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2020-12-31 07:19 136788333 Anonymous Australia is a paradise that makes your country look shit. (River.jpg 2754x1550 2621kB)
Contrary to popular belief, not all of Australia is a desert, the parts that are desert are uninhabited for a reason, the rest of this continent is a paradise. Australia has Tropical rain forests, Temperate forests, Subtropical forests, Savannahs, Swamps, Mangroves, Vast grasslands with rolling hills, over 8000 islands and more beaches than you could visit in 40 years if you went to a new one each day and not to mention 7 of the Natural wonders of the world. Anyone who ever talks shit about this great nation is showing extreme signs of envy because you will never have this. Stay mad, Seethe and cope.

1 min later 136788383 Anonymous (Blue Mountains.jpg 2119x1415 706kB)
Want to know why Australia is full? So you international fuckwits with your globohomo agendas don't tear down pic related to build a new city.

5 min later 136788469 Anonymous (kangaroos-snow-Australia-Aug-2019-1.jpg 800x800 175kB)
Oh yeah, It also snows in Australia more than it does in Switzerland.

7 min later 136788501 Anonymous
It's true.. Australia has some of the most beautiful kelp forests I've ever dived in. The only country that comes close to competing with Australia's beauty that I've been to is South Africa.

7 min later 136788502 Anonymous
>>136788333 >Australia is a paradise Sure >that makes your country look shit kek no.

9 min later 136788556 Anonymous (2160px-Yucatan_peninsula_250m.jpg 2160x2880 1570kB)
Not colourful enough Aussie try again next time

10 min later 136788571 Anonymous (Country town.jpg 1080x709 243kB)
>>136788502 Ever seen a country town from Australia? pic related, Looks like suffering doesn't it. You could buy a 3 bedroom house on 2 acres of land for about 200k USD btw.

11 min later 136788591 Anonymous
>>136788571 All this flat land, what do you take me for, a Dutchman?

13 min later 136788649 Anonymous (leongatha-hills_gip_r_supplied-dg-A2F9511_1150x863 (2).jpg 1150x863 118kB)
>>136788591 Stay mad, we have all environments in Australia, not just 1 like your shit country.

15 min later 136788680 Anonymous (Snowy Mountains.jpg 1024x768 137kB)
Do these count as mountains? Or nah? Not tall enough for Europoors?

16 min later 136788716 Anonymous
>>136788649 Imagine thinking that lol. Greece has a huge diversity, from mountains and plains to islands and deserts. Shows how little you know.

17 min later 136788726 Anonymous (7d96b21735ddfde4a3824b61e7ab0e21.jpg 3000x2088 1076kB)
Imagine thinking having the tallest mountains is a good thing kek >tfw life in the middle of a Continental plate >No earthquakes You mad europoors? How was that cold Christmas?

19 min later 136788765 Anonymous
>>136788726 Imagine having Christmas at the beach, no wonder you're so demented.

22 min later 136788845 Anonymous
>>136788571 You can have all that here too. You can also have guns here, and less fags and sjws in government

24 min later 136788878 Anonymous
shut the fuck up, dude

26 min later 136788937 Anonymous
>>136788333 Yes I take my information from and make life decisions based on what I read on 4chan, how did you know?

26 min later 136788959 Anonymous
>>136788726 Let the Greek cope, imagine concerning yourself with the opinion of a Balkan shithole

27 min later 136788973 Anonymous (guns.png 667x614 266kB)
>>136788845 >Implying you can't have guns in Australia Is this when you realise how much we have been lying to you for 3 decades? Whats next? Going to tell me how dangerous a drop bear is?

27 min later 136788976 Anonymous
My father told me that Australia has the best beaches in the world and lovely people.

29 min later 136788999 Anonymous (images (4).jpg 447x685 37kB)
>>136788845 Your fucking president is a sjw fag

30 min later 136789018 Anonymous (Squeaky beach.jpg 1024x576 111kB)
>>136788976 We do have the best beaches in the world, this is undeniable. Even Victorian Beaches make beaches in other countries look pathetic and it is one of the coldest states. >When you walk in this beach the sand squeaks beneath your feet That is why it is called Squeaky beach.

30 min later 136789025 Anonymous (h5wde4eMrxkjSPhx0Uscw6WlVmpZVD_aN3YH18OyqL5_tfbACpcC9mM2_37g5moQs2URAfQJ4JmGJo9JbMeGWFojXxhoEkqTmfqV8A.jpg 512x327 86kB)
Does Australia have plants that look like this?

