous
>>137291213 >>137291216

35 min later 137291282 Anonymous
man, just had a stroke and realization im gonna die soon

35 min later 137291286 Anonymous
>>137291246 I don't think you understand, you're the FUCKING wasteman!

35 min later 137291287 Anonymous
>>137291213 how big is his cock

35 min later 137291289 Anonymous
>>137291246 Build a gun and shoot yourself

35 min later 137291292 Anonymous (yank brain2.jpg 967x761 119kB)
ah yes

35 min later 137291302 Anonymous
if the united kingdom and france are such historic enemies how come they fought on the same side in the world wars?

36 min later 137291317 mikey
>>137291238 6foot

36 min later 137291321 Anonymous
>>137291255 It's our culture

36 min later 137291336 Anonymous
>>137291246 >I'm the only guy in here (that I'm aware of) that actually builds anything. nah lad mikey'll pave your drive for the cost of the paving slabs plus labour, just tell him you're from /brit/

37 min later 137291353 Anonymous
>>137291302 How come yanks shoot themselves?

37 min later 137291361 Anonymous
>>137291246 Umm I build Lego sets

37 min later 137291362 Anonymous
>>137291302 >1815 >1914

38 min later 137291371 Anonymous
>>137291302 They fought each other during the wars too. Lesser known fact

38 min later 137291376 Anonymous
>>137291286 I'd tell you to blow me but that might require a meeting with H&S >>137291336 Mikey and I have had our chats, he's an alright fella

38 min later 137291379 mikey
>>137291336 >paving slabs Wtf are you on about

38 min later 137291396 Anonymous
Funniest female comedians?

38 min later 137291399 Anonymous (mel jones.jpg 428x469 18kB)
>How come

38 min later 137291404 Anonymous
>>137291371 Yanks shoot themselves Commonly known fact

39 min later 137291413 Anonymous
>>137291292 Lmao British?

39 min later 137291415 Anonymous
>>137291376 On second thought you're just a wasteboy. BOY.

39 min later 137291421 Anonymous
>>137291213 LatinX posts on /brit/??

39 min later 137291425 Anonymous
>>137291396 Eddie Izzard

39 min later 137291437 Anonymous
>>137291415 *gives your head the air-push*

39 min later 137291439 Anonymous
Mikey just paved my driveway. Didn't pay him a cent, now I'm his bank

40 min later 137291457 Anonymous (yank ancestry.png 1080x1920 281kB)
fuck yanks

40 min later 137291468 Anonymous
>>137291437 FOWB (fuck off wasteboy)

40 min later 137291470 Anonymous
>>137291457 didnt read

41 min later 137291491 Anonymous
>>137291457 Literally nobody is going to read that entire reddit post (Unless they're yanks)

41 min later 137291495 Anonymous (9781786499752.jpg 327x500 31kB)
doing a read

42 min later 137291503 Anonymous
>>137291457 Just read this entire post

42 min later 137291517 Anonymous
All I'm saying is, stones the size of those used your rock pile get moves all the time. It genuinely takes a handful of trucks, some straps, and some light crane work to create that kind of structure. You don't have to like it, but I could build it. Nothing but a few phone calls and an easy afternoon on a quick site.

42 min later 137291518 Anonymous
>>137291457 Whereat in Oxfordshire are you lad? Cowley?

42 min later 137291527 Anonymous (yank incest.jpg 1600x732 148kB)
yanks literally have to put billboards up telling people not to rape their daughters the mind boggles

43 min later 137291533 Anonymous
>>137291457 >trusting a meme test over your own parents

43 min later 137291536 Anonymous (gettyimages-96867442-2048x2048.jpg 1507x2048 1565kB)
>Literally nobody

43 min later 137291547 Anonymous
always taken pride in the fact that i'm 1/4 mancunian but just got the dna results back and it turns out i'm actually 1/2 from st. helens, 1/2 from blackpool gutted

44 min later 137291565 Anonymous
>>137291399 >>137291421 >>137291437 >>137291470 >>137291517 >>137291518 >>137291536 Shoot yourself

44 min later 137291569 Anonymous
>>137291536 That was worth posting

44 min later 137291577 Anonymous
>>137291547 your parents die immediately after having you?

