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2012-11-26 01:46 16002397 Anonymous (bal.jpg 500x500 42kB)
>year of our Lord 2012 >not doing glorious master race ballet What's your excuse /fit/?

1 min later 16002419 Anonymous
i still find girls to be sexually attractive. working on it though, and when i no longer need to say no homo i'll check it out

13 min later 16002630 Anonymous
>>16002419 >i still find girls to be sexually attractive You get to dance with sexually attractive, not to mention also fit, girls aswell.

14 min later 16002640 Anonymous
do gymnastics not ballet. unless it allows you to fuck mila kunis black swan type chicks. then its ok

15 min later 16002666 Anonymous
>>16002397 >You get to dance with sexually attractive, not to mention also fit, girls aswell. ya but those chicks don't fuck other male dancers - they'll fuck the choreographer or big name producer funding the thing; or some super wealthy fan of ballet even tho its really super gay for guys to watch

16 min later 16002691 Anonymous
Balls too big to dance >come at me

16 min later 16002694 Anonymous (20219-19833-20734.png 500x428 187kB)
My penis looks weird in tights

18 min later 16002720 Anonymous
statistically over 95% of male ballet dancers keep a rubber or real dildo in their ass during their off time

18 min later 16002736 Anonymous
OP there's gay and then there's fucking gay. you're crossing that line.

20 min later 16002759 Anonymous (16987-20383-21898.gif 477x252 1278kB)
>>16002720 >rubber or real dildo? ??? Real dildo?

23 min later 16002824 Anonymous
>>16002736 there's /fit/, I just sucked another dudes dick I was mirin, no homo gay OP just went /fa/, i made a video of me crying in the shower over a guy that broke my heart, gay

24 min later 16002839 Anonymous
>>16002759 A taxidermied, severed penis.

26 min later 16002860 Anonymous (BALLET.jpg 627x420 139kB)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNyEF9-aJ7c what do you reckon his vertical jump is /fit/?

29 min later 16002918 Anonymous (20163-998-3272.jpg 512x640 272kB)
>>16002839

30 min later 16002926 Anonymous
>>16002397 I only use my gains for the power of good. Plus, dudes in ballet pretty much never go on point. Ballet for men like the consolation prize for not being an 80lb girl. Plus, they're all manlets. Inferior 6' pleb reporting in.

33 min later 16002979 Anonymous
>>16002926 men don't go on pointe because they dont have the natural feet hyperextension of women. Women never go for jumps half as high or complex as the guys

36 min later 16003044 Anonymous
My gf is a dance major and ballerina, she teaches me stuff every now and then. The amount of muscle control/coordination needed is pretty crazy

37 min later 16003061 Anonymous
>>16002860 >clears his own head height with a kick what

44 min later 16003174 Anonymous
>>16002979 Yeah, but they don't get sweet lifts. I've never even seen a pas de deux with even half a focus on the guy.

48 min later 16003230 Anonymous
>>16003044 i am jelly whats it like to fuck that

49 min later 16003254 Anonymous
>>16003174 thats because ballet is traditional as fuck. I'm more than certain contemporary has pulled shit like that but it never touches on the physical preparation or fame of ballet blanc

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