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2012-09-14 12:25 425017838 Anonymous (proof1.jpg 964x1420 561kB)
>Chloe is 2 years old >Shes a playful kitten that loves to play and cuddle >I was at a gas station and strangely enough I ran into a old friend from college. >He said he was in town and leaving in the morning and staying at some hotel across the street. > I invited him over for dinner, later that night he arrived with his 4 year old daughter. We ate dinner and after the daughter finished eating she left to go into the living room while me and my friend talked. >The young girl went into the living room sat on my couch and turned the TV on. Chloe the cat loves watching tv with people so she immediately ran into the living room to cuddle up against the girl. The young girl then decided for whatever reason to sit on Chloe, she was a little under a year old at the time. Chloe became frightened and couldn't breathe so she struck back and attacked the girl. The girl was rushed to the hospital and needed 16 stitches on her face in 2 different spots and a lip graft. >Chloe was taken by animal control and locked up for rabies observation for 10 days, meaning they watch the cat for 10 takes to see if the cat has rabies. I was then sued by my friend and lost a 20,000$ lawsuit. My insurance paid 15,000$ and I was left to pay 5,000$+280$ (the 280 s a month for "vicious" pet insurance because my cat was deemed vicious.) > Chloe is also at risk of being taken away by animal control if I drop the pet insurance. Then after they take the cat I have 7 days to start a new insurance plan or they put Chloe down. You can help Chloe by going to this link and clicking the advertisments, it takes 3 seconds to save Chloe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbjlRSKPsHE CLICK THOSE ADS FOR CHLOE, EVERY CLICK COUNTS. Save Chloe! Click those ads! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbjlRSKPsHE Click ads for Chloe!

0 min later 425017883 Anonymous (Proof2.jpg 4320x3240 1051kB)
Ok, here is proof. Now this is a copy pasta however its a true copy pasta. The reason its a copy pasta is because altering the story would make it a lie. I'm not here to lie, I'm here to ask for a few seconds of your time to help Chloe. Everything I said is 100% true however a copy pasta. So please help Chloe it takes 5 seconds and 1 ad click http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbjlRSKPsHE Click ads for Chloe!

1 min later 425018080 Anonymous
op is legit seen numerous documents that prove he is real GL op also as somebody who has been in several of your threads why you on so early today

2 min later 425018269 Anonymous
>>425018080 I got called into work last night at 3AM-10AM meaning I'm off until tomorrow

4 min later 425018423 Anonymous
Chloe is clearly a repeat offender, seeing as how I saw this thread last month.

4 min later 425018458 Anonymous
>>425018269 lol its funny how delusional you are you don't even know how the real world works you just don't get called in for a 7 hour shift at 3am

5 min later 425018608 Anonymous
Video of euthanization please. If fake, find a cat, film yourself strangling it, port it.

6 min later 425018663 Anonymous
>>425018458 You can if you work in areas such as Roads departments, etc.

6 min later 425018669 Anonymous
>>425018423 No I make 5-10 threads a month to raise 250$s, I have been doing so for about 5 months. Without /b/ Chloe would be dead. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbjlRSKPsHE Click an ad for Chloe!

7 min later 425018841 Anonymous
>>425018458 I actually work for the city at a water plant and shit breaks all the time and if I don't go into work their will be problems. Most of the people who work at night (and their are very few) are only there waiting for stuff to break so they can call people in to fix it such as myself.

7 min later 425018938 Anonymous
>>425018841 there* fuck I'm pretty tired lol. I haven't slept in forever I'm trying to stay awake so I can keep my normal schedule.

9 min later 425019131 Anonymous
>>425018841 name 1 think that can break in a water plant. There is something called reserves that hold water so you don't have to go into work in the middle of the night to fix things.

11 min later 425019413 Anonymous
What a nice 'friend' you had OP. What story did he give in court?

12 min later 425019635 Anonymous
>>425019131 Well the city does have a large reserve of water we can go 24 hours with the water plant shut down 100% however that's for emergencies and only intended for emergencies we still are required to keep as up time as possible you don't wanna go into those reserves unless you absolutely have to. Also they are not reserves they are technically in use 100% of the time as water leaves the reserves new water enters. That's how it works .

13 min later 425019802 Anonymous
>>425019413 He claimed that the girl did nothing wrong and the cat attacked her for no reason.

13 min later 425019817 Anonymous
done

15 min later 425020082 Anonymous
done op seems to be legit

16 min later 425020341 Anonymous
stale copypasta is stale

17 min later 425020401 Anonymous
Come on guys! it takes 10 seconds to save Chloe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbjlRSKPsHE Just go to that link and click an advertisement!

17 min later 425020520 Anonymous
>>425020341 I'm not trying to deny its a copy pasta. Read this >>425017883 >Now this is a copy pasta however its a true copy pasta. The reason its a copy pasta is because altering the story would make it a lie. I'm not here to lie, I'm here to ask for a few seconds of your time to help Chloe. Everything I said is 100% true however a copy pasta. Read that part? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbjlRSKPsHE Click ads for Chloe!

19 min later 425020776 Anonymous
Can I suggest killing the cat or you gonna be a pussy and cry? /b/ doesn't like cats now fuck off.

20 min later 425020907 Anonymous
>>425017838 My cat died on the 11th, so I feel for you /b/ro Had that cat for 16 of my 18 years on this planet. I clicked the three ads, and i hope some form of karma gets that girl and her asshole of a dad. Who the fuck goes to court because of a scratch from a cat?

20 min later 425020958 Anonymous
Assuming the thread is legit: if that was MY daughter, you wouldn't have to worry about insurance for a dead cat.