45 min later 137291597 Anonymous (yank footie.jpg 1024x768 171kB)
what compels the yank?

45 min later 137291607 Anonymous
>>137291547 paki

45 min later 137291615 Anonymous (1608523927342.jpg 2048x1536 550kB)
>That was worth posting

45 min later 137291619 Anonymous
>>137291577 yeah lad my dad was killed in action supporting the english team in euro 92 and my mum was killed in a freak accident working at the jacob's biscuit factory

46 min later 137291626 Anonymous
The clapping monkey brigade are requested again at 8pm. With all those COVID toxin injections could they actually find there own hands? CORONA ''PLAN-DEMIC'' ZOMBIE CLAPPING NOTICE: Very confused people will be clapping at around 8pm this evening or when the BBC news tells them 2. They don't exactly know why there clapping but they will clap anyway, so if you have a weed and play Bob Marley through headphones this will ease the laughter. (Its hard but never be angry or frustrated?) Don't give the Matrix the food it needs!! Please be nice and courteous and try to EDUCATE where possible. Last time only a few applauded, however since then some more may of had ''ZOMBIE COVID 19 BBC NEWS PROGRAMMING'' and some may of had Injections so we may get a larger turnout. Please also be aware, Some may even participate in Jumping up and down whilst applauding but this may be due too excitement because of, ''MEDICATION KICK-IN''. The FREEMASON Genocide Murder Count stands at 77,346+ Deaths presently and each Death is accountable as MURDER if a claim has been ENTERED. Many have placed claims against them and none have been answered.

46 min later 137291640 Anonymous (index.jpg 275x183 8kB)
>>137291597 >but we don't give a crud

46 min later 137291649 Anonymous
>>137291457 Like 50 years ago boomers were larping as Indian to get themselves into college easier to help get themselves ahead of Affirmative Action.

46 min later 137291655 Anonymous (1497208507491.jpg 542x540 17kB)
>>137291457 >should've gotten a shamrock tattoo instead

47 min later 137291665 Anonymous
>>137291649 Shoot yourself

47 min later 137291670 Anonymous
>>137291495 >grown up >call their leader 'mother' and don't let her quit when she wants to

47 min later 137291671 Anonymous
>>137291597 Nobody in America cares about soccer except for hipsters and weirdos.

47 min later 137291679 Anonymous
>>137291619 apparently she was cream crackered and fell into a machine now she's brown bread

48 min later 137291681 Anonymous
>So anon, do you have any hobbies? what do you do in your free time? 'Oh, I spend 9 hours a day mass-replying to Americans in the british thread on the international board on an anonymous anime imageboard'

48 min later 137291692 Anonymous
>>137291597 https://youtu.be/POvBK2QcRkU

48 min later 137291695 Anonymous (yank visits liverpool.jpg 1076x471 43kB)
fucking yanks disgusting little vermin

48 min later 137291701 mikey
>>137291597 >Come on New York score a goal it’s really very simple >Put the ball into the net and we’ll go really mental

49 min later 137291719 Anonymous
>>137291681 recommend you ignore the spergs and post about doing a poo instead

49 min later 137291726 Anonymous
n...y...c *clap*

49 min later 137291731 Anonymous
>>137291671 Shoot yourself

50 min later 137291746 Anonymous
i believe that we will win

50 min later 137291758 Anonymous
Just did a poo

50 min later 137291764 Anonymous
>>137291695 >"mad yank slut" >man dressed as an adult baby mikey?

50 min later 137291765 Anonymous
P...O...O... *fart*

51 min later 137291774 Anonymous
Jus told a yank to shoot himself

51 min later 137291780 Anonymous (emma watson sexy look.jpg 1600x1000 397kB)
CORRR!!

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