35 min later 136789141 Anonymous (unnamed.jpg 413x363 28kB)
>>136789025 Does America have any flowers that are the same colour as their national colours? >Australia is represented by Green and gold >So is our national flower

38 min later 136789216 Anonymous (native-flower-basket-arrangement.jpg 450x450 74kB)
>>136789025 Just on the note of flowers... Australian Flowers > Your countries flowers. Imagine that huh? We didn't have to import them from Mexico, ours are just that pretty.

41 min later 136789283 Anonymous
>>136789141 >>136789216 >mexico Those are from South Africa which has just as varied ecosystems as Australia. 9,000 species of flora in the Cape Floristic region alone, 70% of which are found nowhere else on Earth.

42 min later 136789301 Anonymous (7ee60c6c2509dd7e24e7921ed2456671.jpg 611x1000 128kB)
Oh and thinking about flowers, You know all your favourite Parrots are Australian right?

43 min later 136789342 Anonymous
>>136789301 Tell your shitty magpies to fuck off and stop attacking me at the park next time. How do you live with them? They're like our Canada Geese

44 min later 136789356 Anonymous (river2.jpg 3014x1695 3107kB)
>>136789283 There are 24,000 Flora species in Australia and many are still undiscovered. Name a plant in pic related or the OP that you know the name of, i bet you can't.

44 min later 136789360 Anonymous
>>136788726 >No earthquakes >IM COOOOMIN

45 min later 136789379 Anonymous
>>136788571 Why are housing prices so high? That's more expensive than here or Mexico

46 min later 136789417 Anonymous (house.jpg 736x552 108kB)
>>136789379 Housing prices in cities are expensive in any country, are you tarded? Beceause pic related, a 3 bedroom house on 3 acres of land would cost you about 200-250k USD in Australia, that is 3 years wages.

47 min later 136789443 Anonymous
>>136789356 Easy, two Cycads on the left in the OP image and on the right side of the image i'm replying to, a wattle (Acacia) species. Obviously i can't identify them further without a better image though

49 min later 136789480 Anonymous
>>136789417 How close is the nearest bakery and cafe to that house?

51 min later 136789522 Anonymous
>>136789480 probably about a kilometer, that is a completely average country aussie house in a town like >>136788571

52 min later 136789553 Anonymous
Imagine celebrating Christmas without a beer in your hand at the beach. Shameful...

54 min later 136789601 Anonymous
>>136789553 I am at the beach? I think i picked the wrong beach to get wasted at though no one else is here, maybe it was the right beach.

55 min later 136789631 Anonymous
>>136788333 What make Austtralia much wealthier? I don't know any single Australian company tho.

1 hours later 136789973 Anonymous (2012982.jpg 2185x1458 649kB)
>>136789631 Pic related. Australia is a 1st world nation with 1st world exports. You have this country to thank for so much shit that you take for granted...

1 hours later 136789999 Anonymous
this guy is coping all over this thread because his country and by extension him have never achieved anything of significance on a global scale. kind of like when black americans whine about how they're descended from the kangs and kweens of egypt and nubia,

1 hours later 136790033 Anonymous
>>136788765 Cope

1 hours later 136790035 Anonymous
>>136789999 Australians are partial inheritors of the Anglo-Saxon lagacy that built the modern world.

1 hours later 136790081 Anonymous (riiiight.jpg 1280x544 30kB)
>>136790035 uh huh. that doesn't mean they, the australian people personally have invented anything of significance or that i "take for granted".

1 hours later 136790133 Anonymous
>>136788726 fuck i love lifesaver chicks

1 hours later 136790140 Anonymous
>>136789999 Hey we made wifi mate and the polymer banknote. We also freed the city of Beersheba from the ottomans you should be kissing our boots

1 hours later 136790186 Anonymous
>>136790081 yes we have

1 hours later 136790224 Anonymous
>>136790140 >wifi fine i didn't know that i'll give you that one. also apparently ultrasounds and google maps. nevermind what i said previously.

1 hours later 136790395 Anonymous
>>136790224 Australia also invented antibiotic medicine so you can thank this country for you not dying of a common infection too.

1 hours later 136790430 Anonymous (images.jpg 187x269 9kB)
>>136790395 australia... i kneel...

1 hours later 136790568 Anonymous
>>136790430 Did you know that without Australia no one in the world would have seen the moon landing? That is why NASA doesn't have the tapes, ARSE does (yes our space agency is called ARSE, does that intimidate you?)

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