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2013-01-14 04:07 17007385 Anonymous (IMG_3259.jpg 406x364 60kB)
ok /fit/ story time >be in locker room changing out >walk up to row of sinks to wash hands because barbells are gross as shit >old, very naked old man has foot in sink >very clear view of his dick >is washing blood off his foot >appears to have a semi-hard on >im only wearing compression shorts and there are only two sinks in the locker room gym stories general

2 hours later 17009886 Anonymous
>be in gym swimming laps >going for 2 miles today >toenail into side of pool and it rips completely off >3 laps to go until finished, keep going anyway >3 laps later, get out of pool, new record set >go to locker room and try to change >slip trunks off, blood pouring from my toe, getting everywhere >decide to be responsible and clean the blood off my foot so it stops getting everywhere >leave my shorts off and go strait to sink naked cause my sense of duty is greater than my boyish sense of shame >some faggot dyel kid wearing compression shorts to hide his needle dick walks by and stares at my flaccid penis >faggot dyel kid is bothered by the idea that somebody has a larger penis than him and cannot get it out of his mind >faggot dyel kid posts shit on 4chan about my penis being half erect to explain to himself why it looked bigger than his

2 hours later 17010606 Anonymous
so a thread about /fit/'s favorite animals is a-bumpin and i get some insecure shitposter on mine? what am i doing wrong

2 hours later 17010667 Anonymous
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Boyish Likelyhamplanet/10 — don't post again and yeah that rhymes

2 hours later 17010706 Anonymous
>guy goes up to get water >water fountain has a faucet thingy so it's easier to fill bottles >takes his bottle full of water and pours the entire thing out >proceeds to refill it wtf

2 hours later 17010714 Anonymous a /fit/ classic (snood.jpg 300x382 59kB)
>go to the gym >leave glasses at home so they don't interfere >gym is empty >last set of squatz >saying some "ahhh come on fuckin get it" shit >realize there's a black dude working out in the other corner of the gym >walk over to him >"hey man, didn't see you there, sorry if i was-" >look closer >black guy was actually a pile of free weights

2 hours later 17010744 Anonymous
>>17010667 and yet here you are lurking in my shitty thread whilst /fit/ stubbornly refuses to participate its just you and me >you and me

3 hours later 17010763 Anonymous
>>17010706 that was me, sorry bro. but that water was from yesterday. better to get fresh water, nomsayin?

3 hours later 17010784 Anonymous
>>17010706 uwo?

3 hours later 17010789 Anonymous
>>17010744 You and I we're not so different, you and I

3 hours later 17010817 Anonymous
>>17010714 every time

3 hours later 17010878 Anonymous (crossfit_shiggy.png 510x528 505kB)
>go to do squats >squatrack is taken >some guy and his girl are taking turns lying on a mat in the squatrack and doing leg raises >wondering why the fuck they have to be in the rack >guy puts barbell on the safety bars >puts 2plate on the barbell >lies on his back with shoulders out of rack >pulls the barbell off the bars and out above his face >holds it above him while he does leg raises/twists >i'm thinking about pushing the barbell down onto his neck while his gf screams >PT is staring at me

3 hours later 17010953 Anonymous
>>17010878 floor wipers bro. but yeah he shouldn't be in the squat rack, at least use a bench station

3 hours later 17011009 Anonymous
>>17010878 I've actually seen this multiple times from like four different people, it might be something.

4 hours later 17011992 Sage
>Go to gym for cardio workout >Planning on setting a new PR in the pool >Pool's closed >Ask the staff what happened >Some supreme dumbass shitfucker got blood all in the pool >Water was apparently stained glass red from the amount of blood this fuck-hole left behind >Jog home in a rage, only to remember I drove to the gym Fuck.

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