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2013-01-14 04:07 17007385 Anonymous (IMG_3259.jpg 406x364 60kB)
ok /fit/ story time
>be in locker room changing out
>walk up to row of sinks to wash hands because barbells are gross as shit
>old, very naked old man has foot in sink
>very clear view of his dick
>is washing blood off his foot
>appears to have a semi-hard on
>im only wearing compression shorts and there are only two sinks in the locker room
gym stories general
2 hours later 17009886 Anonymous
>be in gym swimming laps
>going for 2 miles today
>toenail into side of pool and it rips completely off
>3 laps to go until finished, keep going anyway
>3 laps later, get out of pool, new record set
>go to locker room and try to change
>slip trunks off, blood pouring from my toe, getting everywhere
>decide to be responsible and clean the blood off my foot so it stops getting everywhere
>leave my shorts off and go strait to sink naked cause my sense of duty is greater than my boyish sense of shame
>some faggot dyel kid wearing compression shorts to hide his needle dick walks by and stares at my flaccid penis
>faggot dyel kid is bothered by the idea that somebody has a larger penis than him and cannot get it out of his mind
>faggot dyel kid posts shit on 4chan about my penis being half erect to explain to himself why it looked bigger than his
2 hours later 17010606 Anonymous
so a thread about /fit/'s favorite animals is a-bumpin and i get some insecure shitposter on mine?
what am i doing wrong
2 hours later 17010667 Anonymous
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Boyish
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and yeah that rhymes
2 hours later 17010706 Anonymous
>guy goes up to get water
>water fountain has a faucet thingy so it's easier to fill bottles
>takes his bottle full of water and pours the entire thing out
>proceeds to refill it
wtf
2 hours later 17010714 Anonymous a /fit/ classic (snood.jpg 300x382 59kB)
>go to the gym
>leave glasses at home so they don't interfere
>gym is empty
>last set of squatz
>saying some "ahhh come on fuckin get it" shit
>realize there's a black dude working out in the other corner of the gym
>walk over to him
>"hey man, didn't see you there, sorry if i was-"
>look closer
>black guy was actually a pile of free weights
2 hours later 17010744 Anonymous
>>17010667
and yet here you are lurking in my shitty thread whilst /fit/ stubbornly refuses to participate
its just you and me
>you and me
3 hours later 17010763 Anonymous
>>17010706
that was me, sorry bro. but that water was from yesterday. better to get fresh water, nomsayin?
3 hours later 17010784 Anonymous
>>17010706
uwo?
3 hours later 17010789 Anonymous
>>17010744
You and I we're not so different, you and I
3 hours later 17010817 Anonymous
>>17010714
every time
3 hours later 17010878 Anonymous (crossfit_shiggy.png 510x528 505kB)
>go to do squats
>squatrack is taken
>some guy and his girl are taking turns lying on a mat in the squatrack and doing leg raises
>wondering why the fuck they have to be in the rack
>guy puts barbell on the safety bars
>puts 2plate on the barbell
>lies on his back with shoulders out of rack
>pulls the barbell off the bars and out above his face
>holds it above him while he does leg raises/twists
>i'm thinking about pushing the barbell down onto his neck while his gf screams
>PT is staring at me
3 hours later 17010953 Anonymous
>>17010878
floor wipers bro. but yeah he shouldn't be in the squat rack, at least use a bench station
3 hours later 17011009 Anonymous
>>17010878
I've actually seen this multiple times from like four different people, it might be something.
4 hours later 17011992 Sage
>Go to gym for cardio workout
>Planning on setting a new PR in the pool
>Pool's closed
>Ask the staff what happened
>Some supreme dumbass shitfucker got blood all in the pool
>Water was apparently stained glass red from the amount of blood this fuck-hole left behind
>Jog home in a rage, only to remember I drove to the gym
Fuck.
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