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2013-01-14 06:02 17009600 Anonymous (toilet-mug83821.jpg 1923x1923 107kB)
So ir's gotten so bad that i started keeping track, and I only have a bowel movementabout every three weeks. And when I do it's extremely tedious and painful. I increased my water intake but shows no improvement. I believe I have become immune to laxatives.

1 min later 17009620 Anonymous
>sometimes wear sweatpants and wifebeater to the gym >doing my weighted chins >guy comes up to me >says "whered u buy u sweatpants at?" >"idk ive had them a long time" >he hugs me >i laugh, though like wtf >says "we're all gonna make it brah" >walks away uhhh what

2 min later 17009634 Anonymous
>>17009600 Go to the fucking doctors. There's something very wrong with you.

2 min later 17009655 Anonymous
take a picture of one of your shits

3 min later 17009662 Anonymous
>>17009600 Have you been abusing laxatives, OP? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laxative#Laxative_abuse

4 min later 17009683 Anonymous
I know that feel brah. I few years ago, I couldn't shit at all. I was backed up for weeks just like you. I tried all kinds of foods and laxatives but nothing worked. The only thing that worked was an enema brah. All dat dere backed up shit just sloshes right out of your asshole. I had to use enema a few times, so I ended up eventually discovering /fit/ and taking it up the ass from niggers occasionally.

4 min later 17009684 Anonymous
>>17009600 You need to see a doctor, it sounds like something is very wrong with you. What is your appetite/diet like?

4 min later 17009690 Anonymous
>>17009620 That's a pickup line for gays.

5 min later 17009712 Anonymous
>>17009690 A man who I suspected was gay kept bumping his head into my back at a concert. Is this another gay thing?

7 min later 17009760 Anonymous
>>17009634 >2013 >having insurance >>17009655 Already threw em out. Usually its like a 10 inch log followed by some grape fruit sized balls.

9 min later 17009790 Anonymous
>>17009760 >grapefruit sized balls Take a picture of your anus with a soccer ball in it

9 min later 17009794 Anonymous
>>17009760 >2013 >not living in Canada where it's free

16 min later 17009918 Anonymous
>>17009662 I started taking them more often thinking they would help. >>17009684 Whole grain oatmeal for breakfast, variety of sanndwiches for lunch (pb&j, ham/cheese) and random for dinner (maybe pizza or ramen,etc)

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