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2013-01-14 01:32 17004510 Anonymous (90-s-hip-hop-nas-jay-z-biggie_o_GIFSoupcom.gif 320x240 850kB)
Have you ever had somebody threaten you over the internet calling you a cheeky kunt and telling you that he's trained in gorilla warfare? I had this little black kid send me death threats over the internet once for commenting on his girlfriends status (who I don't even know, I was just commenting on this random girls status because she was talking about something interesting). He was all like, "I'm a big gangster nigga you don't even know who I am bitch I'm gonna fuck up yo day".Anyways, I looked at his profile pictures, and he had a picture of himself shirtless. He literally looked like he would have trouble benching the bar.

1 min later 17004538 Anonymous
>"gorilla" instead of "guerilla" Yeah, with their IQ, I guess that isn't a mistake.

1 min later 17004541 Anonymous
>implying your muscles can do anything against a knife / gun / pack of niggers.

2 min later 17004565 Anonymous
most niggers are all talk

3 min later 17004589 Anonymous
>>17004538 Given that he was talking about a negro, gorilla does sound more probable than guerilla.

4 min later 17004601 Anonymous
Ha, I'm listening to Nas' Illmatic album as I type this.

6 min later 17004627 Anonymous
People are all talk on the internets

6 min later 17004637 Anonymous
>>17004538 >What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. the copypasta OP is referring too

7 min later 17004646 Anonymous
>>17004637 Wow, your an asshole. You want to scare me? OOH, big bad navy seal. 300 kills. Your such a bad ass! OH, I am SO sorry to have provoked your wrath! You should ask yourself, did I DIRECTLY challenge you? Did I TELL YOU SPECIFICALLY that I WANTED to beat your ass? No I did NOT! I said I was a pacifist. I even said I DON'T want to fight you. You should read the posts more carefully before you decide to lash out hatefully and threaten me. This was simply about how I don't (lift? No, I do not lift things, if your talking about weights or something) or exercise, I don't care to, and I don't like bacon. You took this to a WHOLE other level. I was just defending myself from YOUR spiteful comment where you made fun of me for simply not liking bacon and that I don't lift weights. You, and that other buddy of yours, should calm down. And you do not scare me. I've come close to death a few times, and I'm not scared of it. I accept it. I've been robbed before, and have felt the blade against my neck. And I've been fucked with and threatened my WHOLE life from ALOT of other people, even from my own dad! He is tough and unforgiving. I grew up in a military family. My dad graduated from West Point (Lt. Col) and fought in Vietnam, for your freedoms and mine, like that of freedom of speech (be it threatening, hateful, and mocking like yours) and mine (where I was simply standing up for myself when you made fun of me). And I am not a kiddo, I'm 30. And it's funny how you click "like" on your own comments. How egotistical. I'm done now.

14 min later 17004781 Anonymous
>>17004637 Does anyone have Scoobys response?

17 min later 17004846 OP (retard.jpg 540x540 24kB)
Here's the messages the black kid sent to me >Don't u ever contact Taylor again writing all that shit to my girl so here's my one n only warning to u don't contact her or u will have me to dill with n I will find u one way or another >Me: (looks at his shirtless picture) Lol >Oh u think I'm playing well say something else to her n ur ass is mine ya hear >Me: Ok, tough guy >U really don't know who ur fuckin wit here do u Pic related, he removed his shirtless picture, but this picture should give you an idea of just how narrow this guy is (it's the only one he has up now that shows even a tiny bit of his skinny ass body type). The funny thing is he's wearing fucking wifebeaters in almost all of his pictures.

19 min later 17004894 Anonymous
>implying he needs muscle when has a gun

20 min later 17004915 Anonymous
>>17004894 >implying he even has a gun, lol glasses/wifebeater/skinny combo

21 min later 17004943 Anonymous
ok OP post a picture of yourself this would be more fun if I was absolutely positive you could beat him up, instead of assuming you're a dyel child on facebook.

26 min later 17005041 Anonymous
>>17004943 Don't have any pics atm, but my stats are: 6'3 190lb 9% Bodyfat 275lb Bench Press 3.5 plate squat I also did Muay Thai for 3 years was in my schools powerlifting club. I'm pretty sure I can take this borderline emaciated black kid.

1 hours later 17005872 Anonymous
>>17004510 just lure him out somewhere and smash his eggplant face with a sledgehammer, one less apebeast roaming the world

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