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2012-09-18 12:39 425838085 Anonymous (Wut.png 850x473 953kB)
Anyone else notice this from these riots of the Muslims?
1 min later 425838227 Anonymous
Alright everybody, anonymous is dead.
It's all over
Go home.
6 min later 425838552 Anonymous
Of all places for a anon, the middle of fucking a Muslim riot
15 min later 425839183 Anonymous
i noticed that shit too.. never WTFd so hard in my life. dafaq? somone needs to put a turbin on top of anon.
16 min later 425839261 Anonymous (3461_501013043243584_1362073390_n.jpg 420x613 90kB)
This guy makes sense.
17 min later 425839346 Anonymous (1347539013331.png 792x612 439kB)
>>425838085
Was going to make my own mudslime hate thread but i guess ill just hijack yours. Eat a dick OP.
18 min later 425839437 Anonymous (1347778628687.jpg 833x1100 256kB)
Derp.
18 min later 425839474 Anonymous (1347778810640.png 1024x768 368kB)
Print these off and send to your local mosque.
19 min later 425839521 Anonymous
>>425839261
They have pirates in the papers in Australia? Cool, how do I move there?
19 min later 425839532 Anonymous (1347778896105.jpg 477x356 63kB)
Allah Akbar!
20 min later 425839601 Anonymous (1347779047416.jpg 663x643 101kB)
>>425839521
Just convert to islam, they'll let you straight in.
21 min later 425839694 Anonymous (1347779280078.jpg 640x855 75kB)
The prophet of no profit.
23 min later 425839821 Anonymous (1347779325145.jpg 1131x881 190kB)
24 min later 425839898 Anonymous (1347779581764.jpg 309x400 28kB)
Mudslime Rage lol
25 min later 425839947 Anonymous (1347779649657.jpg 608x526 78kB)
25 min later 425839960 Anonymous
(_8^(|) <<Homammed
25 min later 425839991 Anonymous (1347779777456.jpg 720x675 72kB)
26 min later 425840015 Anonymous
insallah Islam will conquer you all
26 min later 425840032 Anonymous (1347779791730.jpg 600x545 144kB)
28 min later 425840143 Anonymous
>that moment when mainstream media notices
>MSM labels Anonymous religious affiliation
28 min later 425840151 Anonymous (1347780056658.jpg 600x450 115kB)
>>425840015
Not on my watch. Faggot.
30 min later 425840283 Anonymous (134569837394739545639564.png 1280x800 128kB)
this
30 min later 425840334 Anonymous
>>425839947
i am no muslim by any means
but this looks like some of those stromfront citations from Torah
you go to talmud online, they never check out
is there a proof link for that?
31 min later 425840351 Anonymous (1347780895501.jpg 756x1210 104kB)
>>425840143
Well hopefully. Then ill be able to watch butthurt mudslimes get beat down and gassed by riot police. Lulz.
33 min later 425840546 Anonymous (1347781176274.jpg 371x557 117kB)
>>425840334
Here is your proof.
Bacon, its delicious.
34 min later 425840590 Anonymous (1347781418280.jpg 650x366 90kB)
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36 min later 425840687 Anonymous (1347784702745.jpg 769x798 116kB)
37 min later 425840823 Anonymous (1347787459402.jpg 720x607 39kB)
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>>425840283
indeed. that.
38 min later 425840852 Anonymous (1347878139771.jpg 300x442 39kB)
38 min later 425840891 Anonymous (1347878205420.jpg 720x478 77kB)
40 min later 425840994 Anonymous
>>425840283
I've got an idea.
We should but a US Government stamp of approval of Innocence of Muslims and then use any violence against US interests as a pretext for war.
Then we should kill anyone who believes it's okay to stifle free speech.
40 min later 425841028 Anonymous (hugh-laurie-gregory-house-photo-1.jpg 487x653 79kB)
>>425840994
put*
You can't reason with religious people, you can only kill them
40 min later 425841042 Anonymous (279.jpg 1024x680 228kB)
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42 min later 425841159 Anonymous
We need to execute the people who killed Chris Stevens live on primetime TV after soaking them in pigs blood and defiling them in every way imaginable
43 min later 425841208 Anonymous
>>425840283
Your assuming a mudslime can use logic. Trying to talk rationally about religon with a mudslime is like playing chess with a pigeon.
44 min later 425841306 Anonymous
America is a pussified nation that is unwilling to do what it takes to make America secure
I turn on the TV and I see nothing but commercials where men are worried about the "safety" of their car and whether there are "chemicals" in god damned plastic bottles
grow a pair and deal with the Islam problem
we could learn a thing or two from them, including our policy on women
Americans are pussified because they let women tell them what to do
45 min later 425841404 Anonymous
America can't even commit genocide correctly
The only thing worse than a genocide is a failed genocide
46 min later 425841479 Anonymous (1347879311734.jpg 2246x1341 971kB)
>>425840994
Print off pictures. Put in envelope. Write "Sender- US Government". Send to every mosque and Islamic centre you can find online. If your a lazy cunt like me. Just email them.
