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2013-01-14 07:40 17011201 Anonymous (252342.jpg 550x438 91kB)
Going to be a father very soon
my wife allowed me to give him the name
not only that she expects me to say something cool the first time I hold him.
what should I say. And what should I call him?
1 min later 17011223 Anonymous
do you even lift
1 min later 17011234 Anonymous
DONT BELIEVE IN ME BELIEVING IN YOU GETTING GAINS BELIEVE IN YOU BELIEVING IN YOURSELF MAKING GAINS.
2 min later 17011239 stephen
James
James
James
James
James
a study found it to be the most trustworthy, attractive, etc etc etc name there is. do it for your son brobrah.
3 min later 17011256 Anonymous
Wishbone
4 min later 17011271 Anonymous
How about Jeffery?
5 min later 17011288 Brotarian
"I swear ill reck you m8, I swear on ur mums life"
5 min later 17011297 Anonymous
>>17011239
if he's attractive it works, otherwise it's an autist name
I'd say go with an aesthetic name like jeff
5 min later 17011298 Anonymous (twins.jpg 480x360 26kB)
>Hey man, Hey.....You wanna build some muscle?
Name him Dyel
6 min later 17011307 Anonymous
isn't it obvious?
KAMINA
6 min later 17011313 OP (43643534543.jpg 1010x573 296kB)
do I need to remind you guys I can give this little guy ANY NAME I WANT.
she wouldn't mind if I called him courage or some gay shit like that.
but his name needs to be in the quote or speech i'm giving when I hold him.
like you'll be a great man one day, courage.
etc
7 min later 17011316 Anonymous
jeff
how ya doin'?
7 min later 17011319 Anonymous
name him Wei
7 min later 17011325 Anonymous (gym-zyzz.jpg 523x510 37kB)
Isn't it obvious. Train him, usher in the second coming.
8 min later 17011333 Anonymous
Asis. srs. Pronounced like "ay-sis". Your wife will never know the connection.
And say,
"Everyone's asking what the fuck is Sis about, what the fuck is up with those diapers cunt. It's a fucking act, there is no baby. Everyone has a little bit of Sis in them, they just don't know it yet. You think if I was some fuckin' manlet, shit-tier genetics toddler people would give a shit?"
8 min later 17011337 Anonymous
>>17011325
Say...
"You're fookin Zyzz brah"
8 min later 17011341 Anonymous
>>17011201
>zyzz
>im promise youll make it brah
9 min later 17011354 Anonymous
"do you even lift? SS begins tomorrow"
Name him Keto
9 min later 17011355 Anonymous
>>17011337
>>17011337
OH God. Yes.
Train our new lord and savior who has returned to us.
10 min later 17011357 ®©135 Rivet Joint (....jpg 134x244 12kB)
>my wife allowed me to give him the name
10 min later 17011362 Anonymous
◥▶◀◤ name him kamina you faggot
10 min later 17011364 Anonymous
>>17011355
Also, Congragulations OP.
10 min later 17011367 Anonymous
Hercules
11 min later 17011373 Anonymous
>>17011333
kill yourself
12 min later 17011382 Anonymous
>>17011239
i agree with James
i always liked it
12 min later 17011388 Anonymous
"This world is full of niggers son, don't convort with them or become one yourself"
"oh wait I'm a nigger, dam I sound stupid"
name the baby: nigger
12 min later 17011394 Anonymous
Wolfgang
13 min later 17011402 Anonymous
>>17011313
clarence
name him clarence faggot
14 min later 17011416 Anonymous
>>17011239
>>17011382
>James
OP's son can post pics of him docking dicks with another fag on /b/ when he grows up.
Then die in a fire.
15 min later 17011423 Anonymous
As your wife is giving birth, yell "HIP DRIVE!"
When you hold him, say, "cross fit is for faggots"
Turn to the doctor and ask for baby's first cycle of test.
Name him ScoobusMarkus Zzyz Magnus the 3rd
Or Atlas
15 min later 17011425 Anonymous
Name him Jesus, Mohammed, Buddha, Gandhi or Zyzz.
tell him he's gonna make it brah and put him on SS + GOMAD from birth
16 min later 17011438 Anonymous
Congrats brah! Call him Tobias or some shit. I names mine Saxon.
16 min later 17011442 Anonymous
Werner
17 min later 17011455 Anonymous
>>17011423
>not rippletits
18 min later 17011485 Anonymous
Name him Adolf
When you hold him, yell "mine fuhrer"
18 min later 17011490 Anonymous
Sean Cody
Corbin Fisher
19 min later 17011498 Anonymous (ssDMc.jpg 478x469 37kB)
20 min later 17011516 Anonymous
Name him Hugh because it's only 1 letter away from Huge. That's what I did with my son.
22 min later 17011543 Anonymous
>>17011201
Where are you from?