21 min later 425021019 Anonymous
>>425020776 >/b/ doesnt like cats >doesn't like cats >cats you retarded boy?

21 min later 425021130 Anonymous
>>425020907 Well a scratch+lif graft but really a lip graft is nothing major you can just man up and your lip will eventually grow back on its own you don't need a lip graft ever.

22 min later 425021194 Anonymous
sage

22 min later 425021251 Anonymous
>>425021019 /b/ doesn't like cats. Anonymous likes cats. >2012 >Still thinks 4channers and Anonymous is the same >lol new fag

23 min later 425021336 Anonymous (fuck cats.gif 338x289 2074kB)
just give it to someone else and stop paying. when they come to look for the cat say it ran away and after some months get your cat back

24 min later 425021502 Anonymous
>>425021336 well there is a RFID chip inside Chloe. I don't know much about RFID chips except there is one inside of her the vet put in.

25 min later 425021735 Anonymous
>>425021502 lol do you really think they put a tracking chip inside of your cat?

25 min later 425021738 Anonymous
No sure if op os legit, but will click in ads/thumbs up, subscribe and this kind of shit. I got two cats, hope that she's ok!

26 min later 425021843 Anonymous
>>425021502 Hide the cat and say you gave it to a relative.

26 min later 425021885 Anonymous
>>425017838 i clicked them for your kitty

26 min later 425021912 Anonymous
>>425021735 Well seeing they told me and I paid for the chip yes.

26 min later 425021950 Anonymous
>>425021251 >2012 >calls someone a newfag >ishygddt >constanza.jpg

27 min later 425022101 Anonymous
OP IS LEGIT /CONFIRMED

28 min later 425022132 Anonymous
Sure don't care about these posts Mods, faggots...

28 min later 425022229 Anonymous
If you guys want I can get a live stream of Chloe up. Not sure why you would wanna watch Chloe on live stream but I can.

29 min later 425022302 Anonymous (1343428481064.jpg 170x206 6kB)
>>425020776 You must be new

29 min later 425022375 Anonymous
Old copypasta is old.

30 min later 425022564 Anonymous
>>425017838 Name and address of your "friend". /b/ will take care of the rest.

31 min later 425022631 Anonymous (1344632745597.jpg 212x190 17kB)
>>425022229 Because /b/ will always require proof or you best get the fuck out

32 min later 425022862 Anonymous
Anyone who believes OP is a cunt. Stop stealing shit. I hope you die.

33 min later 425022923 Anonymous
>Cat >Rabies Shit copypasta is shit.

33 min later 425022965 Anonymous
second guys. About to post live stream of Chloe. She is in her house atm laying down.

33 min later 425022987 Anonymous (caturday.jpg 600x586 87kB)
>>425020776 Proof Of Your Supreme Wrongness.

35 min later 425023268 Anonymous
>>425022923 Okay cats can get rabies I was thinking of something else.

36 min later 425023429 Anonymous
http://justin.tv/breakingbadliv That is a live stream of Chloe. Click an ad for her! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbjlRSKPsHE

37 min later 425023561 Anonymous
>>425023429 Get in here guys! what do to Chloe? nothing mean only nice things. Also click an ad for Chloe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbjlRSKPsHE

38 min later 425023749 Anonymous
Rabies. Such a huge threat to man-kind, you know, because so many people get it and die of it. There really ISN'T a vaccine for it.

42 min later 425024546 Anonymous
>>425023749 There is a vaccine to it dumbass called murder all with it then the virus can't spread anymore.

44 min later 425024793 Anonymous
>>425024546 Not to mention the fcc already has cure for cancer they just like to keep it secret because they work for the government and their job is to pretty much cause fear.

44 min later 425024864 Anonymous (134702937860845.jpg 630x420 279kB)
>>425020776 did he said /b/ doesnt like cats.... did he really said that...

45 min later 425024979 Anonymous
>>425024793 lol the Federal Communications Commission? Do you know what fcc I think you mean cdc

47 min later 425025287 Anonymous
>>425024979 Also the CDC doesn't cure diseases they create new viruses and diseases curing shit would be a positive thing in society they would rather create more problems for society.

48 min later 425025501 Anonymous
>>425024864 Is that John Pinette in picture? Looks kinda like him, great comedian!

49 min later 425025646 Anonymous
>>425025501 lol stand up comedy >2012 nobody watches stand up Comedy anymore thats like saying you listen to classical music. Also kill your fucking cat nobody gives a shit about it.

51 min later 425025989 Anonymous
Come on guys! it takes 10 seconds to save Chloe. All you have to do is go to this link and click an ad! (SINGULAR) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbjlRSKPsHE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbjlRSKPsHE Click one for Chloe.

53 min later 425026250 Anonymous (1345951479397.jpg 279x267 7kB)
IF ANY OF U RETARD NEW FAGS BELIVE OP.. THIS IS AN OLD COPYPASTA ILL GIVE 1/10 FOR OP FOR TRICKING ALL THESE FAGGOT IDIOTS BUT IM STILL GIVING 0/10 TO OP FOR NOT BEING CREATIVE

53 min later 425026325 Anonymous
Curb stomp that cat its really ugly do it sopranos style and make her bite down on brick stairs then stomp her face in.

56 min later 425026692 Anonymous
>>425026250 As somebody who knows op is legit I can tell you his story is not creative and boring because its true. True things are never as cool sounding as made up things and after all the proof I have seen I went to the link he posted here and clicked an ad I suggest you all do the same for OP.

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