Start WWIII
47 min later 425841571 Anonymous
>>425841479
That's a handsome portrait of Gabrielle Giffords in the upper right
48 min later 425841615 Anonymous (1347785284671s.jpg 125x124 6kB)
>>425841404
>America stopped the genocide of Jews.
>America now Jewish puppet.
50 min later 425841774 Anonymous
>>425841306
You fucking idiot. America sucks because of women? What are you 17 and did you get turned down by a girl for a date?
51 min later 425841807 Anonymous
>>425841479
Perhaps we could be a little more sophisticated than that.
The people running the mosques aren't the ones who get mad, and they're not going to share the hate mail they get with the terror-students in them mosque
instead, you have to find a way to pit the two groups against eachother
for instance, you might put one of these offensive images on a "yard sign" (similar to the romney 2012 signs) and then plop it down on the front yard of your local congressman
take a picture and send it to your local mosque, and the congressman's house gets burned to the ground
52 min later 425841912 Anonymous
>>425841774
In real-estate costs alone, women cost the economy $106 Billion/year, that's more than the Iraq War at its peak.
That doesn't count the social cost of children being raised by a single parent because women have no self-control or sense of responsibility
54 min later 425842047 Anonymous (Stephen-Colbert-Popcorn.gif 320x240 1107kB)
Every society that has treated women as the equals of man has collapsed
55 min later 425842093 Anonymous
To the EXTREMISTS Only:
Many Muslims today are Not happy..
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
There's not happy in Lebanon
So where are they happy?
They're happy in Australia
They're happy in the UK
They're happy in Canada
They're happy in the U.S
They're happy in France
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Sweden
They're happy in Denmark
They're happy in Norway
So they're happy in every country that is Not Muslim.
And who do they blame?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!
AND THEY WANT TO CHANGE THEM TO BE LIKE THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY.
Excuse me, but have I missed something here?
55 min later 425842143 Anonymous (1336224155434.jpg 3584x2102 2046kB)
56 min later 425842191 Anonymous (WhichIsBiggerCredit.jpg 494x420 16kB)
"women are just as smart as men"
56 min later 425842220 Anonymous
>>425840334
Who cares what he said?
Read the fucken hadith, dude, it's jam packed full of this shit:
http://sunnah.com/bukhari
Just pick a topic and read the wisdom of the prophet. Everything from killing Jewish poets that make fun of him to popping 9 year old cherries.
57 min later 425842242 Anonymous (1326199359050.jpg 800x2250 435kB)
59 min later 425842448 Anonymous
>>425842220
Yeah, that's pretty much what it says.
You can take a woman, but you have to provide for her needs, which is no small responsibility.
That's not the part of Islam we should take issue with.
Why do we have to throw the baby out with the bathwater every time we destroy a civilization, can't we admit that they got the sex-relations stuff right?
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>>425842448
I don't care what they got right, I just want them dead. Pick through their shit when they're buried.
1 hours later 425842920 Anonymous (1255486700598.jpg 1024x647 122kB)
>>425842730
Sure, but right now, Muslims are the only significant demographic on the planet that knows how to put women in their place
The future of our entire civilization depends upon women being stopped in their tracks.
90% of all consumer purchases are made by women
giving women access to your money makes a boycott of 'evil' corporations impossible
corporations sponsored the women's suffrage movement to completely corrupt our society for their own profit
1 hours later 425843145 Anonymous (1335653782200.jpg 780x488 82kB)
And this no longer has anything to do with 'getting laid' or being 'mad about not getting laid'
Even if I could never have sex again, I would trade that for the knowledge that our society would change for the better, I don't see myself as a part of the equation
this is no longer about what feels good for me, this is about what is good for all of society
1 hours later 425843202 Anonymous (1298156511537.jpg 450x337 49kB)
1 hours later 425843234 Anonymous
hey guise. maybe the protests in the middle east arent about some noob film nobody herd about until mainstream said something.
hey guise, maybe these are the evolved occupy protests.
guise?
1 hours later 425843245 Anonymous (1295009572204.jpg 715x715 122kB)
1 hours later 425843265 Anonymous
>>425842920
Dude nobody is listening. Go be gay somewhere else.
1 hours later 425843287 Anonymous (1298905806086.jpg 391x1003 219kB)
>>425843234
they did start on the anniversary of the occupy protests
1 hours later 425843381 Anonymous (1285321828929.jpg 640x427 70kB)
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1 hours later 425843516 Anonymous
>>425842920
Interesting idea.
But as a man there are corporations I would not boycott.
For example don't think I would be prepared to boycott the electricity or the broadband company.
Or the corporations that produce computer parts.
They are key to my income and also provide me with something to do.
Equally I quite like my car so I wouldn't boycott the car company. Nor the petrol company obviously.
The list goes on and on.
1 hours later 425843610 Anonymous
>>425842920
Yeah, I don't care about that.
I've got a problem that needs dealing with. At least they bunch up together, makes them easier to find.
1 hours later 425843629 Anonymous (1345768803896.jpg 691x654 120kB)
Married people in America are prostitutes and "johns". The act of signing a marriage contract makes you liable for child support and alimony, as well paying half of your marital assets to your ex-wife.