22 min later 17011550 Anonymous
Marcel or some douchy hipster name.
He'll be rolling in puss by the time he's 16.
23 min later 17011557 Anonymous
>Bulking
>Bulkin
>Bulkan
>Vulcan
c'mon, OP. If I were gay I'd let a guy named Vulcan hip thrust my asshole.
25 min later 17011598 Anonymous
Uncle Ruckas
26 min later 17011615 Anonymous
>>17011516
i laughed more than i should have
26 min later 17011618 Anonymous
Name him Cummysocks
27 min later 17011634 Anonymous
My Son, this day you are born, the very forests of lordaron will whispered the name <name>. My child, I will watch proudly as you grow into a weapon of righteousness. Remember, our line has always lived with wisdom and strength, and I know you will show restraint when exercising your great power. But the truest victory, my son, is stirring the hearts of the people around you. I tell you this for when my days come to an end ... you will be king.
28 min later 17011667 Anonymous
I think Atlas is the most badass name ITT
Other options
>craig
>james
>groose
>leo
>uther
>reginald
30 min later 17011699 Anonymous
Name him Unique
33 min later 17011739 Anonymous (natty vengeance.png 921x727 844kB)
>Craig
>James
>Micheal
>Kyle
>Mark
Natty names only
33 min later 17011743 Anonymous
>>17011667
Seriously, Atlas is fuckin sick, will pull so many babes with it. Either that or he will get mocked as a young kid when he has the same name as a book on maps.
34 min later 17011749 Anonymous
Hercules
35 min later 17011766 Anonymous (1357234944462.jpg 468x480 36kB)
meshach (me-shack) or joseph, he will never be a quitter
36 min later 17011781 Anonymous
>>17011485
That mental image killed me
38 min later 17011798 Anonymous
>>17011743
Atlas is a fucking gay name. OP, if you want your son to be a beta outcast, name him Atlas.
39 min later 17011807 Anonymous
Name him luke
"luke I am your father"
39 min later 17011810 Anonymous
>>17011766
Please be joking...
40 min later 17011830 Anonymous
>>17011416
Nothing wring with docking with another bro.
It's only one of the most incredible experience anyone could ever have.
43 min later 17011862 Anonymous
Atlas is the best name for a man. He will thank you.
44 min later 17011874 Anonymous
sylus.
44 min later 17011877 Anonymous (1357787694440.jpg 600x800 59kB)
>>17011810
why, both names are historical , very masculine, and symbolizes divine power/protection
45 min later 17011886 Anonymous
>>17011830
what enjoyment do you get out of rubbing dicks together or docking? its seems like it would be more frusturating than satisfying.
46 min later 17011908 Anonymous
u goof'd op
Depositing protein in your woman rather than consuming it for gains. Not all is lost, however. You can eat the child. It has had time to multiply its protein content exponentially.
No names. Names lead to attachment.
47 min later 17011917 Anonymous
>>17011886
Godric
pls do it
pls..
47 min later 17011929 Anonymous
>>17011877
>Not doing legs when cycling
OH YOU
48 min later 17011934 Anonymous
>>17011917
oops don't know why i replied to this post
but pls OP
godric
50 min later 17011954 Anonymous
Name your kid Marcus
He'll be the most badass motherfucker on the planet
53 min later 17011981 Anonymous
Cornelius
54 min later 17011995 Anonymous
Sisyphus or Atlas would be god-tier names. Or Jupiter.
55 min later 17012002 Anonymous
>>17011995
>Sisyphus
would be bad ass until babbys first health class.
56 min later 17012012 ñ
what's your native language OP?
57 min later 17012017 Anonymous (patrick-bateman3.jpg 590x322 220kB)
allowed me.....what a little bitch you are.
57 min later 17012022 Anonymous
Adonis or Apollo?
57 min later 17012026 Anonymous
Name your son Kronos
He might not like it early on, but train him to be the most bad ass mother fucker ever. Finally, when he has reached his peak in life, he will look back and thank you for allowing him to achieve true glory
58 min later 17012028 ñ
>>17012002
>sisyphus
more like sissy puss am i right?
59 min later 17012049 Anonymous
>>17012002
I'm missing what body part it sounds like or what joke they would make.
1 hours later 17012072 Anonymous
Call him Courtney or Ashley because they are unisex names, train him to kick ass and chew bubblegum and when he gets into a fight (which he will with a name like that) he'll be known as the school hero and get ALL the pussy.
Also lesbians will be reversed psychologized hard
1 hours later 17012119 Anonymous
>>17012049
syphilis you retard
1 hours later 17012121 Anonymous
Sasha
1 hours later 17012131 Anonymous
>>17011201
Name him Leto.
1 hours later 17012135 Anonymous
>>17012072
Or just name him Eugen, after the great man himself, Sandow...
