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2013-01-14 06:36 17010221 Anonymous (deflated-balloon.jpg 300x193 3kB)
Anyone ever go to the doctor for not getting boners? I've been shit in the sack since my girlfriend dumped me and its getting annoying and embarrassing. I'm 21 btw

1 min later 17010252 Anonymous
>since my girlfriend dumped me uh.. try getting the fuck over your whore of a ex then. i promise your dick will stiffen right the fuck up.

5 min later 17010335 Anonymous
>>17010252 Ya I know thanks. Its not that I miss her though, I found out she was fucking some black guy the while she was with me so I just see women as trash and a waste of time

6 min later 17010342 Anonymous
But back on topic, are prescriptions for boner pills hard to get?

7 min later 17010363 Anonymous
>>17010335 how did you find out?

9 min later 17010411 Anonymous
>>17010363 A friend of mine knew the guy and told me, so I confronted her and she admitted it. He fucking gave her chlamydia too

11 min later 17010450 Anonymous
>>17010411 Of course he had STDs, he was a nigger. Have you gotten yourself checked out for chlamydia yet? Also it's better you find out that women are trash and a waste of time now. They only get greedier and less attractive as time goes on.

13 min later 17010464 Anonymous
I did, the nurse stroked my dick and I got diamond hard. She gave me the best hand job of my life, she said she had to make sure I wasn't at risk for prostrate cancer, as ED and it are linked recommend you guys do it, free hand job from a nurse

14 min later 17010490 Anonymous
>>17010450 Yeah she gave it to me haha, it felt like I was pissing acid. Planned Parenthood gave me some pills so its all good.

16 min later 17010528 Anonymous
>>17010464 In my mind, I imagine a fairly attractive nurse doing this when in reality it will probably be a 40something fat black chick

16 min later 17010539 Anonymous
>>17010490 Wait until the chlamydia clears up until you worry about the erectile dysfunction. Also make sure all her friends know she cheated on you with a nigger and gave you chlamydia.

20 min later 17010602 Anonymous
>>17010539 The clam was cleared up about a month and a half ago so there shouldn't be anything wrong with my lumber

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