Marriage is akin to an IOU and divorce (which is granted at the drop of a hat, and no longer requires those filing to prove a grievance) is the collection of that debt.
Marriage is how America has legalized prostitution.
1 hours later 425843703 Anonymous
They should have another draw muhammed day
That would be lulzy
1 hours later 425843720 Anonymous
>hey guise. maybe the protests in the middle east arent about some noob film nobody herd about until mainstream said something.
That is true.
The videos have never been shown on western TV.
But the video is quite old, it was published months ago. It was only when the Egyptian media put it on their prime time TV that people started going crazy...
>hey guise, maybe these are the evolved occupy protests.
guise?
These arent really like the occupy protests.
The Arab spring was sort of like the occupy protests.
1 hours later 425843748 Anonymous
>>425843703
I remember the first one. So many accounts got banned and created that they started requiring mobile numbers to put a stop to the drawing of Muhammad.
1 hours later 425843912 Anonymous
>>425843748
Well there should be another to show these annoying Muslims that muhammed can be drawn just like everyone else
1 hours later 425844079 Anonymous
>>425843912
Draw Mohammed day is a yearly event.
On the anniversary of the death of that Danish fella who first did a cartoon of Mo.
1 hours later 425844127 Anonymous (1317855778814.jpg 569x428 25kB)
If you're like most people, you buy a house after you get married and that house is legally treated as a marital asset, regardless of the fact the down payment was probably from wages earned before the marriage.
The average house in America costs $250,000 so take the average marriage length (4 years) and factor in $125,000.
Divide the 4 years into a 30-year mortgage and you get $16,000, which is $10 for each day of the marriage, not counting any gifts you may have purchased for your wife during the marriage or any child support owed.
The cost of feeding and clothing a woman is $27/day, so you're paying $10 on top of that for the right to have sex with her.
If you're like most married couples, you have sex twice a week and not every day, so that's really $45 per intercourse.
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>>425844127
and I forgot to factor in the down payment, that assumes a zero down payment
More realistically you're talking about paying a total of $30/day on top of the $30 to provide for her basic needs just for the right to be married to her according to the US system
1 hours later 425844329 Anonymous
>>425843245
Carlin DID NOT write that. It's basically an old chain email thing.
Someone even asked him about it when he was alive and he called it a "sappy load of shit"
1 hours later 425844342 Anonymous
>>425844079
I didn't know that
1 hours later 425844464 Anonymous (georgecarlin_4.jpg 400x276 8kB)
>>425843245
>>425844329
http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/paradox.asp
http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/dontblame.html
>DON'T BLAME ME
Floating around the Internet these days, posted and e-mailed back and forth, are a number of writings attributed to me, and I want people to know they're not mine. Don't blame me.
Some are essay-length, some are just short lists of one and two-line jokes, but if they're flyin' around the Internet, they're probably not mine. Occasionally, a couple of jokes on a long list might have come from me, but not often. And because most of this stuff is really lame, it's embarrassing to see my name on it.
And that's the problem. I want people to know that I take care with my writing, and try to keep my standards high. But most of this "humor" on the Internet is just plain stupid. I guess hard-core fans who follow my stuff closely would be able to spot the fake stuff, because the tone of voice is so different. But a casual fan has no way of knowing, and it bothers me that some people might believe I'd actually be capable of writing some of this stuff. ........
1 hours later 425844468 Anonymous
>>425844329
I shall delete it at once, thanks.
I guess it seemed right because he said something vaguely similar to that at some point.
1 hours later 425844556 Anonymous (6h.jpg 210x294 7kB)
>>425844464
>"PARADOX OF OUR TIME"
One of the more embarrassing items making the internet/e-mail rounds is a sappy load of shit called "The Paradox of Our Time." The main problem I have with it is that as true as some of the expressed sentiments may be, who really gives a shit? Certainly not me.
I figured out years ago that the human species is totally fucked and has been for a long time. I also know that the sick, media-consumer culture in America continues to make this so-called problem worse. But the trick, folks, is not to give a fuck. Like me. I really don't care. I stopped worrying about all this temporal bullshit a long time ago. It's meaningless. (See the preface of "Braindroppings.")
Another problem I have with "Paradox" is that the ideas are all expressed in a sort of pseudo-spiritual, New-Age-y, "Gee-whiz-can't-we-do-better-than-this" tone of voice. It's not only bad prose and poetry, it's weak philosophy. I hope I never sound like that.
HOW TO SPOT A FAKE
Here's a rule of thumb, folks: Nothing you see on the Internet is mine unless it came from one of my albums, books, HBO shows, or appeared on my website. If you see something with my name on it, and you really need to find out if it's mine, post a question on my bulletin board . But only if it's really important to you; don't fuck around with me for a lark.
1 hours later 425844679 Anonymous
>>425844468
better than delete it, make a shoop of his response to that being associated with him next to the original.
1 hours later 425844718 Anonymous
>>425844679
or maybe we should just stop posting it
1 hours later 425844793 Anonymous
I assumed its because half of the the 'unoneemoos faggots were part of the islamised, Israel hating left.'
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