1 hours later 17012143 Anonymous
>>17012049
its does kind of sound like clitoris though. its like that seinfeld episode.
1 hours later 17012148 Anonymous
Just call him Simba and hold him up and sing the Lion King theme.
1 hours later 17012150 Anonymous
name him Jeff
1 hours later 17012163 Anonymous
>>17012150
my brothers name is jeff. love the guy (no homo) but always hated the name
1 hours later 17012172 Anonymous
you either name him aziz or jeffrey
two of the gods of /fit/
1 hours later 17012173 Anonymous
>>17012148
Win
1 hours later 17012191 Anonymous
>>17011877
both names are very * biblical
>ftfy
1 hours later 17012197 Anonymous
>>17011313
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE, SIMBA!
1 hours later 17012208 Anonymous
The only sensible choice is Myron Gaines
1 hours later 17012225 Anonymous
>>17011981
Cornholius
1 hours later 17012248 Anonymous
>>17012197
>ruining your sons life with a shitty name
just call him mark after the one and only king of gains
1 hours later 17012286 Anonymous (nice ass.gif 400x300 3090kB)
http://youtu.be/gODZzSOelss
if you want him to be a football star take a tip
1 hours later 17012321 Anonymous
>>17012172
Jeff pls go
1 hours later 17012434 Anonymous
Name him Fitzgerald and call him fit.
1 hours later 17012441 Anonymous
Austin.
Brandon.
Nathan.
Gaston.
Brock.
Max.
I dunno OP, something manly as fuck.
1 hours later 17012457 Anonymous
Julius.
I also suggested Godric.
1 hours later 17012463 Anonymous
>>17011239
We meet again Steven.
1 hours later 17012513 Anonymous
>>17012441
One is my name, another is my brother's. Weird.
>>17011201
Lawrence
Luther
Victor
Garrett
Wyatt
Axel
I'm kinda mirin Atlas too
1 hours later 17012620 Anonymous (1333294990109.jpg 1815x1201 574kB)
Claudius.
Nero.
Julius.
Augustus.
Spartacus.
Marcus.
Brutus.
Caligula.
Something Roman. Make him a goddamn gladiator.
1 hours later 17012624 Anonymous
>>17012513
You're Brandon and your brother is Nathan.
1 hours later 17012763 Anonymous
>>17012624
Got my brother's name correct, but not mine.
1 hours later 17012787 Anonymous
>Bitch, why is it black?
1 hours later 17012799 Anonymous
>>17012787
>because you kept talking about the bbc remember anon?
2 hours later 17012864 Anonymous
Xerxes
>Our eyes bear witness to the grotesque spectacle coughed forth from the darkest corners of Xerxes empire!
2 hours later 17012900 Anonymous
name him Kony
2 hours later 17012937 Anonymous
name him scooby
give him a fedora from birth
2 hours later 17013010 Anonymous
>>17011271
>>17011297
>>17011316
>>17012150
>>17012172
>Jeff pls go
2 hours later 17013047 Anonymous
Anakin
Download the star wars intro song and play it as you pick him up
2 hours later 17013115 Anonymous
If English is your native language
>James
>John
>Charles
>William
>Thomas
>Theodore
>Robert
>Benjamin
2 hours later 17013181 Anonymous
>>17012620
I've always liked the named Marcus, and I have never met one I don't like.
2 hours later 17013230 Anonymous
>>17013047
Remember to let it taper off into the that uncertain darkside music when you put him down.
2 hours later 17013265 Anonymous
Prescott here
on one hand, theres a good chance several people will know who I am by the rarity of this name, but let me tell you this
First, studies have shown that weird names tend to make kids outsiders
Second, i have a weird name (Also had a weird name, Prescott Bush, father of George Bush, Father of GWBush)
Third, i seek the hight of human fighting potential as a inherent goal of satisfaction that i hold above the value of my life. If i could not fight people i would self terminate.
Ask yourself, OP, do you want a kid who believes they can be the best, or someone who's trained to be normal.
Also, for my votes on a name
Arthur (call him Arty or Art)
Thelonious
Miles
Kilometers (Pronounced Kill - O - Meters)
Coop
Delilah
Death
Seriously on that last one. Imagine the badass motherfucker who gets told that he is Death everyday.
2 hours later 17013341 Anonymous
>>17013181
I agree with this.
op, read to him everyday as a baby and when he grows up, start him lifting. make him the most aesthetic and intelligent person on the planet. it's what I'd do.
2 hours later 17013344 Anonymous
>>17011201
Kenshiro. Ken for short.
He will be the manliest of men if you pull that off.
Your line can be something about being already born or something about being the saviour our world needs. If you know fist of the north star and you damn well should this will make sense.
2 hours later 17013389 Anonymous
>>17011201
Name him Kratos OP
he'll be a god of war
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